TF2 Free2Players can be dumb… but they can also be very entertaining!
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I love the other F2Pers. I toss on my Ghastly Gibbus, my Mercenary Badge, break out my Backburner, then everyone assumes I’m a w+M1er and they turn into easy meat for my shotgun.
IM NOT DUMB…
Im just… kind of lame…
I've been dominating the scores ever since F2P came to be.
Killing Demomen and a Pyros while engulfed in flames. All in a day's work for Spy… who's evidently made of Jesus.
From the side of the veterans who take this too seriously: ZOMG TF2 IS RUINED FORAVER WHAT THE HELL GAYBEN.
From the side of the veterans who don't care: Meh. TF2 kinda died with the hats imo.
From the side of the noobs who take internet too seriously: AGH SO MANY HAXORS, SCREW THIS, GOING BACK TO COD. 20 SECOND RESPAWN?! RLY?
From the side of the noobs who are willing to learn: Well at least I know half the players on TF2 are as bad as me, so catching up shouldn't be so bad. Heck, it may be good for the community someday.
From the side of Gaben: And that's why TF2 is now F2P. Oh yeah, and we get more comsumers for those items in the Mann Co. Store. But hey, not my problem.
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Now where in the hell is my pizza pie?
HEY I got 19 points in one life as medic on my second game ever :X
Hrm. Should I just cave in and buy the dang game so I can get half the jokes on this site?
Incidentaly, is Wolf Wednsday still up and running? Used to love those.
Those guys are a bunch of dead weights anyway.
You don’t have to buy the game any more sims, it’s now free on Steam.
Your pizza is right there next to Episode 3…
Ok but i may have healed an enemy spy or two too long lol
this video reminds me of something I've learned in the short time I've been playing TF2
EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE IS A SPY!
And this video is the reason majority of all servers are filled with 3-6+ spies that don't know what they're doing*…
All because they think they're James Bond.
*Save that one spy that is literally doing all the work for the other spies.
That said, i love F2P players, they make me feel like James Bond
I've been called a hacker because of my paranoia in TF2… It's not my fault I think they're everywhere… WAITING!!!!
Buying the game won't let you get the other half of the jokes. You have to purchase those as an extra add-on in the Mann Co. Store.
Always hit a person with your weapons before healing.
Ironically enough, for someone named after Vash, it's funny to see you admit sucking at a shooter.
I'll bet this guy can't micspam for shit.
Two things people still don't do enough in TF2:
Protecting their medic
Spychecking
the best thing about free 2 players is their stupidity, i went into an engineer nest, uncloak on one of their dispensers, have a staredown with the engies, and then they continue to do their business.
Episode 3 is a myth. Just like the Supreme Court and the Tooth Fairy.
its not funny, its sad…
but now that I think about it… I was unstoppable as a sniper in the good ol´ TFC
sigh… now as a sniper I´m useless
Not getting withing the top 15 players? Need a confidence boost? Join an official Valve server.
250 points. On Dustbowl. As Pyro. With the backburner.
It's always a Spy, even if it isn't.
I bet you'd never seen anyone T-Bag anyone else in TF2! Well look no further, friends, it's free! Now you'll see it all the time! :D
Well, to be fair, not all the victims were F2Players; one of the Heavies had a Proof of Purchase, and I am fairly certain that some might have been not wearing hats (blasphemy, I know. In all honesty, however, I prefer keeping my cranium exposed than to garn it with a Ghastly Gibus).
Which just goes to show that everyone should spycheck. All the time. Heck, sometimes, just turning yourself around once in a while to make sure no one is following you can save your life from a roguish backslasher.
And John Wayne.
Hell, I got top positions just by using a flare gun.
Team Fortress 2: where paranoia is rewarded.
It's only NOT a spy if it's a Pyro.
But Jesus was in another castle.
But you'll end up dead before you can even get to them, and they'll probably leave with the "Master Of Disguise" achievement in hand, too.
Just spam Jarate. Then you'll be credit to team in no time! :D
Syringe Gun.
Hurpaderr.
As a part time combat Sniper myself, I recommend no-scoping. It really helps.
And SMG > Jarate when it comes to Combat Sniper. Unless you're using the Bushwhacka, but I don't have that item so I wouldn't know.
