Heavy's Awesome Face

Heavy Weapons Guy loves his job… but who knew he enjoyed imitating emoticons as well?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 27, 2011 · 10:09 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (177 votes, average: 3.61 out of 5)
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96 Responses to “Heavy’s Awesome Face”

  1. Redzeroine on June 27th, 2011 10:11 am

    However, after the Medic died, The Heavy never showed that face again.

  2. UndeadLex on June 27th, 2011 10:11 am

    But he's not imitating O_o

  3. Fhantinabox on June 27th, 2011 10:26 am

    I am Heavy weapons guy… and this… is my AWESOME FACE!
    …It fires nothing but, it makes people angry…
    Some say they can outsmart me….
    Maybe… Maybe..
    But I haven't seen anyone who can outsmart my face…

  4. Vastryn on June 27th, 2011 10:43 am

    There was a whole load of these 'Awesome' spy mask images made as a mod for the spy, actually. I thought they were brilliant.

    Behold!

    <img src="http://ranger.gamebanana.com/img/ss/srends/35528.jpg"&gt;

    Mod can be found Here.

  5. HughbertEsq on June 27th, 2011 10:44 am

    Its very obvious the sniper would have a troll-face… but then again….
    OH GOD ITS EVIL http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&biw=1366

  6. VaultLegend on June 27th, 2011 10:57 am

    Hey TF2 players who actually paid for this game, have a free generic hat!

    >:[

  7. invadingduck on June 27th, 2011 11:09 am

    "Oh, Sandvich, you crack me up."

  8. Ernac on June 27th, 2011 11:18 am

    Where are my keys Valve… WHERE ARE MY KEYS?

  9. nighten2_0 on June 27th, 2011 11:35 am

    oh here have a free hat of keys! IT DOSE NOT OPEN EVERY CRATE EVER!!!!!! >:D

  10. nighten2_0 on June 27th, 2011 11:36 am

    so… cool.

  11. SS4FireFox on June 27th, 2011 11:37 am

    Oh, Dalkofs, you so funny!

  12. Dimomarg on June 27th, 2011 11:52 am

    You were AWESOMELY killed by O_o

  13. nemb94 on June 27th, 2011 12:32 pm

    Oh, Steak, you always amuse me

  14. SirNumel on June 27th, 2011 12:45 pm

    U MAD? CRY SOME MOAR.

  15. Yoshemo on June 27th, 2011 12:51 pm

    Been using it for years! <3

  16. Jimmy on June 27th, 2011 1:00 pm

    I'm just so happy that TF2 is now FREE. F-R-E-E. Now ALL my friends have no excuse not to play.

    BTW, what's the Halolz server again? I'm trying to get them to join.

  17. Seanhl on June 27th, 2011 1:00 pm
  18. Seanhl on June 27th, 2011 1:01 pm
  19. vash_ts on June 27th, 2011 1:02 pm

    every new player should see this:

    <img src="http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/image/438&quot; /IMG>

  20. Seanhl on June 27th, 2011 1:04 pm

    It cost $400,000 to look this awesome for GLAURG! no meme police! don't take me away, here I madez u a cookie, but i eated… GAH, MY SPLEEN!

  21. Alpar on June 27th, 2011 1:07 pm

    Unless they're the same kids that yell on the mic everyday on Black Ops. Those kids should not get that kind of encouragement, if they even listen in the first place.

  22. Vabolo on June 27th, 2011 1:13 pm

    I should put that image on speed-dial or something, because it always seems so appropriate!

  23. Vabolo on June 27th, 2011 1:15 pm

    *Dalokohs

    It's "Shokolad", the Russian word for chocolate, in reverse.

  24. razorman715 on June 27th, 2011 1:15 pm

    Just wait until the black ops kids figure out you can't respawn instantly.

  25. Vabolo on June 27th, 2011 1:17 pm

    Those kids should only be allowed to play as the bots in training mode.

  26. Vabolo on June 27th, 2011 1:18 pm

    You forgot to close it. I am now rendering you incapable of changing it because you linked to TV Tropes.

