I had no idea human skeletons were worth so much on the black market! Or maybe he just used it for other experiments?
The latest official video from Valve’s Team Fortress 2 “Meet The Cast” series!
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This. Is. Amazing.
It costs $400,000 to get this operation done….in twelve seconds.
"Kill me…"
"Later."
Hey Halolzians. Let's try to keep this rated at 5 stars.
Heavy is bullet proof…..
but is he Bonk proof?
So… better than Meet the Spy?
You have no idea how much this hurts… from laughing so hard!
oh no….. its happening here too, quotes from a video I just watched, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
there is a god
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that bird is about to go all
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in scouts face
Medic is kredit to team
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I've been waiting FOUR YEARS for this. I'm not about to let it get any less than a 4.99.
It's there now… but I think normally a post can't get on that list until it's reached a minimum of 15 votes…
three things
a. they made the healing bad ass and they made the medic into the crazy "doctor Frankenstein" i knew he was
b. the second heart was the lock ness monster
c. how does he have the blue spies head when it was blown up by soldier in meet the spy?
Real men hold their ribcages open during surgery.
QoQ
Die Medic ist meine geliebte! <3 This was defiantly worth the wait!
Meet the Medic was very much worth the weight.
Wow, 34 straight 5-star votes.
KEEP 'EM COMING.
As awesome as this is….One of Valve's F2P FAQ responses makes me cry….
Q. Won’t going Free to Play mean more griefers and cheaters?
If a new player on a Free account upgrades to a premium account and indicates that you were their most helpful friend, you will receive a wearable item. Helping new users via the Coaching feature is a great way to meet new players and help them out!
———
How does that respond to the question of griefers? At all?
Don't you remember? That spy turned red after he died… eventually.
I cried. The malpractice, the humor, the beauty… This is without a doubt Valve's best Meet the Team. It is a sheer masterpiece of dark humor, and with Medic being one of my maining classes, I would say this does him great justice in showing off his personality.
And, with that, all I have left to say is that I look forward to Meet the Pyro, and that I shall never look at pigeons the same again.
Scratch the previous post I made here; If this was the first time the Medic ever attempted to Ueber somebody, then this most likely predates Meet The Spy. And before anyone yells about Ueber, the two dots over the U represent an e.
How can he breath without lungs?!
Actually, Loch Ness Hamster, by the looks of it. A truly fearful beast, I assume.
So griefing will finally be publicly acceptable once again?
*Hallelujah chorus*
Bring on the teleporter traps! :D
Sorry if this offends anybody. If it does, stop pretending you take this game seriously. We know you don't.
If this manages to stay a perfect score for more than a week and have more than 200 5-star votes then this video will have to be the biggest thing Valve has ever created, nay, the biggest thing in the universe to be created.
This is the first and only time I have ever clicked the "720p" button on Youtube.
The only flaw with the video is not with the Medic, but with the Demoman. When he's wheeling down the hill, he has a grenade launcher on his lap. When he falls out and lands on his face, a sticky launcher lands in front of him.
How do you grammar without intelligence?
omg the "meet the…" video keep geting better i cant wait for the pyro one maybe we will finaly know if it a boy or a girl
Why not? I feel that pigeons are fine. Doves, however, really appear to like the inner human body…
(head implosion)
And it was totally worth the wait.
"Gabe Newell here with Meet the Medic. After 4 years in development, hopefully it will have been worthy the weight."
My heart…it cannot take the awesomeness of this update!
PUN HAMMER!
Grammer hammer has no sway over puns.
And then go "Hello my baby, Hello my darling, hello my valentine!"
*Its a spaceballs reference, if you don't get it, you suck*
**Vgacts reference about a reference**
REFERENCEPTION
***Inception refer- oh jsut stop reading!***
Everything i learned about medical practice, I learned from the Medic….
He's my HERO!
It's cool, the Medic has spares.
Both are Columbidae, and I saw a bird that just got operated into near placement of a Scout's heart. That flies by me.
No pun intended.
Cue the bird puns.
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It looks like the Red Spy is looking at the pic of Scout's mom at the end there. Now if only I could tell what magazine Pyro was reading…
I want a spare spy head…. the spy head with battery attached should be a hat
Thats…..kinda creepy cool.
T.V. TROPES HAMMER!
Don't Explain the Joke.
