Not usually my job, but…
By Gmodexpo, submitted by MrNaleIt and Solar Boy Django
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Categories: Disguises, Fists of Fury, Gentlemen, Head Shot, Heavy Weapons, Massive Damage, Overkill, PC, Playstation, Sneak Attack, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Video Clips, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (94 Comments) |
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(383 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)







Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Spawn camping has never looked so badass.
The Heavy makes a good Spy but he does better as a killing machine with Barbara Streisand in the background.
And here is the download link for NYAN HOOVY!
That scene where he shoots the living crap out of the other team reminds me of Conker's Bad Fur Day for some reason. Maybe it's the hat and the fact that he's using 2 submachineguns plus a shotgun. Either way it's an awesome memory.
MrNalelt is credit to team!
Competition for E-peen has made jesters and fools of us all. Why must we pressure ourselves to seek and exploit humor in what is already entertaining? Why must our minds be molded into a joke-telling template in order to post well-regarded comments? Is it not possible for a man to extend his fine opinion to this fine community and receive praise?
My fellow Halolz…ians? Let no joke make fools of us -- post your comments however you wish, whether they be be a joke, a reference, a combination of memes, or just an honest response.
<img src="http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/4/2/42912_ORIG-applause.gif" alt="" width="300" height="225" />
This video needs more opera singing pieces of shit
Heavy has validated the ancient tradition of "nap time" and attacked during this holy period
you can't reply funny, because the epic level was too high
GameboyPATH : Future Prime Minister of Halolz
Heavy and Teddy Roosebelt need a buddy cop movie.
I thought that was Cave Johnson
Son, I'm still proud of you.
The Heavy can't help being a highly visible ninja, er, spy… even when completely invisible…
Don't worry man.
I can't even think of witty comments either.
Maybe because I don't have a creative mind to make a great comment…
At first, heavy was like
<img src="http://www.tfportal.net/gfx/content/tf2/classes/class_spyred.png"/>
but then he was like
<img src="http://www.gamesprays.com/images/icons/duke-nukem-1728_preview.jpg"/>
yeah, and make sure he does a good job of making you laugh and gag with all the references to feces and sphincters
yeah but think about how much it costs the Heavy to fire his gun for twelve seconds, and blanks cost less than regular bullets, it would cost millions…
…oh and Roosevelt is dead
When a Heavy randomly noclips into the Resupply room, equips a variety of class-specific hats and weapons and breaks various pieces of tf2 coding… Its time to !voteban
If only half of the Youtube commenters had your verbosity and calm attitude, the Internet would be a better place. The other half would still ruin it, but it would not be as deprived of logical, human thought as it is today. Tip of the hat to you, sir.
Nonchalant Pyro cares not for your small talk and superficial presence. He cares only for the subtle yet delightful blend of soothing aromas and delicate flavour that resides in his cup of tea.
…too easy.
<img src="http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/5/5d/Nope.png">
You have to be slightly more subtle than that. Pretend you're not outright asking for it; post something like "I have no joke for this". That way people think you're not being an e-peen whore, even if you are.
Let's discuss how the Pyro drinks tea with a helmet that has no opening to the mouth.
I MUST KILL THE ENEMY TEAM
No Heavy, you are the enemy team.
And then Heavy was a Spy.
THIS DESERVES A 20 GUN SALUTE!
*BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM*
Incidentally, I have no joke for this.
No, no. Mr. Johnson will be *Supreme Overlord*.
Nyan Disguise Kit: A new equippable for the HeavSpy that allows you to confuse enemies with how annoying it is XD
The same way dudes can make a fortune selling you bits of data over the internet.
Valve Magic.
*In Valve headquarters*
… and we'll call the game Borderlands!
So I herd you liek mario paint music…
w00t
Perhaps? I've only heard and appreciated a few Mario Paint songs via YouTube, but I never had the game nor any similar simulated software. What gave you the impression that I liek mario paint music?
He ran out of gum.
Guns are not enough for this. We need some ICBMs NOW!
Hit the BIG red button!
That Pyro is a Wizard!
Details, details…
This is done REALLY REALLY well. A winner is you. The animation looks more smooth than most videos. That's what I think anyways.
Ah! The blue screen of death! My mortal enemy!
Looks like this video…
<img src="http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz304/Tau_Rho_lambda/SunglassesHeavy.jpg" /img>
Is kredit to komedy.
Not a particularly good joke, but I've got 2 SMGs, an Ace of Spades, and a Teddy Bear. Who are you to argue?
The fact that the rel="nofollow">tune is quite literally from the mario paint soundtrack… thank god for my snes
In general, Halolzers have a better mindset than most Youtubers.
Look at us. We have an e-Peen system, and none of us are asking for thumbs up for any dang reason, nor we are telling that The Sniper rated this video a one.
