If there’s no giant glowing weak spot, this is usually what I’m thinking.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 2, 2011 · 11:35 AM
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Someone needs to level grind…. If you cant kill the boss in one hit, you are not strong enough.
There's only one way to know for sure. Someone get me a Hot Pocket!!
*8 hours later*
Nope. No damage.
The solution! Kill it with fire! If its already on fire, or made of fire, fight it with fire! If those methods don't work, you're not using enough fire!
This sums up my resident evil 4 experience quite nicely
"Not sure if he has a nice hat
Or he's Übercharged"
TF2 F2P Summerfag
You, good sir, get a +1.
What you don't realize is that he's playing Tetris.
*Boss Dies*
Hooray! We did it!
*Boss Gets Up*
Now, I will show you my TRUE form!
*facedesk*
Wait was I supposed to be hitting that giant flashing orb?
Not sure if boss is easy.
Or just revives after battle.
http://www.halolz.com/2011/01/08/the-pyro-gamepla…
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This happened to me last night as I was fighting the Archdemon in Dragon Age. 45 minutes of hacking and slashing only to question if I was actually doing anything to it. That creature clearly doesn't follow the rules.
http://petproject-sk.blogspot.com/2011/06/video-g…
"Not sure if its a glitch
or a blue dot on my head."
TF2 F2P Summerfag
I prefer to use my words to beat the boss.
BAH! back in my day we didn't have health meters for bosses, We told how hurt they were by them changing colour, it worked fine untill we relised the colour blind didn't have a clue what was going on, the morale of the story kids is; never give up… What were we talking about again?
There is a reason health bars were invented about how many years ago? They should be standardized.
Every RPG ever….except maybe pokemon.
Welcome to the world of Monster Hunter, where if it's your first time playing, you're constantly wondering when the monster will die or if you're doing something wrong.
Rule #1 of Dragonball: Every "Boss" needs atleast 5 forms.
Needs more fire.
Construct additional pylons!
And then a suicide explosion for good manners.
Dispensing combustable lemons…
Let's burn this motherfucker.
Tetris….with portals?
"Not sure if porn on the ground is a trap
or if it's for everyone."
*zip*
*backstabbed*
TF2 F2P Summerfag
They always have a million full restores.
Well there's also final fantasy, they show you how much the boss is out-healing your melee and magic attacks.
Yeah then you can easily see how quickly you're not killing the boss instead of having to guess or do the math based on some numbers that pop up every so often!
Have you tried using New Year's Eve?
and if that don't work use more gun
Sega Genesis was notorious for this. =|
If anyone here remembers the final Cackletta from Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga, I just wanna say that's the first thing that comes to mind when I read this submission.
I thought he was playing Pong.
Not hot enough for you?
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoreDa…
That is all.
this is just how Monster Hunter feels like. “Am I seriously doing any damage to this huge thing with my sword and shield?”
"What a cute 7,000 damage you did to me last turn, now watch as i heal 10,000 and leave one dude with 10 hp"
ah the good o' days
unless its a fire elemental. then you'd be HEALING it with fire 8D
seriously, hate it when htat happens. i get my strongest fighter charge up their fire attack, then one of my weaker fighters uses a fire attack after a non elemental fighter does a buttload of damage and i see GREEN numbers and im like FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Not sure if it's boss fight,
Or it's a face on a wall.
I know that feeling, bro
"Dude, you're doing it wrong."
"What? No I'm not, he's just really strong."
"You've been hitting him for like five minutes and you haven't done any damage."
"Bullcrap, there's a little bit missing right…well, he must just have hidden health bars like Sephiroth in KH."
"…I think maybe you need to crack off the shell before you can damage it."
"Oh yeah? And how the hell do you propose I do that, Mr. I-Know-Nothing-About-Shit?"
"Knock that tower over on top of him."
"Yeah, because that'll totally-"
*CRASH-CRACK-ROOOOOOAR-DAMAGE*
"Shut the fuck up…"
Looks like you'll need to grind your Intelligence trait then. I hope that's as much fun as killing the same monster over and over…
"Oh, what's that, Cloud? You spent ten hours breeding Chocobo so you could get the Knights of the Round summon? Oh well, that would totally kill me in one hit like you did against all the other bosses…too bad I'M A GOD! *TROLLFACE*"
*Survives Knights of the Round*
"U Mad, Bro? Well don't worry, after seeing how hardcore I am, I couldn't possibly still be allowed to attack at the start of the battle…OH WAIT YES I CAN!"
*Kills everyone besides cloud*
"Okay, I'm done…WAIT, NO I'M NOT! COMET! LOLOLOLOL!"
