Detective Conagher, we found a blood stained pack of cigarettes near the deceased’s corpse. Could this be a clue?
NOPE.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 7, 2011 · 6:18 PM
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Help me solve a case!
Nope
Guess this suspect
*glasses*
is NOT guilty.
Truth
Doubt
>Lie
"Oh yeah?! Well I bet you don't have anything to prove it!"
"NOPE"
>Doubt
"Oh yeah? Well I think yer a SPAH hidin' under a mask!"
"What?! That's absurd! You have no proof whatsoever! This conversation is over."
"… Looks like I made a mistake." *crosses out entire page in notebook*
-- Truth
-- Doubt
-- Lie
-- Spy check <—
The Engineer doesn't take a very subtle approach to solving crime. His first choice is to use a gun, and if that don't work he'll use… more gun.
So is this game also rated M for Mature?
NOPE.
Do you beleive me?
A: NOPE
B: NOPE
X: NOPE
Y: NOPE
Perhaps I'll post a joke combining the key word embedded in elements popularized in the video game in my comment.
NOPE.
…Ohwaitaminuteawwshit.
"Hey boys, there's a -1 spah around here!" *hits posts with +1 wrench*
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Meanwhile, in a secret office somewhere underneath Miami's surface:
"So, Mr. Thompson, , it seems that your most hated enemies, Rockstar Games and Valve have joined forces to create yet another plague against the children of the world. Should we do anything about it?"
Jack leans back on his desk, fingers wrapped between each other, a coy smile on his face flickering as his neck slowly starts to rise.
"Sir…?"
"Yes?"
"I said, should we do something about th.."
As the man was just about to finish the sentence, he falls forward onto the desk, his chin hitting the edge with a sickening crack. The handle of a wrench could be seen protruding from his back, twisted in a horrific fashion.
Jack, getting up, walks over to the man's corpse, transforming into a husky Texan wearing a 1940's-style engineering outfit. He leans down to the man, and with a slight bit of accomplishment in his voice, whispers "Nope."
GAWDTHESEFUCKINLIPS!!!
Man, these clues are really raising my doubts on whether or not our man is guilty. What about you, detective Conagher?
They're raising my neck. *Slide whistle*
Here, you drive…
Nope
Why does a detective need a hard hat and welding goggles?
"HA HA HA HA HA HA! I love play on words don't you?"
Engineer: NOPE
Wait, so we DON'T play this game by building sentries near everyone's homes and driving cars into dispensers?
I really hoped they wouldn't make this joke. Is it me or do any one else find this stupid?
"detective Engie Phelps, will this game attract less controversy than the other rockstar games?"*Engie drives through highly populated area hitting everyone* "nope"
I heard this site was HALOlz at one point.
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I can't deny this submission a negative pun.
OBJECTION!
NOPE!