Well, looks like Nintendo wins again. Seriously guys, you gotta try harder!
KINECT KINECT KINECT
By ShatterFrame, submitted by Erikfit
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 7, 2011 · 7:11 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Wanna know why? Because Nintendo is awesome.
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i'll buy nintendo just for the episode 3, even after teh whole lets trash the wii with horrible 3rd person titles and screw over melee by making it casual.
YAY! Luigi's Mansion 2! Now everyone will pay attention to Weegee!
Oh shit, here come the cops!
WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U
Wait, there was supposed to be a "winner" in that? Sounds like everyone lost.
Heres how I felt during the press conferences.
Microsoft:
oh my god Kinect everywhere! Someone shoot me.
Sony:
Wow this stuff is pretty cool, I'm definitely looking forward to the upcoming year of Playstation 3 and Vita.
Nintendo:
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Darksiders II as a WiiU launch title.
No joke here, i just love that so much.
Also, this is my 1000th comment!! 8D
There were not that many interesting IP other then Neverdead, Overstrike and what Nintendo talked about.
Overall I thought it was a below average E3, which left a bad taste in my mouth (Thanks a lot MS)
BTW with the 3DS having a bad battery life, who else thinks the Wii U controller will have to be constantly charged (since it needs to power the screen and transmit between the main console) breaking up your play session?
NOoooooooooooooooooooo!
Interesting how no one's mentioned Halo 4, considering this site is called HALOLZ…
from Wii to U, Wii'd like to say: thank you Nintendo.
♫A Wii U, killer tofu♫
I hope someone will agree with me when I said I enjoyed all 3 of them, and didn't really think Nintendo blew me away as much as it did to everyone else (which isn't to say they were bad: I just appreciated all 3).
Wait, I'm supposed to say something funny. Um… I'm a potato?
MS: KINECT KINECT KINECT
Sony: Lol noobs we have uncha-
MS: Halo 4
Sony: We also have resist-
MS: Halo 4
Sony: But-
MS: Ha-
Nintendo: Everything, bitch!
MS & Sony: Dammit
Cure for cancer…… i wonder what the controls will be like? i hope they are as good as the prequel, Cure for Hepatitis B
MS: Looking forward to Halo 4, but the Kinect spam is getting sad.
Sony: Just the SoTC remake for me thanks. When I get a PS3 that is. Still not going online though.
Ninty: NO MORE HEROES 3. SMASH BROS 4. NOW.
He forgot to add the second coming of Jesus to the list of Nintendo announcements.
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Here.
Hey, at least Sucker Punch is making Sly 4: Thieves in Time. Point for Sony.
On the other hand, Cave Story 3DS is coming this August, and there's lots of other cool stuff coming in Nintendo as well. Quote for SSB4!
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I mean, I get that we're Americans over here on the West coast but not all of us are "Southern folk".<img src="http://images.wikia.com/mlp/images/8/85/ApplejackBigMacintosh.png"> WEE OOO Wii U…
Applebuck season already?
Super Smash Bros. and Luigi's Mansion 2…
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Oh and this needs to happen. <a href="http://masterluigi452.deviantart.com/favourites/38345458?offset=24#/d275wu4” target=”_blank”>http://masterluigi452.deviantart.com/favourites/38345458?offset=24#/d275wu4
Weej Gusta.
All I can say is that I was honestly hoping for Pikmin 3. Reggie really had me pissed off at some parts. The following is legit and really happened in front of my monitor today.
But I can announce one title…
"Pikmin 3."
…Is in development for Wii U.
"PIKMIN 3."
Nintendo will publish the world of…
"GOD PLEASE LET IT BE PIKMIN 3."
…the Lego City Stories!
"GOD DAMNIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
i'm still a bit confused for Wii U. Is it a new controller or an actual console all by itself?
we all know this but i just had to
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Am I the only person who first thought of Ryu when I heard the new name?
The Microsoft press conference had the exact same format as last year.
Open with Gears of War 3, KINECTKINECTKINECTKINECTDANCECENTRALKINECTKINECTKINECT then close things off with Halo.
Sony did a nice job. Vita looks sexy.
And Nintendo…. good ol' Nintendo. Good to see you back to your former glory.
Also. This is my first time posting on HALOLZ. Nice to meet everyone :D
shhh, hear that? that's the sound of the joke going over your head
Well, I guess on the bright side more Halo means more space.
Guys, I'm going to Halo.
no thanks
Dr Furry, you will now see you E-Peen drop faster than even before, seek salvation in Miyamoto or face damnation… that or grounding yourself in Great Console War
MY WALLET IS READY
Ok, so ive not been keeping super up to date with all the E3 crap atm, BUT
WHY THE HELL DID NINTENDO GET TO ANNOUNCE HAL3 LIFE 2: EPISODE 3 !?!?!
Half life has been a major player in both Steam with pc and mac, and The Orange Box for Xbox.
So why would nintendo get to claim it as their own? As far as im aware theres not been a half life game on any nintendo. (But then again, the newest nintendo ive got is the NES….)
But seriously??
Goddamn Nintendo, dont do a Sony and steal everyone elses games…..
Also, touchscreen controllers? for a bigscreen tv?
F THAT SHI!! Ive already got an iPhone to game on, and that sucks! I mean, can we not just focus on actually good games first, before making some crappy ass consoles, i mean, look at Kinect. All those games suck ass, and even the normal games Xbox is bringing out at the moment suck!
I wish these companies would think these damn ideas through first, rather than jump into any ideas with enough "New content" to warrant a new gimmicky console, thats barely gonna be used……
MEANWHILE AT UBISOFT: rel="nofollow">
my clever ploy worked, i got enough negative points to be bumped back down to 69 :). although i still think brawl is too casual and they should fix that in the next smash.