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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 11, 2011 · 1:58 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (118 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5)
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Awkward Moments, BioWare, Dragon Age: Origins, Obnoxious, PC, Playstation, Video Clips, Xbox 360

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58 Responses to “[VIDEO] Dragon Age 2 Sarcasm Dialogue”

  1. CakeBard on July 11th, 2011 2:13 am

    Funny how you can be an incredible douche and be covered in blood and no one so much as bats an eyelash at you in these games.

  2. Paulrus-Keaton? on July 11th, 2011 2:22 am

    Oh Portal 2 audio clip.
    You so crazy.

  3. Citrovc4 on July 11th, 2011 2:29 am

    That comment about killing so many things to forget the indviduals does ring true for so many rpg games

  4. BasketGT on July 11th, 2011 2:41 am

    I didn't watch the videos, as I was too distracted trying to decide if Dick Pound was the submitter's real name.

  5. HughbertEsq on July 11th, 2011 2:44 am

    Hawke, The Great-great-great grandfather of Wheatley himself

  6. Nick Soapdish on July 11th, 2011 3:27 am
  7. cy85 on July 11th, 2011 3:44 am

    Man, are things so bad for Noah Wyle he's doing motion-capture for games now?

  8. TCC on July 11th, 2011 3:50 am

    I wanted to kill him many many times over….. until he said "massive head trauma bay"… then I lol'd. :/

  9. Kristoph Gavin on July 11th, 2011 4:09 am

    Am I the only person here to realize Shawn didn't add his own commentary to this one?

  10. Hatmor on July 11th, 2011 4:13 am

    These videos are sooooo funny
    Am I serious? Not even i know

  11. Rain on July 11th, 2011 4:30 am

    Hmmm? No link to rel="nofollow">Part 3?

  12. ChemicalKirby on July 11th, 2011 4:30 am

    I remember why I liked this game, the dialog was so good!

  13. VyseRogueKing on July 11th, 2011 7:00 am

    Add a laugh track and now it's a sitcom.

  14. k3man on July 11th, 2011 10:28 am

    Well he could've just punched each of 'em in the face, that would've helped out a lot.

  15. vagabondRaiser on July 11th, 2011 1:42 pm

    I've gathered three things from these videos:
    1) Fuck the po-lice, I'm getting Dragon Age 2. I don't care if the general consensus is that it's crap.
    2) Hawke is apparently me, when I'm playing -any- game. ("Gee, sure, let's walk down into the dark cave with the GIANT FLAMING SKULL motif. What could -possibly- go wrong?")
    3) Why can't the dogs in Fable 2/3 look like that?

  16. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 11th, 2011 2:09 pm

    Deadpan Snarker… in a non-rogue? Astounding.

  17. PortalMan118 on July 11th, 2011 3:25 pm

    Hawke reminded me so much of Gordon Ramsey

  18. T on July 11th, 2011 4:09 pm

    Dick Pound, good friends with the motivational speaker Dick Hopper. I even have an old tape of his.

  19. Zain_Bloodbane on July 11th, 2011 5:54 pm

    1:50 of the second video. I was unaware that name tags had existed back in the Middle Ages.

  20. GameboyPATH on July 11th, 2011 8:46 pm
  21. GameboyPATH on July 11th, 2011 8:53 pm

    Is that word he keeps saying "darkspawn"? Because I keep hearing "ducks-porn".

    …I can't imagine why.

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