It totally did! Until they added all those motion controls… that just screwed everything up.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 28, 2011 · 4:24 AM
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Just goes to show that NOOBtendo is only catering to kids nowadays. Back in my day you had to tilt the shit out of your controller to help you get around those tight corners but with the Wii-mote everything is on easy mode! Anyone can move their hands, I moved my whole body!
I have been raging about this phenomena since I was five years old. You see, I went to a daycare center when I was a kid, and they had an SNES with a bunch of games, one of which was Super Mario World. EVERY GODDAMN KID pulled this shit when they jumped. Thanks for bringing up bad memories, Shawn.
and now it does! Freak'n motion controls, ruining my video games!
motion controls. because tilting the controller till you fall of your chair NEEDS to work.
Another Myth Busted: Agent Smith tilts the controller while playing.
Don't forget swearing vehemently.
Motion controls did ruin everything.
*The following is me playing Mario Kart Wii on Rainbow Road*
Time to take this corner, tilt the controler, tilt it some more *Leans far* *motion controls spaz out and it registers as if I'm turning the other way*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Catering only to kids you say?
*Slaps you* OBJECTION!!!
Pandora's Tower: rel="nofollow">
http://www.nintendo.co.jp/wii/sx3j/
ANGLING YOUR HEAD SLIGHTLY WHILE LEANING TOWARD TV.
You KNOW you can see around that corner.
But of course, how else are you going to look around the corner, use the camera stick?
Please
I think it's a law or something…ya pretty sure it's a law.
I didn't just tilt the controlled, I actually moved it from side to side.
Mario Kart made me smash my N64 controller on the wall so goddamn much
Funny, I tilted my head around, not the controller, though sometimes both. It feels just like leaning around them corners man!
And let's not even mention the effect caused by massive explosions/crashing: the effect was so amazing I almost backflipped out of my chair and faceplanted.
Too bad the chair itself didn't survive the awesomeness, either way it was 50€ well spent!
Thats why you shoudn't play videogames on a mountain.
(That means YOU red.)
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SUNGLASSES WHILE PLAYING A VIDEO GAME
Just in case you forgot how "bad-ass" you are
You know that **** helps you turn better…… Mr. Anderson
Pausing right before death:
Because you also just wanna take a moment to condense how much fail you weaved into that last move which led to your ultimate demise, and subsequently, your next facepalm. Feels bad, man…
"Looking like a jackass" is one of the reasons I don't like driving games. The other being I suck at them and don't find them fun XD
Can't tell if trolling…
or very Microsoft.
Luigi: It'sa 106 miles to Peach's Castle, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark… and we're wearing sunglasses.
Mario: Hit it.
What else do you expect people in the matrix to do?
…Oh dear. Did you read past the first sentence?
nah, he's just old. he's only saying that they cater to kids now a days, what with your with your millennium items and your card games and your loud music and your hula hoops and your hopscotch and your dungarees and your lollipops and your Sony Playstation and your voice activated light switches and your leather pants and your artificial insemination.
It's Friday night, I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta, and my all rush mix tape… LET'S ROCK.
Yes. And I wasn't sure how else to respond XD
Hey, at least old people have the good music. Classic Rock > Modern Pop
*brofist*
We actually had a similar discussion last night, About how they wanted to do an Elton John episode of Glee, and how I couldn't be held responsible for the lives I would take if it happened.
Look at the Irate Gamer's Contra review. With his shaking, he's unstoppable!
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Did anyone say aligning your head will align what you see? Because I recall hearing someone mentioning that.
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Space Ghost finds your ruffian tilting and late 90s clothes to be most distasteful!
so jack nicholson plays video games hunh?
Anyone else getting a serious Postal Guy vibe from that dude? Or is it a Postal Dude vibe from that Guy?
I forget.
Oh please… Experts don't need to turn.
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What experts are^
Heavy Weapons Guy approves!
Replay Data in Super Smash Bros. Brawl…
Same concept. Same amount of self-loathing fail.
I approve.
And 5 seconds later: RRRRRAGEQWIT!
Damn.
Brings me back to final boss of Rayman 2 The Great Escape…
I was tilting my whole body back then…
That, and ramming buttons when you were waiting to respawn. It totally makes you come back faster.
Tilting the controller hardly does anything, you need to tilt your head at the same time!
And to help you *Piccolo's voice* DODGE!!!
I can't believe that no has mentioned leaning to dodge bullets!
(Unless someone has and I missed it, in which case, my apologies.)
Before these newfangled "motion controls," we dodged bullets with the leaning of our bodies, callouses of our thumbs, and sweat of our brows!
Granted, it actually works in this game.
Cue 102 toad pileup
Biting down on your tongue: a proven way to enhance gameplay.
Remember, kids, if you want to play video games to the EXTREEEEMMME, wear '90's clothing, tilt the controllers, and scream at the televison! EXTREEME! This message brought to you by Yuuma Tsukumo.
Don't worry, the Wii has made it so that those morons who tilted the controller during racing games can finally play correctly.
