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What’s the problem kid? Get in there and climb around my insides! This curse ain’t gonna break itself!
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I want you inside me…



Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 16, 2011 · 7:39 PM 
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108 Responses to “I want you inside me…”

  1. CriticalQuit on June 16th, 2011 7:40 pm

    Can't be worse than getting eaten by King Dedede or Kirby back in Brawl.

  2. Leo E. on June 16th, 2011 7:44 pm

    Oh yes it is. Here there be giant spiders.

  3. ChemicalKirby on June 16th, 2011 7:46 pm

    How dare you tarnish the good name of the Deku tree. *shakes fist in rage* No, I'm not fishing for fan boy +1's ;D

  4. Uzumakiclan43 on June 16th, 2011 7:47 pm

    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/dragonball/images/8/85/GohanDebutNV.png"/img&gt;
    I need an adult?

  5. CriticalQuit on June 16th, 2011 7:51 pm

    My previous statement is REDACTED

  6. CriticalQuit on June 16th, 2011 7:51 pm

    That tree is very clearly an adult.

  7. k3man on June 16th, 2011 8:03 pm

    I need you to do this large piece of wood one last favor link. Go inside me and wreck me.

  8. jerakats on June 16th, 2011 8:04 pm

    Careful with the Deku nuts, or you'll get stunned.

  9. therandombear on June 16th, 2011 8:04 pm

    well, that's too bad, I'm +1 you!

  10. spplmj on June 16th, 2011 8:08 pm

    Atleast its just a tree,

    Wait until you have to travel into Lord Jabu Jabu to save an underage fish girl.

  11. therandombear on June 16th, 2011 8:09 pm

    Some weird mouth fetish in OoT…Deku tree wants you inside him and same with Lord Jabu-Jabu…

  12. Sinister Sandvich on June 16th, 2011 8:09 pm

    Link should BARK that he should LEAF him alone before his WOOD gets any harder…

  13. MasterLuigi452 on June 16th, 2011 8:18 pm

    The tree will SAP me!
    Get it?
    Tree sap?

    Ok I will go kill myself now…

  14. HoopleDoople on June 16th, 2011 8:19 pm

    Oh good lord… KILL IT WITH FIRE!

  15. jerakats on June 16th, 2011 8:26 pm

    Let's go back in time, shall we?

  16. smashpro1 on June 16th, 2011 8:30 pm

    I shall put you…
    In my mouth.

  17. Ragnellrok on June 16th, 2011 8:32 pm

    PEDOTREE!!!!!!!!!

  18. Passerby Boy on June 16th, 2011 8:38 pm

    must…..get…….69……epeen…….but……cant……think……of…….anything……..FUNNY! NOOOOO

    oh well

    *posts link to either tv tropes or a relevant picture*

  19. vash_ts on June 16th, 2011 8:41 pm

    I will put you… in my roots

  20. Leo E. on June 16th, 2011 8:41 pm

    You rang?

  21. TalkingBidoof on June 16th, 2011 8:42 pm

    Does it still count as crabs if he's only got Gohmas in that hole?

  22. madhatter0082 on June 16th, 2011 9:05 pm

    I have a feeling that is a hardwood tree…

  23. AuraMaster on June 16th, 2011 9:23 pm

    At least they're not giant crabs. Although the spiders are enemies with weak points.

  24. AuraMaster on June 16th, 2011 9:24 pm

    That's not sap…. O_o

  25. razorman715 on June 16th, 2011 9:24 pm

    Don't be a pussy, this guy looks legit.

  26. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on June 16th, 2011 9:27 pm

    Congrats, Shawn.

    You just ruined my childhood.

    Your days are numbered.

  27. Red on June 16th, 2011 9:41 pm

    The Pedo Tree…
    a deleted dungeon from OoT

    I hear it's a bigger pain in the ass than the water temple!

  28. smartmonkey on June 16th, 2011 9:46 pm

    <img src="http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/134/5/7/Giant_enemy_crab_by_grimmjack.jpg"&gt; it had to be done.

