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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 20, 2011 · 1:43 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (383 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)
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94 Responses to “[VIDEO] Heavy is Spy”

  1. GameboyPATH on June 20th, 2011 1:47 pm

    Spawn camping has never looked so badass.

  2. Not_anon on June 20th, 2011 1:50 pm

    The Heavy makes a good Spy but he does better as a killing machine with Barbara Streisand in the background.

  3. MrNaleIt on June 20th, 2011 1:51 pm

    And here is the download link for NYAN HOOVY!

  4. DTurboKiller on June 20th, 2011 2:16 pm

    That scene where he shoots the living crap out of the other team reminds me of Conker's Bad Fur Day for some reason. Maybe it's the hat and the fact that he's using 2 submachineguns plus a shotgun. Either way it's an awesome memory.

  5. smashpro1 on June 20th, 2011 2:19 pm

    MrNalelt is credit to team!

  6. GameboyPATH on June 20th, 2011 2:26 pm

    Competition for E-peen has made jesters and fools of us all. Why must we pressure ourselves to seek and exploit humor in what is already entertaining? Why must our minds be molded into a joke-telling template in order to post well-regarded comments? Is it not possible for a man to extend his fine opinion to this fine community and receive praise?

    My fellow Halolz…ians? Let no joke make fools of us -- post your comments however you wish, whether they be be a joke, a reference, a combination of memes, or just an honest response.

  7. spplmj on June 20th, 2011 2:43 pm

    <img src="http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/4/2/42912_ORIG-applause.gif&quot; alt="" width="300" height="225" />

  8. El_bruno on June 20th, 2011 2:45 pm

    This video needs more opera singing pieces of shit

  9. imnutty on June 20th, 2011 2:47 pm

    Heavy has validated the ancient tradition of "nap time" and attacked during this holy period

  10. imnutty on June 20th, 2011 2:48 pm

    you can't reply funny, because the epic level was too high

  11. VaultLegend on June 20th, 2011 2:49 pm

    GameboyPATH : Future Prime Minister of Halolz

  12. VaultLegend on June 20th, 2011 2:50 pm

    Heavy and Teddy Roosebelt need a buddy cop movie.

  13. oddball250 on June 20th, 2011 2:56 pm

    I thought that was Cave Johnson

  14. General_Asshat on June 20th, 2011 3:06 pm

    Son, I'm still proud of you.

  15. Uzumakiclan43 on June 20th, 2011 3:10 pm

    The Heavy can't help being a highly visible ninja, er, spy… even when completely invisible…

  16. MasterLuigi452 on June 20th, 2011 3:11 pm

    Don't worry man.
    I can't even think of witty comments either.
    Maybe because I don't have a creative mind to make a great comment…

  17. Dimomarg on June 20th, 2011 3:16 pm
  18. Seanhl on June 20th, 2011 3:22 pm

    yeah, and make sure he does a good job of making you laugh and gag with all the references to feces and sphincters

  19. Seanhl on June 20th, 2011 3:25 pm

    yeah but think about how much it costs the Heavy to fire his gun for twelve seconds, and blanks cost less than regular bullets, it would cost millions…

    …oh and Roosevelt is dead

  20. HughbertEsq on June 20th, 2011 3:25 pm

    When a Heavy randomly noclips into the Resupply room, equips a variety of class-specific hats and weapons and breaks various pieces of tf2 coding… Its time to !voteban

  21. Vabolo on June 20th, 2011 3:29 pm

    If only half of the Youtube commenters had your verbosity and calm attitude, the Internet would be a better place. The other half would still ruin it, but it would not be as deprived of logical, human thought as it is today. Tip of the hat to you, sir.

  22. Vabolo on June 20th, 2011 3:32 pm

    Nonchalant Pyro cares not for your small talk and superficial presence. He cares only for the subtle yet delightful blend of soothing aromas and delicate flavour that resides in his cup of tea.

  23. GazzyW007 on June 20th, 2011 3:38 pm
  24. Roflcopter419 on June 20th, 2011 3:44 pm

    You have to be slightly more subtle than that. Pretend you're not outright asking for it; post something like "I have no joke for this". That way people think you're not being an e-peen whore, even if you are.

