As if there weren’t enough mysterious questions about the Pyro, now we get
to add one more to the list!
Classy artwork by TheMinttu, submitted by several people.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 29, 2011 · 12:56 AM
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Categories: Artistic, Chillaxin', Drugs & Alcohol, Gentlemen, Off Duty, Strike A Pose, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software · Leave a comment (57 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
I don't always make the first comment on a new submission.
But when I do, it's through the use of this meme.
Stay burning, my friends.
Wait… there's a good top hat the pyro can wear? Or is this just for the picture?
Either way I want a good hat to go with my Whiskered Gentleman.
And the extinguisher is there for…?
He wears Napalm grenades just for looks.
He once ran across an entire map just to set a spy on fire
When he speaks, no one has any idea what he is saying.
He fights off entire zombie apocalypses in his spare time.
He can speak English, German, Spanish, French and Russian, probably.
He is, the World's Most Interesting Pyro.
An extra melee weapon, of course!
I don't always toss out my matches. But when I do, I make sure it's at the opposing team's spy.
Shouldn't it be "The Most Interesting Pyro in the World", rather than "The World's Most Interesting Pyro"?
Stay toasty, my friends.
What you don't see is the flaming spy footstool….
Stay roasted, my friends.
I don't always do a meme, but when I do I make sure to kill a spy after.
Stay spy-free my friends.
Stay crispy, my friends.
Stay muffled, my friends.
Mmmrph hrrmp-hrmpfh, mur hurmph
"He can speak English, German, Spanish, French and Russian, probably. "
QFT
Remain in warmth, mine compatriots.
I don't always +1 a "FIRST" post.
but when I do, it's this one.
*Bell rings*
"ACCEPTABLE!!!"
Got to love rel="nofollow">Standards and Practices!
I don't always do spy checks
But when I do, I prefer W+M1.
it's so he can set things on fire… TWICE!
I don't always use this meme.
but when I do, I use it incorrectly.
stay derpy my friends.
I don't star in a Meet the Pyro video
But when I do….
Pay attention Valve! This is something to add in an update!
I don't always use extinguishers. but when I do, I crack skulls with them.
in case of sv_teamkill 1
You see kids, that's how you use the "f-word" in Halolz without being attacked by our fine angry gentlemen: make something useful out of it, like he did.
And if you can't, don'tpost. You don't want to be the World's Most Uninteresting Commenter around here.
You see kids, that's how you use the "f-word" in Halolz without being attacked by our fine angry gentlemen: make something useful out of it, like he did.
And if you can't, don't post. You don't want to be the Most Uninteresting Commenter in the World around here.
I don't always do the same joke that someone else does.
But when I do, it's through a reply.
Stay on fire, my friends
It will be so cool it's awesome.
Pyro: So manly he can grow a mustache through his mask
Insert witty pun about friends being on fire here.
Those who can't create, comment. Those who can't comment, declare FIRST.
I don't always do a C-C-C-Combo Breaker
But when I do, it's done to prevent more post of the same joke
But that thing is obviously faAAAAGGGHHHH
*burned and axed*
I don't always see Pyro submissions.
But when I do, I fucking love trash monsters.
I don't always pull a wolf joke.
But when i do, It's because i can't let you do that.
I guess that's the only common ground the spy and the pyro share; the love of smoking!
c-c-c-combo breaker!
I don´t always…..
oh to hell with this…
OBJECTION!
no, EVERYONE understands what he says excepting YOU
you need to read the text on the left, while the rest of the characters understand it perfectly…
And wear a monocle over his mask!
Oh no! Someones going to get an email!
Rule #1: Spy check EVERYONE! No exceptions. Even you can be the spy.
Ever set a fire extinguisher on fire? They tend to get exploady.
Don't you mean hot?
THAT PYRO IS A SPAH!
NOOOOOOOOO
Back in, sometime. Eventually.
OBJECTION!
Even you can be the spy! Don't try to make us think it isn't you. The BLU spy had the right idea, saying that he could be the spy. He wasn't eliminating himself. Unfortunately, that got him killed.
Those who can't declare FIRST are not on this site enough. Those who can, but don't, are heroes.
Mhi mmnt mlmys mrrmr mmyro. Mmt mmen mmy moo, my mmfr mmfirm.
-7 and probably lowering?
I assumed people understood my past comments of Trubbish and Garbodor, in addition to my liking of Pyro as well as the concept of averting "The Most Interesting Gentlemen In the World". Apparently brick jokes are a double-edged sword… My ePeen learned that the hard way.
Stay witty, my friends.
I don't always burn things.
But when I do,
I BURN ORPHANAGES.
SENTRY DOWN!
That's what I named my Backburner for just such an occasion.