  29. SonicsmyName on June 16th, 2011 9:48 pm

    Ahh yes, walking inside a clearly old tree (read: man) once again, and this time in glorious 3D.

    That was a goood feeling.

  30. dekuskrub1 on June 16th, 2011 9:56 pm

    *creepy smile*
    im an adult.

  31. MoG on June 16th, 2011 9:56 pm

    Thats what…Tree said…?

    …Wait what

  32. SonicsmyName on June 16th, 2011 9:59 pm

    At least Kirby's mouth leads to another dimension. Though, with all the other crap he's eaten, who knows what's worse .__.

  33. dekuskrub1 on June 16th, 2011 9:59 pm

    welcome to the internet
    where we'll rape your childhood and any hopes you had for happiness :D

  34. SonicsmyName on June 16th, 2011 10:00 pm

    That hurt me.
    Still plus1'ing you tho.

  35. dekuskrub1 on June 16th, 2011 10:00 pm

    while failing to post either link or pics

  36. MoG on June 16th, 2011 10:04 pm

    <img src="http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/080414.jpg&quot; />

  37. walktovanish on June 16th, 2011 10:15 pm

    No way! I made the exact same joke the first time I played!

  38. walktovanish on June 16th, 2011 10:16 pm

    I hear they make a cream for that.

  39. imnutty on June 16th, 2011 10:26 pm

    i got my e-peen by posting this
    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/halolz-dot-com-supersmashbrosbrawl-captainfalconapproved.jpg"&gt;
    fuck yah

  40. Ovahdrive on June 16th, 2011 10:27 pm

    The water temple was much more lubricated in comparison.

  41. imnutty on June 16th, 2011 10:28 pm

    don't even dare speak that which should not be spoken

  42. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on June 16th, 2011 10:44 pm

    Better yet, wait till you leave Lord Jabu Jabu… because there's only one way out.

  43. Seanhl on June 16th, 2011 11:15 pm

    something smells fishy around here, or should I say down the…. *cough gag cardiac arrest*

  44. Seanhl on June 16th, 2011 11:19 pm

    <img src="http://www.gifsoup.com/view4/2114725/heavy-laughing-a.gif"&gt; my exact reaction

  45. AuraMaster on June 16th, 2011 11:54 pm

    He'll touch you and pull things out of you that you never knew you had.

  46. spaghettiweegee on June 16th, 2011 11:56 pm

    Get Navi in on it. Make it a… Treesome. :3

  47. Kristoph Gavin on June 17th, 2011 12:01 am

    If you want worse, get eaten by that Summit fish in SSBB.

    HOW MANY HAVE PERISHED TO SUCH A BEAST

  48. Kristoph Gavin on June 17th, 2011 12:15 am

    It's an Oak tree. End of story.

  49. primedawg9170 on June 17th, 2011 12:16 am

    ………….The mouth?

  50. CriticalQuit on June 17th, 2011 12:20 am

    That would actually be a really good idea in this situation.

  51. CriticalQuit on June 17th, 2011 12:20 am

    She'd be shouting HEY! LISTEN! the whole time and it would be a moodkiller.

  52. PortalMan118 on June 17th, 2011 12:24 am

    if theres grass on the field…

    get it? GRASS?

    hohoho

  53. SS4FireFox on June 17th, 2011 12:25 am

    so…..is it a boy or a girl?

  54. Kristoph Gavin on June 17th, 2011 12:41 am

    SPY'S SAPPING MY MOTHER

  55. Vosur on June 17th, 2011 12:41 am

    <img style="-webkit-user-select: none" src="http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs15/f/2007/059/0/d/If_All_Else_Fails_by_Alpha_Colt.png"&gt;

  56. T on June 17th, 2011 12:43 am

    I suppose that gives whole new meaning to cleaning out the cobwebs.

  57. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on June 17th, 2011 12:46 am

    two! two ways out!
    I'll have to try that again…

  58. Kristoph Gavin on June 17th, 2011 1:46 am

    I got it by being stupid.