  25. Vatonnage on June 20th, 2011 3:46 pm

    Let's discuss how the Pyro drinks tea with a helmet that has no opening to the mouth.

  26. CriticalQuit on June 20th, 2011 3:47 pm

    I MUST KILL THE ENEMY TEAM

    No Heavy, you are the enemy team.

    And then Heavy was a Spy.

  27. HughbertEsq on June 20th, 2011 3:48 pm

    THIS DESERVES A 20 GUN SALUTE!
    *BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM*

  28. Vabolo on June 20th, 2011 3:56 pm

    Incidentally, I have no joke for this.

  29. VaultLegend on June 20th, 2011 3:57 pm

    No, no. Mr. Johnson will be *Supreme Overlord*.

  30. CriticalQuit on June 20th, 2011 4:04 pm

    Nyan Disguise Kit: A new equippable for the HeavSpy that allows you to confuse enemies with how annoying it is XD

  31. C__F on June 20th, 2011 4:17 pm

    The same way dudes can make a fortune selling you bits of data over the internet.

    Valve Magic.

  32. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on June 20th, 2011 4:51 pm

    *In Valve headquarters*
    … and we'll call the game Borderlands!

  33. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on June 20th, 2011 4:52 pm

    So I herd you liek mario paint music…

  34. GameboyPATH on June 20th, 2011 5:11 pm

    w00t

  35. GameboyPATH on June 20th, 2011 5:18 pm

    Perhaps? I've only heard and appreciated a few Mario Paint songs via YouTube, but I never had the game nor any similar simulated software. What gave you the impression that I liek mario paint music?

  36. Ovahdrive on June 20th, 2011 6:03 pm

    He ran out of gum.

  37. shadow649 on June 20th, 2011 6:04 pm

    Guns are not enough for this. We need some ICBMs NOW!

    Hit the BIG red button!

  38. shadow649 on June 20th, 2011 6:07 pm

    That Pyro is a Wizard!

  39. BTSnoogans on June 20th, 2011 6:12 pm

    Details, details…

  40. shadow649 on June 20th, 2011 6:12 pm

    This is done REALLY REALLY well. A winner is you. The animation looks more smooth than most videos. That's what I think anyways.

  41. Sceptilianblade on June 20th, 2011 6:22 pm

    Ah! The blue screen of death! My mortal enemy!

  42. C__F on June 20th, 2011 6:23 pm

    Looks like this video…

    <img src="http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz304/Tau_Rho_lambda/SunglassesHeavy.jpg&quot; /img>

    Is kredit to komedy.

    Not a particularly good joke, but I've got 2 SMGs, an Ace of Spades, and a Teddy Bear. Who are you to argue?

  43. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on June 20th, 2011 6:32 pm

    The fact that the rel="nofollow">tune is quite literally from the mario paint soundtrack… thank god for my snes

  44. Darkangelsv1 on June 20th, 2011 6:33 pm

    In general, Halolzers have a better mindset than most Youtubers.
    Look at us. We have an e-Peen system, and none of us are asking for thumbs up for any dang reason, nor we are telling that The Sniper rated this video a one.

    That would be just silly.

  45. Frankenstrat247 on June 20th, 2011 6:47 pm

    you forgot the part where he was like
    <img src="http://nyan-cat.com/images/nyan-cat.gif"&gt;

  46. Passerby Boy on June 20th, 2011 7:14 pm

    i know, it was the spy who lost his cigar case that rated this a one, nah i'm joking (honest)

    but ya you have the main idea here, why cant youtube be this awesome

  47. Gearheadmk2 on June 20th, 2011 7:14 pm

    *mannly tears*

  48. Gearheadmk2 on June 20th, 2011 7:16 pm

    GRAMMER HAMMER!
    Whose going to argue?

  49. Alpar on June 20th, 2011 7:26 pm

    I AM!

    *GRAMMAR

  50. Roflcopter419 on June 20th, 2011 8:06 pm

    And then yours gets higher rated….

    Self-demonstrating comment.

