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[VIDEO] Heavy Takes a Chance



Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 6, 2011 · 5:36 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (199 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)
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63 Responses to “[VIDEO] Heavy Takes a Chance”

  1. Tartaurus on July 6th, 2011 5:45 pm

    Oh, like there wouldnt be at least two sentries in there by then… If he were a scout… maybe one.

  2. Timey16 on July 6th, 2011 5:57 pm

    Don't forget the 3+ Snipers waiting for him at the bridge when he was flying.

  3. TheFoolOfMon on July 6th, 2011 5:58 pm

    IN THE NAME OF THE TROLL GODS, 3RD!!!!!!!!!

  4. Ataeru on July 6th, 2011 6:01 pm

    How come we never realized before that we could ride the intelligence?
    It would of made capping it so much easier from the start.

  5. AuraMaster on July 6th, 2011 6:02 pm

    There was only one guy in a position to stop him? Worst. Security. Ever.

  6. MoG on July 6th, 2011 6:07 pm

    In Soviet Russia, Intel carry you!

  7. Vabolo on July 6th, 2011 6:08 pm

    And the Spy hiding riiiiight behind the desk in the Intel room.

  8. Vabolo on July 6th, 2011 6:09 pm

    Heavy would know.

  9. Alpar on July 6th, 2011 6:09 pm

    *Reads description*

    …wait who are you?

  10. Alpar on July 6th, 2011 6:10 pm

    Well, it's been over a year, but it looks like Heavy's finally made some big improvements in his choice-making.

  11. Passerby Boy on July 6th, 2011 6:10 pm

    After heavy crashed into the wall….
    he realized he shouldn't have dropped out of his intel riding classes.

  12. Alpar on July 6th, 2011 6:11 pm

    But then we'd have to carry the Payload.

  13. Alpar on July 6th, 2011 6:11 pm

    Also don't forget the lack of Medics and the fact those Snipers on 2Fort suck half of the time.

  14. Alpar on July 6th, 2011 6:12 pm

    Well hey, TF2's now free. This is pretty standard security nowadays.

  15. Vabolo on July 6th, 2011 6:12 pm

    rel="nofollow">Now all we need are sentries that can float on ceilings.

  16. dekuskrub1 on July 6th, 2011 6:14 pm

    so it turns out the intel was blueprints for a jetpack
    unfortunatly, it was lacking the controls

  17. HughbertEsq on July 6th, 2011 6:16 pm

    INTELLIGENCE RIDE HEAVY?
    *INSANITY HEAVY*
    NO, HEAVY RIDE INTELLIGENCE!

  18. MoG on July 6th, 2011 6:17 pm

    I think he's a team Rocket grunt?

    …probably?

  19. Passerby Boy on July 6th, 2011 6:18 pm

    You mean like this? http://www.halolz.com/2009/02/10/heavy-weapons-gu…

  20. Hatmor on July 6th, 2011 6:18 pm

    Not the Batman

  21. Vabolo on July 6th, 2011 6:18 pm

    QUICKLY! Use ANY Pokémon over level 15 that isn't weak to Poison-type attacks!

  22. Alpar on July 6th, 2011 6:19 pm

    Hey, he drops that Payload, mission's an instant failure. Just sayin.

  23. Alpar on July 6th, 2011 6:21 pm

    And those four Engis camping in our Intel Room and Sewe-

    HEY.

  24. Alpar on July 6th, 2011 6:21 pm

    GO, AGUMON, USE DIGIVOLVE.

    amidoinitrite

  25. Ultamia on July 6th, 2011 6:22 pm

    Why do people make these jokes about the Heavy not being able to cap the intel? I did it twice in a row as heavy without any help on 2fort, and I've only just come back to TF2 after 2 years!

    Maybe I was just playing against a bunch of idiots…

  26. Zabrio on July 6th, 2011 6:32 pm

    Cut the bad credits from the video, add ponies and it would be 20% cooler

  27. WeegeeDoll on July 6th, 2011 6:50 pm

    I swear, we let in all these F2P players and then the intels themselves start speedhacking! For shame, intels!

  28. Vabolo on July 6th, 2011 6:55 pm

    A long, long time ago,
    In a map far, far away…

    <img src="http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/8383/sniperwars.png&quot; /img>

  29. Vabolo on July 6th, 2011 6:55 pm

    nope.avi

  30. VaultLegend on July 6th, 2011 7:01 pm

    Some people might consider Nightwish music to be……….*shades*…… Heavy.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  31. CriticalQuit on July 6th, 2011 7:15 pm

    Tourette's Heavy: The new face of F2P players. You know, excessive cursing and excessive failure.

  32. TheTopHatKid on July 6th, 2011 7:21 pm

    So much +1.