  27. Seanhl on June 27th, 2011 1:22 pm

    so true

  28. vash_ts on June 27th, 2011 1:30 pm

    DAMN. i think im going to uninstall team fortress….
    every server on the list is unavailable to play when i try to connect…
    when they are available they get stuck in the "loading server information"
    and the only thing i can play is the soldier training, because it wont unlock the other characters…

  29. Mentlegen on June 27th, 2011 1:36 pm

    Hey TF2 players who can't stop complaining: you are not helping.

    Really I've bought TF2 2 years ago, and I have no regrets. I can understand your frustration if you bough it some weeks, or a few months ago but really, complaining during a whole match like it's happening lately only makes it worse.

  30. SS4FireFox on June 27th, 2011 1:53 pm

    thank you, sir, you are a true Mentlegen.

  31. shadow649 on June 27th, 2011 2:05 pm

    Bought it last month. I got my first hat. I'm happy about it. :)

  32. Seanhl on June 27th, 2011 2:13 pm

    I swear, at this rate in order to play episode three we might as well put all of ourselves in cryogenic sleep for 1,000 years, the sudden lack of fat jokes might encourage Gabe to eat a sala… er finish the game

  33. quaker171 on June 27th, 2011 2:15 pm

    She weighs 7.5 kilograms and fires $200 custom-tooled faces at 2100 frames per minute. It costs $84,000 to make this face… for twelve seconds!

  34. quaker171 on June 27th, 2011 2:18 pm

    Are you having the "HL2.EXE" problem?

  35. quaker171 on June 27th, 2011 2:18 pm

    Great idea! Wait, they'd only be able to play on the easy mode though.

  36. quaker171 on June 27th, 2011 2:20 pm

    <img src=http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQuCq7vSYuFESjx5H8lYtI71qkcozfR07Ab6vO-DEAW9zFONyGl6Q>
    I didn't know that! Thanks!

  37. quaker171 on June 27th, 2011 2:22 pm

    I want to see them all! I have one of a RED demo showing his crotch face with a BLU crit rocket from a nearby soldier who was fighting alongside me about 8 inches from his face.

  38. quaker171 on June 27th, 2011 2:24 pm

    Looks like you need some better defenses. Here, try this.
    <img src=http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT7q9ONAfL2p1Pj7kbJYaibKsHz6GCcGO5DvLDOaTBa93_zxh4J>
    It's a new sentry model

  39. quaker171 on June 27th, 2011 2:25 pm

    What did he forget to close?

  40. quaker171 on June 27th, 2011 2:25 pm

    Don't make me do it

  41. HughbertEsq on June 27th, 2011 2:33 pm

    Pyro = W+M2

  42. Zyquux on June 27th, 2011 2:35 pm

    You can't. That's the proper memetic way to spell "moar" and "U MAD?".

  43. HughbertEsq on June 27th, 2011 2:36 pm

    Irrelevant, but found this whilst searching for tf2 trollfaces, thought you might like it http://ponibooru.413chan.net/_images/24812f1f3ec0

  44. Zyquux on June 27th, 2011 2:46 pm

    Ya know, I could have SWORN we already had a submission like this, but with the Heavy wearing the Ushanka instead…. However, I'm much too lazy to actually do more than cursory search for it.

  45. vash_ts on June 27th, 2011 3:13 pm

    NOPE, just that sometimes there are just three servers with a ping too high,
    or a lot of them, but in both cases, the "loading" screen frezes in the third bar…

    the last time I tried i could join a game, but got kicked for having a high ping

  46. Bobomberman on June 27th, 2011 3:34 pm

    But… I love The Pyro ; ~ ;

  47. therandombear on June 27th, 2011 3:46 pm

    and that my fellow comrades is the truth.

    If you bought the game 4 years ago for 20 dollars…don't you think you've gotten what it's worth and more from those years? With free updates and all that?

    You could've been a player of TF2 on xbox/PS3…then you might complain…*hides his copy of orange box to the xbawx"

    I bought TF2, 2 years ago aswell…no regrets…and seriously people..the complaints I've heard about F2P people are "They disguise infront of people or when ubered just stand there"….Ofc they do stuff like this in the start…it's the first time they played the game….just like you!