That would be just silly.
you forgot the part where he was like
<img src="http://nyan-cat.com/images/nyan-cat.gif">
i know, it was the spy who lost his cigar case that rated this a one, nah i'm joking (honest)
but ya you have the main idea here, why cant youtube be this awesome
*mannly tears*
GRAMMER HAMMER!
Whose going to argue?
I AM!
*GRAMMAR
And then yours gets higher rated….
Self-demonstrating comment.
I ALSO AM!
*Who's
I never expected something I submitted to actually be posted… Yay =D also good job to Mr.Nale It for submitting it and Gmodexpo for making it ofc. Oh and uh… if shawn reads the comments here's my homepage if you want to change it… if not that's cool too http://www.youtube.com/user/lokik21
Thanks for all the videos and the site btw
Reminds me of similar rel="nofollow">story
Is that Mario Paint BGM I hear?
(I'm shocked that no one has pointed this out yet)
Anotherdayon2fort.avi
Clearly, RED Pyro is much smarter than her BLU counterpart.
And he's a pyromaniacal retard.
Behold the power of the teddy bear!
I LOVE THIS DOKTOR!
I am honestly begging your pardon, Sir, but are you really attempting to shamelessly plagiarize common muttering of poor and illiterate subjects, abundantly found on the largest Animated Pictures section of the Electronic Intertubes, even not succeding at utilizing the original vintage-quality character subset as defined by the Unicode Technical Committee? Shame on the naïvety of yours, Sir.
NOWYOU'REAMAN.wav
I can't help it… such epic, in both content and in comments.
… +1 FOR EVERYBODY!!!
No, literally, everybody. Even the idiots. The sheer awesome of video and sheer maturity of the posters deserves it. Halolz once again makes me proud to be a member.
I don't normally play as a spy, but when I do, it's Heavy duty.
You should try E-Peen welfare. This place doesn't give handouts.
N O W , D O G .
So how did they get the Roosvelt? Did they buy it?
Also since I don't see it anywhere in the comments…
<img src="http://s1220.photobucket.com/albums/dd459/haeso5/?action=view¤t=roflbot.jpg&newest=1">
I am almost positive that this picture isn't showing for all of you, since it isn't for me so…
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Here are the rules of this game.
Supreme Overlord: Cave Johnson, Esteemed Inventor of Combustible Lemons
Immortal Warrior: Chuck Norris, Legendary Executor of Roundhouse Kicks
Invincible Diety: Saxton Hale, Unstoppable Ruler of Mighty Australia
Famed Messenger: Shawn Handyside, Noble Transmitter of Internet Lore
Terrible Demon: Wolf O'Donnell, Unjust Preventor of Completing Actions
Almighty Titan: Captain Douglas J. Falcon, Wondrous God of Flaming Punches
Prime Minister: GameboyPATH, Beloved Dispenser of Righteous Logic
Enlightened Individual: spplmj, Distinguished Reverend of Hilarious Comments
Psychotic Lawyer: Kristoph Gavin, Demented Commentor on Curious Events
Because you can't make 500 million friends without making a few enemies.
Guns? Where we're going, we don't need guns!
SPELLING SPEAR OF SPEARIT!
*manly
YES WE CAN
You're a loose cannon, Sandvich, but you're a DAMN GOOD COP!
Invisibility with the Spytron 3000? Do want!
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*she's
Expecting a TVTrope?
TOO BAD. WALUIGI TIME.
voteban4life, try it
You were good son, real good. Maybe even the best.
Disguises: NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN
What ho! I say, my dear fellow, this is most definitely the greatest tea in all of our God-blessed country of Great Britain.
We did.
OR Spinning Rainbow Ball of Doom.
That's what he says! That's what he says… wait… shadow649 isn't Yeshmin Blechin!
'Highfives MrNateIt'
Good job mate!
Same way Dark Helmet does, it pours it in the same way it gets air
Because ever since we got the dislike system, all we ever got anymore were unfunny comments about Justin Bieber's penis size being the size of the dislike bar, and relevant jokes to said bar.
And people thumb them up when they're not even funny :/
Did someone say BIG red button?! I'm on the job!
<img src="http://avatarfarm.com/avatarimages/simpsons/releasethehounds.jpg">
….wait. This IS what you meant, right?
You know, I appreciate how we can realize our comments are more warranted and behaved than Youtubers' like we've stated in one of the comments above, but just to get this off my chest, I think we need to retain a better control over what to -1 and what to +1. This comment didn't deserve a freaking -6.
I don't usually work as a spy,
but when i do,
i make sure i don't have to do it again.
Nuff said.
Obviously, the community agrees because it has now made its way to -8.
With no help on my part might I add.
It's a sad fact of life, pal. Particularly sad.
Or is it *his??
Perhaps this 'pyromaniacal retard' is in fact the BLU Pyro; or what if it is neither of them, instead referring to the Heavy???
How much further can I misintepret this series of comments????
I +1ed everything here but the original comment
ya i see your point, we are drifting into the youtube comments stage aren't we?
I WILL KILL YOU ALL
*Hammer time*
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