  33. Aboithagameboi on July 6th, 2011 7:38 pm

    "Heavy is no good for CTF"

    Lies and slander rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…

  34. razorman715 on July 6th, 2011 8:35 pm

    *Not the goddamn batman*

    Fixed.

  35. shadow649 on July 6th, 2011 9:03 pm

    You were probably playing against babies. Heavy can outsmart babies.

  36. TheFoolOfMon on July 6th, 2011 9:47 pm

    A)Not a grunt
    B)Was once the greatest troll on halolz and tf2
    C)Was stop from dropping the -1 bomb by wolf

    Said my Real Name!!!!

  37. Doctor Rover on July 6th, 2011 9:59 pm

    I'll admit it, I troll the F2Players by capturing the intel as the Heavy.

    Then say it in Caps, "LOL HEAVY CAPTURE THE HEAVY *opposite team* SUCKS!"

    Does that make a horrible person? or an optimistic F2P trainer?

  38. Aboithagameboi on July 6th, 2011 10:02 pm

    Both. Think of yourself as a Dominatrix trainer, where the only way for them to learn is through suffering and humiliation.

    That, or just a teacher at the school of Hard Knocks.

  39. Aboithagameboi on July 6th, 2011 10:04 pm

    Heavy can outsmart babies, but nothing can outsmart boolet.

  40. Hadouken on July 6th, 2011 10:11 pm

    One thing comes to mind here…. Intel Kart

  41. Rocker23220 on July 6th, 2011 10:28 pm

    the?

  42. vash_ts on July 6th, 2011 10:43 pm

    Geodude used rock throw!
    Its super effective!

  43. Ovahdrive on July 6th, 2011 10:50 pm

    Needs moar Sasha.

  44. bravobuster on July 6th, 2011 11:31 pm

    …Yep. It's a usual day on the Gentleman Heavy's Fancy Fedora Fight Club. Nothin' new there.

  45. MasterLuigi452 on July 6th, 2011 11:58 pm

    Well apparently that was was on RED's side since it was colored in red!

  46. Artakha on July 7th, 2011 12:35 am

    Needs more body parts.

  47. TheFoolOfMon on July 7th, 2011 12:55 am

    That was me!!!

  48. TheFoolOfMon on July 7th, 2011 12:57 am

    D)The R also mean something else

    So said my real name!!!

  49. MoG on July 7th, 2011 2:51 am

    I don't listen to Rocket Grunts.

  50. ChemicalKirby on July 7th, 2011 5:07 am

    This why want's -1 you morons, js

  51. Aboithagameboi on July 7th, 2011 8:51 am

    I don't either, they're more annoying than anything.

    "Do-dee-do, walkin' down Route (#) do-dee-do…"

    "HEY YOU JOIN TEAM ROCKET"

    "What? No"

    "YES MOTHERFUCKER JOIN JOIN JOIN"

    *insert Pokemon battle here*

    "Yeah I won. Can I have my money now?"

    "Geez kid. You're good. Real good. JOIN. BE OUR LEADER."

    ABOI walked away without his money.

  52. SirNumel on July 7th, 2011 9:25 am

    Or, as one commenter on YouTube astutely pointed out, a TF2-themed Kirby's Air Ride.

  53. SirNumel on July 7th, 2011 9:25 am

    And a healthy dose of total confusion.

  54. Seto_Kaiba on July 7th, 2011 10:07 am

    Choosing "Ghost Love Score" over most songs is a vast improvement in decision making. It's almost as versatile as "Guile's Theme."

  55. GazzyW007 on July 7th, 2011 10:45 am

    Erm, no. There is only one person who is the King troll on Halolz.

    His name is SHAAAAAAAAAWN.

  56. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 7th, 2011 11:02 am

    "Greatest troll"
    (Obviously was not here for tmotom's reign of terror.)

    Reddog… you ain't worth shit

  57. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 7th, 2011 11:06 am

    That's why I spy. They'll learn to deal with the underrated cloak and dagger in time.

  58. Red_Zero on July 7th, 2011 11:46 am

    1. Get a F2Player
    2. Show him this video
    3. Tell him it's real and you can ride the intelligence
    4.?????????????
    5. PROFIT!

  59. PortalMan118 on July 7th, 2011 2:29 pm

    I wish I could fly on the intel…..

  60. Ryu_Bonkosi on July 7th, 2011 5:02 pm

    Nightwish in MY Halolz!?!

    It's more likley than you think.

  61. Vosur on July 8th, 2011 2:56 am

    rel="nofollow">I'd rather have dispensers that can climb walls.

  62. demospyro on July 8th, 2011 6:51 am

    Nope.avi

  63. GdMBuRn on July 23rd, 2011 9:22 am

    Looks like he's to
    *sunglasses*
    Heavy
    YEEEEEEEEEAHHHH!

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