*Sun expands over Cloud's face-389705239572039560356810598609763o65Infinity damage*
Unless you're fighting Miltank…
Not sure if this game is still fun,
Or if I'm just playing it for my pride now…
Not sure if I suck, or if I'm supposed to lose this fight.
I'd say both.
Because, you know, the game hates you.
This is why we need more glowing fuck-me-lights on bosses. :D
Unless your fighting gary mother fucking oak…
Giant Fuck-Me light?: Shoot until dead
No giant Fuck-Me light?: Shoot everywhere until thumb bleeds
Math? I played video games so I didn't have to think! Excuse me while I turn my brain to mush in front of a TV for the next 8 hours.
I have this problem waaaaay too much. (5 hours later) OOOOOH NOOOOO I lost :( wait what? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Why do you not tell me such things?
This is why all aliens should be filled with orange goo and have giant sacs on their bodies to shoot at. No scales, no armor, no hidden weak spots, no bullshit. I don't want to have to knock a rock off a cliff before I can stun him for 5 seconds of "beat the crap out of him" time I want success now!
"Not sure if this is a server bug
or someone is stealing my nickname." *backstab*
TF2 F2P Summerfag
(Always relevant in this context: The TF2 Guide For New Players.)
Nope, just dump all the skill points I can into speech whenever I gain a level. Especially, when I take the perk that grants me an extra level immediately.
Ah, this post reminds me of when I was doing it all wrong against the final boss in Secret of Mana. You see, it was my first time fighting the final boss and apparently after you defeat the previous boss, you get a spell that makes your sword the strongest weapon in the game. I was young at the time, so I didn't know about it. So it literally took me an hour just to kill the boss just by charging up my attack and releasing it. It wasn't until between the year 2008 and 2010 did I found out about that spell.
With some games I played, it's both.
SAVE UP HARBINGER FOR FINAL BOSS FIGHT
DOES RANDOM SPLASH DAMAGE EVERYWHERE EXCEPT ON HARDLIGHT
Dragonball is not how you spell Final Fantasy you random bear!
Fry, your in a giant ship, with lazers,rockets, and bombs. I'm pretty sure your causing it damage.
Huddah huddah huh!
Not sure if internet connection's lagging,
Or Deadpool has just discovered how to use bullet time.
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
you're*
Not sure if the controller is broken
Or I'm doing it wrong
OMG THAT ORB IS SO DISTRACTING! I'm busy trying to break his impenetrable shield and block his unblockable attack, but the orb keeps drawing me in with its pretty lights.
and then needs to be revived with the words "Meta" in the front or "II" at the end of his name
and it's one of those games where you can heal enemies PAST their health cap
So I heard you like fire?
Me: So whats the plan?
You: No plan. Just bigger guns.
More fire!
Hey if you overheal it enough it should explode from having so much health! Yay fire!
So we put some more fine in your fire, so now you can have fire while you have a fire!
you said "fine" not "fire"
No HAMMER needed
The funny thing is, I actually did get TF2 when it became F2P. I however am the delivering end.
BTW
If you paint it, they will come, and die.
Or in Crysis 2
Seriously, I almost restarted a level before I realized that I was never supposed to get to da choppa,
This also applies greatly to the Wizard on the Treasure Island in Golden Age 2 (sorry for not having the names right, haven't played for a while due to missing GBA SP)
He is harder to beat than the last official boss in the game.
If Deadpool learned bullet time, we. are. all. dead.
But he doesn't even have a bottle of Shasta or a Rush mix tape! (And yes, I know it was Space Invaders, but it could have worked with any classic video game.)
is too!
*runs away*
and?…sounds like a good plan to me. Hasn't failed me so far.
Building a lemon!
This citrus ain't on autopilot, son!
Lemon down!
I told ya don't touch that darn fruit.
I'm getting a bit hot under the collar here…
And so the TF2 Medic killed his entire team with a healing weapon.
Best to stick with the Quick-Fix.
Then get out!
I meant to type fire, I've got a keyboard from hell here….
Cooking Volcano Bakemeat.
You can never have enough Bakemeat.
You and me should probably get some sleep…
Meh, vacation is vacation.
It makes them at least 20% cooler!
Doesn't beat defeating Death with tic-tac-toe.
(I swear, if anyone gets this reference I will follow and +1 their 300 next comments. REGARDLESS OF WHAT THEY WRITE.)
See, that's when the problem turns into you being too GOOD.
.____.
I hate it when you're supposed to die without the game telling you to, and wasting tons and tons of healing items and time just to use 2 hours and defeat an undefeatable, causing a game over…… FFFfffffff!!
Or PK Flash.
You might get lucky. :D
And it saves time thinking of new bosses!