  59. SonicsmyName on June 17th, 2011 2:35 am

    Its name suddenly changed to Pooplord…

    God only knows why.

  60. SonicsmyName on June 17th, 2011 2:37 am

    Pedo + Pain in the ass = "Mon visage quand"

    <img src="http://vicious-violet.com/Misc/GunpeiReactionFace.jpg&quot; alt="" />

  61. Xyxoz on June 17th, 2011 2:50 am

    Yes Link. Climb inside your Adoptive tree-father to kill a giant scorpion and take the elemental stone of the forest. Then, while I'm dying from all the shit that went on in there, I'll tell you a story with the last 20 minutes of my life that could be used to save me!

  62. Combatbeaver on June 17th, 2011 3:24 am

    I see what you did there…

  63. Combatbeaver on June 17th, 2011 3:25 am

    i got it by getting it

  64. strayjohno on June 17th, 2011 4:08 am

    "and grab my nuts every chance you get"

  65. DrewP367 on June 17th, 2011 4:18 am

    Everything in Legend of Zelda seems to want to eat Link in some way… O_O

  66. Jimmy on June 17th, 2011 4:29 am

    JUST A TREE?!?
    <img src="http://chzheroes.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/superheroes-batman-superman-hoo-boy.gif"&gt;

    Even BATMAN knows Link is boned.

  67. sims796 on June 17th, 2011 8:34 am

    You kids nowadays. I remember when you had to WORK for your E-Peen. Back in my day we used to trek 2 mountains in a blizzard in order to post our witty comments. Both ways!

  68. CriticalQuit on June 17th, 2011 9:17 am

    The world will end when fire is no longer a working solution.

  69. Rocker23220 on June 17th, 2011 12:31 pm

    2Bosses1Link?

  70. Rocker23220 on June 17th, 2011 12:32 pm

    I got mine by earning it, not by begging people to +1 me so I could get to 69

  71. Rocker23220 on June 17th, 2011 12:33 pm

    I'm sorry, but………

    scorpion?????

  72. ProfessorLuigi on June 17th, 2011 2:35 pm

    What pumpkin?

  73. ProfessorLuigi on June 17th, 2011 2:40 pm

    Why, Merry chrismas to you too, Santa!

  74. Jerach on June 17th, 2011 3:22 pm

    <img src="http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/44/7f/447f54_748789.jpg&quot; /IMG>

    Admit it!

  75. TehVortex on June 17th, 2011 3:34 pm

    So just let him reach deep inside and grab hold of your assets.

  76. TehVortex on June 17th, 2011 3:37 pm

    …giddity.

  77. TehVortex on June 17th, 2011 3:50 pm

    …smash it in with your deku stick?

  78. PortalMan118 on June 17th, 2011 5:03 pm

    I am sorry for this horrible joke

  79. GazzyW007 on June 17th, 2011 5:16 pm

    Owls will get you while you slumber!

  80. penguindude42 on June 17th, 2011 7:12 pm

    His anus was unprepared.

  81. penguindude42 on June 17th, 2011 7:20 pm

    I think you mean "FUCK HYES!".

  82. penguindude42 on June 17th, 2011 7:29 pm

    Everybody wants to get in Link's pants. EVERYBODY.

  83. penguindude42 on June 17th, 2011 7:30 pm

    4 Links 1 Bottle

  84. oddball250 on June 17th, 2011 10:38 pm

    i think your talking about Red and his mountain fetish

  85. Seanhl on June 17th, 2011 10:40 pm

    I just got mine by, well idk why, natural charisma that even shines through the internet

  86. Seanhl on June 17th, 2011 10:43 pm

    as long as there is a working "w" key and a two buttoned mouse, fire will always work

  87. brent917 on June 17th, 2011 10:51 pm

    Better keep the Brain Bleach on you at all times.

  88. Red on June 17th, 2011 10:59 pm

    Isn't he a whale… that makes 3

  89. Lord_Science on June 17th, 2011 11:01 pm

    The Batman is always prepared! Wait, what?