Only the trolliest of trolls would dare mark this post down. This video brought tears to my ears and then burned them from shear win.
And now Episode 3 has been postponed further. Thanks.
Actually if you look at the facts the Medic and the video itself resemble the film Re-Animator and the protagonist Herbert West more than Frankenstein (which to be honest the film was a Lovecraft adaptation of Frankenstein)
I'm calling the Medic Heinrich East from now on
Mind = Blown
Going off topic for a second, does Halolz have a public chat like Skype or something, or do we rely on the forums and in-game TF2/Minecraft for that? I have yet to establish myself into the Church of Falcon, so I wouldn't know.
Also, they are awake while their hearts are experimented on.
Meanwhile, some element of Aperture's Repulsion Gel HATES the human skeleton.
Scout can't attack when he uses Bonk.
Yeah when I saw the pyro in the waiting room I got all giddy. Oh and that medic guy is alright too.
Poor Scout. Little is he aware of how he'll more than less never get to experience an Übercharge anyway.
Vich brings us to tonight's vord!
When Heavy got uber'd, I heard ChoZo screaming "OOOHH YEEEAAAHHH!! UUUUUUBEEERRRCHAAAAAAAARGE!"
I just realized something that is unrelated to the Medic, but relevant to this video.
The reason why they made TF2 free now is a one word answer: Hats.
With the Mann Co. Store having the purchasable means to get extremely rare hats, players open so many Mann Co. Crates in hopes of getting one of said hats. Since the chance is so low, they're selling lots of keys. Even if was guaranteed that you get an unusual after unboxing 10 crates, Valve still pockets 25 dollars per unusual hat put into circulation. It's a very smart way of making even more money out of Team Fortress 2.
Silly, Silly, smashpro,
I wasn't talking about the drink,
I was talking about getting your skull smashed in by the scouts bat
….. you complain about one extra spy…. but say nothing about the several dozen soldiers in this video alone.
Fun fact: This is the only "Meet the" Video where a blue heavy doesn't die.
Also, that is The Munsters theme remixed, OH MAH GOD.
<img src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/e/e3/SpyHeadAsplode.gif" width="470">
rel="nofollow">Free TF2?
The Meet the Team videos were supposed to be extremely short and simple but ever since Meet the Spy, they've been all the good, same amount of entertainment and insight, but just longer and a bit more overdone-feeling.
In my opinion, I still preferred Meet the Spy over this.
You really have to wonder how Heavy got all that ammo to be able to kill that many Soldiers at that range.
Unless of course somehow the ammunition limit was ubercharged too…
How does the medic get into him
We normally just use the forums. We used to use Skype for random topics and just chatting but a portion of our chats have turned into inside jokes and derping. That and we talk about are online gaming related things for a good part too, which we could also use the forums for. Not that I'm complaining.
Sorry
How does the medic get that thingyinto himself
Well either way Look at this thread and that'll let you decide if you want to join the chat.
We'll just replace it with a Mega Baboon heart then.
EPIC GRAMMAR HAMMER
*OMG
*videos
*getting
*I
*can't
*one.
*Maybe
*finally
*it's
*girl.
X10 C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO
FATALITY
Good god man! What happened to your spellcheck?
I guess now that it's free I ought to jump on this (from what I've seen) amazing hat and meme filled amazingness. Probably should have gotten it beforehand but…I have no money.
It's so hard to type a witty comment on this video through the tears of joy.
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i dont like this free to play buisness. yes, new players are always nice, but its going to be so easy for hackers to abuse this system. oh whats that? vac banned account? lemme just go make a million more free ones. valve gets smart and uses ip blocks? proxies.
we wont
Don't you mean medical malpractice?
BOINK!
ALERT! ALERT! A TROLL HAS BEEN SPOTTED! THE 5 STAR SCORE HAS BEEN LOWERED! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Gentlemen, I believe you know what this means…
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EDIT: It looks like this troll isn't giving up! He -1'd everyone!
FREE +1's, EVERYONE!
i finished school a week ago so now i dont give a shit about grammar for 2 month
(also my spellcheck is in another language than english and im too lazy too change it)
im sure we can go deeper
(inb4thatwhatshesaidjoke)
Forgot and "e" there
Should've spell-checked before posting :(
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Actually, if you look at Meet the Sandvich video, the floor is made of wood
In Meet the Medic, the floor is made of ceramic
FREE TO PLAY ALRI- oh wait… I only have Xbox. :c
I preferred Meet the Sniper, really.