  48. Flamerider on June 27th, 2011 4:20 pm

    I have a screenshot of my own quite like this actually. But that's unimportant.

  49. Ovahdrive on June 27th, 2011 4:43 pm
  50. Seanhl on June 27th, 2011 4:57 pm
  51. Seanhl on June 27th, 2011 4:58 pm

    so constantly airblast everything? most pyros are w+m1

  52. quaker171 on June 27th, 2011 5:37 pm

    How else will the pyro dry it's team's hair?

  53. quaker171 on June 27th, 2011 5:39 pm

    Is your video card outdated or are you on a laptop?

  54. quaker171 on June 27th, 2011 5:39 pm

    Him? THE PYRO HAS NO SET GENDER!

  55. quaker171 on June 27th, 2011 5:40 pm

    It's tempting, and didn't the "moar" thing come from those idiotic cats?

  56. PortalMan118 on June 27th, 2011 5:42 pm

    He's making the face because he just got Sasha an upgrade.

  57. HughbertEsq on June 27th, 2011 5:50 pm

    WHO -1 MY WEEGEE?

  58. imnutty on June 27th, 2011 5:57 pm

    i would like to say that i have 5 pictures in my steam profile that have tf2 killcam shots with the face like that and the caption "happy face :)" my friends copied me as i saw the same thing on their profile…i'm sensing a pattern…

  59. vash_ts on June 27th, 2011 7:40 pm

    its a geforce 8300…
    today I got connected!
    and I think I love the pyro…
    you see a player from your team?
    maybe its a spy, attack…
    you see an enemy?
    kill it with fire…

  60. Vabolo on June 27th, 2011 7:46 pm
  61. Vabolo on June 27th, 2011 7:58 pm

    He…He changed it…But how?!?

  62. quaker171 on June 27th, 2011 8:10 pm

    He's a witch!

  63. quaker171 on June 27th, 2011 8:12 pm

    Your who?
    (btw i found this at with a value of -1, now it's zero.)

  64. TopRattata on June 27th, 2011 8:16 pm

    O-hohohoho! That slaps me on the knee!

  65. k3man on June 27th, 2011 9:59 pm

    the irony of this is that the same image you described popped up in my "other submissions you might like" section.

  66. smartmonkey on June 27th, 2011 9:59 pm

    Silly shotgun, i can not put you inside me.

  67. SirNumel on June 27th, 2011 10:05 pm

    Lolcats: The bane of Grammar Nazis everywhere. They single-handedly won Word War II!

  68. SirNumel on June 27th, 2011 10:27 pm

    I believe this is the submission you spoke of?
    http://www.halolz.com/2010/09/07/heavy-troll-face

  69. Seanhl on June 27th, 2011 11:11 pm

    sheesh, I need this now, does it come with built in anti-troll mode, as well?

  70. Seanhl on June 27th, 2011 11:12 pm

    I must have fixed it seconds before you posted your comment

  71. Seanhl on June 27th, 2011 11:13 pm

    well, there's no friendly fire, so you could just try to evaporate the water instantly with the normal function

  72. Seanhl on June 27th, 2011 11:17 pm
  73. quaker171 on June 27th, 2011 11:59 pm

    Must I get the fire?

  74. quaker171 on June 28th, 2011 12:00 am

    no, he's a witch!

  75. quaker171 on June 28th, 2011 12:01 am

    *GASP*
    On a side-note, there is a new passive Spy weapon in the making; A fire retardant suit. It replaces the revolver and will make spy checking so much harder.

  76. quaker171 on June 28th, 2011 12:02 am

    That costs extra.

  77. quaker171 on June 28th, 2011 12:03 am

    I knew someone would do that

  78. quaker171 on June 28th, 2011 12:03 am

    *vibrating noise in background*

  79. quaker171 on June 28th, 2011 12:05 am

    Just wait until you have the flare gun!

  80. quaker171 on June 28th, 2011 12:09 am

    Holy shit, I about crapped my pants from laughing at that. That just made my day. The weird thing is, I have never actually played any Half life game at all. I have no guilt!

