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[VIDEO] Mario & Link Get A Portal Gun



Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 14, 2011 · 5:21 AM 
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96 Responses to “[VIDEO] Mario & Link Get A Portal Gun”

  1. Nick Soapdish on July 14th, 2011 5:31 am

    I got here first and….. I got nothing.
    Space?

    Oh look 100epeen. That only took about 3 years.

  2. Frankenstrat247 on July 14th, 2011 5:41 am

    shaun, if you're in the US, do you actually sleep? seriously!

  3. MassiveDamage on July 14th, 2011 6:00 am

    It's dangerous to go alone.

    TAKE THIS!

  4. Jimmy on July 14th, 2011 6:04 am

    Link with a portal gun? That's just Cucco.

  5. Jimmy on July 14th, 2011 6:05 am

    I'm going to bed right now (=.=) It's 6:00 a.m. and I've been up all night.

  6. Combatbeaver on July 14th, 2011 6:10 am

    beating ganondrf with a horde of chickens…SIMPLY GENIUS!

  7. Darkangelsv1 on July 14th, 2011 6:10 am

    Tetra: I think we can put our differences together. For your sister. You monster.

  8. Ultamia on July 14th, 2011 6:18 am

    I could just imagine Princess Zelda speaking to Link…

    "Hello, and once again, welcome to the Hyrule Kingdom Enrichment Center…"

  9. CriticalQuit on July 14th, 2011 6:20 am

    Portal Guns are over powered in just about any context outside of Portal.

    Why can't that be true with Crowbars, too? The crowbar is the worst L4D2 melee weapon.

  10. VyseRogueKing on July 14th, 2011 6:41 am

    Well then if it takes 3 give me one more year and I'll be there with you. Congrats.

  11. RemielChibus on July 14th, 2011 6:42 am

    Only using the shield? Easy mode. Only using the portal gun? Hard mode.

  12. TehVortex on July 14th, 2011 6:44 am

    I see your double Mario & Link Dorkly post…and I raise you two more.

  13. VyseRogueKing on July 14th, 2011 6:45 am

    Well now he's the hero of space AND time.

  14. TehVortex on July 14th, 2011 6:46 am

    Unnecessary. As long as you've got your smashing board, you should be fine.

  15. VyseRogueKing on July 14th, 2011 6:48 am

    I'm in the west coast so 3 more hours and I'll have done the same.

  16. greenxboy on July 14th, 2011 7:17 am

    Sorry mario but the princess is a lie

  17. Dimomarg on July 14th, 2011 7:26 am

    The ASHPD is guaranteed to make everything 20% cooler.

  18. ChemicalKirby on July 14th, 2011 7:29 am

    Challenge mod accepted

  19. VyseRogueKing on July 14th, 2011 7:29 am

    Ah but the crowbar is one of the best zombie fighting weapons you can have in real life. It's versatile, lightweight, and good at smashing heads in.
    -source Zombie Survival Guide
    <img src="http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/pourmecoffee/y0Mtvy595Evs9MXLATZDpNVs9Uv2Rd6uthcGBe19q5IEcao6jKl9ZUFLBYZj/the_more_you_know2.jpg&quot; width="300">

  20. CriticalQuit on July 14th, 2011 7:40 am

    Oh yeah, that's right. I have that book, I forgot they cited crowbar as the best bludgeon. Katana of course was the best slashing weapon, and bolt-action or semi-automatic rifle the best gun.

  21. Alpar on July 14th, 2011 9:15 am

    A comment on a submission a day keeps the hundred E-Peen at… uh…

    ….eh, I got nothing. All I know is that it just takes a lot of commenting.

  22. Alpar on July 14th, 2011 9:16 am

    You know what else is Cucco? The fact they're invincible and can probably kill Ganon if they Zerg Rushed him :I

  23. Alpar on July 14th, 2011 9:16 am

    You forgot to put a space between the "a" and the "href" :P

  24. MasqueNoMercy on July 14th, 2011 10:07 am

    don't know if you should count the first year, if you look back at the beginning nothing has any points at all. plus fewer people looking at the site so fewer people +ing you. also wasnt the first year a different commenting system? so maybe it only took you 2 years?

  25. TehVortex on July 14th, 2011 10:24 am

    ^THIS. Well done Soapdish.

  26. TehVortex on July 14th, 2011 10:27 am

    I also forgot the closing "< a >"…totally need to lrn2html…

  27. ChemicalKirby on July 14th, 2011 10:39 am

    I got to 69 in a couple of days.

  28. vash_ts on July 14th, 2011 10:51 am

    you threw koopa to a lava pool, in new supermario he will revive… and attack your body and mind…. you monster

  29. Nick Soapdish on July 14th, 2011 10:53 am

    But I want to be like an old man. Is it hipster of us to say people like you and me were there before intensedebate? The early days 1s were as rare as a girl on x-box live. A -1 troll could actually decimate the page. The old comment system where there was no avatars or pluses or reply options. Forget hipster, how about Pioneers!

