MY FORTRESS PONY

Here, have some more video game ponies… because apparently that’s what the kids want these days! I will admit though, Jessica had me at “Sandvich Pony”

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 8, 2011 · 10:22 AM 
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Artistic, Cray-Z Crossovers, Cutesy Wutesy, My Little Pony, Strike A Pose, Team Fortress 2, TV Shows, Valve Software, Weird

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141 Responses to “MY FORTRESS PONY”

  1. MythicDawn on July 8th, 2011 10:24 am

    ENTIRE TEAM IS PONIES! </obvious>

  2. TheRustyBucket on July 8th, 2011 10:29 am

    The sandvich looks like tofu.

    THAT SANDVICH IS A SPY!

  3. KitchwaTembo on July 8th, 2011 10:33 am

    Demoman. He's a one eyed, one horn, bomb firin', drunken stallion.

  4. Vabolo on July 8th, 2011 10:33 am

    Wait, ponies are quadrupeds, but the Spy can walk in a bipedal fashion?

    SPY'S SAPPING MAH LOGIC!

  5. Psycroc on July 8th, 2011 10:34 am

    The sandvich reminds me of Leafeon.

    So uhh, throw in a little Portal reference and this submission has the full Halolz set.

  6. MasqueNoMercy on July 8th, 2011 10:41 am

    look at heavy pony as he… she… it asks "where is sasha pony?"

  7. MokubaKaiba on July 8th, 2011 10:44 am

    i think the heavy pony a pony that i might actually be afraid of….

  8. Strike_low on July 8th, 2011 10:51 am

    What sick man sends ponies to fight!

  9. Dimomarg on July 8th, 2011 10:53 am

    And thus, TF2 became 20% Cooler.

  10. HughbertEsq on July 8th, 2011 10:53 am

    Silly Jessica, Soldier-pony needs wings
    How else would he be able to maintain his "SCREAMIN' EAGLES!" routine?

    THAT SOLDIER IS A SPY!
    *crocket*

  11. HughbertEsq on July 8th, 2011 10:56 am

    Woo-eee
    Away for a couple of days and plenty of posts to comment on
    I'm proud of you Shawn

  12. HughbertEsq on July 8th, 2011 10:57 am

    You think that's bad? The sponies hind has been burnt into my brain…

  13. Vabolo on July 8th, 2011 11:00 am

    Dat ass.

    (Get it? Because donkies are also in the family equus?)

  14. Rain on July 8th, 2011 11:01 am

    I find the Heavy Weapons Pony to be quite disturbing, I mean look at it's legs!
    It's bent to the sides, it's NOT supposed to bend that way!

  15. SonicsmyName on July 8th, 2011 11:03 am

    inb4 someone does the MLP opening with Team Fortress.

  16. PewnyPL on July 8th, 2011 11:06 am

    Damn Halolz and damn Shawn, trying to force me (with these submissions) to watch that show finally…

  17. Rain on July 8th, 2011 11:07 am
  18. MasterLuigi452 on July 8th, 2011 11:17 am
  19. MasterLuigi452 on July 8th, 2011 11:19 am
  20. Miketuu on July 8th, 2011 11:21 am

    Could someone be so kind as to give me the Halolz server password? The Fancy Fedora Fight Club happens to be my absolute favorite server.

  21. MrNaleIt on July 8th, 2011 11:25 am
  22. MasterLuigi452 on July 8th, 2011 11:30 am

    Screw you Naleit.
    I was browsing CoF Ponyapolis thread to find this picture…
    Oh well, here is another version.
    <img src="http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/143/3/2/equestria_fortress_by_don_komandorr-d3h14le.jpg"&gt;

  23. MasterLuigi452 on July 8th, 2011 11:31 am

    You can find the password if you go to Halolz Steam group page.
    I'm not going to post the password itself here because of the possibility of noob spam…

  24. MasterLuigi452 on July 8th, 2011 11:36 am
  25. MasterLuigi452 on July 8th, 2011 11:37 am

    What we need at Halolz Server is Ponyville map.

