He’s never gonna find a girlfriend… especially with a video target=”_blank”>like this! Maybe N would have better luck target=”_blank”>singing about cats?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 10, 2011 · 3:49 PM
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Relevant.
http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&am…
If you love them so much, why don't you just date one then?
Yeah follow my example I'm married to a swampert so one day we can have mudkip mutants and you may liek them
N: Would you like to date me?
Every female in the world: N(ope)
Dude, remember what happened to Brock?
http://brokenteapot.deviantart.com/art/42-Animals…
I would have married… a Dragonair… and never evolved it.
I try not to remember.
Most of me was saying Jenny was jelly of brock
SHI-- *DIE!*
BUT THEN, IT WOULD NEVER BECOME A FULLY. REALIZED. DRAGON.
I don't care! I would have made her into a beautiful woman with my converter machine!
Actually, PETA slaughters all the animals sent to them.
THE MORE YOU KNOW!
Considering his fanbase.
I dyed my hair green.
Bitches love green hair.
Plus, even if PETA was for the animals, they can't do ANYTHING!
THE LESS YOU DON'T KNOW!
*Cereal Guy* He's never going to get a girlfriend
Average reaction:
40 seconds in: "Wow, this guy loves Pokemon."
62 seconds in: "…This guy REALLY loves Pokemon…"
105 seconds in: "Okay… this guy is dangerously in love with these Pokemon."
Actually salamance would look nice as a real woman
I thought bitches loved blonde hair and blue eyes, like retards do.
The guys that made this comic are sexy geniuses.
Are you sure about that? http://in-the-machine.deviantart.com/art/PokePopu…
You need to remember, girls love pretty boys, just ask justin beiber.
You sure about that?
I saw Dragonair as a real woman. NOSEBLEED!
Peh, I'd prefer a Serperior.
inb4everymanlovesreptiles
I think he lieks the mudkips.
OMG IRL? NOSEBLEED TSUNAMI!!!
Oh good, I was starting to forget that N is the creepiest little bastard ever. I needed the reminder XD
YES, HADOUKEN!
*BAM!*
Doesn't everyone share his blatant love secretly?
and dragonites, we cant forget the dragonites (with british accents no less)
*Faints from blood loss*
CLEAR!
*BUZZ!*
I prefer DRAGONS!!!
What to do when the comments are better than the submission…
Bitches love Dragonite with green hair and English accents.
Dragons are reptiles.
I FOUND IT!
http://cosplay.paheal.net/_images/3bc84016047a44d…
GLaDOS: "Why don't you marry that thing since you love it so much?"
And somewhere, a guy in a Lopunny suit is responding to his video….
This needs to be submitted.
T'ain't nothin' new. Happens pretty regularly, actually.
Now all you Pokemon loving boys have found your soulmate!
*GASPS FOR BREATH* Thank you artakha *Checks Kam's link* omg. *Dies again*
*Uses Pheonix Down*
i will express what i need to say in the form of a youtube video.
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You may love Pokemon, but they don't love you.
They they are smart sexy geniuses.
Just wait until he takes them home to meet his father…
I have a feeling he's related to the day care couple…
"WELL I WONT LET YOU!"
is there like a wolf core on her or something, i mean, she wont let us keep the companion cube, she wont let us marry the core, she wont let us go free, whats next, no food? oh wait…
SCREW THE RULES I HAVE GREEN HAIR
Somebody mind filling me in? I don’t think Google would be very helpful if I searched for N, so figuring out what on earth this is about might not be very easy for me.
Screw the rules, I have green hair!
Doesn't the daycare couple eat pokemon eggs?
<img src="http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g278/Ovahdrive/Red.jpg">
I sure am lucky I didn't die there *looks at picture again* meh its not so great now
They're COOL reptiles!
Quite true. Well played, Karn. Though, it does piss me off how half of my comments keep getting down voted.
My 1st: +5
Your 1st: +20
WTF.
LOOK OUT, HADOUKEN!
THERE'S ANOTHER SEXY PICTURE! http://www.halolz.com/2011/01/28/493-pokemon-draw…
Can't let you quote Wolf, Passerby.
Where's Red when you need him?
Gaaa its super effective!
Well said, Red!
To be fair, technically, the real leader of Team Plasma was Ghetsis, and he wanted World Domination.
If they're geniuses, isn't it preestablished that they are smart?
In Ovahdrive's comment, being hesitant.
But N's a dude… Unless…Oh God, it can't be! rel="nofollow">We're in some sick person's yaori fanfic!
