CORE TEAM, ASSEMBLE!
Fact Core… with the power of knowledge!
Adventure Core… with the power of courage!
Space Core… with the power of flight!
Wheatley… with the power of… well… he’s not a moron!
Also he has a British accent that makes him a good leader, right?
By Psuedofolio, submitted by Mr. Raccoon
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 26, 2011 · 9:57 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
I demand an Encore.
so much win
With your powers combined —- Core corruption at 100%
Demand for FUTURE DLC!
You see what I did there?
I didn't ask, I'm demanding it!
I'll gladly pay 15 units for something like this!
… FOUR PLAYER PORTAL CO-OP! (Those would be the most confusing puzzles ever.)
Space Core, ultimate interrogator.
Hey
Hey
Hey Lady
Hey Lady
Hey
OhohOh you did it, you did it, pabpapbpabapa guilty!!!
Red used Encore!!!
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I too demand an Encore… IN SPACE!!!
smashpro1 used Encore in SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!
It's not very effective.
Unfortunately, by the time Space Core makes it to the villain's lair, he's long been defeated by the others.
The vast distances he needs to traverse are one of the few bad things about space (the others being 1) no air, 2) supernovas, and 3) black holes)
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p.s. Space!
Core location: space
Two of them are in space,
two of them are not….
clearly the only solution is to have space core take the space that would be allocated to the remaining two cores!
<img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/list/000/113/214/shutup_rarity.jpg?1302579434" alt="" />
(tried to find one i hadn't seen before)
Looks to me like L4D, Core edition.
Oh! Another portal submission, I thought we could take a break but…… I guess this is okay.
*eye twitch*
Left Core Dead?
…………………
It kind of rhymes….
inb4captainplanetjokes
EDIT: 111 E-Peen get! Awesome.
<img src="http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/gamelife/2010/06/wheatley-660x379.jpg">
He sees what you did there.
I DEMAND A "Balls of Steel" TAG!
Borderlands mod please
Adventure, The Big Guy.
Fact, The Smart Guy.
Space, The Lancer.
Wheatley, The Hero.
If only GLaDOS' original cores survived. Curiosity Core would be The Chick, and you'd have a five core band!
And now I'm suddenly imagining CuriosityXSpace fan fictions. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
Hold it!
rel="nofollow">In 2011, a core commando unit was sent to the incinerator for a test they didn't administer. These cores promptly escaped from a Aperture Science Holding Unit to the 1950s underground. Today, still wanted by the rogue AI, they survive as balls of steel.
If you have a problem
If no one else can help
And if you can find them
Maybe you can hire
THE CORE TEAM
*turret fire*
*cue A-Team theme song*
…Okay, I'm all for ponies, but that one's just creepy.
FUND IT!
Fact Core: Fact: The odds of this team actually accomplishing anything important are two billion to one.
Wheatley: Shut up, you defective wanker.
Space Core: Space.
<img src="http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll208/masked-avenger/dukenukemapprovesthispost.png?t=1306468453">
indeed
but is there a mr. T?
they could be an A team if they had one
yes, double yes
An interesting game. The only way to win is not to play, unless…
1.you're me, that is.
2.you make a cake.
3.you shoot a blue portal. Duh.
4.SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
And space cops. Play it cool, space cops. Space cops. Help me space cops. Guilty. OF BEING IN SPACE!
Of being in space!
How are you holding up?
'CAUSE I'M A PITY-TATO FOOL!
Curiosity: (looks in Fact's mechanism) Ooh, what's in here?
Space:SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
…….I am quite disturbed. And slightly intrigued. And I desire a snack, but where have all the puppies gone?
That's all wonderful, but where's Heart?
I was thinking the same thing. Just look at the adventure core. Totally badass. He's your Mr. T. Wheatley can be Hannibal. The fact core can be the Face Man. And the space core is Howlin' Mad Murdoch.
Anger Core! The madder he gets, the stronger he becomes!
Cake Sphere! With the power of baking!
Morality Core! He can rehabilitate evildoers!
Curiosity Core! He's been on the internet!
Alright, since no one else has, might as well…
<img style="-webkit-user-select: none" src="http://www.chaobell.net/newgallery/d/2468-2/ps-shitjustgotreal.gif">
I want to acknowledge that I like this, but I'm not sure how to do it in pun form… :/
Personality Cores…
rel="nofollow">IN SPACE!
*cue FF7 victory theme*
Parker! Get me pictures of Caroline!
