We’re gonna need a bigger frog suit.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 6, 2011 · 11:58 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (211 votes, average: 4.68 out of 5)
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Artistic, Chillaxin', Cover Art, Cray-Z Crossovers, Movies, Nintendo, Sneak Attack, Super Mario Bros, Under the Sea

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112 Responses to “JAWSER”

  1. Azurik on July 7th, 2011 12:00 am

    Let's see him spew endless fireballs NOW.

  2. spplmj on July 7th, 2011 12:01 am

    Now this is a submission I can really sink my teeth into.

  3. VyseRogueKing on July 7th, 2011 12:09 am

    Don't go into 2-2.

  4. smashpro1 on July 7th, 2011 12:11 am

    Meanwhile, Mayor Wario refuses to close the beaches, because of all the tourism money coming in.

  5. VaultLegend on July 7th, 2011 12:20 am

    He gets bigger every game…

  6. Artakha on July 7th, 2011 12:21 am

    Now, this image is just completely unrealistic. Bowser can't swim because he's so heavy and shoots fire, and Peach would never look that good in a bikini.


  7. Spamcannon on July 7th, 2011 12:24 am

    Wasn't the woman on the cover of Jaws naked?
    <img src="http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo86/wisdombook/trollface.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">

  8. dekuskrub1 on July 7th, 2011 12:31 am

    suprised i made it in time for this
    rel="nofollow">DUH DUM

  9. Doctor Rover on July 7th, 2011 1:01 am

    I can't wait to watch this backwards.

  10. BlurrySandwich on July 7th, 2011 1:06 am

    OH MY GOD!… how is the crown staying on her head?

  11. CriticalQuit on July 7th, 2011 1:10 am

    So does he kidnap her or just eat her now?

  12. MexicanJuice on July 7th, 2011 1:32 am

    Not related, but why does the TF2 server password keep changing? I can't freaking keep up .

  13. Nick Soapdish on July 7th, 2011 1:47 am

    Sharking Princess Peach? Yes please.

    *disclaimer* if you do not understand what sharking is this may indicate either a) you experience sub-optimal levels of internet pornography or b) you are normal and I am a dirty pervert

  14. ZeikHunter on July 7th, 2011 1:51 am

    Bowser looks like he's going to put a move on Peach, but in the way that makes Koopa Kids.

  15. AuraMaster on July 7th, 2011 1:59 am

    I think this is a deleted scene from Bowser's Inside Story.

  16. AuraMaster on July 7th, 2011 2:00 am

    Mario: Smile, you son of a bitch-a! *fireballs*

  17. ChemicalKirby on July 7th, 2011 2:27 am

    That Bowser doesn't even look real :P

  18. ChemicalKirby on July 7th, 2011 2:28 am

    I would have +1'd if you had left it at ocean…

  19. strayjohno on July 7th, 2011 2:50 am



    Peach advice memes?

  20. TomQuoVadis on July 7th, 2011 4:03 am

    Now I want to see MegaBowserShark versus Giant Blooper.

  21. Hadouken on July 7th, 2011 5:16 am

    I'm sorry mario but your princess just got eaten by a shark…. well that would of saved us some time

  22. TCC on July 7th, 2011 6:16 am

    Just when you thought it was safe to go back to world 1-1…

  23. GazzyW007 on July 7th, 2011 10:48 am

    "Smile, you sonnova bitch!"

    *Spams fireballs*

    Besides, that effin' fish in 3 was worse than Bowser.

  24. sims796 on July 7th, 2011 10:59 am

    Of course, the Toad squad lifeguards are as useful as ever.

  25. BoxeyBrown on July 7th, 2011 1:01 pm

    So, it appears that there will be nothing left for Mario to rescue in this game…

  26. Vizardvalor on July 7th, 2011 2:10 pm

    Hey! I'm gonna eat you,I gonna eat that princess leg. I can see you right under that swimsuit. I got a whole row of teeth to chew you with DA-NA DA-NA DA-NAA. Oh wait a minute, I did eat a Goomba on a raft earlier today. Its ok though I've been swimming alot lately…. hmmm yummy

  27. PortalMan118 on July 7th, 2011 2:33 pm

    This is why they need to leave the idea of "Mario swimming" behind.

  28. MasterLuigi452 on July 7th, 2011 2:35 pm

    Why do we need bigger Frog suit?
    All it does is swim faster.
    It doesn't turn us into a rock like Raccoon Suit.

  29. Gamerofloz on July 7th, 2011 8:52 pm


  30. Saxostev on July 7th, 2011 8:54 pm

    Man, this submission is JAWESOME! :D

    Nobody is going to get this reference, are they?

  31. Omnomynous on July 8th, 2011 11:57 am

    ~Millions of Peaches,
    Peaches for me.
    Millions of Peaches,
    Peaches for three.

    Anyone who get's this is officially awesome.

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