Dangerous to the town’s ceramics and chickens at least…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 1, 2011 · 5:35 PM
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rupees are pretty big, a fistful would be like, what….3?
Gentlemen. I am saddened to inform you that I am unaware of what past literary or cinematic work this latest submission alludes to.
If any of you kind gents would we belling to expand my knowledge of this submission it would be greatly appreciated.
Alas, although I know this is a reference to the classic Clint Eastwood film, I first thought of this epic tale.
I'm pretty sure it's a reference to rel="nofollow">this. Proof me wrong.
The original movie is called A fistful of Dollers with Clint Eastwood
I believe it's meant to be this…
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e4/Fis…
See, my horse don't like people laughin'. She gets the crazy idea you're laughing at her.
When the Hylian with a Master Sword meets the Garudo with the Triforce, you said the elf with the master sword is a dead man…lets see if it's true.
there was kid link, and teen link, and man link….whats next?
<img src="http://www.obviouswinner.com/storage/post-images/old-link.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1287633952855">
oh dear god no
Eh? Wasn't it this? rel="nofollow">
…
… http://www.myfacewhen.com/i/453.jpg
But if you have a very large and powerful hand, and you have many rupees, if you make a fist, you might crush them! This is only speculation, as I don't know how much force a rupee can take.
No, guys, it's a reference to this: http://www.halolz.com/2011/06/01/a-fistful-of-rup…
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*Gerudo
beat you to it quaker…
You know what's next?
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SPELLING HAMMER!
*Gerudo
Also, when you say "a Master Sword", are you implying that there are more? I believe, good sir, that there is only one.
Well, if you've got a hand large and powerful enough for it to crush a crystalline currency when balled up into a fist, you would have to be a very large and powerful being yourself. And if a large and powerful being was experiencing the problem of crushing its money on a regular basis, it would need something other than its bare hands with which to carry said money…
…I think we've just described the origins of the Giant's Wallet.
Hylian with no last name… can you lend me a fistful of rupees?
nintendo's #1 badazz mute, ……………has returned
And don't miss the sequel, The Good (Link), The Bad (Ganon), and The Ugly (Tingle).
I know what you're thinking, "Does he have two eyes or just none?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a face full of railroads, the most crinkled, squinty face in all of hollywood, and would blow your Oscar list clean off it's ass, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, Sony?
Fool! Ganon is the ugly! The true villain is Tingle! Don't let him trick you!
where I wish my head was |||||||||||||| the reference
my head
:C
Fun movie trivia: An ocarina was used in the soundtrack of "The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly."
This movie was good but he was better in Dirty Fairy.
What? And where?
And who the hell uses a C for a face? Or is that just me going insane?
it depends on if they're green or not.
But if they are green, here's my reaction: rel="nofollow">
No Videogames for Old Links?
Finally, an use for my encyclopedic knowledge of Spaghetti Westerns!
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A Pistol for Tingle
A Few Rupees More
Rito Joe
Johnny Goro
Go Kill Everyone to Open A Door
They Call Me Triforce
A Fistful of Bomb Flowers
Triforce is Still My Name
To Many Rupees for one Goron
Ten Hylians and a Rito
Dammit, you beat me to it. I tip my hat to you, sir.
This is what i thought first…. rel="nofollow">
???
What about the ones in the different games? We don't know what happend to them.
Liked him beter in Link to the Future
Try to find a decent copy of the first two films that aren't dubbed in Hylian with crappy English fansubs.
You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
A hearty plus one to you, and a tip of my generous pile of hats.
This image had a theme song before it even existed.
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Or as link would put it:
HYAAH!
If the main character can't talk, how will the movie turn out?
Don't forget Giant Rupees from Minish Cap.
<img src="http://images.coolchaser.com/themes/t/568853-fc07.deviantart.com-fs27-f-2008-146-4-c-Ganon_Animation_1_by_RJ815.gif" alt="" />
I concur good sir!
HA!!!!
Hey look, it's gimli from golden axe!
How do they not fall over?
You must tell me your secrets!
I want to see the equal to angel eyes.
Also, they should make a movie poster for a fistful of dynamite with bomberman.
<img src="http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/11/08/arts/09count600.jpg" alt="" />
Now, picture him in a Kokiri tunic and hat!
"you have my bow"
"and my Megaton HAMMER"
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/nintendo/en/images/7/7d/Megaton-Hammer.png" alt="" />
HAHAHA!!!
Starring Clint Eastwood as Ganondorf!
but… if it references it self than… OH DEAR GOD A PARADOX HAS OCCURRED!!!! O_O
So much badassery in this, it cant even be no longer called badass. ITS BETTER THAN BADASS
their the same one… just one Master Sword… TO RULE THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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call it.
(for those who don't realize, its the shadow sage's medallion from OoT)
I hope I spelled that right…
Wow, I feel like such a hipster now. No one watches westerns? Or maybe the joke doesn't translate well (they are both horses, after all…)
Well, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly is the third one. For A Few Rupees More comes in between.