  90. Lord_Science on June 17th, 2011 11:01 pm

    Don't you mean Gary's Oak Tree?

  91. Lord_Science on June 17th, 2011 11:03 pm

    I see what you did there…

  92. Lord_Science on June 17th, 2011 11:06 pm

    <img src="http://homepages.nyu.edu/~kmg357/pictures/games/weakpoint.jpg&quot; /IMG>

  93. Lord_Science on June 17th, 2011 11:08 pm

    gigity gigity aww right!

  94. Lord_Science on June 17th, 2011 11:09 pm

    I got all my e-peen so far for reasons unknown….

  95. Lord_Science on June 17th, 2011 11:12 pm

    <img src="http://ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com/gen/constrain/500/500/85/2010/04/23/23/ny/cz/pox3oau68w1brn4.jpg?imageId=18632106&quot; img="">

    Is this the stuffs?

  96. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on June 17th, 2011 11:21 pm

    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/cybernations/images/7/77/Spanish_inquisition.jpg"&gt;

    three! three ways to leave lord jabu jabu

  97. Kristoph Gavin on June 18th, 2011 12:39 am

    Either generation. It could be the Professor, or the Motherfucker

  98. Kristoph Gavin on June 18th, 2011 12:39 am

    I didn't. The guy's squinting too much.

  99. Passerby Boy on June 18th, 2011 3:41 am

    *sigh*
    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptitle…

  100. SonicsmyName on June 18th, 2011 3:29 pm

    …..
    Excuse me, but I searched a couple pages including TvTropes to see if I could find a proper response, and I managed to end up reading Ruby Quest….
    Thanks.

    You retrieve your fake arms from the chest. You use these for hilarious antics.

  101. Zabrio on June 19th, 2011 6:23 pm

    well, he at least said another arachnid

  102. Rocker23220 on June 19th, 2011 7:47 pm

    Yes……Gohma. The giant spider. The one that's been a spider in every reincarnation of Zelda ever.

    I think you're thinking of Darth Vader for this one.

    <img src="http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/6172/starwarsnamcoj200902071nr7.png&quot; WIDTH="300" HEIGHT="300">

  103. Xyxoz on June 19th, 2011 11:02 pm

    Tell me that THIS isn't a scorpion.
    <img src="http://teej.gbatemp.net/lozoot/gohma.jpg"&gt;

  104. Xyxoz on June 19th, 2011 11:03 pm

    See below reply.

  105. Rocker23220 on June 20th, 2011 1:35 am

    Original LoZ Gohma:
    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/zelda/images/c/ce/Gohma_(The_Legend_of_Zelda).png" width="100" height="100">

    LoZ: Link's Awakening
    <img src="http://www.zeldawiki.org/images/5/55/Gohma_LA.png&quot; width="100" height="100">

    LoZ: Four Swords
    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/zelda/images/6/65/Gohma_(Four_Swords_Adventures).png" width="100" height="100">

    LoZ: Twilight Princess
    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/nintendo/en/images/5/53/Armogohma.png&quot; width="100" height="100">

    Tell me ALL THOSE don't look like spiders???

    Or, if you want to get specific, talking about Queen Gohma only:

    One: "A spider-like creature, she can hatch Gohma Larvae to help her defeat Link."
    Queen Gohma- Zeldapedia

    Two: Scorpions don't lay eggs.
    Do scorpions lay eggs?

    Oh, and no I'm sorry, but I don't see "scorpion" anywhere in that picture

  106. Jimmy on June 20th, 2011 7:49 am

    <img src="http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/060828.jpg"&gt;

    IT TASTES LIKE BURNING!!!

  107. Xyxoz on June 20th, 2011 7:15 pm

    You don't have to be an ass. I'm just saying that the OoT version looks like a scorpion. Calm down.

  108. Rocker23220 on June 20th, 2011 8:55 pm

    Alright. I'm sorry if it sounded that way. I wasn't (completely) trying to be like that.

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