I cant know neither, I dont have jarate, and I dont have bushwacka
Cant let you buy that, Starfox…
And the Pollo diablo
I felt like james bond with my first backstab party
funny enough you'd never see the T-bag really due to the death cam. Though plenty of the F2P people I've played with still don't realize this. Dead ringer, Wait for t-bag, uncloak and kill :V
And Wolfwood.
Yes, but how many people are that smart to shoot their healing target before healing them?
poor Wolfwood… T.T
RIP Wolfwood. TT_TT
Hang on one diddly second, some of these F2Pers got themselves some hats unt weapons… yet I got jack -sheeeit when I started up.
WHAT IN SWEET BLUEBERRY FUDGE IS GOING ON HERE?!
Spy… James Spy.
Can't let you stop him, Vash_ts.
HOW DO I HELP THESE KIDS!?
OBJECTION!!!!
Now the game is free, and because of that, he technically can´t buy the game, but a premium account…. so…
can´t let you stom me Artakha
if you didn't get the music, its from "get smart" where the spy is clumsy, stupid, but lucky as hell. Imagine the music as a spy version of rel="nofollow">yakety sax
was that me?
Darn it I forgot to remember never to make a legitimate complaint on Halolz. EVER
What they said was:
Free2Players are terrible.
What I heard was:
Well-played spies are better than anything, anywhere, at all, ever.
What they said was:
Free2Players are terrible.
What I heard was:
Well-played spies kick the ass of every everything ever.
Can't let you use logic, Vash.
I have my proper F2P experience
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This is the best I got. Can't find the HTML for it.
inb4leodoesn'tcareaboutwolfwood
I love FTPers. Their inexperience against fighting Medics is truly a sight to behold. I think I took down a FTP heavy a few days ago with the Needlegun.
Everyone, so long as it's not a teamkill server.
It's a basic yet vital form of safety as a Medic in TF2, which also applies to Pyros and Engineers. We call it Spychecking.
The more you know.
Even I don't care about Wolfwood!
"Stop hitting the corner"
"But, like, they're watching me, man… just waiting for me to screw up, man"
Meh, TF2 kinda died with hats imo.
Maybe that will teach the poor and irish some class…
That's always been true.
I laughed at the guy who thought ladders were real.
With the exception of the heavy trying to use the ladder, I don't see the point of this video.
There are plenty of videos just like this one. They are made whenever someone wants to show their skill with the Spy, and are usually filled with as many noobs as this video was.
LOL, u jelly, Deep?
Ghastly Gibus is a pro-only hat.
Please. Halolz is a semi-classy place. Reserve those kinds of comments for YouTube.
Oh dear…that's not what I look like when I play TF2, is it?
Haven't played in a long time. Never really played as the Medic much. As for spychecking, that's the PYRO'S job, at least mostly. Few Engineers or Medics I know really spychecked.
That being said, most Engineers and Medics I've seen are DUMB-SHITS, so I guess that makes sense.
The less I don't know.
"DINNER'S SERVED! COME AND GET IT!"
There's L4D in my TF2!
Except if he's a Spy.
And if he's not a spy, he's a spy.
TF2 IS ABOUT HATS, HATS, HAAAAAATS!!!
Left 4 Noobs?
THERE IS NO SUCH ARGUMENT ON HALOLZ!
THEY ARE REAL, YOU FOOL.
So I have to admit I am a F2Per. BUT i have been playing TF2 at my friends houses for over a year. So when I finally downloaded it I didn't suck as bad as other F2Pers. I manage to get within the top 3 positions as a Spy ;D
Also I didn't buy the game before mainly because I didn't think my computer could handle it :o
I liked it right up until the Mann Co update (still play it but a lot less), even though the silliness started way too strongly at the Demoman/Soldier update.
In all fairness, he went out like a bitch. Even Rem had the balls to single-handedly save the entire human race when she died.
Hey, it only took me less than ten hours as Medic to learn that.
Also, forget what I said. Spychecking is everyone's job. You gotta be safe and protect your back. It's better to spycheck and use a bit of ammo to assure you're not being taken for a fool, and die as a result.
And same here with Medics for me. Engi? I dunno about you, but back before TF2 was F2P, a lot of those Engis were really crafty… or really dumb, but either way turned out to make a good time.
Agreed.
