LankyBrit built one of the most impressive houses I’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Unfortunately it is not very useful when hiding from creepers. a/r/Minecraft/comments/i1mna/just_finished_building_my_first_redditworthy_house/
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 17, 2011 · 3:25 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (494 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5)
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  1. MasterLuigi452 on June 17th, 2011 3:37 am

    Doing it wrong?
    This was done 100% right.
    I see no flaw of this house.

  2. primedawg9170 on June 17th, 2011 3:40 am

    Remember kids, House is always watching…….ALWAYS…………

  3. primedawg9170 on June 17th, 2011 3:42 am

    but can you actually go inside House?……No sexual innuendo intended………….

  4. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on June 17th, 2011 4:00 am

    And the odds of contracting lupus in minecraft just shot up…

  5. TCC on June 17th, 2011 4:05 am

    it's not lupussssssssssss.

  6. SS4FireFox on June 17th, 2011 4:17 am

    I don't know, it's pretty good for hiding from creepers, they take one look and contract lupus.

  7. MoG on June 17th, 2011 4:18 am

    …It kind of looks like he's going to shoot blue lazer beams out of his eyes…

  8. Totema on June 17th, 2011 4:28 am

    The only thing that should go inside House is vicodin.

  9. KitchwaTembo on June 17th, 2011 4:31 am

    I am speechless.

  10. TheRustyBucket on June 17th, 2011 4:41 am

    Looks more like Gordon Freeman to me.

    <img src=""&gt;

    He lost the glasses, though. New character design for Episode 3?

  11. VyseRogueKing on June 17th, 2011 4:57 am

    Ohmygodohmygodohmygod… rel="nofollow">Now the the question is: Do I let him rel="nofollow"> operate or get his rel="nofollow">autograph?
    (warning these links lead to parts of a song that contain spoilers to possible story branches. It can be started rel="nofollow"> here)

  12. poonstev on June 17th, 2011 5:22 am


  13. GazzyW007 on June 17th, 2011 5:51 am

    Laser eye surgery got better in the future.

  14. GazzyW007 on June 17th, 2011 5:52 am

    But its not lupus. Except when it is.

  15. smartmonkey on June 17th, 2011 5:55 am

    rel="nofollow"> Here something related to house.
    Am i doing it right?

  16. DrSexington on June 17th, 2011 6:59 am


  17. Seanhl on June 17th, 2011 8:03 am

    supposedly they're just skipping episode 3 and going straight to half life 3

  18. Uzumakiclan43 on June 17th, 2011 8:11 am

    The only thing that can ward off Creepers…

    … is the stern glare of Gregory House.

    It's ten times more super effective than Mary Worth's .

  19. Haeso5 on June 17th, 2011 8:12 am

    I honestly don't know who Doctor House is. -1 away.

  20. walktovanish on June 17th, 2011 8:23 am

    It's never Lupus! House always finds a cure.

  21. Ernac on June 17th, 2011 8:24 am

    I wonder if punching any part of his face would give me wood?
    Ehh, alright that was a bad joke…. All the good ones were taken.

  22. walktovanish on June 17th, 2011 8:24 am

    We at Halolz are a forgiving bunch. We (most of us) do not -1 for ignorance, only for stupidity. Here's a +1 in hope that you will look up Dr. House and enjoy it.

  23. Uzumakiclan43 on June 17th, 2011 8:32 am

    I'll even help out. Here's the TV Tropes Page , Wikipedia Page , and a link to some of the episodes you can watch on Hulu.

  24. therandombear on June 17th, 2011 8:48 am
  25. razorman715 on June 17th, 2011 8:49 am

    It ALWAYS turns to lupus at some point.

  26. sims796 on June 17th, 2011 9:04 am

    Not a big fan of the show, but this is pretty damn impressive.

  27. oreopizza47 on June 17th, 2011 9:09 am

    That is not a house. That's a House. We sell those too.

  28. Fhantinabox on June 17th, 2011 9:25 am

    It's not Lupusssssssssssssssssssssss

  29. CriticalQuit on June 17th, 2011 10:07 am

    It's never creepers.

  30. Darth_Destro on June 17th, 2011 10:12 am

    That's not possible. The people at Valve can't count to 3.

  31. Darth_Destro on June 17th, 2011 10:16 am

    Is….is that a link to the Mary Worth Wikipedia page? On Halolz?

    I think you win a +1 for posting the most unexpected link in Halolz history.

  32. PortalMan118 on June 17th, 2011 10:25 am

    Wrong House is still good House.

  33. vash_ts on June 17th, 2011 10:35 am

    Shut up! And take my money!

    ok, I admit it, I dont know hou to put images….
    it can be cured, doctor?

  34. Mr Plen on June 17th, 2011 10:48 am

    There's a skin for that.

    I think.

  35. Mr Plen on June 17th, 2011 10:48 am

    Half Life 2 + 1?

  36. Vabolo on June 17th, 2011 11:17 am

    TV Tropes? Used for good?

    <img src="; /IMG>

    That's right, I'm bringing lolcats back.

  37. Vabolo on June 17th, 2011 11:19 am

    <*IMG SRC="" /IMG>

    Take out the asterisk ("little star thingy"), and put the url between the quotation marks.

  38. Vabolo on June 17th, 2011 11:21 am

    I remember that. I banged Oprah.

