If I knew you could hack Pokemon by just lying to your starter I never would have wasted all that time walking up and down the beach at Cinnibar!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 15, 2011 · 8:46 PM
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Later Professor Oak came by and revoked Ash's training license for riding his bike indoors.
Bulbasaur: I THOUGHT it was weird that he got the badge when I'm his only Pokemon…
I don't need a badge to use Flash!
WHY AM I BEING ARRESTED OH GOD
I don't need Flash, I can navigate dark caves with my face!
Cut trees, get Mews. People are going to have fun with this new Pokemon's Urban Legend of Zelda, hehe…..
…oh yeah, almost forgot about our incoming guest.
<img src="http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/102/c/2/HAAX_by_JakeTheGmodLover.jpg">
I really don't see what that has to contribute to the threa-
*monitor'd*
I hope it was too dark for anyone to see you "flashing".
Bitch, I'm not indoors, you're imagining things.
I wish I had known this years ago. Then I could have made Missingno. my bitch.
FUN FACT -- in the original games, the darkness was just a darkly colored cave. Adjust the contrast to the right setting and you can see -without- flash!
Hax! You can now have 7 Pokemon on your team, congratulations!
… I don't understand
"I just got the Zephyr Badge!"
But Ash this is Kanto…
Who needs badges? *TRAINER uses Weed Whacker! It's super effective! Bulbasaur has been reduced to grass clippings!*
Silly Halolz, Pokemon don't talk
I tried to haxxor Pokemon once.
I thought I could handle it.
….I lost everything.
Arrested? Why?
<img src="http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/flash1.jpg">
I don't see the problem.
You get in real troubles when you use "sleep powder" -> "harden "->"Pound" ->"Eruption" in successio
I always hated getting something the legit way. Just to go to my friends house to see they already have seven of them.
Please don't make me explain the joke. Cause if I have to explain the joke in order to make it funny, than there is no joke, and the Joker will shoot me for explaining the joke.
Meh, who needs to use cut outside battle when you can use this SUPER EFFECTIVE tool.
Mews huh?
Missingno huh?
Yeah, have fun now.
Just wait until you turn off you game and your save file be corrupt, hackers…
Y'know… if all the Pokémon were to disappear in their world… how would everyone react….?
Trainer #1: "FUCK, WHERE DID ALL THE POKEMON GO? I NEED TO SHOVE SOME ROCKS!!"
Trainer #2: "Y'know… we do have bulldozers…. just… like… sitting there…."
Trainer #1: "WHAT'S A BULLDOZER? IS THAT A POKEMON?"
Trainer #2: "It's a machine. It would be helpful in your rock-pushing endeavors…"
Trainer #1: "FUCK THAT. I FEEL USELESS WITHOUT MY MACHOP."
Trainer #2: "…."
oh, and it's not like you can use any non HM moves out of battle… GOD FORBID I use water gun instead of a stupid looking watering can…
i need an adult
Oak: You need to obtain the Boulder Badge in order to understand this joke.
I was able to make out the general location of walls and stuff if I got real close and stared hard enough. Got through that cave that way more than once.
Walked into the next game all cocky. "Flash? Eh no worries. I got thi-OhMyGod I'm Blind!"
Ash: "But…Gary has 10 badges!!!
What's up with that?!? How's that even possible?!?"
<img src="http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s57/Akurei_sk/Demotivational/GaryOak.jpg">
With the right Java script and card swipe, hacking is actually pretty easy when using Digimon.
<img src=http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_licgog6YU81qdr767o1_500.png>
mmhmm
Bulbasaur should've know better.
Everyone with Bulbasaur uses Bulbasaur to beat Misty.
We are adults.
geeks/nerds/dorks are children in adult bodies
…It's Companion Cube badge!
Bulbasaur: Bulba, bulba bulba!
Trainer: I'm sorry Bulbasaur, we need a badge in order to cut through that tre--
Bulbasaur: FUCK BADGES
*Bulbasaur solarbeams the tree*
you were walking up the beach on cinnibar? no wonder you wasted your time your supposed to use surf on the right side
What about Meowth?
Ah crap, its escaping from my childhood memory of seeing Digimon in a movie theater!
Wait, are you getting hit by a monitor, or are you getting periodically checked by Dr. Breen/Hax?
And now you know why Ghetsis is a total troll.
You accidentally the whole thing?
Yea, Pokemon Hax! Now I can get Missin-!@#$%^&*#HYF$#*F
-File Corrupted-
FUCK!
first one… seems that the joke did not chain as I expected it too…
*Writes note on notepad*
Well, back to the drawing board.
NOT TRUE!!!
Ubernerds are more like babies.
