Scientists just aren’t good at talking to women!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 13, 2011 · 5:13 PM 
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78 Responses to “Why Gordon Doesn’t Talk”

  1. Ultamia on June 13th, 2011 5:19 pm

    Oh that's bull Gordon, I had no trouble at all at looking at her boobs.. Wait what? I mean…

    Edit: Holy crap how did I get to 48p so quickly?

  2. HoopleDoople on June 13th, 2011 5:19 pm

    And here I thought Gordon Freeman was out smashing scientist stereotypes (with a crowbar, nonetheless)…

  3. spplmj on June 13th, 2011 5:24 pm

    Gordon you've got it all wrong. Women have boobs so you've got something to look at while you're talking to them!

    <img src="; alt="" width="300" height="225" />

  4. MokubaKaiba on June 13th, 2011 5:53 pm
  5. Dr. Furry on June 13th, 2011 5:53 pm

    baaaaaaaarely shawn? i showed that to you months ago XD

  6. Alpar on June 13th, 2011 5:56 pm

    Is this also the reason why we don't have Episode 3 yet?

  7. greenxboy on June 13th, 2011 5:57 pm
  8. Jimmy on June 13th, 2011 5:58 pm
  9. BTSnoogans on June 13th, 2011 6:03 pm

    Will Gordon Freeman ever successfully talk to a girl? Find out next time in Episode 3!

  10. general Mudkip on June 13th, 2011 6:05 pm

    I swear by my tophat ive seen this before

  11. VyseRogueKing on June 13th, 2011 6:25 pm

    SPELLING HAMMER! "Doesn't" not "dosen't"! Shawn I am disappoint.

  12. JohnPoe on June 13th, 2011 7:00 pm

    Gordon Freeman is wearing a skirt. Cannot unsee.

  13. Paulrus-Keaton? on June 13th, 2011 7:09 pm

    Other instances:

    Eli Vance: Gordon Freeman. Heh, let me get a look at you, man…
    Gordon: (thinking) Oh god, a black man. Stay cool, stay cool… you're not a racist, just watch your words. Wait, did I use "black"? Fuck! I mean, he's a "minority"….. NO NO NO, "African-American". Wait, is he even American? Never really asked. Fuck it, I'll go with that. Yeah! yeah! Better to think that before I think "nigg-DAMMIT.

  14. PortalMan118 on June 13th, 2011 7:20 pm

    Now if someone could tell me why Chell doesn't talk….

  15. vash_ts on June 13th, 2011 7:47 pm

    gordon lost his voice with the first invasion, that was an
    unforseen consequence….

    that´s why no one is expecting you to answer

  16. Uzumakiclan43 on June 13th, 2011 7:54 pm

    C'mon, Gordon! Resist those urges! Don't make me show the film that made me the man I am today! (sorry for those who are country-blocked)

  17. Seanhl on June 13th, 2011 8:41 pm

    inb4 sammich

  18. The_AntiVillain on June 13th, 2011 8:45 pm

    is it just me or is this a repeat?

  19. Nyoron on June 13th, 2011 11:06 pm

    Now, let's all agree that we at least spent a minute staring at her boobs.

  20. razorman715 on June 13th, 2011 11:50 pm

    Yeah, but that doesn't explain why almost every other videogame protaganist doesn't say a damn thing.

  21. CriticalQuit on June 14th, 2011 12:25 am

    Who needs talking?

    Oh right me XD

  22. Haeso5 on June 14th, 2011 6:02 am

    Remember kratlolz? We all want that back but that obviously won't happen, so I got an idea, Shawn. HALFLOLZ. We don't have enough Half-life related lolz, so make Halflolz! And no the lolz wont be half as great. They will be a fourth as great. :3

  23. Kristoph Gavin on June 14th, 2011 7:07 am

    She made herself mute.

    For science…you monster.

  24. Jones-250 on June 14th, 2011 8:04 am

  25. HughbertEsq on June 14th, 2011 1:02 pm

    I wonder if that'll be the mainstay of Freemans Mind when they get to HL2

  26. tmotom on June 14th, 2011 1:07 pm

    Looks like Mr. Freeman has a crowbar… IN HIS PANTS!!! Ha.

  27. TheAl41 on June 14th, 2011 3:49 pm

    Isnt this like a few years old or something cause i have seen this before…

  28. Lord_Science on June 14th, 2011 6:26 pm

    I think he misinterpreted "burn" for "Smash everything to pieces and then smash those pieces into smaller pieces with a crowbar"
    Honest mistake on his part. I once misinterpreted "Don't mess with the laws of physics" for "create a weapon based on black holes"
    That was not so honest though.

  29. SonicsmyName on June 14th, 2011 7:30 pm

    Isn't this older than dirt?

  30. ProfessorLuigi on June 15th, 2011 9:14 pm

    That's why burning zombies is so much fun…

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