GUYS! THERE IS A NEW VGCATS!
It's like motherfucking Christmas in July here! :D
Just get the guy a Skitty, and Espion, or any of the other cat Pokemon.
Ternaldo is a brony.
I… I don't know what to make of that.
<img src="http://mlkshk.com/r/3CXZ" /img>
It wasn't funny though.
This suprizes you how? If he could be into Beyblade after the fad, he could be into anything.
Welcome to the Internet.
This Mind-Fack is bought to you by, TEAM ROCKET. we are going to rule THE HALOLZ!!!
To be fair, his avatar is an awesome Link (like the great late KingOfRetards) and yours is a bland olive.
Dominate the whole world? Damn, that's some kinky stuff right there.
The Magma/Aqua Rivalry was my favorite part of gen III…
That just about sums up all I can say here
I'm sorry N, Imma let you finish but…
Giovanni was one of the best villains of all time
OF ALL TIME
You have proven your point.
Anyways,
GUYS! THERE ARE CUTIE MARK SHIRTS AT SHARKROBOT!
They should come with a sign that says "kick my ass"… or a how-to guide on explaining what your shirt means to friends and relatives.
…
There are no words to describe what I just saw.
It was glorious.
He wears a giant robe shaped like a castle tower. The guy's clearly messed up.
Oh well, at least there's nice things on the internet too.
Why do I imagine that N here was the Abra 'girl' from that Chat Roulette submission? And if he meets a guy in a Lobunny suit…..
….Pardon me, I appear to have thrown up in my mouth. Tastes like Vanilla Coke….. I'm gonna go brush my teeth.
I know this sounds weird but I'm a chick and I would totally date him XD His hair is very sexy :P lol
Have some brain bleach http://images.wikia.com/tvtropesmirror/images/b/b…
It could be worse.
That wouldn't work. GLaDOS would remove the wolf core if he tried to not let her do science.
Imma go get my Charizard or my MOTHERFUCKING DRAGONITE! And then Imma kick your ass until you stop being such a whiney bitch!
HOLY SHIT! VGCATS IS FEATURING YAHTZEE FROM ZERO PUNCTUATION! THIS KICKS ASS!
Oh the irony…
You know what he also loves? Ferris Wheels.
Forget it, my 12-year-old cousin has a SERIOUS crush on N. She also has an unhealthy obsession with "cute" pokemon. All her teams consist of cute, but weak, pokemon. She also HAS to use pokemon N used in his team.
Best
VGCats
Ever.
Of all time.
cute but weak pokemon users. I hate them.
A TVTROPES LINK KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
Easy wins come pre-packaged.
Hai guys, internet's been down for a little bit, what's going on over here?
*looks up*
…I'm leaving.
Have you met my creepy little friend? He begs to differ.
<img src="http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/2/2c/AG029.png">
Sheesh, My avatar is a bloody top hat with the letters DM on it, but I'm not complaining.
I would date N XD his hair is like a waterfall of awesome!
Red, I'm afraid your mountain will be raided by raging retarded fangirls any second now. You may get some yaoi fangirls as well.
SPELLING SWORD!!! (Idk, GRAMMAR HAMMER doesn't apply here really…)
*Lopunny
<img src="http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/demotivational-posters-and-then.jpg">
This may explain it.
Ironically, I now have a craving for Fruit Stripe gum every time I see Rainbow Dash.
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/78/Fruit_Stripe_Gum_(3698256025).jpg/800px-Fruit_Stripe_Gum_(3698256025).jpg" width="250" height="200">
Lobunny would make more sense as a name though.
She has a level 100 Skitty which she refused to evolve because it's "so cute". After it fought my Gyarados, it ain't cute no more.
I don’t get it.
Who is this guy? I really can’t imagine I’ll have much luck Googling for ‘N.’
I'm seriously disappointed in both her perception of cuteness and her strategies. Also, hacked apart with blood and water everywhere is still cute for some fangirls.
what do you mean?
*reads link*
oh god….. what have I done?
Don't call me crazy, but something tells me N really likes Pokemon. I'm not sure what's telling me that, I just think he does…
Get off that cinder block, Spartan_Laser.
You are some moron on the interbutt. Not the Fake Red.
And N is the best Nintendo villain since Porky.
"That thing's probably just a raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it." -GLaDOS, in reference to the Morality Core
OK, I havent played black/white so this may be a stupid question, but why does he have the complection of a Gardevior?