I guess you could say that this video
(shades)
was pretty FLY.
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAA*headshot*
As awesome as this was, I can't help but feel this was done to distract us from the fact that Ep3 isn't out yet.
You should have checked it again.
"an" not "and"
It gets even more creepy cool when you actually see a sliced half of the sandvich in there, next to a knocked over bottle. Try not to get brain bits on the new carpet.
Ü
I will be your not-homosexual lover if someone would add me to the chat. Skype name is "kirbyblaze1234". Expect "God Robert's Cousin" instead.
I lost at Spy's head in the fridge.
Mind = literally blown.
It's too late. The specemin is no longer pure. Drop the testing.
No wait. That's blood.
BOOM!
"What was that sound, Wetmang?"
And that's how you lost your medical lisence.
There is a simple explination to that. He just switched weapons mid-air!
Haven't you heard? TMeet the pyro will be the world though the pyro's eyes, not an interview with the pyro. I suspect the pyro will be always an infanate mystery, and if he isn't I'll be dissapointed.
I didn't see him breathing, merely speaking.
WORTH THE WAIT!
Now here's to hoping Meet the Pyro doesn't take ANOTHER two years!
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And he loves you very much. c:
I love how the pyro is struggling to resist the temptation of setting fire to the magazine.
It took them 3 years to make this, but everyone is claiming its the best of the bunch.
Using the simple formula that the amazingness of a Valve project is directly inverse to its final results, we can conclude that Episode 3 will be absolutely cosmic.
and they remember that ribs grow back!!! right?
I made Shawn's head explode? mission accomplished!
So… this is like highlander right? I get halolz? there can be only one? or do i actually have to CUT off the head?
I smell a new Medigun!
and he is based. thank you, based god.
Now now, don't jump to any conclusions. We don't want another Duke Nukem Forever, now do we?
TF2? Free?
rel="nofollow">Yes! Now I can finally play!s
I return, briefly, only to say onto you Caelun…
You have earned your right as a magnificent bastard. Fine job. *80's freeze-frame thumbs up*
…WAIT!
Then what BLU spy was shot in the head!? BOYS WE HAVE A TRAITOR!
am I the only one that finds a problem with this comment
Thats why we have admins. Might lead to more private servers, yes, but I would think something would get worked out.
Now, I return because Scouts, Spies, and of course, Medics are my favorite classes.
And I return to say this:
Think about how awesome this video was. Imagine how everything has been on a steady increase of awesome.
Heavy got jacked. Soldier got a funny punchline, Engineer and Demoman got their own tunes…Then scout showed up and kicked ass. And Sniper showed up, and it was awesome just because he's from the same place as Saxton Hale.
Then SPY showed up. And upped the game. His own theme, his own awesome style and tone….
Then the Medic. And he's got ALL of the above. Out of all the "Meet the" movies to come out, his is the longest and the BEST. I couldn't think of anything else to add to it.
That said, this long-wined post comes to ask you one, albeit rhetorical question…
What do you think Meet the Pyro will be like….?
*episode 3 gets delayed again*
details, details, details…Although the fridge could've been moved from a different place.
Hey, if GlaDOS could lived in a battery powered potato, then the Spy can…with help from the Medic.
If it took this long to make it though, then "Meet The Pyro" could be the video version of Half-Life 2 Episode 3.
You're not staying? Where've you been?!
It will be a feature length film automatically win an Oscar.
Or Valve will troll us and release a ten second video of the Pyro doing his/her/its Flamethrower taunt.
So the whole video will have a dark shade filter with occasional to frequent bursts of bright flames?
He was probably picking up the weapons of his fallen comrades (the Scout's Scattergun/Pistol) or was picking up ammo as he waded forward. Also, the Rocket Launcher from the Soldier that the Scout killed probably helped.
"MEDICINE."
W.. worth the weight, right?
I'm… not correcting you or anything.
In conclusion, regardless of whatever happens elsewhere in Valve, the price has not changed for everyone's favourite game: Hat Fortress 2.
I wont have to get it with OTHER means! its free now!
ok, bob , release the children…
yeah we dont need them anymore..
thats because
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Isn't that last part "Hello my ragtime gal"?