  30. MasqueNoMercy on July 14th, 2011 10:58 am

    i even have a poster commemorating the great ackbar shutdown when for months all you got was "its a trap" whenever you went on halolz! these kids dont know hardships like we do

  31. MorningMoon on July 14th, 2011 11:23 am

    Congratulations, Sir Nick of Soapdish. You have ascended to a higher plane of Halolz, now, you can see the site for what it truly is, for now that you have reached 100 e-peen you will see some of the most hilarious video games jokes of all times every time Shawn posts a Kratos picture. Or so the legend says.

  32. MokubaKaiba on July 14th, 2011 11:27 am

    or use the 2nd most powerful weapon, THE FISHING ROD!!! rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…

  33. SirNumel on July 14th, 2011 11:29 am

    Actually, it stated that a katana, if not produced as a replica sword, was the best relatively common slashing weapon. The book cited the Shaolin Spade as the most versatile zombie-fighting melee weapon, due to its lightweight, compact design and dual purpose as a shovel.

  34. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 14th, 2011 12:34 pm

    Same.

    +1's all around gentlemen!

  35. Paulrus-Keaton? on July 14th, 2011 12:35 pm

    I'm almost there. Just gotta keep making funny posts. Funny being a subjective term.

  36. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 14th, 2011 12:36 pm

    Obviously the system is flawed.

  37. razorman715 on July 14th, 2011 12:50 pm

    About over 9 thousand…..

  38. BoxeyBrown on July 14th, 2011 1:01 pm

    Super Mario Brothers Crossover needs this NOW!!!

  39. dekuskrub1 on July 14th, 2011 1:11 pm

    i remember back to when replies to a comment were @ MasqueNMercy rather than just clicking reply

  40. smashpro1 on July 14th, 2011 1:15 pm

    You know what else is genius? Strapping the chickens to you as armor.

  41. Alpar on July 14th, 2011 1:17 pm

    Naw. Intensedebate's just made things easier, since we've also had more people upvoting too. Getting 69 E-Peen is easy nowadays.

  42. Alpar on July 14th, 2011 1:18 pm

    Ganon: Well if you love that Triforce so much, why don't you marry it? Well guess what, I WON'T LET YOU.

    How does that make you feel?

    Link: ….

  43. HughbertEsq on July 14th, 2011 1:25 pm

    I could rant-a-thon about the logistical problems of this video…
    But I won't, instead have some comics: http://cdn.brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/comics/2…

  44. Roflcopter419 on July 14th, 2011 1:34 pm

    Back in our day, to get our e-peen we had to walk uphill! Both ways! In the snow!

  45. Red_Zero on July 14th, 2011 1:44 pm

    Now you're thinking… at all!
    Aperture Science
    We do what we must because we can
    For the good of ALL of us (including videogame charachters)
    Except the ones who are dead

  46. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 14th, 2011 1:57 pm

    15 MILES!!!

  47. MasterLuigi452 on July 14th, 2011 2:10 pm

    Must… Get… 100…
    Don't… Have… Brain… For witty comments….

  48. MasterLuigi452 on July 14th, 2011 2:12 pm

    Then the cake is definitely a lie.

  49. MasterLuigi452 on July 14th, 2011 2:17 pm

    Cucco harrasment on Gannon and Bullet Bill on Bowser?
    I know that Link is smart enough to do that since he solves all kinds of puzzles, but Mario?
    Didn't know he have high intellegence for these kind of tricks…

  50. Vabolo on July 14th, 2011 2:23 pm

    And everyone looked like Wolf O'Donnell if they didn't have a Gravatar.

  51. Vabolo on July 14th, 2011 2:23 pm

    Even during the summer!

  52. Vabolo on July 14th, 2011 2:26 pm

    Unbeknownst to most, Mario has a degree in astrophysics.

  53. Arch_Evil_Angel on July 14th, 2011 2:31 pm

    The Legend of Zelda: A Link Through Space

  54. BasketGT on July 14th, 2011 2:31 pm

    Sorry, I don't want to come off as rude or anything, it's just a pet peeve of mine, but it's spelled 'Ganon' not "Gannon".

  55. Vabolo on July 14th, 2011 2:38 pm

    <img src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50279_32461287047_6210239_n.jpg&quot; /img>

    HA HA! ePeen.

  56. SHODAK on July 14th, 2011 2:46 pm

    Problem with the first Mario jump: speedy thing went in, speedier thing came out.

  57. Kaelula on July 14th, 2011 3:05 pm

    We need a Donkey Kong Country with a Portal Gun

  58. Darth_Destro on July 14th, 2011 3:36 pm

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganon

    Check the last paragraph of the section titled "Concept and creation."
    I'd say they are all acceptable spellings.

  59. Leo E. on July 14th, 2011 3:51 pm

    With the sun in our eyes no matter which direction we walked!

  60. Vizardvalor on July 14th, 2011 4:05 pm

    Screw Epona, I gotta portal gun!!!