I suppose the blind would have trouble playing those games as well?
…Oh wait, blind people can't play most fighting games.
And mushrooms.
That is certainly one way to do it.
Kinda feel sorry for the people who don't specialize in speech…they can't even accept quests!
TF2 F2P Summerfags are the people who run around trying to kill you with a Sapper.
STUPID ORB! I don't distract YOU with pretty lights while YOU'RE trying to kill evil things! Dumb orb.
So that's why I'm doing better at spy: they have no idea how to counter one
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… It's just a long fight… It's just a long fight… It's just a long fight…
hrm, another fsjal face…..To the internet for a new picture!
Blow up her arms, then her heart comes out?
Hrm, wonder if thats how people get into relationships really…
Screw you demon wall.
Screw you.
I'm not sure if anyone has ever heard of the game Shining Force, but this is how I felt when I fought Dark Dragon. I kept spreading out the damage onto each of his three heads, but the Health Bar always said ??/?? health. I tried attacking with the main hero, using the special sword you'd acquired and suddenly his health dropped to a number. I thought the trick was to attack him with the sword, but it didn't work every time.
It was years later I realized the game's Health Bar maxes out at 99/99 health. Anything over gets marked as "??".
*rushes into room*
so… what've I missed???
*sees post*
hmm….
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I believe you are referring to that distinguished pair of gentlemen: Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Esq. and their most Excellent Adventure (or was it their dreadfully Bogus Journey? I forget sometimes.) True visionaries, those two were.
The boss just seems to take that long because you haven’t been hitting its weak spot for massive damage.
I just whack everyone who comes near my sentry with a wrench.
sleep is overrated ;)
Dragon Fable?
I assume you mean Dullahan at the end of the Anemos Inner Sanctum in Golden Sun: The Lost Age. I actually found the last boss harder. He's harder than every other Golden Sun boss when you fight him in Golden Sun: Dark Dawn.
Edit: whoops, my mistake. Althougth I thought Star magician was a lot easier than the last boss.
If it's fire emblem, than as a mage, you're reading a book, thereby technically killing a boss with words.
Monster Hunter series in a nutshell.
Wouldn't that mean the TF2 cast are undead?
After all, revive kills zombies.
Son of a bitch….
Oh well, a promise is a promise…
God damn..! Good job.
Ah, you must be talking about Golden Sun, greatest RPG I have played. And yes, the Star Magician is so freaking over powered, screw the Doom Dragon, this guy is the real bad ass.
I killed 6 people in one life as a medic with the greek bust. Do No Harm.
Why not?
I just wanted to put this because you are a bear.
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That's how bosses like Yiazmat from FF12 work.
die you stupid orb!
*smashes glowing orb*
that teaches you to distract me!
….now where were we
*boss is dead*
oh….
damn, I though it was MS paint adventures, I guess death only plays The Game of Life there.
Kind of reminds me when playing Tales of Symphonia 2, Normally undefeatable bosses dont lose health, but for some reason this one did. I had wasted all my healing items, all my teammates dead, he had a tiny little bit of health left, then I die, but then wait, a cutscene? Wait I didn't have a game over? I WAS SUPPOSE TO LOSE! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
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+1 heal to boss
damn…….
Use up all my potions.
Find out I was supposed to lose. FFFUUUUUUUUUUU-
Are you saying that fire elementals are undead according to your logic and the previous answers?
Because last time I checked on WoW, I couldn't track elementals with Track Undead.
Reminds me of Bowletta from mario and luigi superstar saga.
Thus, that is to say, the men that maintain a large amount of a number that symbolizes their eloquence have the capability of speaking such as this?
No, he plays sudoku too.
I've played TF2 only on free weekends and one guest pass, and I play like a pro.
Can't get to da choppa?
Noclip and pretend you can.
Never notice the pink dinosaur shooting eggs out of its snout.
Keyblader eats Hot Pocket!
Tongue takes burn damage!
I love M&L SS.
Giant sacs? The Gonarch?
No what I mean is:
Ragnellrok suggested using excessive fire against fire elementals to cause overhealing induced explosions.
You then said that if that worked in TF2 the Medic would kill the rest of the team by (over)healing them.
I then inferred that the TF2 Crew must be zombies because healing magic and similar effects are often fatal to the undead.
Can someone tell me how to link images in IntenseDebate comments?
If you can't tell I would have replied with Zangief.
rel="nofollow">Boss is probably this guy
Not sure if long boss fight, not doing any damage, or I didn't level up enough.
Screw the rules, I have money :3
So, kind of like Golden Sun bosses? Except they change color when they die?
You mean like the Castle Crashers' Final Boss?