When life gives you lemons… make a lemon-ade!
By Ignis. Greed, submitted by several people
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 25, 2011 · 5:15 PM
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Categories: PC, Playstation, Portal, Rage Enducing, Science/Math, Storytime/Wordplay, Valve Software, Video Clips, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (100 Comments) |
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Err…Shawn? I think the video is broken. (At least it was when I commented.)
Now can someone tell me where the bloody video is? I have yet to see it so I doubt I sent it to the Shadow Realm.
<img src="http://ui28.gamespot.com/699/slippy_2.gif">
Something's wrong… I don't see anything!
Dont you worry about Lemons!Let me worry about Blank!
great use of slippy… possibly the first great use of slippy ever!
It looks like Shawn forgot to TYPE in the embed code.
<img src="http://www.awesomemyspacecomments.com/1/animals/cats/250.jpg" alt="you can't see me i'm invisible" border="0" />
Ah there we go. I'm guessing a certain Pharaoh or some meddling kids saved it from damnation.
Blank? BLANK?! YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AT THE BIG PICTURE!!
I don't know why people are complaining that they can't see the video. It's as clear as lemonade!
No way! I don't believe it! A whole ten posts without a Minecraft one!
Am I the only one missing GLaDOS?
Dat stinkin' Pharao probably used Mind Crush on it.
I bet it was you who got it back again, but not wanting to brag about it.
Copy + Paste joke from last submission.
As much as I hear Cave Johnson's plan to burn our houses down with lemons,
the less time I feel like laughing.
I don't care how you TWIST and FLIP his words around cleverly, I'm not buying his lemons.
We're seeing a lot of typography in a row.
I like this trend.
So, the time I used him to distract team rocket, allowing me to single-handedly take them down wasn't the greatest use of slippy?
<img src="http://www.delvedigger.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Black-Knight-monty-python.jpg" alt="" />
YOU CAN'T BEAT ME! I'M INVINCIBLE!!!
When lemons gives you life…
wait, that doesn't sound right
<img src="http://www.classictv.info/images/show/scooby/cast.jpg" alt="" />
and their talking dog!
you've jynksssssssssssssssssssssed* it!
*jynx
YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME! IT'S INCONCEIVABLE!!!
<img src="http://i362.photobucket.com/albums/oo66/unoriginalerin/inconceivable.jpg" width="450" height="432"/>
Who thumbed this comment down?
He was just asking a question.
Don't make get out my lemon launcher.
GET FREE LEMONS FROM LIFE
BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN
We gotta fix that, +1 to both of you.
Cave Johnson here. Everybody loves a good rant. Venting frustrations at others is one of the most noble pastimes there is. But could it be better? Science thinks so. Gentlemen, meet the Aperture Science Text-Enhanced Animation Architect. Using this little beauty, your words will be automatically transformed into a design student's dream project in seconds flat. Has some trouble with the word duck though. Don't worry, I got the lab boys working on that right now. *Large Explosion* Cave Johnson, we're done here.
<img src="http://www.pomegranatearts.com/project-improbable_theatre/images/shotitle_improbable.gif">
for providing a +1 service to them, I'll give one to you
+1's for all, yu-gi-oh abridged is proud
Don't you thin sicking the universe's single-handedly most irritating creature (so much so I argue he's an Eldritch abomination) on a crime syndicate who compared with the goals of the rest of the Pokemon world's crime syndicates… well, took over a mall… is a bit harsh?
That isn't lemonade<img src="http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_02/gryllsDM2404_468x520.jpg">
ahem… YOU USED TVTROPES!!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THA- guuuuuuuugh… understatement… ' ______ .
were have you been Red… I have been waiting to say this! VALLEY!!!!!!!! XD I just love pestering you!
SAME HERE!!!! but to all of you! :D
' 3 , what?
uh… he has derp eyes in this picture… fix it please…
-.-' thanks now SHAWN will make a advice meme of that… you suck… LEMONS! * epic face*
Scooby Derp!
I don't know, I enjoy dealing out some Disproportionate Retribution myself.
When life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic
"Is this….MON DIEU!"
http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj182/tf2strat…
God, take a one hour nap and what happens on Halolz? Freaking new submission. HOW DO THEY WORK?!
wow now I need to make my voice mail be able to use that invention, including the explosion
*puts on shads* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
sorry you forgot to put that in
no no no, continue….
you were saying When lemons gives you life…what?
*GRAMMAR HAMMER* jynxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxed
CORRECTION CREEPER!!!
actually, that was the joke
you spend it on a mountain top.
life. well. spent.
It's too expensive!
