It’s dangerous to go alone… use the tri-force Link!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 17, 2011 · 3:19 PM 
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Cray-Z Crossovers, Movies, NES, Nintendo, Retro, Robots, Secret Items, Star Wars, Swordplay, The Legend of Zelda

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79 Responses to “Link Skywalker”

  1. jerakats on June 17th, 2011 3:21 pm

    I think he meant use the Tri-force.

  2. Shatman on June 17th, 2011 3:22 pm

    The force flows through all living things, binds us together. It's a secret to everyone.

  3. NekoKnight on June 17th, 2011 3:23 pm

    Triforce>Regular Force

  4. C__F on June 17th, 2011 3:26 pm

    So, you use the Triforce to defeat Darth Ganon.
    In space.

  5. Uzumakiclan43 on June 17th, 2011 3:32 pm

    This seems like this could be a good game. Anyone know where I can get a decent R4?

  6. Rocker23220 on June 17th, 2011 3:34 pm

    It binds us, it penetrates us. Hmmmmmmmmmm……………

    <img src="; WIDTH="300" HEIGHT="300" >

  7. therandombear on June 17th, 2011 3:37 pm

    Midichlorians? *gets attacked by vicious bloodthirsty dogs* OH GOD NOT AGAIN!!

    The whole mystery of the force down the drain with the help of 1 line =/

  8. Twilightdusk on June 17th, 2011 3:41 pm

    But Darth Ganon turns out to be Link's father.

  9. Shatman on June 17th, 2011 3:42 pm

    That's right, Vader. Hyrule's got THREE Forces. That's six sides. Nine if you count Grey Jedi.

    (Dammit I am such a nerd.)

  10. greenxboy on June 17th, 2011 3:47 pm
  11. MasterLuigi452 on June 17th, 2011 3:56 pm


  12. dbgtinfinite on June 17th, 2011 4:05 pm

    daddadaddaaaaaaaaaaa You got a wooden lightsaber

  13. tveye on June 17th, 2011 4:09 pm

    And suddenly…the Rancor and Ganon don't look so different…

  14. Alpar on June 17th, 2011 4:23 pm

    Meanwhile in an alternate dimension…

    Darth Vader: Join me Luke, and together I will make your face the GREATEST IN-

    Luke: What?

    Darth Vader:.. wow.. felt like that shouldn't have happened… may I start over…

  15. Dimomarg on June 17th, 2011 4:36 pm

    the triforce is strong with this one.

  16. Seanhl on June 17th, 2011 4:46 pm

    Link:"hyaaaaaaaaaa, hyaaaaaaaaaaaa"
    *translation: "so basically you gave me a wooden stick, with NOTHING special about it"

  17. PortalMan118 on June 17th, 2011 4:56 pm

    Navi vs General Arhbar!!!

    Listen vs It's a trap!

    Let's do it!!

  18. GazzyW007 on June 17th, 2011 5:09 pm

    How 'bout the beige Jedi?

  19. CriticalQuit on June 17th, 2011 5:19 pm

    Ganondarth is a formidable foe indeed…

  20. spplmj on June 17th, 2011 5:25 pm

    Tingle shot first!

  21. ChemicalKirby on June 17th, 2011 5:31 pm

    I'd rather take the robot.

  22. OmegaJunk on June 17th, 2011 5:49 pm

    No no, you don't want that R4 helping you, everyone knows it has a bad motivator!

  23. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on June 17th, 2011 5:57 pm

    truly, this will be the tour de force of puns…

  24. Rocker23220 on June 17th, 2011 6:07 pm

    Anybody need a hand making up puns?

  25. Wetmang on June 17th, 2011 6:39 pm

    "No, I am your father!"

    *You got childhood trauma!*

  26. HughbertEsq on June 17th, 2011 6:40 pm

    "you've turned off your HUD! is something wrong?"
    "Yeah I can't see in front of the damn thing!"

    Miyamoto:"My bad"

  27. Wetmang on June 17th, 2011 6:41 pm

    You're really choking the life out of this joke

  28. TCC on June 17th, 2011 6:50 pm

    sure, Vader just cut mine off.

  29. nighten2_0 on June 17th, 2011 7:15 pm

    thats the joke… noob! ANTI-GRAMMER HAMMER!!! GO!!!!

  30. razorman715 on June 17th, 2011 7:19 pm

    "I'm using the targeting vector on ganon."

    "No link, us the triforce!"

    "But ganon has a part of it."

    "Well, shit."

  31. therandombear on June 17th, 2011 7:27 pm

    I c wut you did thar

    Lets not get our schwartz in a twist

  32. Virlunae on June 17th, 2011 8:31 pm

    Darth Ganon: "The Deku Tree never told you what happened to your father…"
    Navi: "He told us enough! He told us you killed him!"
    Link: *nods*
    Darth Ganon: "No, Link. I AM your father!"
    Navi: "No. No! That's not true! That's impossible!"
    Darth Ganon: "Search your feelings, you know it to be true!"
    Navi: "No, seriously, aren't you different species?"

  33. Virlunae on June 17th, 2011 8:32 pm

    Spelling Saber! *Ackbar

  34. Gearheadmk2 on June 17th, 2011 9:19 pm

    Actually, that's not the joke. T'was an honest spelling error. I'll be taking that hammer off you now.

  35. Gearheadmk2 on June 17th, 2011 9:23 pm

    Well, Link and Zelda keep on getting reincarnated while Ganon lives forever so it is possible that… Oh god…

  36. BTSnoogans on June 17th, 2011 10:22 pm

    SPOILER! Darth Ganon is Link Skywalker's father.

