We’re gonna need a bigger frog suit.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 6, 2011 · 11:58 PM
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Then after that it's straight off to Dallas, Texas for A-Kon!
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Let's see him spew endless fireballs NOW.
Now this is a submission I can really sink my teeth into.
Personally, I think this needs a little bite to it.
Don't go into 2-2.
I think there's something a bit fishy about this.
Meanwhile, Mayor Wario refuses to close the beaches, because of all the tourism money coming in.
He gets bigger every game…
Now, this image is just completely unrealistic. Bowser can't swim because he's so heavy and shoots fire, and Peach would never look that good in a bikini.
STILL A BEAUTIFUL IMAGE.
I'd like to get my claws on that piece of bass.
Wasn't the woman on the cover of Jaws naked?
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You guys are thinking about this at too deep of a level.
Careful guys we don't want these puns to jump the shark.
suprised i made it in time for this
rel="nofollow">DUH DUM
I fucked a fish.
That's the joke.
there has to be a more authentic version somewhere around here
the internet does have everything after all
Actually, I think he's still smaller than he was in Sunshine.
im sorry mario but your princess is in another ocean
I can't wait to watch this backwards.
OH MY GOD!… how is the crown staying on her head?
So does he kidnap her or just eat her now?
Not related, but why does the TF2 server password keep changing? I can't freaking keep up .
You question Nintendo and their randomly sized characters? Last time I saw Olimar he was fighting alongside Yoshi and Captan Falcon just being a few inches shorter than them, before that he was literally the size of a quarter!
And let's not get into Ridley…..
This picture is pretty jawesome, though.
Man, that was horrible. I feel bad for even trying that one…
Same here. Fisticuffs is just not as sporting whilst competing with scoundrels and rapscallions, with their firearms and other miscellaneous weapons.
Sharking Princess Peach? Yes please.
*disclaimer* if you do not understand what sharking is this may indicate either a) you experience sub-optimal levels of internet pornography or b) you are normal and I am a dirty pervert
Bowser looks like he's going to put a move on Peach, but in the way that makes Koopa Kids.
-insert ocean/aquatic life pun here-
I think this is a deleted scene from Bowser's Inside Story.
Mario: Smile, you son of a bitch-a! *fireballs*
In other news, jawser has just aten some green guy with a moustache, we are currently unable to identify the body.
What,you think i can't shoot fireballs underwater? I'm FREAK'N MARIO B!TCH
That Bowser doesn't even look real :P
I would have +1'd if you had left it at ocean…
I wish I could add to this chain but some of these jokes are out of my league.
GET NAKED.
MUST STILL WEAR CROWN.
Peach advice memes?
The story of a magical dragon-turtle, who gives back the lives of backwards-running plumbers?
Everyone knows they used a robot!
To be fair, they did rebuild him a couple of times.
They have the technology.
Unless you enjoy bloopers of your cheep-cheep deaths.
Would you even say that you are 20,000 leagues under them?
Okay
I'm not even going to search Urban Dictionary for that one. I've learned that if I don't know a term used on the Internet, it's probably for the best.
FINALLY GET A GAME.
SPEND A QUARTER OF THE TIME CRYING.
BAKE CAKE.
GET KIDNAPPED.
Sounds like you need to go back to school.
Yes,it was a joke because the original shark on jaws wasn't a shark geez! stop -1 :P
GET KIDNAPPED BY GIANT DEMONIC TURTLE.
PLAY TENNIS WITH HIM ON SUNDAYS.
You like to sleep with the fishes?
Now I want to see MegaBowserShark versus Giant Blooper.
That's what Peach said.
And returns the monarchy to its proper order.
I'm sorry mario but your princess just got eaten by a shark…. well that would of saved us some time
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to world 1-1…
Oak: "There's a time and place for everything! But not now."
This is talk of Forums! Let's keep it that way!
…what is up with your and nope.avi recently?
Rule 34
OBJECTION!
Bowser is a turtle-like entity, so he has natural swimming ability (seen in Mario & Sonic At The Olympic Games, at the very least) like his non-firebreathing Koopa Troop (which theroretically means that all Koopas can swim, even the more advanced ones such as Hammer Bros and Fire Bros. even). This is perhaps how he has survived in lava numerous times -- just swim out of it! (Of course, by the time of NSMB his shell was degraded enough to actually make a skeleton out of him)
More evidence of the Koopa Troop's natural swimming ability? They can survive water as usual if they fall in them in the games, and a lot of Koopa Troopa's (as a character) specials in the games are associated with water (Water Dash Return is his Defensive Power Shot, for example) whereas Paratroopa's more about fiery dives with wing-fueled flames (referencing a drop into the atmosphere at high speed which makes you burn in the sky as you fall from your spaceship)
Meanwhile, with Luigi's search for mushrooms…
It's not a crown, it's a mushroom cap that's shaped like a crown.