  61. sailoryue on July 14th, 2011 4:06 pm

    video's are borken for me :(

  62. KitchwaTembo on July 14th, 2011 4:11 pm

    I actually watched the first video, refreshed, and now both are gone. Did… did Dorkly just troll me?

  63. Kn0w1d3a on July 14th, 2011 4:27 pm

    and there weren't no speed hacks

  64. Kn0w1d3a on July 14th, 2011 4:28 pm

    Wait how is the portal gun working? Is Hyrule on the moon?!

  65. Gary_Blue on July 14th, 2011 4:33 pm

    I got to 70 in one day.

  66. Gary_Blue on July 14th, 2011 4:36 pm

    Strangely enough, both videos are broken for me.

    GlaDOS is getting lazy.

  67. CriticalQuit on July 14th, 2011 4:46 pm

    I remember that now. I should read those books again. World War Z was pretty boss too.

  68. Damocles on July 14th, 2011 4:49 pm

    Curse you for I am ashamed that I only have double digits my wife won't look me in the eyes anymore. EVEN my mexican grass mower outside has 102ePeen

  69. Alpar on July 14th, 2011 5:03 pm

    You're at 99.

    Keep it up, folks!

  70. PortalMan118 on July 14th, 2011 5:35 pm

    And now we know that everything is better with a portal gun.

  71. Hatmor on July 14th, 2011 5:43 pm

    No
    Go play Portal some moore!

  72. Hatmor on July 14th, 2011 5:48 pm

    Koopa Troopa doesn't blame you

  73. codemaster525 on July 14th, 2011 6:15 pm

    Ganondorf: YOU… CURSE YOU ZELDA… CURSE YOU SAGES… CURSE YOU LINK! YOU DANGEROUS, MUTE LUNATIC!

  74. BTSnoogans on July 14th, 2011 6:29 pm

    And we attached onion to our belts, which was the style at the time.

  75. ZombieInvasion on July 14th, 2011 8:38 pm

    Link? Say something. *jump* Okay well say apple! *jump* Alright then "TIME TO SAVE THE WORLD!"

  76. Lord_Science on July 14th, 2011 8:47 pm

    Shall we test this?

  77. Lord_Science on July 14th, 2011 8:48 pm

    There is not a problem in Hyrule that can't be solved by throwing a bunch of angry cuccos at it.

  78. Lord_Science on July 14th, 2011 8:49 pm

    If the princess is a lie then what happens to the "cake" I was promised? Eh, there's still Daisy.

  79. Lord_Science on July 14th, 2011 8:51 pm

    Gordan Freeman would disagree with you on that. Crowbars are overpowered no matter what. That's why he uses it.

  80. Lord_Science on July 14th, 2011 8:55 pm

    That was before he lost about 100 IQ points from hitting his head on bricks. That and mushrooms.

  81. CriticalQuit on July 14th, 2011 9:04 pm

    That's the thing, Portal Gun is overpowered outside portal, but Crowbar ISN'T overpowered outside Half-Life. But it is overpowered IN Half-Life.

    Also, it's Gordon. With an o.

  82. Jerach on July 14th, 2011 9:48 pm

    Congrats on the 100 E-peen.

  83. smashpro1 on July 14th, 2011 11:53 pm

    Well, the chickens in Zelda can't be killed. Therefore, chicken armor makes you indestructible.

  84. Paulrus-Keaton? on July 15th, 2011 12:32 am

    Reference memes, question Shawn's humor, post ponies, and, of course, use the term "inb4". You'll be on your way to 100ville in no time.

  85. Lord_Science on July 15th, 2011 8:59 am

    Crowbars are overpowered everywhere.

    Also, I can spell my bitch's name however I want.

  86. Alpar on July 15th, 2011 9:54 am

    Well that's a no sweat if you're named after a famous person every gamer would be familiar with.

  87. Jimmy on July 15th, 2011 3:12 pm

    Thank you, thank you. You are all too kind. *takes a humble bow*

  88. Gary_Blue on July 15th, 2011 5:26 pm

    Or exceptionally witty!

    Nah, it's probably that first thing.

  89. Jimmy on July 15th, 2011 10:46 pm

    Daisy is a myth…like her green mustached boyfriend. There's no kingdom of Sarasaland. It's not on any map I'VE ever seen.

  90. TheFoolOfMon on July 16th, 2011 4:42 pm

    i want to say it's a trap but i won't so there!

  91. SonicsmyName on July 17th, 2011 3:27 pm

    Dialga and Palkia would like to have a word with him…

  92. SonicsmyName on July 17th, 2011 3:32 pm

    Erhemm…
    GRAMMAR HAMMER:
    Intelligence.

  93. SonicsmyName on July 17th, 2011 3:33 pm

    Ha-haah, borken…

  94. SonicsmyName on July 17th, 2011 3:33 pm

    It IS Mario we're talking about.

  95. MasterLuigi452 on July 17th, 2011 7:48 pm

    That's not grammar.
    It's a spelling.

  96. SonicsmyName on July 18th, 2011 9:29 am

    …..

    How does one hammer oneself?
    I am in dire need of it at this exact moment.

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