HEY LISTEN! HEY LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY LISTEN! HEY LIST-*GRRK*
An amazing piece of art by GENZOMAN, submitted by SavageSparrow and Patrick L.
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Link wins!
Fatality!!!
King Of Hyrule: Great, that thing was annoying, now go kill ganon! NOOOOOWWW! WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG?! YOU'RE THE WORST HERO EVER!! GO ALREADY!!!
Now how will Link know where the Skulltula's weakness is?
Link used Crush Grip! It's super effective!
Navi "fainted"!
Looks like Navi got too much of his attention this time
oh I wanna do this.
what side quest must I do to do such a glorious thing?
link never really was on your side, navi…
That's what Navi gets for singing along to the brawl 02 theme!
…and just for generally being annoying.
Useless fact: This is officially my first comment here. Hi everyone.
Hey Listen! Hey Listen! Hey Listen!
crunch…
Kill Navi
Forget to save
You and I submitted at the same time then.
WHO CARES LINK STAB HIM!!!
No…you listen!
I always thought her blood would be blue…. D:
And that there'd be less of it… Man, look at the splash zone!
I have played superman 64 watch dragon ball the movie and I have read courage kratos. But nothing has pissed me off more than that fairy and her constant nagging wile your just playing the game only to find out some useless information that you already knew HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN! yo link I know your busy fighting gannon am I gonna let you finish but if you hold Z you can block his attack.
Hey, Navi… WATCH OUT! *flyswatter*
YOU ARE PUNY! LIKE BUG!
SOVIET HYRULE IS VIKTORY!
Common sense.
if you thought navi alive was bad, i can't wait to see you suffer with her ghost following you around.
Not only did he kill Navi, he finally got his health out of the red, killing two very annoying birds with one stone.
It would appear so ^^
Anyway, on the artsy side of things, that is absolutely incredible, and I will have to give my congratulations on a job well done to the artist. On the darker side of things, it is certainly refreshing to see someone swatting that irritating thing.
Ironic that it turns out to be Link, of all people!
Navi's blood: tasty.
The person has quite a few more pieces.
And as for Link swatting at it, I say it's sweet revenge.
Well, EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME!
Hmm, I shall have to take a look.
Looking back on it, I'd say you're right. Afterall, If I was being hounded by that thing for god knows how long, I imagine I'd enjoy killing the thing on the spot.
now… finally link can feel manly… hes used to people pointing at him and saying "look! a fairy!" although they may still call him that with his little green elf costume he wears all over the place
Navi is the absolute most annoying blue ball of light that the world has evar had the displeasure to hear. this is how link became the hero of hyrule.
Just so we can experience the pleasure of killing her over and over, right?
Quoting and seconding fmarulz…
"oh I wanna do this.
what side quest must I do to do such a glorious thing?"
Oh goodness no… suddenly a skit from the Star Wars Robot Chicken comes to mind.
You, sir, are GANNON-BANNED for breaking Rule #1
Tasting the Rainbow…or is he just crushing her with his fist?
HEY, SHUT UP!
Kill Navi
Don't save on purpose
Repeat
???
Profit!
ban me all you want I but not will stop me from speeling things wrong. I live by a strict code to make a mistake in what ever I do.
yeah i remember that one.
+1 for "no duh!" ref
oh wake up already and stop making us gamers see your dreams.
NOT COOL MAN !
+1 For utterly epic reference
Well, EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS! was my message tone for almost a year, now replaced by the [ ! ] detection sound from Metal Gear Solid
Massive fan of Genzomans work. He takes away a boy, and when he returns, it is a man
A man's man. A man's man's man. More importantly, their hands, while firm and masculine, are soft as a velvet child. What lotion do they use?
Well, she can't now, really. The only thing she can hear right now is the sound of her little fairy bones snapping.
Well, she was. She just never helped.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StopHe…
Link: I did it…I finally did it…I killed her…and now I can continue my quest in peace.
(begins riding off towards Hyrule Castle)
Ghostly voice: Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink… Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink…
Link: Wha… what?
Ghost Navi: (Appears in front of Link) I'm haunting you.
Link:NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When there's something strange, in your neighborhood. Guess who it is… GHOST NAVI! :U
… clearly far worse than ghost Nappa could ever be… .__.
I wonder what took him so goddam long….
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=118
Tell that to Vegeta.