Dude, he's an orphan. And Ghetsis is an android built to look like some time traveller dude from Mobius. Yes, I am quite insane.
Gen. IV was the worst generation.
I have no idea why N wants to destroy Sinnoh simply because he didn't get to go there when he was Wally, the Pokemon-loving asthmatic orphan nobody cared about.
And mine is Lady Mima, which should elicit instant +1s.
Because if you don't +1 Lady Mima, rel="nofollow">you die in the most painful way imaginable.
THERE YOU ARE, RED!
Where the blazes have you been, good chap?
WITH FIRE.
GET BACK HERE, MAGGOT!
*Submits MOAR PONEYZ!!!*
NOPE.
Exactly.
HOLY-- *Coma*
Thanks for reminding me, all her friends hack their games so all their pokemon (which she gets through trades) are shiny, level 100, and have pokerus. I STILL KICK HER ASS!
Um, yes, there are. You know what's on the internet? Team Fortress 2. That's a nice thing.
Gotta ca- (ahem)
Gotta hug 'em all.
Silly post is silly.
HOLD IT!
Giovanni wasn't all that great seeing as how his criminal organization was dissolved by…uh…
you.
Team Fortress 2 was ruined by hats, at least for die-hards.
Verdict: HATS AREN'T NICE.
They love me.
I have 3 DRAGONITES.
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
Obvious joke is obviously NOT funny.
…
…
…
Okay, maybe it IS funny.
I like hats. They look neat.
Reason being that I'm a newbie on this site.
You took the "…" right out of my mouth!!!
Mountains.
Playing a game called "Blazing Angels 2"
(I love flying games -- but not as much as mountains)
I like, in particular, a mission in the Himilayas
Look it up!
Don't worry… I've got a little friend (a RED squirrel nonetheless)
here he is:
<img src="http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/356/0/a/conker_with_ak_47_by_zerg134-d35ftx2.jpg" alt="" />
since this guy?
<img src="http://icons.iconarchive.com/icons/sykonist/looney-tunes/256/Porky-icon.png" alt="" />
I'd put him with this guy:
<img src="http://ui10.gamespot.com/1097/cdiganonface_2.jpg" alt="" />
; o; S-So kind! I LOVE YOU TOO N!
*chased by an angry mob*
Sableye!! Use "Pull Out" before it's too late!!!
(NOTE: that is an actual attack on an actual Sableye card)
I prefer carousels: rel="nofollow">
Ponies in this strip too, panel 3.
Considering when that strip was published… I think Scott's a brony. O_O
To be honest, my avatar is a slightly edited version of his. I just added manly stubble and made the hair brown.
where are their EV when they need them?
problem cutefags?
oops, you bwoke it.
And not a single fuck was given that day. Because everyone was dead. Dead people don't give fucks.
*GRAMMAR HAMMER*
*complexion
—
Because he's a pale weenie who doesn't get a big enough dosage of reality sometimes.
They can, however, receive fucks. Dead people can't say no! :D
Mine is a gross caricature of my appearance. I can't see for miles and miles and miles and miiiiiiiles!
But Wally was in Hoenn.
I HAVE 3 DRAGONITES, 1 CHARIZARD, AND 2 MORE MOTHERFUCKING DRAGONITES! I WIN THE WORLD!
welcome back from /b/.
NO THEY DON'T!!!!!…..They love me….
yeah, but at least he was EVIL
If you people knew Bionicle, you'd know my symbol is an "A".
Right, I'll look it up. Thanks, Red.
You tell him, RED!
They may look neat, but they're EVIL!
FINE! They love us BOTH!
I HAVE THAT, AND AN ARCEUS!!! I WIN THE UNIVERSE!
DEAL!
HYES!
HAX! YOU CAN'T HAVE A 7 POKEMON TEAM!
Are you STILL on the mountain? Someone doesn't know how to use escape rope. Tsk tsk.
Space Core? Anyone?
We don't know that….there could be ANYTHING underneath that top hat….
AKA: My cock
I vote for N's idea :D
Shiny mudkip, ur argument is invalid.
Validness is seconded
all of them….
Gastly: Born from gases, anyone would faint if engulfed by its gaseous body, which contains poison
Roserade: With the movements of a dancer, it strikes with whips that are densely lined with poison thorns.
and the list goes on, but i'd do it XD
Win. Everything. Everywhere. With fire.
Hes from pokemon games and its making fun of the video about the girl on e-harmony talking about how much she loves cats bye him saying he loves pokemon.