And I don't quite understand how one masturbates by placing his hand above his waist, so… you may wanna clean your mind there.
UNLESS IT'S A FARM!
Untill the spy looks like the pyro, then were all doomed O.O
Yeah, I guess you're right.
To me, the way Wolfwood went wasn't so bad. The reason for it however seemed pretty last-minute.
And as I may credit Rem for that, she was the only one who could do it at the time. Knives obviously wouldn't at any stake, and Vash didn't know any better.
If everyone who was killed by Knives lived, that would truly make it all the more credible for her.
But IT'S CALLED A ZOO!
Left 4 Queers.
You can't they can't even piss in a jar… lost causes the lot of em
I so desperately want to argue with Leo on how Nicholas D. Wolfwood was still badass even though he died at the hands of his mentor and that the two circumstances aren't of equal weight (and that the priest WAS helping orphan children) but Rem had boobs and I can't argue against that. :-/
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I did the EXACT same thing yesterday. To his back, he was RED, and I was BLUE on 2Fort.
ever since F2P, the train has been at the top of the kill boards
Yes, but they aren't real ladders. You can't climb them. This isn't Half-Life. Or Left 4 Dead. This is TF2, FOO
this is a sarcastic website. Not a dirty one.
What have we learned here? That F2Pers are bad.
And that the Spy is not to be fucked with.
>200 (I can't remember how many) on dustbowl as well. As a medic with an ubersaw, I have no idea what the hell happened
all very horrible….. but none so horrible as the mighty DOCTOR DERP!
HE TAKES BEING BAD AT THIS GAME TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF DERPNESS!
YOU WILL NEVER BE AS BAD AS VINTAGE ASSISTANT DOCTOR DERP AND HIS DE-SKULLIFIER!
…
also, I am totally not doctor derp…
Not really related, but I have to say this…. I bought TF2 a year ago, but my computer was so shitty it wasn't able to run it…. What does that make me?
It wasn't even really Chapel that killed him. Legato was controlling him.
…..Why do I have a nagging felling telling me that one of those deaths is mine? ._.
Also, apparently having bought the game made you an instant pro, at least that's what the good people say with caps lock on the servers.
I agree with the above statement except that I believe that F2P players are adding a sort of cannon fodder effect for the mean time giving us some target practise then pretty soon we will have to stop taunting mid combat and fight till they become part of our group and tf2 comes out better and Gabe all the fatter
Well, yes those are some pretty bad players, but the only thought I'm currently having is, "Can he play something OTHER than Spy?"
I prefer the Danger Shield when going combat Sniper or getting in a Sniper war. The extra 25 HP is surprisingly useful. I agree about no-scoping, though.
SUN TZU SAID THAT!
Taunting is ALWAYS worth it.
>Doesn't really care about winning.
B-b-b-b-but I'm of Irish descent….
Here's the thing, though, a lot of the times it's easy to tell if someone ISN'T a Spy. I hate it when my teammates waste time trying to spycheck me WHEN I'M SPINNING MY MINIGUN. Even when I fire at them, some people continue to shoot me. Even more annoying is when they do it when I'm hiding as a Spy AND THEY SAW ME CLOAK.
RED CLOAKS BELONG TO RED SPIES AND BLUE CLOAKS BELONG TO BLU SPIES.
Or worse, they spycheck you WHEN YOU'RE ON FIRE. YOU BURN THE COLOR OF YOUR TEAM!
/epicspycheckrant
I feel like Buzz should have the Spy's mask and Woody should have Pyro's gas mask.
Nah, I don't T-bag. I taunt!
Remember: Taunting is ALWAYS worth it.
The first time I played that map I tried "climbing" the ladder. In my defense, the ladders on pl_balloonrace "worked".
If its not you, then who is this doctor derp?
If they wanted to show how bad F2Pers are, they'd have a Pyro melee montage. No Flamethrower/Axtinguisher, just the Fire Axe.
Where's Waldo?
Hey guys, you can ride the train!
F2Pers: r3aally?!!/11
*Dies from train*
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So… does that mean you aren't a spy then?
he's the doctor that Halolz deserves, but not the one it needs right now… and so we'll hunt him… because he can take it… because he's not a hero… he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector… a Derp Knight…
Now, here's the question: Where are all the videos showing F2P'ers kicking tail? I know it happens; I've seen and experienced it.