And before them: The Magnificent Seven Sages
Oddly enough, the Eastwood method of acting is "The less dialogue, the better." We'd miss out on some snappy lines, sure, but the overall effect would be fantastic.
A little something like this…
I think the chickens are more of a danger to him than he is to them.
Plot summaries:
A Pistol for Tingle:
When a Gerudo bandit (Nabooru Goldmeyer) takes local rancher Talon and his family hostage as a result of a failed bank robbery, a creepy Balloonist (Tingle Eyeminyerhaus) is released from prison to infiltrate the gang in exchange for the the courts dropping charges of Fairy Impersonation.
A Few Rupees More:
The Hylian with No Name and an older bounty hunter (James Falcon) reluctantly join forces against bandit Ingo and his gang.
Rito Joe:
After his tribe is massacred, a lone Rito sets off to pursue the outlaws responsible.
Johnny Goro:
Gunfighter Johnny the Goron reluctantly helps a local sheriff (Ettore Manni-Manni) defend his town against a group of Moblins.
Go Kill Everyone to Open A Door:
A young Hylian and his Fairy must kill everything in a room in order to leave alive.
A Fistful of Bomb Flowers:
After crossing paths, ex-Zora man Glubglub and a Moblin bandit are caught in the middle of the Mexican Revolution.
Too Many Rupees for One Goron:
A group of outlaws and bandits await the release of an elderly goron miner who is believed to have hidden 28 sacks of gold 20 years earlier. Terrance Link and Deku the Scrub, two local desperadoes, gain the confidence of the old rock-man and follow him on his quest to recover the gold. However, they are closely followed by Skull the Kidand his gang, among other villains, wishing to take the gold for themselves.
That actually looks awesome
Oh i'm pretty sure its a reference to some movie.
*heavy voice*"Who touched the -1 button! Who touched her?"
They are called Cuccoos…
Just as I intended!
It is as it was meant to be…
TOO LATE!
dafuq?
D-D-D-D-DOUBLE POST!
Also, you did spell it right.
I must counteract this with a +1 of my very own!
To quote a (hopefully) reformed troll, "HAHAHA!"
That puny nail-popper is nothing compared to the Hammer of Grammar!
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THIS BABY CAN LEVEL MOUNTAINS!
But Silver, you shouldn't be affected by it!; you're not an AI! (Or are you? O_O)
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It must be… EPICLY UBERBADASS!
Also <a href="http://:http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-photos-capturing-moments-spontaneous-badassery/” target=”_blank”>:http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-photos-capturing-moments-spontaneous-badassery/
I'm not going to begin pointing out how many things are wrong in that statement… but there's a lot.
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You, sir, win.
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And "we" didn't describe the origins. It was all you.
You bastard! You broke my ears!
Those were regular rupees, you were just tiny.
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rel="nofollow">Or this.
When did Sony get in on this?
It wasn't there when I put mine there. Damn Delays. Also, it was clearly spelling, not grammar.
SPELLING HAMMER!!!!
*happened
god no? more like FUCK YES!
I SEE NOTHING BUT AWESOMENESS IN THIS IMAGE!
*neck twists into spaghetti*
Giddy up!
but can it kill Volvagia? I think not.
was it made by Gorons? I think not.
Is your argument valid? I think not.
quaker's reaction:
"Nooo!!! It BBUURRRRRNNSS!!!!!
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Ah, but Redzeroine brought up the possibility of large and powerful hands, you sir, speculated that said hands might have the force necessary to crush rupees, both observations being crucial to my later speculations, so it was, most certainly a group effort, albeit an inadvertent one. ^_^
Still, the adulations are much appreciated.
Well, I'm a scientist, after all.
-shoop-
Link's squinting pretty hard so… yeah It's a Clint Eastwood reference. :p
*nostalgia'd*
You are credit to team!
Mindmelting logic is painful…
and I'm not talking about the moving picture!
Your thoughts are nothing compared to what I just did to your mountain!
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*They're
She had cake mix, but she didn't use it…
Hey, new guys.
As are you!
kinda looks like Mr Fish
so… nothing next to nothing….
well, "two nothings is nothing" so… rel="nofollow">
Actually, that looks badass. I'd like to play as a Hylian once my level 1 half-elf Paladin dies in D&D.
kidding? looks awesome from here
The Courage, the Power, and the Wisdom.
uhhh….. maybe…….
Needs more Lee Van Cleef
You *** ** * ***** (no im not kidding)
you stole the photo i used for comment on something else: http://www.halolz.com/2011/05/28/tilting-the-cont…
AND YOU NOT EVEN CREDIT ME?!?!?
That's… actually really badass.
Think about it.
With all the monsters, beasts, and fucking cuckoos running around hyrule…
HE
IS
STILL
ALIVE