Wait…
Hm? What's with the -1 all of a sudden?
rel="nofollow">Alright.
HEART
I feel like they're about to form the core megazord.
Actually, screw it. Someone please draw them forming the core megazord.
Fact Sphere has the Triforce of Wisdom. Adventure Sphere has the Triforce of Courage. Space Sphere has the Triforce of… Power? I guess. And Wheatley has the Tetraforce, which is stupid and does not really exist, much like his intellect.
With their powers combined, I'm Cave Johnson!
We're done here.
Thankfully they lack any sort of proper movable anatomy so it's a lot less strange.
With their powers combined- please press the stalemate resolution button.
Yes sir, Mr. Johnson…
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?
Now retrieve arms from safe.
still his objection of them being made of steel is still relevant. Steel may be good enough for science, not enough for aperture.
Well…they did make the co-operative testing robots. don't think it would be much of a stretch to just replace the current cores with the Curiosity and Space core.
I don't think cores need air…
but it's booby-trapped, what am I supposed to do, shoot the moon?
In 1972 a corrupted core unit was sent to storage for a crime they didn't commit
These cores promptly escaped from a maximum security science facility
to the aperture science ungerground.
Today still wanted by GLaDOS they survive as cores of fortune!
If you can't pass a test chamber
and if noone else can assist…
and if the cake IS a lie…
maybe YOU can hire the C-Team
so anyone else see the space core as having yellow teeth in its big mouth?
You already have arms, numb-nuts!
*realizes he was already beaten to the a-team lyrics by someone else*
<img src=http://www.degringolou.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/FUUUU_RE_FFFFFUUUU_Pizza-s508x387-44250-580.jpg>
That is a possibilty.
Press the button!
Don't press the button!
Press it!
Don't press it!
PRESS THE BUTTON!
Fool, I ain't goin' into no space!
AGH!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!! *crack*
part of me wants a Team Coretress 2 joke now
Check please. Yeah, what is going on.
Parker: (to Gaben, re. Ep3) What're ya waiting for? Chinese New-Year?
The corner is right there, just nudge Rainbow Dash a little to the left and there's plenty of space to cower in.
Enjoy!
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
I can see fact core giving adventure core many unwanted odds when being chased…
someone needs to get the computer models for these characters and make a youtube series under that principle.
What pumpkin?
Are you trying to say that Adventure Core is really the manifestation of the stored intelligence of Han Solo? And Fact Core is C-3PO?
You've heard of the A-Team and even the B-Team but now theres the C(ore)-Team. WOO
> Put the Candy-Core in your pocket.
Oooh…*hiss* that was one hell of a blow Mati gave you there, don't worry, nothing a little care can't fix
"There isn't a Candy-Core here."
damn it….you won this time spplmj! ill be back!
And featuring their super-powerful Secretary: GLaDOS!
There's only 8. Wheatley, GLaDOS, Curiosity, Information, Anger, Fact, Adventure, and Space. And none of them match up with classes.
Space -- Scout
Adventure -- Soldier
Anger -- Pyro
Wheatley -- Demoman
Atlas -- Heavy
Curiosity -- Engineer
Cake/Information -- Medic
Fact -- Sniper
P-Body -- Spy
With proper size adjustments and fitting "bodies" (like the ones Atlas and P-Body have), Team Coretress 2 is extremely viable. Please tell me someone artistically talented is reading this.
What do you mean what pumpkin? I don't see any pumpkins in the-
Ah, Iseewutyoudidthar.
With my apologies, I forgot to include Atlas and P-Body. Anyway, try Paulrus. I'm artistically mediocre myself XD
I agree.
rel="nofollow">*snap*
I'm in space.
Can't really think of anything Wheatley would do… other than punch people into pits. And shove them into potato batteries. And make really REALLY bad plans.
… actually that could work.
Hell, while I'm at it:
Turrets -- Sentry
Companion Cube -- Dispenser
GLaDOS -- The Administrator
Cave Johnson -- Saxton Hale
"Headless Ratless Rattmann" (Doug Rattman) -- Headless Horseless Horsemann
Cake -- Sandvich
To say I don't want to see a Team Coretress 2 would be an awful lie.
Zordon: Chell! GLaDOS has been revived! Find me 4 cores with corruption!
*Cue Mighty Morphing Power Rangers Theme Song*
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Chell! GLaDOS has been revived! Find me four cores with corruption!
Cave Johnson, we're done here