There isn't a point in winning but the kill cam picture is EVERYTHING TO ME
>Not team player
So, the joke of this video is… "LOL FREE PLAYERS ARE DUMB BECUZ THEY HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND FOR THREE YEARS LOOK AT ME STAB THEM ALL DERP"? I guess the longer you do something the more things you take for granted.
Sheesh. I know the free players are dumb sometimes, but what I see here is an overdone frag video. Newbies always suck, but they get better over time.
Give me something like the video where the red heavies are attacking a red sentry, then we can talk.
Hell, just go as a half decent Spy with C&D. Most FTPers haven't been trained to instantly freak out the second they hear the signature uncloak noise. That's where I come in.
To be honest, I keep a Ghastly Gibus on my Spy, just so there's the chance that somebody gets the Ghastly Gibus Grab. I'm willing to admit I get dominated at least once a match.
It gets exponentially more worth it the more enemies there are within 20 feet of you!
It's all the funnier when the Spy carrying the team is a combat spy.
Every time I play, I pray this isn't me.
I apologize and will remove my comment. I must have used up all of my tasteful jokes on the previous
boobsMinecraft submission.I am a F2P too, but I had the PS3 version.
Which means I play alot differently from everyone else…
What? I was raised without taunt kills or dead ringers!
No-scoping on Vs. Saxton Hale servers can and will save your life.
200+ points after a few rounds of KOTH_lakeside as eternal reward C&D spy. The guy below me on the scoreboard had 80.
Also trolled a medic into ubering me twice.
Problem, F2P?
More humorous than sarcastic. Too much sarcasm is totally able to label one with the well earned title of a jerk.
There's other ways to play Spy?
>Uses Dead Ringer, Kunai, and Enforcer
Y'know, that'd be a cool video. A F2Per pulling out some insane tactic that throws everyone for a loop, making the F2Per win the match. Too bad I don't think that happens very often….
Is it just me or were there a lot of iffy "back"stabs in that video?
Saw at least one where he was clearly in front of his victim (pyro at 4:55)
NO ONE CARES ABOUT WALDO
I thought that the game got lame when the RIFT weapons came out. From then on, about 70% of the weapons were junk.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE SHARPENED VOLCANO FRAGMENT
That makes your computer a piece of shit.
That makes you still uncorrupted by hats!
…GET OUT
I, too, act like a bot and taunt while in the middle of combat.
Even if I'm holding an Equalizer.
AND I'D SAY HE KNOWS A LITTLE MORE ABOUT ZOOS THAN YOU DO, PAL, BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT!
Look at the Bill's Hat, Ellis Cap, and the Frying Pan.
You're far too late, Artakha.
No, my team spychecked enough. However, 9 out of 10 times they forgot to spycheck the area that the Spy was actually in.
I actually walked around Dustbowl once wielding Your Eternal Reward. NO ONE TRIED TO KILL ME INSTANTLY, and I didn't even really need my Dead Ringer.
I killed 20 people with the Shanhanshah, 12 at full health, 3 heavies, defended the cap 9 times.
Problem, F2P?
Or just someone walking around only using a Half-Zatoichi.
You know, we had a guy on our server that did that. He got 7 kills.
If I don't get dominated, no one gets my hat.
STAY IN SPAWN ALL DAY
MUAHAHAHA
He f**ked your mother.
SirNumel is incorrect. There is no other way.
It's possible not to be poor and Irish, you could always be rich and Irish. I think most Gentle Menne were from European descent, actually.
And even more if you were holding an Equalizer at the time.
But if he took 3 days to respawn, he wouldn't be playing.
INCORRECT WORD HAMMER!
*FOOL
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE! NO TAUNT KILLS!
No, Tom. You're much worse.
MUAHAHAH-
*killed by Tom somehow*
OBJECTION!
I JUST ARGUED WITH YOU! THEREFORE YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID!
It's entirely possible.
For $400,000 too!
When using the Huntsman, scoping is very important.
Wait…what?
He's a Spy. I saw him glow BLU.
GET HIM
He can play Demopan.
"What have we learned here? I ALWAYS WIN" -The Scout
SOMEONE CHANGE HIS NAME AND AVATAR TO DOCTOR DERP
MISSED REFERENCE HAMMER
It's a Mr. T reference.