  37. Kn0w1d3a on June 17th, 2011 10:59 pm

    Completely honest question. Did anyone else, look at the picture, and think it was supposed to be a penis joke, before reading the caption?

  38. Red on June 17th, 2011 11:01 pm

    So darth vader is phantom ganon?
    Therefore the emperor is real ganon

  39. spaghettiweegee on June 17th, 2011 11:09 pm
  40. Jimmy on June 17th, 2011 11:31 pm

    That's shocking!!! (Force Lightning)

  41. nighten2_0 on June 17th, 2011 11:37 pm

    … well fuck! DX< I GOT THAT FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!!

  42. nighten2_0 on June 17th, 2011 11:38 pm


  43. nighten2_0 on June 17th, 2011 11:39 pm

    It's a secret to anybody.

  44. nighten2_0 on June 17th, 2011 11:40 pm


  45. Jimmy on June 17th, 2011 11:42 pm

    Well, that's possible…if Link's mom didn't flee for her life from him and left Link in the Deku Forest.

  46. TCC on June 18th, 2011 12:32 am

    I find your lack of original puns disturbing…

  47. Kristoph Gavin on June 18th, 2011 12:40 am

    I am going to forcefully stop these puns!

    …Oh, crap.

  48. AuraMaster on June 18th, 2011 12:42 am

    Ganon: Old Man-wan never told you what happened to your father.
    Link: HAH! HYAH! HUUUWAAH! (Translation: He told me enough… He told me you killed him!)
    Ganon: No, Link. I am your father.

  49. Kristoph Gavin on June 18th, 2011 12:42 am

    Ganondorf: Link. I am your fath-
    Link: WHAT
    Ganondorf: Dammit, let me try that again…

  50. Hatmor on June 18th, 2011 12:57 am

    But it shoots swords…
    At full health

  51. Kristoph Gavin on June 18th, 2011 1:13 am



  52. Kristoph Gavin on June 18th, 2011 1:14 am

    If you order now, I'll throw in a second hammer, ABSOLUTELY free.

  53. Kristoph Gavin on June 18th, 2011 1:15 am

    nighten, go to the top of the Halolz page.
    Now find the awesome-face moon.
    What do you do?

  54. Kristoph Gavin on June 18th, 2011 1:16 am

    Uh, no!

  55. Kristoph Gavin on June 18th, 2011 1:16 am

    Francis hates TV Tropes more than he hates everything.

  56. Kristoph Gavin on June 18th, 2011 1:16 am

    That wooden stick happens to be the future of the kingdom!

  57. Hatmor on June 18th, 2011 1:25 am

    Force, Force everywhere

  58. Rocker23220 on June 18th, 2011 2:33 am

    Now guys, don't make me choke a bitch

  59. Rocker23220 on June 18th, 2011 2:34 am

    So it's spelled "IT'S A TRaP!!"??

  60. Passerby Boy on June 18th, 2011 3:47 am

    how about you combine it,


  61. Passerby Boy on June 18th, 2011 3:48 am

    *plays item theme*

  62. primedawg9170 on June 18th, 2011 4:42 am

    Don't make me force the combo breakers on all of y-wait…..I hate it when puns are contagious…

  63. primedawg9170 on June 18th, 2011 4:47 am

    Wow, that's harsh, getting stabbed in the <insert body parts here> by your own son every couple of years…

  64. Zyquux on June 18th, 2011 6:27 am

    I can't tell if this is a joke or if you don't know what a Grey Jedi is, so I linked to Wookiepedia for your reading pleasure.

  65. Zyquux on June 18th, 2011 6:30 am


    Zelda is Link's sister.

  66. GazzyW007 on June 18th, 2011 10:26 am

    Joke. I had heard of Jedi wanting ultimate balance by being Stupid Netural, but not in depth.

  67. Shatman on June 18th, 2011 12:44 pm

    Personally, I don't see why you can't use Sith powers to good ends. I can think of good uses for Force Lightning- impromptu defibrillators come to mind, as does recharging a battery and spot welding.


  68. Combatbeaver on June 18th, 2011 2:34 pm

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  69. Passerby Boy on June 18th, 2011 2:47 pm

    Old man Kenobi in a cave gives you a wooden lightsaber to fight droids and stormtroopers to save princess Zelda from Darth Ganon. Just for the hell of it

  70. VaultLegend on June 18th, 2011 5:19 pm

    They can copy paste it into an advice meme though.

  71. SirNumel on June 18th, 2011 7:46 pm

    Puts a whole new spin on Chewbacca's death….

  72. GazzyW007 on June 19th, 2011 7:11 am

    Lightning powers used for good?

    *Looks at inFAMOUS*

    *Aside glance*

  73. Shatman on June 19th, 2011 10:32 am

    Blame George Lucas.

  74. Gamerofloz on June 19th, 2011 3:57 pm

    Try the Jawas. They have everything these days!

  75. Lord_Science on June 19th, 2011 4:10 pm

    This gives me a whole new/disturbing perspective on LoZ…..
    <img src="; img="">

  76. BTSnoogans on June 19th, 2011 6:09 pm

    What picture are you looking at?

  77. SonicsmyName on June 19th, 2011 10:59 pm

    *memories of the Hammer Bros kick in*
    No thank you, no need for hammer-throwing here!



  78. GazzyW007 on June 20th, 2011 7:36 am

    Every day of my life.

  79. Artakha on June 21st, 2011 1:09 am

    Now this is a elegant weapon for a more civilized time.

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