How long did it last? I remember about 100 pure votes…
Do people still fall for that and give you free +1s?
Too bad saying this statement, you just incited trolls to vote down.
The video has enough win to get a constant supply of 5 stars.
Captain falcon is watching over us all!
But be wary of the devil wolf.
This was the most beautiful thing I have ever watched when I watched it.
Unfortunately I can't try all the new weapons as I have none of the weapons needed to craft them…
So basically, you're not in school, you can be stupid now?
Ah, but the people who made Duke Nukem Forever were total shit.
This is Valve. Every game they make is made out of pure Australium.
So Episode 3 will end wars.
He's just playing with his lighter. The pyro is never not using fire.
Meaning it is now only Soldiers who always die.
Really? Didn't notice.
Pfft… seriously now, who exactly will spend their hard earned sterling on meaningless head accessories?
…
I DO!
IM LAFFING FOR REEL RITE NAOW
It must have hit half life about 3 hours after the testing began.
…
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…
…
…
Yay
Doh! Valentine is in the second verse! Doesn't matter, he sang both!
Hey, You're talking about the guys who made borderlands and Half-life: Opposing Force and blue shift.
Oh, whoops.
I must have been still thinking about the crappy original designers.
red based or blue?
OUR SECRET WEAPON IS A RED X ON A NAPKIN INSIDE A RECTANGULAR INDENT!
OOOOHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!
and now it's been delayed again. gratz
you have a computer to get to this website, get steam!
MEET THE MEDIC
As seen on:
HALOLZ
A WINNER IS YOU, SHAWN
You can't delay Duke Nukem Forever, it's already been released.
I'm really glad they made it free. I only have TF2 on xbox, and I haven't had live in ages. I made a steam account just for this, X3 I just hope people aren't to obnoxious that I got it free (I mean, I still paid like 50 bucks for it on xbox) just because I don't have a hat that they'll get for having it before it was free :/ That worries me.
i AM the admin, that means more work for me
The best part about this, after spy said "kill me" the medic goes "Later". Poor spy.
Worth the w-wait, right?
If you're gonna give someone crap for things like this, make sure you caught everything.
Hmmmmm, how come the Engie and Sniper look gormless when ze Heacy gets Ubered? Haven't they ever seen an Uberchare before?
Medical licenses? i need one of those?
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HUDDA HUDDA HURRR! MHHMMHMMMHMMM!!!
CRAP! I mistyped it! That's what I get for trying to comment at one in the morning. What I meant to say is that the time it takes Valve to finish a product is directly inverse to the awesomeness of the results. But you all seemed to understand what I was saying anyways.
Forget that, since when does TF2 have artillery shells?
The brain survives a few minutes after death.
Double TVTropes link, all the way across the comment board! It's so beautiful! What does it mean?
There is only one aspect to the Pyro's personality;
BURN. EVERYTHING.
Nah, it's not the fridge that has been moved
It could've been the head itself
But then again, maybe I'm thinking too much
Wait what?!
Could've sworn I typed "an" there
My failure is too big, hit me with the Grammar Hammer now before it's too late
Very well. ON WITH THE SHOW, THIS IS IT!
They have…Impunity.
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Grammer Hammer revoked by the fact that incorrect spelling and punctuation is used as the basis of a joke.
Punk.
That's MY Job! <img src=http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRfRU4DL8k0vC4AgNNXZzex9on7aOHsAUMd0M0IfDV-bWd42qGPrA>
Are you sure? Sounds like you are, and I know something about corrections!
They'll track IP addresses to make sure the players only get one account each, then, if someone hacks, they will be banned and never get to play again.
No, that would confuse snipers into shooting your hat.
I preferred this one until I watched it the 27th time, then I realized that I don't prefer the actual gameplay of the medic. I prefer the spy, and the spy video almost captures that gameplay style. The Medic's is really far off.
What about his axe? Unless you use a volcano fragment, that shit just hurts, not burns.
That's why I put up with being called poor and Irish while dominating others
The only worry he has is an ubered spy backstab!
Damn.
Watch it, now.
EVERYTHING about this video diserves rel="nofollow">this
The one being used was the Quick Fix, it lets you move faster to accommodate a faster patient. It has no effect on ammo as of right now. Maybe he somehow gave it the traits of both the Medigun and the Kritzkrieg.
