It was only a matter of time until someone made a parody of Lonely Island’s “The Creep” using Creepers… honestly I’m surprised it didn’t happen sooner!
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"Dum dee dum, guess I'll visit Halolz before I go to b-OMGBOOBS."
…it did happen sooner. That video is quite old.
I don't have time to actually watch the video soooo
*insert comment related to video here*
Huh. Do female minecraft characters always have mammaries that stick out so far as you can see at 2:46?
Women play minecraft????? must be a guy,i saw it on the internet…
Lol square tits.
OMG "SQUARE"BOOBS
Anyone else think that female creeper had nice titsssssssssssssssss?
-insert joke about boobs and/or exploding here-
Wait, that doesn't sound right…
Titsssssssssssss
You know that's one green penis that can explode on me anytime…
wait…
*mother revolted by creeper baby*
What? you were you expecting nothing to happen? You knew about the consequences beforehand. If you did not want the baby, then you should not of let him explode without protection.
<img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/002/252/me-gusta.png?1300420314">
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY? THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE ANGLES?! WHAT THE FU- *brainsplode*
…
yes, I already used this joke on the katamari post.
yes, it is even more fitting here.
*goes to 2:46 before watching whole video*
…
oh… that's severely less attractive than you made it sound..
…
*fapfap*
Hell, I still hit it!
…with a sword
Square boobs at the end > the rest of the video
Damn those tits are nice. Fuck squares.
*FACEPALM*
You are my hero
Can someone make a video of her just jumping up and down with close ups of her boobs? Hopefully someone can make a gif or repeating video of all the 'relevant' parts cause it's too hard to fap to this right now. Can't explode.
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Feeling the need to be creative, I decided to try and comment regarding something other than tits.
Well, I managed to get 69 e-peen. So…
Boobs.
Feeling the need to be creative, I decided to try and comment regarding something other than tits.
I failed.
Boobs.
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I like Screen Team, but some of these parodies of music videos are bad.
Buy a Diamond condom today!
"If you order now, I'll throw in a SECOND beatin' absolutely free!"
How about we just delete the entire video save for the end? Good?
LET'S DO DIS
Don't you dare take away our real boobs. You can't motorboat square boobs.
ME GUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTA!
once i saw the title i immediately thought that this would be based on rel="nofollow">do the mario…
I'm not the only one…
That definitely needs to be a mod for minecraft now. Every creeper has a Me Gusta face on them while they walk toward you
Or a troll face
And instead of a SSSSS sound, it'll sing the Trololo song before exploding in your face!
Fact: Creepers are friendly creatures and only really want hugs
WATCH A VIDEO
THINK THERE WOULD BE FUNNY COMMENTS
HALF OF THE COMMENTS ARE ABOUT BOOBS.
Razorman…it’s the internet. Tits or GTFO.
Y U NO
PLAY WITH ME!!!
This is actually pretty catchy. But I didn't notice until my fifth or sixth watch.
I was actually expecting a "Do the Mario" parody
Minecraft 18.4_01 is going to look real? I can't wait for that version!
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1590414/T…
I threw this picture together shortly after I heard the song.
Sop in other words, "FIRST!" xD
Female creeper with huge boobs? That's actually worth many people's wet dreams. Crude comment warning. Not holding back here.
Think about it. First and foremost, the worst she can do is explode. Therefore, you can do anything you want to her. Anything. Grope her? Pile your face into her? Fuck her? All she can do about it is die in an effort to hurt you. The average creeper explosion cannot kill a human at full health, meaning you get off with only a scratch.
Better yet, if she does take a liking for you, that's a free girlfriend substitute that sacrifices a beautiful face for an impregnable body. Ever lasting sex without consequence? Yes please.
Lastly, in the case that she does give birth to a half-human half-creeper, that leaves you with beneficial choices. If you're a family man, you can stay with them to be happy in life, as well as be accepted into the creeper community. No more being blown up in an aggressive manner. If you're turned away from the idea of a creeper family, you can continue the pre-baby process until she either explodes in realization of that you're using her, leaving no trace but a few mutant creepers, or defeat her to get some gun powder. The anti-family choices only have guilt as a real consequence, which will vary depending on how attached you get to the explosive species (which hopefully won't be too much, given what they've done to you before).
tl;dr -- If you see a female creeper, do whatever you want to her because nothing bad will really happen to you.
Now I just hope my analysis will be accepted by the Halolzian community.
When I first saw the official video. I knew this was inevitable.
They were more like cube boobs. Cuoobs.
I would make a comment about Herobrine, (I love that story), but instead… *insert comment about boobs*
CLICK PLAY
THINK THERE WILL BE MORE BOOBS
STOP WATCHING AFTER 60 SECONDS FROM HORRIBLE SONG
You can try. Not very successfully, but you can try.
I find its a lot easier to masturbate to this if you put it on mute.
Betcha someones working on a boobies mod now…