Great… now I can never hear this song again without hearing the refrain “Suuuuuck myyy baaaaalls…”
By LordoftheJimmy and CaptaindrbobNewGroun, submitted by Walter N.
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rel="nofollow">Relevant video.
And before anyone says, yes I know how old it is.
Fail, that's not even the right death jingle… ditty… thing…
Was that adam sandler???
also, this is what I expected (but the other way around) rel="nofollow">
I wish i could kill toad as well….
Mario was singing a different tune when it rel="nofollow">wasn't him with the star.
Avarice, thy name is Koopa.
DOCTOR, CHARGE ME!! NOW IS GOOMBA KILLING TIME!!!
It sounds like… Peter Griffin singing….
Mario sure is cocky about his balls! *hides*
funny, that's the same thing i thought
…This isn't invincibility. This is a wing cap.
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What's invinshiblility?
He may be invincible to everything, but nothing's invincible to gravity
<img src=http://picture.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/5976/gravity-vs-cat.jpg>
Invincibility doesn't do much if you can't jump for shit. I've found that out hundreds of times.
Wait a minute, only GIANT mushrooms let you crush pipes!
THIS VIDEO IS A LIE!
Silly Henry, "Nothing" is not the correct way to spell Captain Falcon.
Bah! Nerd… alarms… BLASTING! THATS THE WING CAP SONG! And that was also the wrong friggen death jingle! And what the frick is he doing starting a level FROM the castle? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! <img src="http://www.myfacewhen.com/images/37.jpg" width="200" height="250">
That just makes it better like a fine wine or pizza.
Must maintain composure, sure it was the wrong song… wait two wrong songs. Nothing to worry about even though it sounds like a bad family guy episode and was… poorly… writte-
RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRGGGGHH!!!!
*Rimshot*
Funny, He offered me Caramel Corn this whole video but I couldn't find any. . .
So this is supposed to be funny? I just found it…obnoxious. I'd honestly listen to this all day.
This video is what happens when the typical 12-year-old Xbox Live Halo/COD Player plays a Mario game. Followed up, of course by loud, angry complaints that the "lag" made him miss the jump and the the game is using UB3R H4XX0RZ to make him fail. And don't forget the the Goombas and Koopa Troopas also calling HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXX!!!!!!!!!! (*throws computer moniter*).
he's very cocky when he has something that only lasts 15 seconds….
We sell those too.
I assume this is what it's like when Eric Cartman plays Mario…
FOOL! NyanCat has a poptart for an abdomen! Not a slice of Buttered-Toast!
welp… may as well lower the volume… no… NO….STOP….DONOT…..
AAAAAAARRRRRRGHGHGHGHGHGHGH
Peter's career fell into a very dark place after The 4 Peters disbanded, he had to resort to poorly made videogame songs with the wrong tunes.
Something I submitted got posted?
…Is Shawn trolling?
*Brain asplode*
What is this blasphemy?! THIS IS MADNESS!
Now, let's see how many responses I get that are just the same lame meme. Because I'm being serious. This video is just pure madness and fail.
AND FINELY AGED CHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSE!!!!!!!!!!! :D
yes and no… no and yes… yesno… noyes…yneos… nyoes! *Earthbound anyone?!(Moonside reference)* [Holy balls Batman!! 75?! SOME ONE GET ME A TOP HAT BEFORE IT'S TO LATE!!!! D:>]
… another man murdered by anonymous for playing nyan cat… -.-'
Or Kirby.
Second Verse
I'm Vincible….
"Adjective: (of an opponent or obstacle) Able to be overcome or conquered."
Derp
I don't think Captain Falcon would like you talking about his daughter.
Or mormons and their magnets
It has aged well, much like SMB3 and Sonic 3 and Knuckles…
rel="nofollow">This while playing borderlands…
I can't suck your balls, cuz then i'd die.
Space has always been around since time began, and maybe before… so no.
Also, please, enough with the space jokes.
Mario's always seemed like kind of a dick. This song just reinforces it.
Okay, good, so I wasn't the only one who picked up on that. Haha.
Awesome song for a kick-ass game.
+1 for you, good sir. (I would more if it let me)
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100108063…
Using a starman on Bowser? I declare it witchcraft!
Apparently Mario knows Manbird…
So YOU'RE to blame.
*grabs torch and pitchfork*
the pic alone was enough for me to give you a +1
Funny if he would've been actually USING a wing cap he could've probably made that jump too..
shush, we dont need any more cake references right now
BURN THE WITCH!!!
actually some levels start from a castle…. but yeah, WING CAP?! WHAT THE FU-*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
you beat me to it
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"youve Nyaned for 3000 seconds"
to….much…..nyan…..
