Just a typical first experience playing Minecraft!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 14, 2011 · 10:07 PM
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Categories: Animated, Cutesy Wutesy, Explosives, Extreme CloseUp, Minecraft, Obnoxious, PC, Rage Enducing, Rockin' Out, Secret Items, Video Clips, Wild Animals, Zombies · Leave a comment (74 Comments) |
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inb4minecraftrelatedpuns
… why must everything I love explode?
BUILDING BLOCKS!
The prolouge to minecraft!
And you have successfully just made this sites humor useless
Were it so easy…
(To do that.)
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Was any body else bothered by the Grass sound when the guy lands on Stone in the first video?
I'd like to refer to the fact we ARE able to get along without puns, image embedding, and such, by using nothing but sheer wit.
Yes, we've done it before :P
I need a "Party Hard" creeper gif immediately!
If a skeleton came up to me and started talking, I would either:
A) Run in terror and scream like a little girl
B) Try to fight it
C) Curl up in the fetal position and cry for mommy
D) Kiss my ass goodbye
Not necessarily in that preferred order.
It's like Egoraptor, only this was kind of disappointing.
"I don't want to play building blocks with my cousin! I have way better…important..things to do.."
"Alright, time to check out Minecraft"
That part gets me every time.
nah, he does it right, just with the controlled use of the word "fuck", and without outlandish bodily contortions occurring
This is EVERYONE'S initial thought of Minecraft.
so…..were just give newgrounds the middle finger now?
you may now kiss the *explosion*
yes but if the skeleton talked like Herbert its time to just quit
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/familyguy/images/d/d1/Herbert.JPG">
We here at Team Halolz do not condone child violence…
We do, however, find it hilarious.
You asked for it. (Yes, I did make this myself just for you)
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*close up* It's Glorious!!
Congratulations! It's a baby bo- *explosion*
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I really should stop making these gifs and get some sleep…
Too late. I embedded an image. *is ashamed*
rel="nofollow">Michael Bay-splosion!!
E) Start a Scooby-Doo chase scene
Awh yes im finally gonna lose my virg -- *explosion*
This was my reaction http://www.myfacewhen.com/183/
Too soon?
"Honey, we've been together for a long time and I've been want to ask you… Will you marry me?"
"YES! Oh yes I will marry you, *Explosion*"
"Why did you call me Explosion?"
"Oh, I was expecting the joke there-"
*And then they both died in an explosion.*
No. No you should not.
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THAT MUST BE THE CREEPER!
RELEVANT.
<img src="http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo86/wisdombook/Creepernope.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket">
Seriously, I want to beat every person that uses the “What the Fu *BOOOOM*” to death with llama testicles.
Why llama testicles? Why not llama testicles.
i would say hi, i mean he might just want a friend
*dies*
okay maybe not…..
then i must never sleep!
I'm surprised he didn't freak out when he saw the exploding green penises.
So he/she lost his/her virginity…after having a kid?
inb4 immaculateconception
F) Teach it how to dance and get countless diamonds with your show.
G) Record it and sue Notch for overtrolling.
I've never seen such a gentlemanly Creeper!
He's waiting for you to leave, so he wont destroy your fine home. Too bad not all of them are so well-mannered like this good chap.
Least I didn't inb4 that.
And when you've just got your leather armor, stone sword and bow, and learned to watch your back like you were playing TF2.
When you've mastered your survival skills enough to laugh while you deal with creepers in close quartes combat and dodge every skeleton arrow…It's not enough: you will just fall into lava while you try to get that diamond.
Yeah, we're not touching that…
In other news, a creeper blew up the stage to a Blue Oyster Cult concert tonight, during the middle of the performance of…
*holds breath*
…Burnin' for you
*crowd grabs torches and pitchforks*
You have no idea how happy I am to see this.
h) hear a story of passion, romance….
AND A HORRIBLE CRIME!
http://www.bridalassociationofamerica.com/wedding…
i am dissapoint :/
creeper is bed room intruder
i can only think of japan at this moment
so if you reach -100 e-peen do you get horns or wings or something like in fable? or did you get to use the middle finger, kiss my ass, or vulgar thrust expressions?
I just believe we need this
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Didn't Pegasus' wife explode?
TWICE?
Can't let you do that, razorman.
Creepers….1:24.
Don't take their name literally.
Creeper with a rape face.
He's climbing in your window, he's blowing your people up.
Trying to kill them so you need to hide your pig, hide your life.
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Inb4tentaclerapejoke
OI! *Flips bird*
One of my favorite ways to anger the townsfolk…before brutally murdering them.
The creeper has a dream machine!
You really need to stop doing that.
[A unique YGO:TAS reference? INCONCIEVABLE!]
And this will never happen once shawn gets admin mods for halolz minecraft server
Really? It reminds me of rel="nofollow">this for some reason..
And by "watches" you mean "stare blankly at without pupils", and by "sleep" you mean "cry in a corner".
…and masturbate?
so THAT's how Brian got married rel="nofollow">to an explosion (at 0:54)
Note to those about to play catch close to lava.DONT.the item will magicly fly into it even if you did not throw it in its direction.In which a random monster will appear and take your 1-ups and blow up in your face.even if they are not creepers.
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here you go
Im surprised this comment is not disliked…
(my reaction to when my friend finds diamond.
I) I'd like to know how he became a living skeleton so I could be one too, Then I'd donate my body to science. FOR SCIENCE!!!
Family Guy: rel="nofollow">
They're from Doofenssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssmirtz Evil Incorporated~ rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
dont be silly thats the ceiling cat
Can't sleep; Creepers will rape me.
There I very few things I can say have honestly caused me to lol. This is one of them.
Don't you mean : Can't let you mine that, razorman : ?