And I will follow suit! Mine is the +1 that will pierce the heavens!
<img src="http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/7/128836128871123274.jpg" height="400" width="400">
When life gives you lemons,
You give those lemons life.
When life give you lemons, squeeze the juice in the eyes of your enemy.
Why do people use grammar hammers for spelling errors?
Because there's no hammer for word usage
'sup Jack.
Permission to burn your house down with lemons?
see….when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much…..
No, I'm not REALLY him, but if you go two blocks over, you have my permission to fire.
This comment makes absolutely no sense, now that the video actually works. :/ But I won't stop you guys from +1ing the comment.
I prefer to call it the Science Text-Enhanced Animation Modifier.
I call it Steam.
INTRUDER ALERT!
A -1 TROLL IS IN THE BASE!
rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
Like this?
Pray it doesn't end up like Courage Kratos.
Shawn Handyside here, when life gives you a submission, don't post it, send the submission back. I don't want your damned submissions!!! What am I supposed to do with these??!? Demand to see poster's profiles. Make users rue the day they thought they could give Shawn Handyside submissions. Do you know who I am??! I'm the man who's gonna post a Courage Kratos. I'm gonna get some of my engineers to create a completely new Kratos meme to piss you off!!!
P.S: I love you Shawn.
-1 TROLL IN THE BASE?
inb4 MeetThe-1Troll
You're doing it wrong on so many levels.
SPELLING SPEAR, GRAMMAR HAMMER, AND MEME BEAM!
shades*
YEAH!* (but still extended)
Sorry,*
.*
Plus, the pun wasn't written in the manner of a CSI: Miameme, thus it does not require shades nor The Who.
(Sorry, I felt the need to point these out, for your future reference.)
Don't worry, THIS is actually cool.
everyone on the +1 train, choo choo
you do not need to be sorry at all. I just made a mistake and that's that
But it would be so awesome!
…We as long as the theme is portal 2 again i may as well post rel="nofollow">this…
When life gives you unspecified-art-flash-program… make typography… i dunno
*Loads +1gun*
Even though the video is fixed and everyone has a handful of +1s, I will join in, too.
TvTropes itself is Disproportionate Retribution.
Click one link. Waste 4 hours.
rel="nofollow">Here.
It substitutes the typography for GLaDOS.
Doesn't matter if you want to buy them or not.
I already bought them all.
<img src="http://www.alsaamir.com/up_data/products/1239558049_lemonls.jpg" /img>
<img src="http://www.emmitsburg.net/gardens/articles/adams/2006/photos/Citrus_lemon.jpg" /img>
Give a lemon life?
All it does is make more lemons.
Doesn't he always?
And thus, a new fad starts: Kinetic Typography of Valve Games.
Indeed it would have, but I'm fairly certain we've done a "Meet The -1 Troll" before. Perhaps I'll let the next one through anyway.
everyone's welcome on the lov… er… +1 train
<img src="http://kofler.dot.at/40k/units/Imperial_Guard_Baneblade_Maximillian_Weisemann.jpg"> preparing anti-troll tank
At least it would encourage reading.
use it to destroy the bridges, from under which they came!
when lemons give you life and then you give those lemons life….
life gives you lemons, so you make lemonade?
When life gives you lemons,
FIND A NEW GOD!
GODBERRY, KING OF THE JUUUUUICE.
Shawn, we know of your new found love of typography, but it's time to update your site, it's been more than a day.
<img src="http://media.pcgamer.com/files/2010/11/Minecraft-Diary-Creeper-Tail-Closer-Still.jpg"> That's my job
Please don't take this personally, but…
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*Where
You can't stop the +1 train because THE +1 TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES!
Or am I getting that confused with another train?
the words aren't nearly BIG ENOUGH!
like this: rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
Hooray for +1 train!
When life gives you lemonade, give lemonade life. And then you've got one of those crazy water monsters that can move around like a snake. Kinda like the boss of the dreaded water temple in OOT. Only it would be yellow because it's made of lemonade.
Morpha, right?
Step over here, we're going to need a water sample…
*ten minutes later*
the results?
find out next time, on
MAN VS WATER TEMPLE!!!
<img src="http://sjur-r.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/viking_swinging_sword_lg_clr3.gif" alt="" />
back! back I say! ye vile demon! back!
I think it's supposed to be: WE NEED TO PROTECT THE E-PEEN!
Next time… next time.
We will have this ready to be deployed by our next attack
can't we work together nighten2_0 is still being trolled
What is this?? Lemons? What…? And who's Cave Johnson??
(Sarcasm if you didn't know)