  51. Aboithagameboi on June 20th, 2011 8:12 pm

    I ALSO AM!

    *Who's

  52. Solar Boy Django on June 20th, 2011 9:02 pm

    I never expected something I submitted to actually be posted… Yay =D also good job to Mr.Nale It for submitting it and Gmodexpo for making it ofc. Oh and uh… if shawn reads the comments here's my homepage if you want to change it… if not that's cool too http://www.youtube.com/user/lokik21
    Thanks for all the videos and the site btw

  53. VyseRogueKing on June 20th, 2011 9:52 pm

    Reminds me of similar rel="nofollow">story

  54. luigiforVP on June 20th, 2011 9:53 pm

    Is that Mario Paint BGM I hear?

    (I'm shocked that no one has pointed this out yet)

  55. Ernac on June 20th, 2011 9:59 pm

    Anotherdayon2fort.avi

  56. penguindude42 on June 20th, 2011 10:12 pm

    Clearly, RED Pyro is much smarter than her BLU counterpart.
    And he's a pyromaniacal retard.

  57. TopRattata on June 20th, 2011 10:12 pm

    Behold the power of the teddy bear!

  58. penguindude42 on June 20th, 2011 10:14 pm

    I LOVE THIS DOKTOR!

  59. Jan on June 20th, 2011 10:21 pm

    I am honestly begging your pardon, Sir, but are you really attempting to shamelessly plagiarize common muttering of poor and illiterate subjects, abundantly found on the largest Animated Pictures section of the Electronic Intertubes, even not succeding at utilizing the original vintage-quality character subset as defined by the Unicode Technical Committee? Shame on the naïvety of yours, Sir.

  60. penguindude42 on June 20th, 2011 10:39 pm

    NOWYOU'REAMAN.wav

  61. oreopizza47 on June 20th, 2011 11:15 pm

    I can't help it… such epic, in both content and in comments.
    … +1 FOR EVERYBODY!!!

    No, literally, everybody. Even the idiots. The sheer awesome of video and sheer maturity of the posters deserves it. Halolz once again makes me proud to be a member.

  62. k3man on June 20th, 2011 11:38 pm

    I don't normally play as a spy, but when I do, it's Heavy duty.

  63. TomQuoVadis on June 21st, 2011 1:23 am

    You should try E-Peen welfare. This place doesn't give handouts.

  64. Paulrus-Keaton? on June 21st, 2011 1:33 am

    N O W , D O G .

  65. Haeso5 on June 21st, 2011 3:38 am

    So how did they get the Roosvelt? Did they buy it?

    Also since I don't see it anywhere in the comments…

    <img src="http://s1220.photobucket.com/albums/dd459/haeso5/?action=view&current=roflbot.jpg&newest=1"&gt;

    I am almost positive that this picture isn't showing for all of you, since it isn't for me so…
    <a href="http://s1220.photobucket.com/albums/dd459/haeso5/?action=view&current=roflbot.jpg&newest=1” target=”_blank”>http://s1220.photobucket.com/albums/dd459/haeso5/?action=view&current=roflbot.jpg&newest=1

  66. Kristoph Gavin on June 21st, 2011 6:00 am

    Here are the rules of this game.

    Supreme Overlord: Cave Johnson, Esteemed Inventor of Combustible Lemons
    Immortal Warrior: Chuck Norris, Legendary Executor of Roundhouse Kicks
    Invincible Diety: Saxton Hale, Unstoppable Ruler of Mighty Australia
    Famed Messenger: Shawn Handyside, Noble Transmitter of Internet Lore
    Terrible Demon: Wolf O'Donnell, Unjust Preventor of Completing Actions
    Almighty Titan: Captain Douglas J. Falcon, Wondrous God of Flaming Punches
    Prime Minister: GameboyPATH, Beloved Dispenser of Righteous Logic
    Enlightened Individual: spplmj, Distinguished Reverend of Hilarious Comments
    Psychotic Lawyer: Kristoph Gavin, Demented Commentor on Curious Events

  67. Kristoph Gavin on June 21st, 2011 6:04 am

    Because you can't make 500 million friends without making a few enemies.