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4c/SpockVulcan.jpg">
His conclusion is perfectly logical, captain.
WE NEEDS NO POKEMON TO CATCH POKEMON!!!!
ALL YOU NEED IS THE HAXXXXXX!!!!!!
Entire team is ubernerds!
"I defeated GLaDOS and all i got was this lousy badge."
Sweet, tentacles!
I think your link is broken, dude
you need a license to ride a bike?! world of pokemon = totalitarian dystopia!
and mystery dungeon!
why not more?
(you could have a hax that causes the storage machine to follow you around :3)
Yo DAWG, I herd U liek Gym BAdges, so I put a gym badge in yo gym badge so you can cut when you cut.
And that is why my Gigalith has Bulldoze.
Hey, defeating Wheatley gets you nothing.
It's a Sprayduck! WHO HATES DUCKS? THEY'RE THE MOST PERFECT ANIMAL ON EARTH
*TRAINER uses Hammer! It's super effective! The rock was shattered to fragments.
Cheatin' only gets ya so far.
That is quite possibly some of the worst art ever.
But who cares it has HAX
See, this doesn't apply to me because I can fly over everything on a Spearow.
Problem, logic?
Because you had your brights on behind a cop.
What, was there a joke?
Nothing? Then what about being left on an endless field with the real Companion Cube?
I make my own badges.
ALONG WITH MY OWN RULES
Coodoo is confused!
*tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet*
Wasn't Mystery Dungeon like a dream or something? Logic has no place in dreams.
I was in the john. Am I too late for the free Mews?
*sigh* First I can't get an image to show up properly, and now the link just wants to be a douche to me… http://kumamotojet.com/images/TheMoreYouKnow.jpg
*TRAINER uses A Fucking Gun! Its super effective! Nothing is safe.
*hipster glasses*
I simply spent all my monies on Master Balls before Hax
I showed that glitch my rare candy.
Glitches love rare candies.
Who cuts trees when you can walk straight through them?
<img src="http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g278/Ovahdrive/YouAreBeingMonitored.jpg">
Ash looks like he's been at the SilverPowder a little too much. Someone get him some Protein and some Calcium.
*attempts to use Silph Scope to see the joke*
"There's a time and place for everything. But not now."
Don't go around small tree, cut it down.
Burn the small tree down with your fire starter? Nope. Cut it.
Spray sudowoodo with water from your water starter? Nope, use squirt bottle.
Use Dive, you can now breathe underwater.
Use rain dance underwater for underwater rain. Feel free to throw a fire blast in there too.
Fly….enough said.
Battle with giant fire-breathing, laser shooting monsters indoors constantly, risking damage to property and destruction of innocent lives. But oh for the love of god DON'T ride your bike indoors. That would be dangerous.
Got bored of space, decided to rant about pokemon.
And they can all learn 9 moves each!
In before Creeperno
Turn Wailmer 90 degrees, tell it to surf down. Dive before you're supposed to. Pull Jirachi from cracks in reality. Profit.
Problem Elm?
Pretty sure Aggron is bulletproof so I think I still have a decent cha-*gets shot*
So…that's…what…you…meant………………..
Oh I get it, Bulbasaur HACKED down the tree.
That's the joke right?
OBJECTION!
The Space Core never gets bored of space, which means…
TheSpaceCore IS A SPY!
#ReferenceOverload
I see what you did there…
Yes, he accidentally the whole thing, because who would the whole thing on purpose?
I would have GRAMMAR HAMMER'd ya, but I couldn't tell if you intentionally left out the verb or not.
I thought it was translated or whatever so the player would understand what they were doing?
He has meme-induced immunity to GRAMMAR HAMMERs. It's a good thing you didn't try to swing it at him; it would have simply bounced off and hit you right in the e-peen.
So, Don't Explain the Joke!
…Unless explaining the joke is actually part of the joke, in which case the joke has to be explained, but since you don't explain the joke, then there is no joke, so we have to go back to the original joke, which must be explained, so…AAAAGH!
Mjr_Boothroyd has experienced a Self-Referential Logic Error and must be shut down.
TAKE THAT!
The Space Core CLEARLY states that he is bored of space and wants to go back to Earth!
In fact, he repeats it ad nauseum.