DESTROYED HANDS, AN ENTIRE MACHINE AND A WINGED GOD WITH HER ASS
GETS KIDNAPPED BY TURTLE AFTERWARDS
(come on, fellow Brawlers, you MUST get the joke or I'll have to explain it to you!)
(Either that or you can find the hidden innuendo in this joke)
HUT-CHEA! *Bwing!*
(If memory serves, that's what it sounds like.)
Seems like it should be worded as *BLLLOIING* to me, dunno why.
(found the secret [and unintentional] innuendo in the demotivational yet? If not then go to Danbooru or something…)
Plus Mario can spit fireballs underwater.
Are you guys trying to put logic into a game where a plumber eats a mushroom to grow, stomps on evil mushrooms and turtles, hurls fireballs from his hands, touches a star that goes da-da-da-da-da-da-da and make him flashy, breaks a bridge with an axe to make a big, spiky turtle fall into lava only to have a midget wearing a mushroom telling him to go to a different castle and have it repeat 7 more times until you rescue the princess who will get captured in an hour or so, thus making your adventure pointless?
My mother said's it's perfectly normal for a koopa of his age.
*GRAMMAR HAMMER*
What is up with you and nope.avi recently?
Actually, it doesn't have the avi at the end so it's not a true nope.avi.
Yup, that's me overseeing my wording…that and I can hardly see my keyboard.
I'm not the most accurate typer, either (though I am fast).
And thanks to you now I can't EDIT that.
Quick edit on this comment:
What DO you think is up with him and nope.avi?
Oh wait, edit again (after realising there was more than just the grammar hammering)
I knew that it didn't have the .avi, but I think he intended the joke of sorts to be as such.
But a Fire Flower makes it SOOO much easier
It always looked to me like he spit the fireballs from his mouth.
Who?
You can't save princesses that have already been eaten. PROBLEM MARIO?
Get kidnapped.
Go to space.
VACATION ON TROPICAL ISLAND.
KIDNAPPING NEMESIS ALREADY VACATIONS THERE.
I just realized that you can somehow throw fire underwater and how such a strange concept never crossed my mind. O.o
"Smile, you sonnova bitch!"
*Spams fireballs*
Besides, that effin' fish in 3 was worse than Bowser.
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Bloopers….
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Of course, the Toad squad lifeguards are as useful as ever.
We have forums?
So we do…………..well, now I feel like an idiot.
wich game are you refering to?
if its not a joke, I WANT IT…
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What?
I was gonna say it's a story about a plumber who traps a princess by reviving a hammer throwing dragon-turtle who throws hammers at the plumber as he runs out his deadly castle and go all the way back to Brooklyn.
So, it appears that there will be nothing left for Mario to rescue in this game…
Hey! I'm gonna eat you,I gonna eat that princess leg. I can see you right under that swimsuit. I got a whole row of teeth to chew you with DA-NA DA-NA DA-NAA. Oh wait a minute, I did eat a Goomba on a raft earlier today. Its ok though I've been swimming alot lately…. hmmm yummy
Okay, someone doesn't know The Who.
I'm not going in there…
This is why they need to leave the idea of "Mario swimming" behind.
Why do we need bigger Frog suit?
All it does is swim faster.
It doesn't turn us into a rock like Raccoon Suit.
That's world -1, get your facts strait.
well there is Daisy and Rosalina, but then Luigi wont have someone to rescue
Who's on first?
I don't know!
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TEACH SUPER COMPUTER ABOUT LOVE
LET IT TALK YOU INTO GETTING NAKED
Who?
Nope.avi
No, it's just a magnet crown.
Man, this submission is JAWESOME! :D
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Nobody is going to get this reference, are they?
Spoken like a true rock lobster.
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NOPE.
He sure plays a mean pinball.
HOLD IT!
1-1 indicates world 1, level one. I am technically correct. The best kind of correct…
No, no. He's on third. We're not talking about him.
Then what is it magnetically attached to?
What?
~Millions of Peaches,
Peaches for me.
Millions of Peaches,
Peaches for three.
LOOK OUT~
Anyone who get's this is officially awesome.
…
How do magnets work again?
Oh… Um… Well, maybe her brain was replaced by a magnectic material…
Which would explain why she always gets captured!
For Koopa Troopa's abilities I talked about (Water Shell Dash etc.) I'm referring to Mario Power Tennis on the GameCube (and New Play Control! Mario Power Tennis for Wii as a result). The first game that I saw that actually showed these kinds of power things…
Guess some people just don't do their research…
That, and in the original SMB you were murdering countless Toads due to the fact that THEY were the ones turned into bricks (need proof? Check the instructions, it's part of the storyline)!
Nintendo knew they had to be more family friendly so that's why Toads are merely stuffed inside boxes in NSMBWii (though you could still throw them off the edge of a cliff)
I'm not sure what you're referencing there, actually… ^.^'
Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door
I knew it'd be something I know little about…
Coincidentally I thought it would be Super Paper Mario, actually (Swoon.exe)