  26. StompyChar on July 8th, 2011 11:39 am

    Oh the horror!

    Its like a trainwreck in slow motion, I cannot stop looking at it!

  27. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 8th, 2011 11:52 am

    Time for a new batch of "Meet the Team"

    Heavy Pony first:

    *Walks up and drops chaingun onto applecart*
    "I am Heavy Weapons Pony, and this… is my weapon.
    "She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200 dollar custom tooled horse apples at 10,000 rounds per minute.
    "It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon… for twelve seconds."
    *Cut to laughing happily*
    *Cut again to him adjusting gun*
    "Oh my God, who touched sasha! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!"
    "Some people think they can outsmart me… maybe, maybe.
    "I have yet to see pony who can outsmart shit."
    *Equestria Fortress 2 logo*

  28. Leo E. on July 8th, 2011 11:54 am

    Sandvich is now a pony. Heavy pony is now a cannibal.

  29. Paulrus-Keaton? on July 8th, 2011 12:12 pm

    Meh. I prefer the one with Twilight Sniper.
    Sandvich pony just looks like a hallucination.

  30. spankymac314 on July 8th, 2011 12:13 pm

    Can we please, please be done with the ponies now, internet? This meme wasn't all that funny to start with, and now it's just oversaturating itself.

  31. Ryven on July 8th, 2011 12:13 pm

    lol @ my little sandvich

  32. shadow649 on July 8th, 2011 12:23 pm

    No it's a new heavy item. It makes him less fat and run 20% faster for 10 seconds.

  33. TheViolentLoli on July 8th, 2011 12:26 pm

    PONY CHECK! POOONNYYYYYY CHEEEEEEECKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

  34. Leo E. on July 8th, 2011 12:32 pm

    It's not a meme, it's a show. And a good one, at that.

  35. NightWight on July 8th, 2011 12:32 pm

    How does that engineer pony even play that guitarr? And sniper and spy. They don't even have any trigger finger!

  36. Jerach on July 8th, 2011 12:34 pm

    You forgot the pokemon.

  37. MasterLuigi452 on July 8th, 2011 12:37 pm
  38. smartmonkey on July 8th, 2011 12:44 pm

    Spy won't be able to use this rel="nofollow"> taunt if Rainbow Dash is the scout.

  39. Xyxoz on July 8th, 2011 12:55 pm

    …For a moment I thought you were gonna say flying purple people eater.

  40. RespectfulGlove on July 8th, 2011 12:57 pm

    >Leafeon

    He forgot the Minecraft however.

  41. MrNaleIt on July 8th, 2011 12:57 pm

    It was in the Halolz should post this thread. :P

  42. FoxyMayo on July 8th, 2011 1:05 pm

    … What am I looking at?

    No, seriously. What am I looking at?

  43. MasterLuigi452 on July 8th, 2011 1:31 pm

    ……………..D'OH!

  44. Alpar on July 8th, 2011 1:52 pm

    Who ever said the half of the sandvich in Meet the Sandvich which Heavy took wasn't Spy's head from Meet the Medic in disguise?

  45. Alpar on July 8th, 2011 1:53 pm

    Well, to some degree the entirety of the show is more of a fad than a meme. Like the entirety of TF2.

  46. Alpar on July 8th, 2011 1:54 pm

    notsureifthisisacompliment.jpg

  47. TopRattata on July 8th, 2011 2:11 pm

    They must be F2P ponies, they have no cool hats yet. :3

  48. Roflcopter419 on July 8th, 2011 2:27 pm

    And thus began a great pony flamewar between the commentators, pitting halolzer against halolzer…

  49. Doctor Rover on July 8th, 2011 2:30 pm
  50. Vabolo on July 8th, 2011 3:26 pm

    Remember when we thought that hats were just a fad in TF2, and that people would start playing for real again?

    Heh.

  51. Vabolo on July 8th, 2011 3:27 pm

    A tasty, tasty hallucination.

