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Link Skywalker



Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 17, 2011 · 3:19 PM 
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Cray-Z Crossovers, Movies, NES, Nintendo, Retro, Robots, Secret Items, Star Wars, Swordplay, The Legend of Zelda

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79 Responses to “Link Skywalker”

  1. jerakats on June 17th, 2011 3:21 pm

    I think he meant use the Tri-force.

  2. Shatman on June 17th, 2011 3:22 pm

    The force flows through all living things, binds us together. It's a secret to everyone.

  3. NekoKnight on June 17th, 2011 3:23 pm

    Triforce>Regular Force

  4. C__F on June 17th, 2011 3:26 pm

    So, you use the Triforce to defeat Darth Ganon.
    In space.

  5. Uzumakiclan43 on June 17th, 2011 3:32 pm

    This seems like this could be a good game. Anyone know where I can get a decent R4?

  6. Rocker23220 on June 17th, 2011 3:34 pm

    It binds us, it penetrates us. Hmmmmmmmmmm……………

    <img src="http://www.ugo.com/therush/images/articles/herbert-the-pervert-john-as-obi-wan-kenobi-340/main.jpg&quot; WIDTH="300" HEIGHT="300" >

  7. therandombear on June 17th, 2011 3:37 pm

    Midichlorians? *gets attacked by vicious bloodthirsty dogs* OH GOD NOT AGAIN!!

    The whole mystery of the force down the drain with the help of 1 line =/

  8. Twilightdusk on June 17th, 2011 3:41 pm

    But Darth Ganon turns out to be Link's father.

  9. Shatman on June 17th, 2011 3:42 pm

    That's right, Vader. Hyrule's got THREE Forces. That's six sides. Nine if you count Grey Jedi.

    (Dammit I am such a nerd.)

  10. greenxboy on June 17th, 2011 3:47 pm

    did you said space?
    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/half-life/en/images/3/3d/SpaceCore.jpg"&gt;

  11. MasterLuigi452 on June 17th, 2011 3:56 pm

    GRAMMER HAMMER!!
    *say*

  12. dbgtinfinite on June 17th, 2011 4:05 pm

    daddadaddaaaaaaaaaaa You got a wooden lightsaber

  13. tveye on June 17th, 2011 4:09 pm

    And suddenly…the Rancor and Ganon don't look so different…

  14. Alpar on June 17th, 2011 4:23 pm

    Meanwhile in an alternate dimension…

    Darth Vader: Join me Luke, and together I will make your face the GREATEST IN-

    Luke: What?

    Darth Vader:.. wow.. felt like that shouldn't have happened… may I start over…

  15. Dimomarg on June 17th, 2011 4:36 pm

    the triforce is strong with this one.

  16. Seanhl on June 17th, 2011 4:46 pm

    Link:"hyaaaaaaaaaa, hyaaaaaaaaaaaa"
    *translation: "so basically you gave me a wooden stick, with NOTHING special about it"

  17. PortalMan118 on June 17th, 2011 4:56 pm

    Navi vs General Arhbar!!!

    Listen vs It's a trap!

    Let's do it!!

  18. GazzyW007 on June 17th, 2011 5:09 pm

    How 'bout the beige Jedi?

  19. CriticalQuit on June 17th, 2011 5:19 pm

    Ganondarth is a formidable foe indeed…

  20. spplmj on June 17th, 2011 5:25 pm

    Tingle shot first!

  21. ChemicalKirby on June 17th, 2011 5:31 pm

    I'd rather take the robot.

  22. OmegaJunk on June 17th, 2011 5:49 pm

    No no, you don't want that R4 helping you, everyone knows it has a bad motivator!

  23. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on June 17th, 2011 5:57 pm

    truly, this will be the tour de force of puns…

  24. Rocker23220 on June 17th, 2011 6:07 pm

    Anybody need a hand making up puns?

  25. Wetmang on June 17th, 2011 6:39 pm

    "No, I am your father!"

    *You got childhood trauma!*

  26. HughbertEsq on June 17th, 2011 6:40 pm

    "you've turned off your HUD! is something wrong?"
    "Yeah I can't see in front of the damn thing!"
    …
    Miyamoto:"My bad"

  27. Wetmang on June 17th, 2011 6:41 pm

    You're really choking the life out of this joke

  28. TCC on June 17th, 2011 6:50 pm

    sure, Vader just cut mine off.