It will be HOT.
AAAND… it will.
The logic is overwhelming!
Picture is malfunctioning. It needs a Medic
EDIT: It is better now!
Do I even dare? It's too much to resist, unless you are somehow using "Heacy" as a pun, or "Uberchare" as a German accent…
TF2 Beta! Wait… Nevermind.
exactly! and if they shot it then it would say "Kill me…"
Well since most people use the Axtinguisher…
You have made me proud! Edit this into the top right of your image to be accepted into the League of Grammar Protectors!
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This is the invention of the Ubercharge. Prototype medigun.
*Infinite
It will cause its viewers to ignite.
Wasn't it a sticky launcher the whole time?
This made Meet the Spy boring.
There's clearly more than one of each class. I mean did you SEE all those BLU Soldiers in MTM?
I think that was a prototype for the head jars in Futurama.
Everything Valve does is under the assumption that Ep3 isn't out yet. It's also them saying shut up.
bu-bu-bu-bu- frontier justice…equalizer….direct hit….soldier hats….
Don't forget how his eyepatch was on top of the head cast or bandages, then when he took those off, it was underneath.
The Quick Fix
Medigun Prototype
Ubercharge increases healing rate by 300% etc. etc.
Go look at the uber update and see that Medigun Prototype is the weapon type for the Quick Fix
So, the Medic wears gloves and his labcoat for battle, but not for surgery?
hm… i just noticed that the medigun also sows the heavy's vest back too…handy…
Actually the latter WOULD sum up the Pyro very well.
"I like Pyro; he burns things and doesn't fraid of anything."
You don't know how IP addresses work then. They can easily change their IP if they try hard enough and/or know how…..
Not only that, if multiple family members play, they'll usually share the same IP, and sometimes even certain groups of houses/AKA certain 'areas' share IP addresses.
Then there's the whole 'dynamic vs statis' IP issue….
IP tracking is a good idea, but when it comes to games….it's mostly been done to bad effect. If you can find me a significantly popular and/or well known game that did IP bans EFFECTIVELY…I'm all ears.
Yes. He does so to keep his hands free of the diseases battle brings so he is clean for surgery.
I haven't been on TF2 for a few days, so I did not know that. Thank you, good sir! I assumed it was still in the beta.
Maybe the medic took up instanteous sowing as his other hobby.
I know what im doing this summer!
Wait a moment.
If the Medic has to cut open the chest of his patient to put in the "uber valve" on his/her heart…
And he did this to everyone on his team…
This means…
The Medic is one of the few, possibly the only one, that knows the true gender of the Pyro.
YES! YES!! SUCCESS!!
That was Epic, simply put.
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Who is the person standing in the window at 0:56? Is that a soldier at solute? Or the Administrator?
He has two eyepatches.
He's drunk; he doesn't need an excuse.
Don't forget the leprechaun in the corner of your peripheral vision that whispers in your ear.
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/pyro-ralph.jpg">
nope.wav
This was a "Gabe is fat" joke.
Because no demoman worth his sulfur keeps an eye past 30!
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My mind has been blown
Also, can't be the only one. What about the Pyro? What about the Pyro's family? Friends from school? Where are they? Do they know? Does the Pyro have friends? WE NEED ANSWERS, PEOPLE!
send me a kiss by wire. honey my hearts on fire!
if you refuse me, honey you lose me, and I'll be left alone,
so baby telephone, and tell me I'm your own…..
it's not in there.
The Medic is now 20% more badass. Or insane. One would use the words interchangeably.
"Aye vill püt you…. een my pants….."
Wouldn't you mean "directly proportional"?
Because the inverse would be the longer it takes, the crappier it would be…
Then again, it's been a while since Pre-Calc. I could be wrong.
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He's not the only one.
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The sad part is that Heavy only had a cold.
My theory is that for him fighting is BUSINESS, while messing around with people's innards is a HOBBY, and he dresses accordingly.
I dunno but they can do this in real life… to dogs a least
Then where did you find the time to post on this thread? BACK TO WORK! D:<
No authorization required. All Hammers are go.
