When I heard about TF2′s Mobster Monday (which happens to be day one of “The Uber Update”) this was the first thing that came to my mind! Fortunately for me Sadface was willing to whip this up on short notice!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 21, 2011 · 7:08 AM
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I'll make him an offer he can't NOPE
"Goddamn Spais don't respect nothin'. "
"Can you get me off the hook, Tom? For old times' sake?"
NOPE.
Random Guy: Please, Nopefather, I'm just having some problems with getting enough money. Please give me more time!
Nopefather: *raises head* Nope.
Random Guy: *Gets gunned down*
inb4nopejoke
Silly DerpKnight, Nopefather says nope to everything, even free sex for a week.
The medic is probably going to find the head of his favorite heavy in his bed for double-crossing the Nope-father.
"they beat my daughter, she was once beautiful now she has scars on her face (weeps and the godfather gives him whiskey) ask of you godfather, to have these men killed."
"Nope"
"But-"
"Nope"
"Maybe just a little-"
"Nope"
"…okay"
Scout wakes up in his bed with the shattered pieces of a Dispenser.
Nopefather! How about a free ton of ingame promotional TF2 items and every single hat you could want!
…Nope.
I like how the glowy-eyed Teddy is his right-hand man. Or, er, doll. Or, er, figurine. Or, er, demon.
…What the heck is that thing?!
GRAMMAR HAMMAR!
It sounds better if you arrange it to say 'How about a ton of free ingame' rather than what you have….
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Well… now what do I say?
He's your closest and cuddliest friend that speaks backwards and devours souls. ORDER NOW!
I also don't believe in hats. For years I paid my teammates extra so they wouldn't do that kind of business. Somebody comes to them and says, "I have hats; if you put up three, four thousand crate investment, we can make fifty thousand distributing." So they can't resist. I want to control it as a business, to keep it respectable. I don't want it near teleporters! I don't want it sold to Scouts! That's an infamia. In my base, we would keep the traffic in the fire "experts", the Pyros. They're animals anyway, so let them get spychecked.
Great. Now Godfather will never give me a wish.
Because this is his United States of NOPE.
Press his bellybutton and he spews blood!
It is 17.49$.
But you've GOTTAM Nopefather, you've GOTTAM!
…
"NOPE"
Shawn, that's two submissions in a row that I cannot come up with a witty comment for.
Asshole
Since when do nopemen carry teddys? They need more earbuds!
THAT NOPEFATHER IS A SPY.
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Heck no?
Medic wakes up with Heavy head in bed. "NIEN"
But…but…'Hammar' sounds better after 'grammar'. It's catchy! Rule of Cool CAN sometimes trump the Grammar Hammar ya know :P
….So he's Bella from Twilight?
Yeah.wav
Should've asked the Nopefather to let them live.
german grammar hammer!
It's "Nein".
what's hei? is it some new form of tf2 hentai?
Same here man. It's been really tough since all the good jokes have been taken…
Touché Halolz community…touché…
Not to a wielder. Unless it's Just for Pun.
All of a sudden, I don't want one anymore…
Wouldn't he send his best cleaner after him?
You know… Roosebelt?
I enjoy this post because hammers and drills are tools.
yeah… with this comment I am instantly creeped out by the last 3 words in my comment O.o
I saw that too, but I couldn't grasp a way to wrench another one in there.
"Nopefather, may I make a request?"
"NOPE."
"Seriously?"
"NOPE."
"But, sir--"
"NOPE."
"…"
"NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. GET GOIN'!"
Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?!
Nope.
Well then who are you talking to?
Nope.
Do I have a funny comment related to this…
Nope
You have 69 e-peen
spy wakes up with blue scout mom in bed…
I do.
I don't care.
damn rule 34
did i just use an overused meme to try and make my post funny….
Yep
Its an ACTION FIGURE!