Even at the end, Wolfwood was wanting to live the life that Vash lived. Unfortunately, it killed him at the last second.
WALDO DOESN'T EVEN EXIST, YOU FOOL.
AND THEN HE PERFECTED IT SO THAT NO crazed gunman COULD fire custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute IN THE RING OF HONOR!
They're missing one thing: Francis' Vest.
YOUR ARGUMENT, GOOD SIR, IS FAR TOO INVALID.
I know…
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FUCKING LAG! TOOK 3 DAYS TO RESPAWN!
If it was James Bond that f**ked the Scout's mom, I think--
*Shades*
-- he'd be TOTALLY FINE with that.
Zyquux is right.
YOUR ARGUMENT IS, ONCE AGAIN, FAR TOO INVALID.
TAKE THAT!
IT'S GRAMMAR HAMMER FOOL!
FAIL. GTFO.
SHARPENED VOLCANO FRAGMENT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST, YOU FOOL.
HATS ARE A FAIL.
GTFO.
YOUR TEAM IS FAIL.
GTFO.
my favorite choice for some reason is the heavy, (maybe the fact they spew death with their weapon, and it never has to reload) and they never for some reason seem to get why 4 pyros get owned every time a heavy wearing a tophat with the tomislav shows up
Ummm…Am I missing something here? I googled "sonaze" and what I discovered is that it's the shipping of SonicxBlaze…
This is relevant how?
Change is tough…
He's a myth…like that green plumber with a mustache.
And his red brother.
I have to admit, the shot of the Spy flicking away a cigarette while a payload exploded behind him was one of the freakin' coolest things I've ever seen in a TF2 video.
I WILL THANK YOU!
*cries in corner
*Pulls you out*
GET OUT OF THAT CORNER, MAGGOT!
This is reminding my how roughly 58% of the comments I've made today involved me holding the SHIFT key the entire time.
"LET'S SEE HOW MUCH BLOOD IS IN YA!… Stab, stab, sta-ab!"
"You need to look in a mirror. Sober up and take charge of your life."
ME1 quote on a TF2 video. Priceless!
Damn, did I say Cloak and Dagger? I meant Dead Ringer. Some days it just doesn't pay to think.
Yeah, Jim Jam.
DEMOPAN FAILS.
DOUBLE GTFO.
I am the derp that herps in the night…
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HEY!
….
those were classy boob jokes. :I
GET THOSE NO GOOD F2Pers!
<img src="http://www.fybertech.com/4thread/co_9924085/1244879287396.gif">
SHOW THEM THEY STINK AT A GAME THEY'VE NEVER PLAYED BEFORE!
I am the derp that herps in the night…
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Damn it Kristoph, I could make a "See red! Oh wait that's blood" joke if only you posted that he glowed RED : /
And you only get to enjoy the jokes, for 12 seconds…
I don't always attack my teammates even though they're obviously not a Spy.
But when I do, it's because everything is a Spy.
Stay paranoid my friends.
I read that in his voice.
EDIT: HOLY SON OF A MUDKIP
I have 69 epeen, if i am remember correctly, that is when i get my top hat and monocle am i correct?
I think that's when they strip you naked, flail you, burn you, have you raped by hellspawns, and then bathe you in the blood of 666 devirginated pagan women.
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Oh… that is, if you don't mind…
Oh hello lunch… I didn't know that you would be coming back to visit.
rel="nofollow">Good news everyone!
Also, you are entitled to a hat and/ or monocle, however you must attain them through your own means…. LET THE CEREMONY BEGIN!
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Come on please help me, Doctor Derp
And stop saying my gun needs nerfed
We need to defend our needed turf
Oh doctor, please be useful
….and thats as much as I can do with that parody. Derp isn't the most rhymeable word. :\
*curses at lack of Photoshopping skills*
and if I remember correctly again, when someone else got 69 epeen, other Hazlozians helped them with their gentelmenly attire if so, please help this unskillful person in making a top hat and monicle for my character.
Okay I KNOW that's bullshit. If it weren't for SHARPENED VOLCANO FRAGMENTS we wouldn't have any VOLCANO BAKEMEAT.