  39. Vabolo on June 17th, 2011 11:24 am
  40. deathbychickens on June 17th, 2011 11:30 am

    and how is this the wrong way? nothing scares creepers more than a cranky doctor with a cane who curses like a sailor

  41. Hatmor on June 17th, 2011 11:34 am

    Yo dawg, I heard you like houses, so we made House into a house so you can be in a house while you're in a House

  42. Wetmang on June 17th, 2011 11:46 am

    The only thing that creepers fear….

  43. Seanhl on June 17th, 2011 11:47 am

    I heard that Valve was breaking the episodic games and getting straight to the next game

  44. k3man on June 17th, 2011 12:09 pm

    You never go inside the house, you just watch him scowl at you for fucking up a simple procedure.

  45. Xyxoz on June 17th, 2011 12:11 pm

    By the way, it's never Lupis, except the time that it was.

  46. SadFace298 on June 17th, 2011 12:27 pm


  47. VaultLegend on June 17th, 2011 12:59 pm

    Except when it IS Lupus, you know, when the writers get lazy.

  48. CriticalQuit on June 17th, 2011 1:50 pm

    That Mudkip is SIGNIFICANTLY less impressive than this House model. Since Mudkip was already 8-Bit, and House was not.

  49. HughbertEsq on June 17th, 2011 2:07 pm

    Lets try it out on Valve's computers shall we?

  50. HughbertEsq on June 17th, 2011 2:10 pm

    I'm watching you Wazowski…ALWAYS watching … ALWAYS

  51. HughbertEsq on June 17th, 2011 2:13 pm

    I also did the BOW CHICKA-CHICKA WOW WOW

  52. ChemicalKirby on June 17th, 2011 2:15 pm

    Doesn't minecraft have enough creepers already?

  53. HughbertEsq on June 17th, 2011 2:16 pm

    You don't know it, but House is destroying your horrific Lupis right now as he stares at you

    And the best part is…. You don't even have Lupis…

  54. MasqueNoMercy on June 17th, 2011 2:37 pm

    thats when the person dies because no one said it was lupus that time

  55. Zyquux on June 17th, 2011 3:04 pm

    Hmmmm….I see what you did there? (BOW-CHICKA-BOW-WOW?)

  56. Jerach on June 17th, 2011 3:11 pm

    You read that in her voice.

  57. Jerach on June 17th, 2011 3:13 pm

    <img src="" /IMG>
    You're reading that in her voice.

  58. Seanhl on June 17th, 2011 4:48 pm

    GLACK, I was hit, avenge me, find the -1 troll who did this and make hiiiii…. him paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

  59. GazzyW007 on June 17th, 2011 5:19 pm

    Can I? Alright!

    Lupis =/= Lupus.

  60. TheAl41 on June 17th, 2011 6:34 pm

    So i was building it all wrong :(

  61. TheAl41 on June 17th, 2011 6:35 pm


  62. TCC on June 17th, 2011 6:52 pm

    well he's a bit of a dick, and a drug abuser… but those are more of character flaws if anything.

  63. Red_Zero on June 17th, 2011 7:30 pm

    I hope that house comes with an axe cane, and a shotgun addon for that cane


  64. penguindude42 on June 17th, 2011 8:43 pm


  65. BTSnoogans on June 17th, 2011 10:17 pm

    Does Halolz forgive disinterest? Because I am not interested in House at all. The only doctor show I watch is Doogie Howser, M.D. Then again, there is only about 2 or 3 other hospital related shows that I'm aware of.

  66. BTSnoogans on June 17th, 2011 10:20 pm

    As much as I liek mudkipz, I gotta admit the House model is a bit more impressive.

  67. vash_ts on June 18th, 2011 1:19 am

    now that I HAVE IMAGES…
    Shit just got real…
    <img src="; /IMG>

    oh, for gods sake… what is a pony doing in my apocalyptic comment???

  68. Kn0w1d3a on June 18th, 2011 1:34 am

    being a dick is only a flaw if you aren't funny

  69. Kn0w1d3a on June 18th, 2011 1:36 am

    Minecraft, it's as addicting as Vicodin, take it from House.

  70. Ragnellrok on June 18th, 2011 2:24 am

    Mudkip might be less impressive but what about this?

  71. Jan on June 18th, 2011 5:25 am
  72. Squikker2001 on June 18th, 2011 8:01 am

    Looks like it is staring down another pony to me.

  73. BTSnoogans on June 18th, 2011 2:35 pm

    Well, I guess the 0 I have answers my question.

  74. BTSnoogans on June 18th, 2011 2:37 pm

    Ok. That is pretty impressive.

  75. Haeso5 on June 19th, 2011 11:55 am

    GOLLY! Wheres you top hat and monicle?!

  76. vash_ts on June 20th, 2011 12:59 am

    good enough for me…
    now my comments will be 20% cooler!

  77. SacroSankt on June 21st, 2011 11:10 pm

    And now I wait for someone to make a door where his mouth is, then go inside while using a vicodin skin.


  78. Artakha on June 22nd, 2011 4:07 pm

    The sarcastic face is much scarier than skeletons and zombies, and for creepers, it's gotta be the voice clips of his true sarcasm. You don't even need to hide from creepers. They just blow up after hearing him.

  79. a person on July 15th, 2011 12:02 am

    dr. house? lol

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