  81. quaker171 on June 28th, 2011 12:10 am

    You are a hero.

  82. quaker171 on June 28th, 2011 12:12 am

    Er wird uns fehlen
    Он будет не хватать

  83. Zyquux on June 28th, 2011 1:28 am

    DA. Zat is it. This submission is made less funny by the fact that the Heavy tends to make this face constantly in killcams, providing overused material for funny faces.

  84. Xenrek on June 28th, 2011 1:32 am

    that is still not a COMPLETE excuse, i just started playing the game, about 4 hours ago. logged on to a random server, got the basic controls down, and a nice guy saw that i was runninga round a little confused, had me switch to medic, adn while giving me experience as medic, demonstrated WTF to do as the other classes as i followed and UBER'ed him, within 2 hours i was top of the board in alot of my games.
    then there are people who i play with who i KNOW are new, because they are CONSISTENTLY on the BOTTOM of the board, with 0 points, even when my team completely DOMINATES the match, and when you try to offer them assisstance, all you get is obscenities over the mic about how the agme is "too hard" or "total Bull****", which just ruins everyone's play experience.

  85. MexicanJuice on June 28th, 2011 1:33 am

    When did the Halolz server get a password? I freaking love this place, and now I can't freaking play!

  86. Vabolo on June 28th, 2011 3:13 am

    He turned me into a newt!

  87. TomQuoVadis on June 28th, 2011 6:08 am

    I'm having that. How do I fix it?

  88. therandombear on June 28th, 2011 8:11 am

    You should've seen the first time I played TF2….that was not a pretty sight..I sucked even more then I do now ;)

    That was nice, helping you get the gist of it all like that. If you do go premium I hope you recommend him :3

    Also, yes, I know some of the F2P players are utterly confused and think it's too hard and stuff like that. Had one like that on a server earlier.
    What confused him was all the damn weapons that are in TF2 right now, he got murdered by 3 different miniguns, shot in the head by more then just a sniper, and decapitated by a class he thought was supposed to use explosives.

    I told him to give TF2 a week or two to get some more weapons drop. And I told him if he needed some more help, he could ask anytime over steam =)

  89. quaker171 on June 28th, 2011 1:48 pm

    I recognized that. I was referring to igniting those damn cats.

  90. quaker171 on June 28th, 2011 1:48 pm

    ಠ_ರೃ
    Yes, it's a monocle emote. Use it as you wish.

  91. quaker171 on June 28th, 2011 1:52 pm

    Depends on when you experience it. My problem was when an explosion happened, or it tried to load too much map at once. I suggest turning all of your graphics setting as low as you can, maybe update a video card, and see if you need a flash update. It worked for me, I hope is works for you too.

  92. quaker171 on June 28th, 2011 1:54 pm

    Totally.

  93. TomQuoVadis on June 28th, 2011 2:30 pm

    My problem is that the program never completely shuts down when I try to quit out. It runs really jerky because I have a crappy video card. I'd upgrade it, but I have a laptop so that's not possible.

  94. SirNumel on June 28th, 2011 6:05 pm

    Then by all means, be my guest. They crack me up so, but I won't be sorry to see the last of them.

  95. Strykerblade on June 28th, 2011 6:55 pm

    Well, not everyone is mad about losing their money… I think that's a stupid reason to be mad, honestly. I'm mad because, once upon a time, noobs came in at a steady flow. One person in a server asking how to use the spy's disguises? No problem. But when you're in your favorite server, and there's five different little kids at once, their mics ablaze, screaming and asking "HURR HOW DO I SHOT ROCKET" and "WTF I CAN'T IRONSIGHT", it just gets to be a bit too much. It's also only a matter of time until hackers move in,since you can just make a new steam account if yours gets banned, they won't stop. The huge influx of people who don't know how to play, as well as the griefers and hackers, are going to ruin the game.

  96. TomQuoVadis on June 28th, 2011 9:29 pm

    I found out minimizing it by hitting the Windows button and telling it to close also works. And I'm learning to deal with the lag. I can kinda snipe if I'm having a good day, but handling classes like the Scout or Spy is just a pain. Then again, even there I'm making progress.

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