  52. Pisko on July 8th, 2011 3:38 pm

    ponies, ponies everywhere
    gentlemen this is the end my little pony has taken over the internet, that, is how it all ends not with a "bang" but with a "insert horse onomatopoeia here"

    the end is "neigh"

    pd: rainbow dash as the scout is so appropriate and at the same time kind of ironic

  53. penguindude42 on July 8th, 2011 3:38 pm

    They are poor and Irish.

  54. penguindude42 on July 8th, 2011 3:39 pm

    That wants Hoovy to KILL THEM ALL!

  55. Pisko on July 8th, 2011 3:40 pm

    the same way the power puff girls were able to pick up phones

  56. penguindude42 on July 8th, 2011 3:41 pm

    NOPE.avi

  57. Zyquux on July 8th, 2011 3:54 pm

    It also gives him less evil.
    /badFablereference

    EPIC EDIT: I just went back to this and read it. "gives him less evil'? I suppose it makes sense, sort of, but I had meant "makes* him less evil." Give me a break, I had just woken up.

  58. Hadouken on July 8th, 2011 3:58 pm

    What is that sandwhich? I need to watch more FiM? GOOD IDEA

  59. Zyquux on July 8th, 2011 3:59 pm

    Derpy Hooves as Soldier. I see what you guys did there.

  60. Zyquux on July 8th, 2011 4:02 pm

    Is it actually easier to type "@" than "at"? Ugh, I hate text speak.

    inb4 -1sbecausenoonecanhaveopinionsontheInternet

  61. Hadouken on July 8th, 2011 4:03 pm

    Heresy to the god princess

  62. Zyquux on July 8th, 2011 4:04 pm

    "because apparently that’s what the kids want these days"

    Hey, guys! I think Shawn is a little bitter! xD

  63. Vabolo on July 8th, 2011 4:49 pm

    Plus ones of grammatical correctness away!

  64. HughbertEsq on July 8th, 2011 4:58 pm

    STOP BRONY!
    This is not the conduct of the Herd!

  65. arcnes on July 8th, 2011 5:04 pm

    Cupcakes. So sweet and tasty. Cupcakes. CUPCAKES. CUPCAAAAAAKES!!!!

  66. C__F on July 8th, 2011 5:06 pm

    I think you somehow won logic.
    Forever.

  67. Artakha on July 8th, 2011 5:08 pm
  68. C__F on July 8th, 2011 5:12 pm

    Heheh.

    …Wait, that was an actual time? I've got to brush up on my history.

  69. C__F on July 8th, 2011 5:14 pm

    Heck, I'll give you a +1 because I laughed at it too.

  70. C__F on July 8th, 2011 5:17 pm

    An MLP/TF2 crossover fanart. And a rather decently made one at that.

    Although I'm not entirely sure. It's hard to tell where your eyes are directed over the internet.

  71. TopRattata on July 8th, 2011 5:20 pm

    Oh-hohohoho that slaps me on the knee!

  72. C__F on July 8th, 2011 5:20 pm

    - Side with one side
    - Side with the other side
    - Stay out of this
    > Point and laugh

  73. Ryven on July 8th, 2011 5:27 pm

    sorry bro! it's just one letter either way, after all :P

  74. Pioneer1 on July 8th, 2011 5:30 pm
  75. Pioneer1 on July 8th, 2011 5:32 pm
  76. Red_Zero on July 8th, 2011 5:33 pm

    I have seen it and i don't wantto unseen it

  77. C__F on July 8th, 2011 5:35 pm

    So, why is Rainbow Dash lying on the ground in a pool of blood?

    But more importantly: where did Twilight Sparkle get a manly French accent? I didn't think a manly French anything was possible. Priorities; I must investigate the accent first.

  78. Jackthehedgy on July 8th, 2011 5:39 pm

    Well it makes easier for the sniper I guess, just fly up into the sky where the spy can't reach. Just how to worry about scout.

  79. Totema on July 8th, 2011 5:45 pm

    Scout makes himself cry, apparently.

  80. Hatmor on July 8th, 2011 6:02 pm

    How do they hold weapons?