I don't need such blatant embroidery. My username alone brings fear in the hearts of those who lack proper grammatical judgment. It is the reason why so many lurk, and yet so very few post. The strikes of my mighty Grammar Hammer, when justified, are more crippling than those of Mjölnir, be it in the hands of a mortal or in those of Odin's lightning god son.
But it's a good idea nonetheless.
FINALLY!! THE DOC…HAS COME BACK…..TO HALOLZ!!!!!!!
Of course not! Then they would get dirty!
The Medic thinks it's funnier this way.
And that's how 50% of the players on TF2 decided to only play Medic that day. After that, it went back down to the usual 5%.
May your Grammer Hammer strike true, oh mighty Vabolo. Do not believe in thine self. Believe in I who believeth in you! Who in Heaven's holy name do you think we are?!
and somehow regrow their clothing…
so…you guys all have fun paying for tf2…..now that its free?
isnt MEdic suposed to be uberized too?
maybe it only fixes RECENT injurries? when did Demo lose his eye?
Now we all know why the Medic lost his doctor's license. He completely deserved that punishment.
correction, there are 3 bullet holes in his vest.
Yup, killing myself after reading that.
CLOTHES BEAM!
Life gets busy Zyquux. Life gets busy.
Joke understood and appreciated. Thanks for clearing that up.
It was a REALLY bad cold.
Indeed it does, my good sir, indeed it does.
May fortune smile upon you!
hey, besides the sniper rule: be polite….
do any of you have a good recomendation for a guy that will start his career in TF2?
Try some offline practice with the bots, read the tips and strategies from the tf2 wiki, and develop a class specialty. Besides the one class, make sure you are good with a class that could be essential, such as a Medic or Engineer. Pyros are a good idea as well. Do not try to overdevelop only one class; instead, diversify and become a jack of all trades, with one or two specialties. Do not ragequit, just change a class in times of trouble.
Strategies are found here:
Scout: http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Scout_strategy
Soldier: http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Soldier_strategy
Pyro: http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Pyro_strategy
Demoman: http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Demoman_strategy
Heavy: http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Heavy_strategy
Engineer: http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Engineer_strategy
Medic: http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Medic_strategy
Sniper: http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Sniper_strategy
Spy: http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Spy_strategy
Medic: Gesundheit!
Actually, with the quick fix, there is no ubering. Just faster healing.
We have the premium. We have access to all weapons. Free players only have what is available to the standards and the achievement weaponry, as well as no hats.
I didn't even invite you.
CHARGE!
*What is gormless?, Heavy, Ubercharge
Grammar hammer!
*dunno, but; at
But… but… how would the Pyro pee? Wouldn't it know? If it's a robot, does it check it's oil gauge? Who built it? Was it the Engineer? Does that explain how the Pyro obtained the Engineer's other glove?
He lost it when he tried to blow up the Loch Ness Monster, which cost him his original set of adoptive parents and an eye. He was 8, if I recall correctly.
spectator with admin powers, of course
I hope you got your money back. The operation was done in more than a minute.
I know you want to, though. You bought a Hallmark card and everything.
No, man. I do not even make the decisions, I am just the messenger boy.
Not a problem, man, I look forward to facing you on the fields of Dustbowl.
hehe, im still losing against easy bots, and i dont know how to unlock the demoman tutorial…
a catalogue of wooden houses and gasoil prices
It means,"So long, rest of the day! No housework for you!"
*Gets back from weekend vacation*
HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!!!
Just do the Soldier's training, including Dustbowl.
you mean how his name is from family guy?
:D AWESOME
I have never made that connection!
best so far!
trapping doves inside scouts… LIKE A BOSS
Tell that to my graphics card.
Grammar hammer, albeit a small one:
live*
when he starts to heal the demoman, some music starts playing, does anyone know if that sound track is out yet? i wanna download that song
According to valve, at one point the quick fix did have an uber, but it shorted out after meet the medic happened.
It is not the munsters theme.
they tried to make them different by giving them separate hats of varying colours xF
Exactly. They were all different soldiers.
medigun fixes everything… or maybe the medic started a secret life as a tailor before medicine and thus worked some kind of clothing fixing mechanism into the gun :o
:[
That makes me want to gain a medical license then lose it so I can operate on people for the fun of it….Yea…
justice to the medic's name
Also, the Medic didn't have an uber-able heart
Engy Update: Remake me
Robin Walker: Later…
damn stackers