  29. nighten2_0 on June 17th, 2011 7:15 pm

    thats the joke… noob! ANTI-GRAMMER HAMMER!!! GO!!!!

  30. razorman715 on June 17th, 2011 7:19 pm

    "I'm using the targeting vector on ganon."

    "No link, us the triforce!"

    "But ganon has a part of it."

    "Well, shit."

  31. therandombear on June 17th, 2011 7:27 pm

    I c wut you did thar

    Lets not get our schwartz in a twist

  32. Virlunae on June 17th, 2011 8:31 pm

    Darth Ganon: "The Deku Tree never told you what happened to your father…"
    Navi: "He told us enough! He told us you killed him!"
    Link: *nods*
    Darth Ganon: "No, Link. I AM your father!"
    Navi: "No. No! That's not true! That's impossible!"
    Darth Ganon: "Search your feelings, you know it to be true!"
    Link: "HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
    Navi: "No, seriously, aren't you different species?"

  33. Virlunae on June 17th, 2011 8:32 pm

    Spelling Saber! *Ackbar

  34. Gearheadmk2 on June 17th, 2011 9:19 pm

    Actually, that's not the joke. T'was an honest spelling error. I'll be taking that hammer off you now.

  35. Gearheadmk2 on June 17th, 2011 9:23 pm

    Well, Link and Zelda keep on getting reincarnated while Ganon lives forever so it is possible that… Oh god…

  36. BTSnoogans on June 17th, 2011 10:22 pm

    SPOILER! Darth Ganon is Link Skywalker's father.

  37. Kn0w1d3a on June 17th, 2011 10:59 pm

    Completely honest question. Did anyone else, look at the picture, and think it was supposed to be a penis joke, before reading the caption?

  38. Red on June 17th, 2011 11:01 pm

    So darth vader is phantom ganon?
    Therefore the emperor is real ganon

  39. spaghettiweegee on June 17th, 2011 11:09 pm

    <img src="http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/system/profile/icon/1695/big/Majora_Moon.jpg"&gt;

    That's no space station…

  40. Jimmy on June 17th, 2011 11:31 pm

    That's shocking!!! (Force Lightning)

  41. nighten2_0 on June 17th, 2011 11:37 pm

    … well fuck! DX< I GOT THAT FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!!

  42. nighten2_0 on June 17th, 2011 11:38 pm

    HOLY SHITE!!!! MOON WITH A FACE ON IT!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRUUUUUN!!!!!

  43. nighten2_0 on June 17th, 2011 11:39 pm

    It's a secret to anybody.

  44. nighten2_0 on June 17th, 2011 11:40 pm

    NOOOOOO NOT TV TROPES!!!!! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!!

  45. Jimmy on June 17th, 2011 11:42 pm

    Well, that's possible…if Link's mom didn't flee for her life from him and left Link in the Deku Forest.

  46. TCC on June 18th, 2011 12:32 am

    I find your lack of original puns disturbing…

  47. Kristoph Gavin on June 18th, 2011 12:40 am

    I am going to forcefully stop these puns!

    …Oh, crap.

  48. AuraMaster on June 18th, 2011 12:42 am

    Ganon: Old Man-wan never told you what happened to your father.
    Link: HAH! HYAH! HUUUWAAH! (Translation: He told me enough… He told me you killed him!)
    Ganon: No, Link. I am your father.
    Link: HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (No… No… That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!)

  49. Kristoph Gavin on June 18th, 2011 12:42 am

    Ganondorf: Link. I am your fath-
    Link: WHAT
    Ganondorf: Dammit, let me try that again…

  50. Hatmor on June 18th, 2011 12:57 am

    But it shoots swords…
    At full health

  51. Kristoph Gavin on June 18th, 2011 1:13 am

    GRAMMAR HAMMER!

    It's a Trap has EVERY SINGLE WORD CAPITALIZED EXCEPT A!

  52. Kristoph Gavin on June 18th, 2011 1:14 am

    If you order now, I'll throw in a second hammer, ABSOLUTELY free.