  68. Kristoph Gavin on June 21st, 2011 6:04 am

    Guns? Where we're going, we don't need guns!

  69. Kristoph Gavin on June 21st, 2011 6:05 am

    SPELLING SPEAR OF SPEARIT!

    *manly

  70. Kristoph Gavin on June 21st, 2011 6:06 am

    YES WE CAN

  71. Kristoph Gavin on June 21st, 2011 6:07 am

    You're a loose cannon, Sandvich, but you're a DAMN GOOD COP!

  72. StompyChar on June 21st, 2011 6:16 am

    Invisibility with the Spytron 3000? Do want!

  73. Kristoph Gavin on June 21st, 2011 6:31 am

    GRAMMAR HAMMER!

    *she's

  74. Kristoph Gavin on June 21st, 2011 6:32 am

    Expecting a TVTrope?

    TOO BAD. WALUIGI TIME.

  75. Kristoph Gavin on June 21st, 2011 6:46 am

    voteban4life, try it

  76. Kristoph Gavin on June 21st, 2011 6:47 am

    You were good son, real good. Maybe even the best.

  77. Kristoph Gavin on June 21st, 2011 6:47 am

    Disguises: NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN

  78. Kristoph Gavin on June 21st, 2011 6:48 am

    What ho! I say, my dear fellow, this is most definitely the greatest tea in all of our God-blessed country of Great Britain.

  79. Kristoph Gavin on June 21st, 2011 6:49 am

    We did.

  80. Kristoph Gavin on June 21st, 2011 6:49 am

    OR Spinning Rainbow Ball of Doom.

  81. Solar Boy Django on June 21st, 2011 9:41 am

    That's what he says! That's what he says… wait… shadow649 isn't Yeshmin Blechin!

  82. Solar Boy Django on June 21st, 2011 9:42 am

    'Highfives MrNateIt'
    Good job mate!

  83. Zabrio on June 21st, 2011 10:33 am

    Same way Dark Helmet does, it pours it in the same way it gets air

  84. Alpar on June 21st, 2011 11:01 am

    Because ever since we got the dislike system, all we ever got anymore were unfunny comments about Justin Bieber's penis size being the size of the dislike bar, and relevant jokes to said bar.

    And people thumb them up when they're not even funny :/

  85. Alpar on June 21st, 2011 11:03 am

    Did someone say BIG red button?! I'm on the job!

    <img src="http://avatarfarm.com/avatarimages/simpsons/releasethehounds.jpg"&gt;

    ….wait. This IS what you meant, right?

  86. Alpar on June 21st, 2011 11:05 am

    You know, I appreciate how we can realize our comments are more warranted and behaved than Youtubers' like we've stated in one of the comments above, but just to get this off my chest, I think we need to retain a better control over what to -1 and what to +1. This comment didn't deserve a freaking -6.

  87. Red_Zero on June 21st, 2011 11:09 am

    I don't usually work as a spy,
    but when i do,
    i make sure i don't have to do it again.

    Nuff said.

  88. PrototypeHero on June 21st, 2011 2:09 pm

    Obviously, the community agrees because it has now made its way to -8.

    With no help on my part might I add.

  89. Kristoph Gavin on June 22nd, 2011 2:58 am

    It's a sad fact of life, pal. Particularly sad.

  90. Happy on June 22nd, 2011 3:46 am

    Or is it *his??
    Perhaps this 'pyromaniacal retard' is in fact the BLU Pyro; or what if it is neither of them, instead referring to the Heavy???
    How much further can I misintepret this series of comments????

  91. TheAl41 on June 24th, 2011 6:06 pm

    I +1ed everything here but the original comment

  92. TheAl41 on June 24th, 2011 6:08 pm

    ya i see your point, we are drifting into the youtube comments stage aren't we?

  93. TheAl41 on June 24th, 2011 6:09 pm

    I WILL KILL YOU ALL

    *Hammer time*

  94. Wetmang on June 24th, 2011 6:54 pm

    <img src=http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/uu202/Windflier/VRWC/YodaFail.jpg>

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