Is your link broken? It just redirects to this page.
I came…
…
…*sniggers*
Further tips include:
1. Turning your hat backward.
2. If you lack a hat, acquire a hat and designate it 'lucky'.
3. Tell everyone else in the room to STFU.
he better not go on my lawn…
Why do I doubt that his controller is even plugged in?
Oh God, I thought that I was just falling off of rainbow road road a million times, I didn't realize I was experiencing deja vu……….
Wait a minute.
THERE'S A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX!
better question, who WASN'T I rarely tilted a controller before I got a wii and I was spazzing on that fight. the golgroth was an ass
I hate tilting the controller. I don't like to because it makes me look like a chinese retard fag. I play normally ._. Unless of course it's the Nintendo 64 racing wheel. Because then, you already look like an idiot and moving around a bit wont really harm you any further.
Thank god that they let me use a gamecube controller.
Halolz is… THE GAME.
Wait…WHAT!?
Wow, you'd go that far?
I don't mind music as long as it isn't mainstream (in the rare instance I like mainstream stuff is when it's of the genre I actually like and/or NOT a freaking love song)
Yeah, you heard in those brackets right.
Practically HALF THE RADIO IS A LOVE SONG, HALF THE RADIO IS A TALK SHOW
and none of it is WHAT WE WANT TO HEAR
and some consider it to be ALL CRAP on the radio
Music really confounds me. I only know a lot of it because my sister is a freak for music (and is, unfortunately, a Beliber)
Nunchuck + Wiimote = Problem solved.
Oh, the joys of a joystick.
How in the blue hell did this even recieve +1?
And if you're really pro, you'll struggle valiantly to get your kart out of the starting line in Mario Kart 64!
nope.avi
Pushing buttons as hard as humanly possible when charging
BECAUSE YOU KNOW it makes you charge faster.
Remember when you leaned towards the TV to help you see farther, only to find out that you forgot to zoom in, and even after doing so, you continued to lean towards the TV to see even farther and got that shot off to kill your target?
Good times.
I'd make a serious comment about how I do that too but if I'm not at least a little bit of a smart ass I'll get a ton of -1's.
Tilting the controller? Pfft. Flicking the controller upwards to make you jump farther is where it's at.
The Wii did that to make you feel more "in" the game, not to aid people who use instincts. I don't think anybody would believe anything said by anyone with an e-peen such as yours. Tmotom is a different story, though. He has reformed himself. I am droning on now, so I'm just going to post this
How in the green Nether did you forget to give yourself a picture?
Quite.
Dude, there are plenty of stations that are devoted to only certain types of music. Even the radio towers in Kanto and Johto play more than love songs and talk shows. You just gotta find what you want, and not expect it to find you.
Mind…BLOWN!
And the best way…
Yell at the game to coax your player into doing the right thing!
Who said that?
I know that I'm taking a risk by double posting here, but I think a troll is in the dungeon.
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same link i need to post on this page, TWICE
Huh, I thought I checked the link after I posted it. It was supposed to go here.
Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh…..You were so close tmotom, so close. I thought you were reformed!
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I can figure there's more than just love songs and talk shows in radio stations.
I just think that those two categories/genres are taking up the majority of radio I hear in Australia nowadays.
By the way, I was actually talking IRL…
…
…damn you -1 people.
Can't you give me a break? Sure I break out of character from time to time, but can't you allow for SOME REGULAR DISCUSSION!? (question is for all you people)
…now that I say that, my E-Peen's going down. A lot.
(…Help me…?)
Feh! I press A+B+Down! It always results in a higher catch rate!
I had a friend as a kid who would not only tilt the controller he would jurk it around so much he once pulled my N64 out of the tv cabant I had in and out on to the coffee table
I was speaking my mind again… fuck….
*insta-rage*
Wait…
Zyq, that's a wikipedia link…
Are you sure you're feeling alright?
*another brofist and a +1* because classic rock rules. Modern music can bite my not so shiny, fleshy, ass.
That's what they want you to think but when you find a classic rock station, what do you hear? The newest Nickelback song. Because apparently classic rock DJs think that that's classic rock. *facepalm* That's why I use my car's CD player an never turn on the radio.
The one thing I don't like about being young is the lack of good music. Luckily I escape that by not caring about music. Score one for apathy. (Note: Apathy's score is unknown because everyone was too apathetic to keep track of it)
Don't worry, Halolz is full of assholes anyways. Trust me when I say you don't want to comment here.
More like thinking that you can avoid said death, walking through every possible situation that lead you to victory when after a few hours… you just end up dying anyway.
I move my entire body when driving a vehicle.
It's the reason why I can't ever do a barrel roll.
I NEVER tilted the controller when I was younger. By the way, my "e-peen" is only like this because I accidentally posted "first" one time and now everyone hates me for it. There is no denying the fact that motion controls have made it easier for the people that absolutely HAD to turn the controller to play a freakin' racing game.
God I hated that boss. I fell out of my chair so many times.
On the bright side, I don't mess up in flight simulators as often as I did before beating that boss.