Ah Christ -1 Troll…
It's funny because just yesterday I found a copy of Pokemon Platnium on the ground. and it was indeed hacked >>
that's what gave it away for you, sheesh there are a lot of other examples
well I'm a 16 year old teen in a properly fitted body, I don't think I'll mentally mature more though
you didn't see the whole picture, did you?
where can I get this sign, I want to hang it up in my room
coodoo, use your brain. coodoo hurt itself in the confusion
Oh God, do NOT let him smile, we don't need more dead puppies
wait, does the gun engage in coitus, or do you have coitus with the gun, like heavy and sasha
and that always works… <img src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ0A6bh0CHmHefjuapWxNPIzONPBp2NSG8HnNdbgvMdrh3WAUFj&t=1">
cue those guys in no more heroes screaming "MY E-PEEEEEN"
Missing No1 DESTROYS ALL ADGAGCXBVAGHASDF
I'm I too late for the party? In that case…
<img src="http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m104/themayneman/hax.jpg" border="0" hax Pictures, Images and Photos"/>
I'll just leave this here.
I love looking at the 'lol' style art.
I can't believe you the whole thing.
Sorry, Paulrus, I had to join in. I'll just wait over there in the corner…
I have a pokemon team of 493 pokemon, and all of them can learn over 9000 moves each. Cue the 9000 joke.
I think I've seen your shit-eating grin enough to last a lifetime, thank you very much.
HOLD IT!
The Space Core only stated that he got bored of space ONCE, and he only wants to go back to earth! He never says anything about Pokemon!
That Core is clearly a SPY!
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID!
NO. You know what? NO. YOU CAN'T FLY OVER EVERYTHING IN A SPEAROW! WHAT ABOUT AN ELECTRIC FORCEFIELD THAT PENETRATES THE ATMOSPHERE!? HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!
I don't count the show
Obligatory "Don't believe in Red, believe in the hacked Pokemon that belive in me!"
(Sorry, best I could come up with after going under a major back surgery and having 2 days of no internet access)
SPACE OBJECTION!
There are pokemon from space. So it makes sense I might be interested!
it's over… 9000?
I divert some of the forcefield with your wall of caps.
I don't think you get it.
SPACE HOLD IT!
The only Pokemon from space are Legendary (except Unown), and you would have figured that catching normal Pokemon wasn't worth the effort to get a Space Pokemon, so, therefore, you are obviously a SPY!
It goes BEYOND THE ATMOSPHERE! YOU CAN'T BREATHE IN SPACE!
I NEED SPACE CORE!!!
HAX. There is only one Master Ball.
…
…
…
Master Balls. Master Balls EVERYWHERE.
SHOOT HIM!!!
We need to go deeper, doctor.
I brought this up once, but Professor Oak gets awfully pissy about bikes. That's why his nightmares consist of Ash, riding his bike INDOORS, crashing into the bikes of every girl that has accompanied him over his adventures.
Where did you buy Master Balls. The hax store?
I call the hax on this one, shit, now every pokemon cartridge will be like playing Counter Strike!
THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS! http://gameguideworld.net/wp-content/uploads/2010…
Je pouves-ete?
Aggron? http://chamsblogspot.webs.com/photos/british-army…
Bring it, Bitch
its ok, I've got your back
me however….
yes.
Dare I say it? Eh, might as well…
"She's 10 you sick **** !!!"
"Sweeeeeet."
I F**KING LOVE SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Misty's a ten years old gym leader? Damn, she's fast o.O
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/…
It already happened.
That is the most in-sensical, unimportant, irrelevant piece of rubbish I've ever heard.
AND YET, IT FITS PERFECTLY.
Don't worry, I can kill him with a self-looping .bat file!
"All you need is HAX.
All you need is HAX.
All you need is HAX, HAX.
HAX is all your need."
That's a bit more than a gun don't you think? Of course, self-propelled artillery can probably get possessed by Rotom. It's less appropriate for dealing with infantry too. (i.e. me)
Also, your link doesn't work correctly.
P.S. My argument remains valid in the face of rocket launchers.
Excuse me, Mr. Hacker, but your 'No' is Missing.
From what I last remember from the game, she was that age.
Well, it's not surprising at all. She's living in a world where kids at her age are able to single-handedly disband a "criminal organisation".
Scott Ramsoomair used LOVE.
It's Super Effective!
Artakha fell in love!
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MASTER BALLS OF STEEL
Or giving him 400,000 emails and making him lag.
When all else fails…
Screw the rules,
I HAVE MONEY!
Silly Missingno., you shouldn't mess up the whole world!
Said the man who soon whas blown to pieces.
John will never forgive you.
Reminds me of the time I found this rom for pokemon yellow,and in the department store, you could freem master balls.
i love how the white of the image fits with the comment section its like he is trying to coming out of my scre- OH GOD * Starts shooting at the screen*
Artakha used CATS!
"All your base are belong to us."
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
You were taking a crap on a toilet that looks like Master Chief's helmet. They'll half forgive you.
I'm made the EXACT SAME WAY.
I was told we would be fighting MEN!