  81. BTSnoogans on July 8th, 2011 6:03 pm

    I bet I know what Sandvich Pony is thinking. "Why won't Heavy Pony just eat apples like everypony else?"

  82. Artakha on July 8th, 2011 6:33 pm

    HOLY SHI-- REALLY!?

  83. Caelun_Niveus on July 8th, 2011 6:47 pm
  84. Passerby Boy on July 8th, 2011 7:06 pm

    Needs more gun

  85. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 8th, 2011 7:20 pm

    *mumbles*
    fucking uncultured trolls…

  86. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 8th, 2011 7:22 pm

    *Pulls out ANCIENT HISTORY OF TEAM FORTRESS 2*

    Ah, it's right here. Chapter 4: Hats, Hats, and More Hats

  87. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 8th, 2011 7:24 pm
  88. Vabolo on July 8th, 2011 8:49 pm

    Perhaps, but I'll stay humble about it. I don't want to get on my high horse.

  89. M4DD4WG on July 8th, 2011 9:28 pm

    Eeyup.

  90. Miketuu on July 8th, 2011 10:08 pm

    oh, thank you!

    ohgodwhydidn'tIthinkofthat.

  91. Dr. Furry on July 8th, 2011 10:35 pm

    i still like jds's idea and we should raise money to found it. having ponies for the halolz server regulars/admins would be hilarious

  92. CriticalQuit on July 8th, 2011 11:04 pm

    And to think, i just became a Brony myself the other day. I like this, but too many are Unicorns. And Sandvich pony… I can't eat it if it's alive! D:

  93. CriticalQuit on July 8th, 2011 11:06 pm

    That's a male pony.

  94. CriticalQuit on July 8th, 2011 11:09 pm

    If we could get Gabe Newell, Lauren Faust, and Jhonen Vasquez to collaborate something, it would be the most perfect thing in the universe.

  95. Zyquux on July 9th, 2011 1:44 am

    Yeeeah, I'm not sure why this got -1'd. Ponies, maybe? Regardless, I +1'd you.

  96. Prof_Willow on July 9th, 2011 1:50 am

    Pinkie Pyro wins everything everywhere forever.

  97. TheRustyBucket on July 9th, 2011 2:43 am

    Must. Resist.

  98. Cactuar213 on July 9th, 2011 6:26 am

    I think the Demopony needs to look more drunk.

  99. demospyro on July 9th, 2011 9:22 am
  100. Combatbeaver on July 9th, 2011 10:01 am

    …the internet!

  101. Combatbeaver on July 9th, 2011 10:08 am

    rel="nofollow">
    *no comment*

  102. Artakha on July 9th, 2011 12:31 pm

    D:

  103. CriticalQuit on July 9th, 2011 3:05 pm

    I approve.

  104. CriticalQuit on July 9th, 2011 3:06 pm

    Wonder if Rainbow Dash makes him cry too, when he watches the show. She usually just makes me facepalm when she does something stupid XD

  105. CriticalQuit on July 9th, 2011 3:08 pm

    Remember, this show is produced by Lauren Faust.

    Lauren Faust brought us Powerpuff Girls and Foster's Home for Imaginary friends.

    This show DESERVES the internet.

  106. CriticalQuit on July 9th, 2011 3:09 pm

    Quick, someone find a Brony capable of TF2 map editing!

  107. CriticalQuit on July 9th, 2011 3:10 pm

    Pinkie Pie-ro

    Spike-ston Hale

    It works so perfectly XD

  108. PortalMan118 on July 9th, 2011 3:12 pm

    Sandvich pony gave me nightmares

  109. ray10k on July 9th, 2011 4:27 pm

    Pinky Pie can as well, as shown during her dance in Bridle gossip.

  110. ray10k on July 9th, 2011 4:28 pm

    the map as it stands now looks kinda bad, and seems to be made only to show off the fact that someone figured out hammer to some degree.

  111. Sceptilianblade on July 9th, 2011 4:37 pm

    I see what you did there, Vabolo.