Link: *Pant pant* Finally…after all these years I finally got rid of-
Navi (in Link's stomach): Hey! Listen!
*Link suicides*
GAME OVER
Common sense doesn't exist in Nintendo.
Pert and +1-for-Futurama-reference, sir.
Zelda: Link, what does Navi say about Ganondorf's power level?
Navi: Hey listen! It's ov-aaaagh.
*Link crushes Navi*
Link: It's over nine thousand!!!!
Zelda: What? Nine thousand!?
…….she doesn't even TALK THAT MUCH. I was freaking 10 when I played the damn game, and I didn't mind her. Everyone here's a freaking prick.
"HEY RES ME! HEY RES ME! HEY RES ME!"
OR
"HEY MEDIC! HEY MEDIC! HEY MEDIC!"
Kill Navi
Res Navi with Console Commands
Repeat
I shall put you…
…in my pants.
In Soviet Russia, Navi listens to YOU!
inb4http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=42
even tho I posted that b4 D:
i still haven decided what is worse:
navi's constant bugging, of the MM fairy that makes a bell sound.
I mean realy, at least Navi didn't try to summon you like you are a slave or something.
On the otherhand… " HEY LISTEN! Link there is a ring of fire around death mountain! You should head over there right away!"
YAAAY LINKIEEEEE!
Navi: Wake up! …Wake up!! … Wake up!!… Hey!….
That hand of his is dripping red!
WHO'S LISTENING NOW, BITCH!
The last thing to go thru her mind…was her ass.
hey -1 troll in the base!
Wait, he never ate navi. Not even in the pic did he eat navi.
…Oh….crap.
I totally saw this picture the wrong way. I thought he was eating her XD
WOIP-DOIP :B
In a world where cats push melons out of rivers, common sence doesnt always help
Time to use the Master Sword for seppuku.
SENCE?GRAMMER HAMMER!
No, Link! This Faerie won't replenish your health!
Wait, if you played Superman 64, then watched Dragonball Evolution, shouldn't you be dead or some sh*t!? Also, GANNON BANNED!
+1 for Jeff Dunham referance, If only she was a suicide bomber…I wonder what she would look like.." Two heroes of time walk in a bar"
But now you're dead, and you can't kill yourself, and Navi can still follow you around.
+1 for halloween decoration terrorists.
Behind Navi's crushed form… there lies a smile.
Not understanding that you must use Caps Lock while saying "GRAMMAR HAMMER!"?
Ban'd.
Getting banned from the pottery shop was the last straw that sent Link to his madness
"Oh crap, now I can't Z target!"
Very rash, Link, very rash…
Kill Navi
"Forget to save"
Reboot
Pleasure!
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Or PWND, that would also work.
Ooh ooh, take the electrical one for a long, painful, agonizing death!
I'd rather not, she'd haunt your pants forever.
I just had a realization. Soviet Russia is awesome!
now that I take a good look at the picture…
Link is crying….. tears of joy
If there something strange
In your Neighborhood…
Guess who it is?
GHOST NAVI!
LISTEN! LISTEN LISTEN! HEY HEY HEY LISTEN LISTEN!
Recipe 12: Fairy Rugueux
A very rare, very delicious Hylian delicacy. Due to the hidden nature of their habitat (believed to be the Koriki Forest), acquiring adequate amounts of fairies for culinary distribution has proved difficult.
Kill Navi
'Z' Target anyway.
"Hey Link! Look!"
"Yes Navi…those are my testicles…"
It'll do wonders for his patience, though.
Seeing Navi bleeding like that certainly puts one into a good mood, doesn't it?
comon people.
no need to troll the poor guy.
besides, were all extremely exaggerating. at least i am.
Now she'll just be saying BOO! over and over and OVER AND OVER!!!
O HAI
Use fire wand on corspe.
Heat End to make sure no rez.
Hai ^^
press C-up to destroy annoying fairies
Great now she can be replaced with the most awesome of exposition fairies: Midna
Or Sam from Evil Dead Regeneration….
Wouldn't it be awesome if you could repeatedly kill navi in different ways like Sam?
Now imagine this with Navi rel="nofollow">
OMGZ, HI! …
… I sound like a bitchy blond teenage girl when I do that …
… Why am I going back in time to older submissions anyway? …
Anyway, welcome to Halolz!
Without Navi, Link would have been screwed. Talk about taking things for granted.
You're all assholes.