Even with rocket powered intel, Heavy is not ideal for CTF maps…

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 6, 2011 · 5:36 PM 
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63 Responses to “[VIDEO] Heavy Takes a Chance”

  1. Tartaurus on July 6th, 2011 5:45 pm

    Oh, like there wouldnt be at least two sentries in there by then… If he were a scout… maybe one.

  2. TheFoolOfMon on July 6th, 2011 5:58 pm


  3. Ataeru on July 6th, 2011 6:01 pm

    How come we never realized before that we could ride the intelligence?
    It would of made capping it so much easier from the start.

  4. AuraMaster on July 6th, 2011 6:02 pm

    There was only one guy in a position to stop him? Worst. Security. Ever.

  5. MoG on July 6th, 2011 6:07 pm

    In Soviet Russia, Intel carry you!

  6. Alpar on July 6th, 2011 6:10 pm

    Well, it's been over a year, but it looks like Heavy's finally made some big improvements in his choice-making.

  7. Passerby Boy on July 6th, 2011 6:10 pm

    After heavy crashed into the wall….
    he realized he shouldn't have dropped out of his intel riding classes.

  8. dekuskrub1 on July 6th, 2011 6:14 pm

    so it turns out the intel was blueprints for a jetpack
    unfortunatly, it was lacking the controls

  9. HughbertEsq on July 6th, 2011 6:16 pm


  10. Ultamia on July 6th, 2011 6:22 pm

    Why do people make these jokes about the Heavy not being able to cap the intel? I did it twice in a row as heavy without any help on 2fort, and I've only just come back to TF2 after 2 years!

    Maybe I was just playing against a bunch of idiots…

  11. Zabrio on July 6th, 2011 6:32 pm

    Cut the bad credits from the video, add ponies and it would be 20% cooler

  12. WeegeeDoll on July 6th, 2011 6:50 pm

    I swear, we let in all these F2P players and then the intels themselves start speedhacking! For shame, intels!

  13. VaultLegend on July 6th, 2011 7:01 pm

    Some people might consider Nightwish music to be……….*shades*…… Heavy.


  14. CriticalQuit on July 6th, 2011 7:15 pm

    Tourette's Heavy: The new face of F2P players. You know, excessive cursing and excessive failure.

  15. Aboithagameboi on July 6th, 2011 7:38 pm

    "Heavy is no good for CTF"

    Lies and slander rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

  16. Doctor Rover on July 6th, 2011 9:59 pm

    I'll admit it, I troll the F2Players by capturing the intel as the Heavy.

    Then say it in Caps, "LOL HEAVY CAPTURE THE HEAVY *opposite team* SUCKS!"

    Does that make a horrible person? or an optimistic F2P trainer?

  17. Hadouken on July 6th, 2011 10:11 pm

    One thing comes to mind here…. Intel Kart

  18. Ovahdrive on July 6th, 2011 10:50 pm

    Needs moar Sasha.

  19. bravobuster on July 6th, 2011 11:31 pm

    …Yep. It's a usual day on the Gentleman Heavy's Fancy Fedora Fight Club. Nothin' new there.

  20. MasterLuigi452 on July 6th, 2011 11:58 pm

    Well apparently that was was on RED's side since it was colored in red!

  21. Artakha on July 7th, 2011 12:35 am

    Needs more body parts.

  22. Red_Zero on July 7th, 2011 11:46 am

    1. Get a F2Player
    2. Show him this video
    3. Tell him it's real and you can ride the intelligence
    5. PROFIT!

  23. PortalMan118 on July 7th, 2011 2:29 pm

    I wish I could fly on the intel…..

  24. GdMBuRn on July 23rd, 2011 9:22 am

    Looks like he's to

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