  112. Sceptilianblade on July 9th, 2011 4:42 pm
  113. Zyquux on July 9th, 2011 5:27 pm

    Am I the only one that expected this to be a Weeping Angel reference?

    Unless it is… I wouldn't know, I've only seen one episode of Doctor Who.

    (I know, I really should watch more.)

  114. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 9th, 2011 6:36 pm

    I thank you for your contribution

  115. spankymac314 on July 9th, 2011 6:38 pm

    *Looks at above pictures* …….How is it not a meme again?

  116. BrokenGlasses on July 9th, 2011 6:51 pm

    uuuhhh… Pass.

    Team Fortress Ponies have been done to death, much like the entire MLP fad. Can we move on yet? :C

  117. quaker171 on July 9th, 2011 8:02 pm

    <img src=http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQKDV3vVwK_jWgFXM5aKEFPsiwJ4xsNnCW-d5d2Ze6oatVGcUrm0w>

  118. quaker171 on July 9th, 2011 9:03 pm

    Yeah, make him a break.

  119. quaker171 on July 9th, 2011 9:04 pm

    shouldn't that be a question?

  120. quaker171 on July 9th, 2011 9:05 pm

    The internet WILL recover! Do not lose hope! We will stand together!

  121. quaker171 on July 9th, 2011 9:05 pm

    What about the spy? He's french.

  122. quaker171 on July 9th, 2011 9:06 pm

    I will not bow down to the herd! I will never watch! NEVER!

  123. quaker171 on July 9th, 2011 9:07 pm

    What's with the little black mark in the corner after every landing?

  124. quaker171 on July 9th, 2011 9:09 pm

    It's just his hips.

  125. quaker171 on July 9th, 2011 9:11 pm

    AHA!

  126. quaker171 on July 9th, 2011 9:12 pm

    wait, what? How?

  127. quaker171 on July 9th, 2011 9:15 pm

    I'm with you, and I don't give a
    <img src=http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRbvmsB64RF-R6uSUa7cCeiZI-SV4RZaqPC8X5ePLzFr_rnV2IK>
    if everyone -1's me. Go ahead.

  128. xlivusee on July 9th, 2011 11:52 pm

    wow games are a lot better when you have ponies

  129. Kam_Fakami on July 10th, 2011 2:59 am

    Meet The Medic takes place after Meet the Sandvich. And Spy's head wasn't from Meet the Medic. IT was from Meet the Spy.

  130. Kam_Fakami on July 10th, 2011 3:08 am

    I see what you did thar.

  131. JboneDRS on July 10th, 2011 4:43 am

    What's with all this My Little Pony stuff lately? Did I miss something? Did a cartoon or something come out? I AM LOST ON THE INTERNET AND NEED A MAP!

  132. Passerby Boy on July 10th, 2011 4:56 am
  133. JboneDRS on July 10th, 2011 5:01 am

    DAMN YOU INTERNETZ!

  134. Aboithagameboi on July 10th, 2011 11:00 am

    >Memes
    >Shows
    >Shows with memes edited in to them

    There's a difference.

  135. Aboithagameboi on July 10th, 2011 11:00 am

    Demopony takes skill.

  136. SonicsmyName on July 10th, 2011 11:14 am

    What the fu-?

    Did that REALLY warrant -5?? It's not like I meant anything negative with it O_o

  137. CriticalQuit on July 10th, 2011 12:40 pm

    And of course, Lyra can sit like a human as well.

  138. CriticalQuit on July 10th, 2011 12:42 pm

    Rhetorical questions spoken as statements don't necessitate a question mark.

  139. CriticalQuit on July 10th, 2011 12:44 pm

    Maybe he's using a sword variant and is thus significantly less drunk?

  140. quaker171 on July 11th, 2011 12:47 am

    They are still questions, and thus, require question marks. You never hear about "rhetorical sentences" because they are questions.

  141. Oddwan on July 12th, 2011 5:17 am

    Need a map, you say? I have two, right here.
    Outdated? Yes, but they should do the trick!

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