If you are such a genius, hack a fifth attack in a pokemon…
<img src="http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/trippin-balls-500x400.png">
Don't forget that small trip to the moon. Granted it was for like a few seconds but not a lot of people get to go there.
SPACE TAKE THAT! Clefairy originated from space, and it is implied that both Lunatone and Solrock did as well! All of which require non-significant effort to obtain!
Because that would be the end of life…. So only 7.
Gurren Lagann is the best thing for recovery… because it makes you want to take on that surgery and kick its ass…
Trip to the moon? For free?
Now i want to be a test subject too!
Screw Ash,
I HAVE FAKE BADGES!
so wait, how does a bulbasaur cut trees?
Razor Leaf.
Well THEORETICALLY, it is possible to get another Master Ball by matching all 5 numbers in the Daily Lottery, but that's practically impossible for the average person.
Silly Diaboromon, using dial-up.
IT'S OVER 4437000!!!
need a little link in here, lemme look for it, give me a sec and…
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Aggron+bitch+if+…
there we go. your tank can't beat our tank :P
John is the demons
I've never heard such beauty coming from a mortals mouth until now…
It's a 1 in 99999 chance. That's almost 13 times rarer than a normally-occuring Shiny pokemon.
I do, it's just I was tentative to use such a sickening cliché.
the last thing i want to see is the face on the female….
You can find it hanging off a cloud.be careful though…the gods monitor people who get close to it.oh and you have to get it by walking.
What about me………………..
ITS OVER 90-
404 ERROR
First you need to survive her tests.
so… noclip is involved? my God this is elaborate.
Oh, silly, you can't get Mew by cutting tress, how stupid would that be?
…
You get them by cutting tires
I'll just leave this here:
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Did somebody say something about flying?
Why is this a reply when i said nothing about mews?
What about me?im speaking.so i guess i proved you wrong
Oh Goddamnit…
OHGODHEEXPLAINEDTHEJOKEEVERYONEGETDOW-
*WORLDSPLOSION*
Son, y'all link's broke
Alas, this may be unrelated, but I've noticed a lack of Wolf and Falcon based submissions lately. Are they just going out of style? Have we uncovered them all? O_O
And beat her 7 corrupted cores?
DAMN IT, 4CHAN!
Or, being a candidate to go into space for zero-G laser-tag? (and saving the world, of course)
rel="nofollow">Video link!
If you have to explain the joke…THEN THERE IS NO JOKE!
Were we? rel="nofollow">
No! Not Mjr_Boothroyd! We need him! I need a medic over here!
He's high. (cloud joke)
BUT WAIT! Some pokemon are only legendary for being from space, but, at their source, they COULD be common pokemon. We'll never know.
I'd like to test that theory!
And here are 17 MORE things to ruin your childhood! http://www.cracked.com/article_19001_17-images-th…
Dude, they beg for bread.
http://www.damnlol.com/pics/428/230fc4c015980487a…
Bring it on, then.
Is that why the Heavy has tiny legs?
2 days of no internet? I just got back from a 5 day mission trip and cracked my goddamned head with a truck. That's 6 days of no internet because I forgot my computer password from the head-hitting. How'd you hurt your back?
Congratulations, Alpar. You win at the universe.
*nudge* It's you're *nudge*
Can't let you realize that, Artakha!
<insert Highlander joke here>
vine whip it shows it in the comic. look closer
Can't let you stop me, Quaker!
Scalpel!
*Nurse hands a scalpel*
Blood Bucket!
*Nurse hands a blood bucket*
Priest!
Next Patient!
works for me. and i wasn't trying to throw a pic in there either.
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lidtrujS931qha1…
and if that doesn't work, look up "aggron bitch" in google images. you'll see what i was referring to
Can't let you deny that, Artakha!
Can't let you stop my denial, Quaker. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID! XD
Can't let you declare that, Artakha! YOUR argument is invalid!
SPELLING HAMMER!
*was
But can you fly over yourself?
It's not bad, it's HAX!
Metronome.
MINDFUCK!
Can't let you declare me invalid, QUAKER! HA! TAKE THAT!
Is this what happens when gary's ability to fly over everything on a spearow meets his impenetrably large ego? rel="nofollow">
BUT HE RAISES A GOOD POINT!
Not on a pidgey with your Gark Oak physics.
Actually, it was to repair a slowly declining curve on my spine, a condition known as scoliosis… an ideal curve of the spine would be 0-5 degrees, mine was 50 degrees and slowly getting worse. If left untreated, not only would I have lost a significant amount of growth along my spine, but I would also experience intense pain as vital organs would have been punctured by my bones.
Sorry I'm not very Halolz-literate, so bear with me: rel="nofollow">
5:37
Lions always hack