Nothing personal man, I just really like your stuff!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 29, 2011 · 10:52 AM
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EXPLODE HEAD.
TAKE HAT.
Oh here let me just take that from you. It looks awfully heavy… shotgun to the face + vats.
Nothing personal boy-o, but I really want to try out this MUTHA UCKIN FLAME CANNON!
Great Advice, Works in almost every game!
Accidentally shoot a guy fighting a raider, have the guy's local faction turn on me.
Never by a gun, always take it off the remains of your dead enemies. Saves money.
The police and military could learn something from this
Also applies to various internal organs.
And skeletons. Its not like they are using them or anything.
i played fallout once. i was watching a conversation and got bored and sat down… by the time one of them pulled out his gun and fired i was still in the standing up animation so i couldn't stop the guy! i felt bad at first… then i removed the dead mans head, stole his clothes, put them on, and walked out thinking damn this really is a nice hat :D
You have no idea how many times I've done this in half life when I was done with the guard. And don't get me started on opposing force.
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You like it? It's a very, VERY rare Winchester Model 1897. It was a memento from my father, but I'm willing to let you keep it… for the right price.
I personally thought that the VATS system made it too easy. I learned the hard way aka actually firing from the waist and aiming. It was a much more rewarding experience.
Say….
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…that's a nice gun.
in Fallout, if you shouldn't kill them, they can't die!
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Attaboy.
Dont worry you respawn…
Right?
See, you respawned,
No wait, thats blood…..
Pip-Boy is the device with multi-purpose use that is given to all the people inside Vaults
Vault Boy on the other hand, is the mascot of Vault-Tec, the company that made all the Vaults
*High-five*
How could this possibly be related to minecraft?
You can actually.
There's plenty of random loadout/weaponset servers.
Beleive me you aint seen nothing yet. Scouts with Miniguns and Pyros with Cloaking watches…its chaos at its best.
Ironsights? Mostly for show.
Wrist-mounted VATS system? Works 95% of the time!
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Have a Mini-Nuke Launcher
Not Like World Can Get Any More Screwed
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Vault What Now?
If It Doesn't Have Tunnel Snakes, It Doesn't Rule.
ugh, this wasteland is full of flat, one dimensional people with no personalities *cocks gun* time to fix that… wait what was that about them having good gear? bonus!
<img src="http://i576.photobucket.com/albums/ss210/WebMike8/Fallout%203/160px-Fawkes.jpg" border="0" alt="Fawkes Pictures, Images and Photos"/>I wanted his Gatling Laser, but he NEVER DIES, and HE NEVER DROPS IT. Plus, I'm a good guy.
BFF's.
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I do the reverse of this. Everyone in my games, even the children, is wearing some form of power armor and has an energy weapon. That way I can pretend that I have unified the wasteland through advanced technology.
This describes just about every Fallout experience, even if you are good karma'd………You can't deny it
Someone should make this with Mordecai's head, mostly because this is something I can imagine Mordecai doing.
Take Naughty Nightwear. Kill guy demanding for it.
This is exactly how I played through the game.
Unique equipment? Oops, my trigger finger "slipped." I have a ridiculous amount of random crap I've stolen/looted.
Who's claptrap? (I don't know much about certain games)
Darn you Ottis, your .45 revolver was too Ocelot not to have.
Win.
I remember my idiot brother killed Three Dog just for his bandana because he didn't know about reverse pick-pocketing. Hah.
In my defense, it reminded me of a minecraft joke. I didn't say it was one…
Outcasts want fat loot for entry to base.
Murder every Outcast for being greedy douches. (With Sneaking Critical Shotgun Headshots thanks to Chinese Stealth Suit I stole from their brethren).
Steal everything not nailed down.
Still have enough Karma to be "Last, Best Hope for Humanity."