Fuck I get tired just eating rings of honor…
Oh, who am I kidding, no one's going to connect that to the "eat 100 treadmills" joke. *hangs head in shame and walks out"
Ok as far as I know, some of the Halolz TF2 players are noobs and got it free, but let's face it.
The other Halolz players bought this game back in 2007 and kept playing and pwning everyone.
All I know is this: Halolz TF2 pro community is generous enough to give us some neat tips and bunch of fun.
Plus, if you get lucky and meet Shawn on the server, he gives away something for free!
Thx Shawn, but I already got Axtinguisher.
One does not need dapper finery to be a true gentleman, though it helps.
Basically the same, I have owned the game for a year or two but I haven't had a computer that could run it (efficiently) until recently.
SPELLING HAMMER!!!!
*stop
Yeahhh same here. I played on the 360 a lot.
So whenever I play Spy I play with the Classic items ;D
None of those fancy Dead Ringers and Eternal Rewards… Too flashy for me.
Very good, now my repentant self demands that I see to +1ing your comment
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Oddly enough, I failed to read that in her voice, instead, as soon as said image came into view this happened: rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
He he… 5 e-peen to bet we all tried to climb them once
But Rem died saving Misa Misa.
inb4cheapDeathNotejoke
I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE VOLCANO FRAGMENT!
I HIT PEOPLE AND THEN THEY LEAK GIYGAS.
Eh, I'm more inclined to taunt with the Equalizer because I have a mod where Soldier says "This is my world!" Then kick the enemy in crotch before exploding. Yes, the Equallizer does look like a Spartan Sword and Shield, for the record.
>Heavily mods his game, to the point where he made his fire look like GIYGAS.
BLASPHEMER!
Also that you should taunt, even if it means a stalemate or throwing the match.
Eh, I suck badly. But then again, I got the game near Christmas last year.
BUT YOU WITH FEEL MY WRATH SHOULD YOU ENCOUNTER ME WITH MY SOVIET SAVAGER AND M.BISON STREET STEAK!
I'm F2Player… …Good Heavens, we suck a lot…Often.
Ah well.Here's a story.
It was a normal day on 2Fort 24/7 server when I came in and started as a Spy.What I saw was horrible.My team wasn't even trying to get Intelligence!When I carried it through sewers and dropped it due to random enemy Soldier…NO ONE came for it.
This is what happens when a horde of F2P'ers are on the same team.
The End, 'cause I left to cook.
Simple. They didn't put them in. So, no taunt kills.
I will give it an attempt tomorrow/today when I wake up. It's a good chance to practice pixel art.
Did Shawn just call me stupid?
They leak Gygax?
I think I may have read that wrong.
Stabbed the same guy 5 times in the same spot using the same disguise.
Problem, F2P?
That Messiah's a spy!
I didn't. I also didn't try to use E on the doors.
…okay, I did do that. Sue me, I'd played a lot of Half-Life 2 and Portal before I tried TF2 from the box.
^ DOUBLE NIGGER
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Heh heh heh ha ha! AND THEN HE USED HIS FIGHT MONEY TO BUY 2 OF EVERY ANIMAL ON THE PLANET, AND THEN HE HERDED THEM ON A BOAT, AND THEN HE BEAT THE ZOO OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!
First image I saw on Photobucket with a fricken' HTML. Sorry guys.
I need a better image place than Photobucket.
HOLD IT!
THIS ARGUMENT NEVER HAPPENED! THEREFORE YOUR ARGUMENT TO MY ARGUMENT IS INVALID!!!
Left 4 GET THE FUCK OFF MY OBSTACLE COURSE.
Jesus: I know that feel bro
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Blew myself off a cliff trying to Rocket Jump.
Problem F2P? ….Wait.
damn, lost one epeen, MUST….MAKE…..MORE….FUNNY……COMMENTS!
OHHHHH WELLLLL THENNNNNNN!!!! Naw just kidding, your right.
Here ya go now try to get that 69 epeen back ^.^
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you sir, are awesome.
AH NEED TO KNOW.
What's the song at 5:31? Nobody on YouFail appears to know the answer.
And this, my dear friends, is why I refuse to play TF2 on a server. As an F2P, I know I'm going to suck. So, I'll stick to practicing for awhile longer.
No….whoever made the video called you stupid. It's ok, I'm your not stupid and really a nice guy.
And THIS is why I use the Crusader's Crossbow