  53. Kristoph Gavin on June 18th, 2011 1:15 am

    nighten, go to the top of the Halolz page.
    Now find the awesome-face moon.
    What do you do?

  54. Kristoph Gavin on June 18th, 2011 1:16 am

    Uh, no!

  55. Kristoph Gavin on June 18th, 2011 1:16 am

    Francis hates TV Tropes more than he hates everything.

  56. Kristoph Gavin on June 18th, 2011 1:16 am

    That wooden stick happens to be the future of the kingdom!

  57. Hatmor on June 18th, 2011 1:25 am

    Force, Force everywhere

  58. Rocker23220 on June 18th, 2011 2:33 am

    Now guys, don't make me choke a bitch

  59. Rocker23220 on June 18th, 2011 2:34 am

    *sarcasm*
    So it's spelled "IT'S A TRaP!!"??

  60. Passerby Boy on June 18th, 2011 3:47 am

    how about you combine it,

    HEY!!! LISTEN ITS A TRAP!!!

  61. Passerby Boy on June 18th, 2011 3:48 am

    *plays item theme*

  62. primedawg9170 on June 18th, 2011 4:42 am

    Don't make me force the combo breakers on all of y-wait…..I hate it when puns are contagious…

  63. primedawg9170 on June 18th, 2011 4:47 am

    Wow, that's harsh, getting stabbed in the <insert body parts here> by your own son every couple of years…

  64. Zyquux on June 18th, 2011 6:27 am

    I can't tell if this is a joke or if you don't know what a Grey Jedi is, so I linked to Wookiepedia for your reading pleasure.

  65. Zyquux on June 18th, 2011 6:30 am

    SPOILER!

    Zelda is Link's sister.

  66. GazzyW007 on June 18th, 2011 10:26 am

    Joke. I had heard of Jedi wanting ultimate balance by being Stupid Netural, but not in depth.

  67. Shatman on June 18th, 2011 12:44 pm

    Personally, I don't see why you can't use Sith powers to good ends. I can think of good uses for Force Lightning- impromptu defibrillators come to mind, as does recharging a battery and spot welding.

    Force choke? OH NO! THAT PIPELINE OF POISONOUS GAS IS KILLING EVERYONE! TOO BAD THERE'S NO WAY TO STOP IT WITHOUT INSTANTLY BEING CONSIDERED EVIL!

  68. Combatbeaver on June 18th, 2011 2:34 pm

    Space?
    <img src=http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110501230536/half-life/en/images/thumb/3/3d/SpaceCore.jpg/137px-SpaceCore.jpg>
    SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

  69. Passerby Boy on June 18th, 2011 2:47 pm

    Old man Kenobi in a cave gives you a wooden lightsaber to fight droids and stormtroopers to save princess Zelda from Darth Ganon. Just for the hell of it

  70. VaultLegend on June 18th, 2011 5:19 pm

    They can copy paste it into an advice meme though.

  71. SirNumel on June 18th, 2011 7:46 pm

    Puts a whole new spin on Chewbacca's death….

  72. GazzyW007 on June 19th, 2011 7:11 am

    Lightning powers used for good?

    *Looks at inFAMOUS*

    *Aside glance*

  73. Shatman on June 19th, 2011 10:32 am

    Blame George Lucas.

  74. Gamerofloz on June 19th, 2011 3:57 pm

    Try the Jawas. They have everything these days!

  75. Lord_Science on June 19th, 2011 4:10 pm

    This gives me a whole new/disturbing perspective on LoZ…..
    <img src="http://ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com/gen/constrain/500/500/85/2010/04/23/23/ny/cz/pox3oau68w1brn4.jpg?imageId=18632106&quot; img="">

  76. BTSnoogans on June 19th, 2011 6:09 pm

    What picture are you looking at?

  77. SonicsmyName on June 19th, 2011 10:59 pm

    *memories of the Hammer Bros kick in*
    No thank you, no need for hammer-throwing here!

    Ahahahaha..!

    >_>

  78. GazzyW007 on June 20th, 2011 7:36 am

    Every day of my life.

  79. Artakha on June 21st, 2011 1:09 am

    Now this is a elegant weapon for a more civilized time.

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