*sits in corner*
wait… why is he reciving so much tumb down?
So, in a word…probably.
Probably trying to get Peach to show some interest.
*SLAUGHTER HAMMER*
*Wait
*receiving
*many
*thumbs
"smartmonkey", indeed. >_> Anyway, Chuck Norris jokes are rather old hat these days.
It actually wasn't meant to be a cake reference. Otherwise I would've used "The" instead of "This."
HEATHEN!!!
Might as well build a little house in that corner, because from what I have seen and heard, you happen to frequent it.
Well, when a mushroom and a star love each other very much….
Probably relates to something else that he has that only lasts for 15 seconds….
Besides, Chuck Norris is only 1% percent of Captain Falcon, seeing as how Captain Falcon is our lord and saviour.
THIS
IS
EPIC!!!!!!
Both the game and the song
apparently not
The Captain is our savior and Nyan cat is his messenger
But do they know how to use them?
Must… find… other… players…
So is this what Mario thinks when he's invincible??
Next time, I'm not getting a star…
Not even close…
Luigi too, he was the backup singer. No invincibility for Weegee
Idea for a laugh:
Take your average 12-year-old XBLfag.
Make him play Castlevania, Ghosts n' Goblins, or the Sacred Grounds of Cave Story (not the rest of the game, just the frustratingly hard level. No sound either, no epic music for them).
Laugh at the skillless rage.
Nah, the song doesn't mention respect of his authoritah or somehow rip on Jews.
The 4 Peters disbanded after Kitsune^2 sued them for singing Rainbow Tylenol. rel="nofollow">
Or Quote with level 3 Machine Gun.
Don't be stupid the pipes were actually doplighosts. That's why the were destroyed.
Right death jingle? that was actually not a death jingle at all! It's the jingle that plays when you get a star in super mario 64.
I'd like to point out that the wing cap song is a remix of the star song. listen closely and you can hear it.
That comment was so bad that you can suck my balls. IN SPAAAAACCCEEE!!!!
I know, I love that game, but I hit a major stall on it. My brother and I played it all the time, and finished the first playthrough for Robot Revolution. Then they boosted the level cap again (max. 69) and I haven't really played since. I suffered from a slight case of depression when I saw that my "God" Jakobs pistol (which could headshot-kill just about anything) now couldn't do crap.
SPELLING HAMMER!
*monitor
WHY SO SERIOUS?!
Well, I wasn't expecting that one.
Oh yeah.. A little off-topic here.. Well, very off-topic but isn't it true that when you get to 69p in the halolz community you are eligible for a top-hat and monocle avatar? :|
Ahahaha, that's an absolute fail in word choice on my part…
Isn't Saxton Hale his messenger?
0.o
It was when I was around. I have no idea what's changed since I've been gone.
No, Saxton Hale is Jesus.
No invincibility for who?
or at least a leaf/tanooki suit
that's what she said
I'll play with you! My bro's finally started playing again and I've been meaning to find someone else to play with reliably…
Record yourself singing "Invincible" and "Suck my balls" repeatedly.
Post it on the internet.
Yes, they just won't tell us.
I'd watch a video of that.
Quick! Some one get their 12 year old son or cousin to do this!
Release the Kraken!!
I would like that
Meh. I mean, recent Mario games has the Wing Cap song as the invincible music, but it's hard to like the remix when it's played with a good ole Super Mario Bros. background.
???
PROFIT?
(PROTIP: nope.avi)
This is what i sing when i get ubercharge in tf2
I can't think of anything witty to say, so I'm going to
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Oy, look at that mess! Looks like I'll be working overtime tonight!
Oh I know that, it's just it isn't the ACTUAL star theme, SHENANIGANS I TELL YOU!
Fame?
There needs to be a chart or something, in order to keep track of all this.
Who's up for the challenge?? (Not me, for I have ZERO skills for stuff like that)
Seeing all these replies and score make me want to know what he/she said XD
*Initiate Sarcasm Mode* Oh, you so funny, you should be comedian. *End Sarcasm Mode*
But yeah, we need a chart. So far, we have…
God -- Captain Falcon
Jesus -- Saxton Hale
Messenger -- Nyan Cat
Anyone else?
CONGRATS ON THE 100p!
… it's been 2 days… NEED… MORE… HALOLZ….
oh yeah and also this was really hard to listen to… ¬.¬
Ummm…….what? I….wasn't…..trying to be funny. I was just saying, we need a chart or something.
That was it.
I was talking about how you have ZERO skills.
……….so? I don't get what's so important abou-
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Shit, I didn't even think of it that way. LMAO!!!
My bad. *embarassed*
Chef- Chell
something about being in space even though it wasn't relevant.