Detective Conagher, we found a blood stained pack of cigarettes near the deceased’s corpse. Could this be a clue?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 7, 2011 · 6:18 PM 
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Cover Art, Cray-Z Crossovers, Growth Spurt, PC, Playstation, Rockstar, Team Fortress 2, Uncategorized, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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61 Responses to “L.A. NOPE”

  1. Walweegee on July 7th, 2011 6:21 pm

    Help me solve a case!

  2. Caelun_Niveus on July 7th, 2011 6:27 pm

    Guess this suspect
    is NOT guilty.

  3. Xenomorph42Q on July 7th, 2011 6:33 pm


    "Oh yeah?! Well I bet you don't have anything to prove it!"


  4. MythicDawn on July 7th, 2011 6:51 pm


    "Oh yeah? Well I think yer a SPAH hidin' under a mask!"

    "What?! That's absurd! You have no proof whatsoever! This conversation is over."

    "… Looks like I made a mistake." *crosses out entire page in notebook*

  5. alexderper on July 7th, 2011 6:55 pm

    -- Truth
    -- Doubt
    -- Lie
    -- Spy check <—

  6. HoopleDoople on July 7th, 2011 6:57 pm

    The Engineer doesn't take a very subtle approach to solving crime. His first choice is to use a gun, and if that don't work he'll use… more gun.

  7. Alpar on July 7th, 2011 6:57 pm

    So is this game also rated M for Mature?


  8. MonocleMan22 on July 7th, 2011 7:00 pm

    Do you beleive me?

    A: NOPE
    B: NOPE
    X: NOPE
    Y: NOPE

  9. GameboyPATH on July 7th, 2011 7:03 pm

    Perhaps I'll post a joke combining the key word embedded in elements popularized in the video game in my comment.



  10. MythicDawn on July 7th, 2011 7:12 pm

    "Hey boys, there's a -1 spah around here!" *hits posts with +1 wrench*

  11. Aeshir_ on July 7th, 2011 7:18 pm
  12. Uzumakiclan43 on July 7th, 2011 8:41 pm

    Meanwhile, in a secret office somewhere underneath Miami's surface:

    "So, Mr. Thompson, , it seems that your most hated enemies, Rockstar Games and Valve have joined forces to create yet another plague against the children of the world. Should we do anything about it?"

    Jack leans back on his desk, fingers wrapped between each other, a coy smile on his face flickering as his neck slowly starts to rise.



    "I said, should we do something about th.."

    As the man was just about to finish the sentence, he falls forward onto the desk, his chin hitting the edge with a sickening crack. The handle of a wrench could be seen protruding from his back, twisted in a horrific fashion.

    Jack, getting up, walks over to the man's corpse, transforming into a husky Texan wearing a 1940's-style engineering outfit. He leans down to the man, and with a slight bit of accomplishment in his voice, whispers "Nope."

  13. Artakha on July 7th, 2011 8:56 pm


  14. Vabolo on July 7th, 2011 9:30 pm

    Man, these clues are really raising my doubts on whether or not our man is guilty. What about you, detective Conagher?

    They're raising my neck. *Slide whistle*

  15. Hatmor on July 7th, 2011 9:33 pm

    Here, you drive…

  16. ProfessorLuigi on July 7th, 2011 10:31 pm

    Why does a detective need a hard hat and welding goggles?

  17. Rexxmech on July 7th, 2011 11:19 pm

    "HA HA HA HA HA HA! I love play on words don't you?"
    Engineer: NOPE

  18. CriticalQuit on July 7th, 2011 11:30 pm

    Wait, so we DON'T play this game by building sentries near everyone's homes and driving cars into dispensers?

  19. Jackthehedgy on July 8th, 2011 12:01 am

    I really hoped they wouldn't make this joke. Is it me or do any one else find this stupid?

  20. Seanhl on July 8th, 2011 12:11 am

    "detective Engie Phelps, will this game attract less controversy than the other rockstar games?"*Engie drives through highly populated area hitting everyone* "nope"

  21. ChemicalKirby on July 8th, 2011 12:26 am

    I heard this site was HALOlz at one point.

  22. Passerby Boy on July 8th, 2011 1:38 am
  23. Doctor Rover on July 8th, 2011 9:36 am

    I can't deny this submission a negative pun.

  24. KZN02 on July 8th, 2011 2:08 pm



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