Well there could be a few people in those buildings! You know, the ones with no doors…
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I'm no Pokemon prof, but it seems like the main city in Black & White would be the biggest city in the Pokemon world?
I feel compelled to make a funny witty comment since I'm one of the first comments but I can't think of any soooooo, [ Insert funny pokemon joke here ]
After a bit of research, I have found that Nimbasa City has the highest population, with a total of 239. The lowest is Cinnabar Island (After the volcanic eruption) with a total of 9.
I think the town you build in Black can get bigger as well. The one where you connect with your friends and it gets bigger? Maybe? I could be wrong… I have white, so I'm not sure…
Is that what the fake gym is for?
Surrounded by a perfectly placed grid of trees.
They probably also account for the entire workforce of pokemon's largest company: Silph Co.
Nope.
Well, obviously, they're all staring blankly in one direction waiting for random people to walk by so they can physically assault them with trained monsters and steal their money.
I believe there are more people in the roads than in towns… They are a hole world of hermits…
Must be a great world, no hospitals or jails necessary.
See this is why they need to build a fence on the border. Those Johto workers come cheap but they cant build doors on buildings.
If you think about it not so much… I mean, the make wild creatures beat the crap out each one another…
Saffron City isn't the biggest city in the Pokemon World, the biggest city prior to gen 5, or even the biggest city in Kanto. It's outranked by Celadon City, Goldenrod City, Slateport City, Lilycove City, Jubilife City, Hearthome City, Veilston City, Castelia City, and Nimbasa City.
Sounds good to me :D
It's fine though. These fight somehow manage to be contained in small windows extending only to the edge of your screen.
I mean what? Pokemon is real, fear random hyper beams.
Castelia City is pretty big too, but I don't think many people actually live there, they just commute. Probably from Nimbasa.
Well, what else can I say…..
<img src="http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac75/de-arimasu/Funny/pokemon.png"/>
As long as you're fine with incinerating your beloved pokémon
It's all in the eyes…
Hang on, I think I finally got this thing fixed…let's see…alright!
Let's move this gear up!
*starts machine*
C'moooon…C'moooooon…
"So it's like a poke'/poke'/poke'/po….ELECTRODE!"
GODDAMNI-*boom*
man pokemon really outnumber and outpower humans. imagine if they were intelligent enough to realize that! and imagine if pokeball technology wasnt invented! what game would that be?
I suppose it could've been worse…
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-blackandwhite-tvshow-eyescomic.jpg">
…or bathrooms.
…an apricorn filled one? LOL
The population must be on a steep decline from parents sending their adolescent children out into the wild where there are dangerous magical creatures, creepy old men who tell you stuff you already know, and Gary motherfuckin' Oak
…and that's why I got into the manga. It's badass.
http://www.mangareader.net/458/pokemon-adventures…
its a problem when there are more people waiting for you to come into their line of vision, then being active members of their community
Don't you mean the Aperture Laboratories Monster Capture Division? It happened a while ago when Aperture decided to make Silph Co. officially part of Aperture. They kept the brand name so they can still charge a helluva lot for their products.
Shut up Mokuba
Me gusta
HYPERBEAMSAYWHAT?????????
psh, the world is their toilet. Can also explain why so many people are in the forest or by the side of the road…
Percentage causes of death
Wild animal attacks : 15%
Evil organization bent on world domination: 10%
Gary motherfucking Oak: 75%
Hey look! It's like a firster who isn't actually first! (An Ivysaur, maybe?)
Maybe everyone just went for a walk?
Finally, someone that agrees with me!
It's okay, Gary MOTHERF***IN' Oak insures there's a steady supply of new adolescents. *Nudge nudge*
It's okay, Gary MOTHERF***IN' Oak insures there's a steady supply of new adolescents. *Nudge nudge*
We need 6 more people.
<img src="http://www.gamerdna.com/uimage/Jpn1sCYr/full/shoop-da-whoop-wallpaper.jpg" width="450" height="500">
Doors? Where I'm going I don't need doors! RPGs are the new doors anyways.
That can't be cut down. The trainers get lonely if everybody just walks around them…
OBJECTION!
Red lives in a mountain.
Right! because he adopts kids from faraway countries. What a kind Motherf***in' person!
I'll get the net!
I bought that house on the bottom left! If you look inside there's a stash of Masterballs and Nuggets. To enter the house you need a Missigno to glitch the graphics to make a door appear. http://www.jontanis.com/gallery/d/5039-1/trollfac…
Naw, Charmander. Because everyone knows Charmander wishes he was first.
Well, when you compare it to Pallet Town and it's population (which is countable on a hand, probably,) this is….still pretty damn small.
OH U.
There we go.
OBJECTION!
Red live ON a mountain.
Dem pokeymons took er jerbs!
bueno
Do those even qualify as pants?
List of cities bigger than this one:
Nimbasa: 150 (239 if you count the sports people)
Castelia: 130 permanent residents, ∞ of commuters.
Goldenrod: 126
Lilycove: 123
Slateport: 76
Celadon: 72 (82, including Team Rocket)
its anime
who needs pants?
you hurt your what?
Yes.
Yes…
Our city is the biggest.
I am not in anyway supporting this from a bias point of view.
agreed. looks like someone didn't do the research. although i do wonder how some people go in and out of those door-less buildings and homes. do they just simple jump in and out? teleporting?these are the questions that keep me up at night?
Do any females in Japan wear pants?
it does
but it's population is only up to 10
I'm no scientist, but doesn't it seem odd that you posted this picture and then questioned its truth?
There are doors, you're just looking at the wrong sides of them.
<img src=http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110419100726/callofduty/images/8/80/Troll-face-problem.jpg>
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
Red lives on a mountain.
I'll lay the bait!
<img src=http://www.drunken-gamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/cube_cake_full.jpg>
SAD FACE
I have failed!
Well this should clearly be removed. If anything, while seekers of internet and video game related humour, we Halolzers are preservers of all that is true, factual and of impeccable grammar. This is an afront to at least two out of three and I’m only just barely letting pass the lack of a full stop.
Well this should clearly be removed. If anything, while seekers of internet and video game related humour, we Halolzers are preservers of all that is true, factual and of impeccable grammar. This is an afront to at least two out of three and I'm only just barely letting pass the lack of a full stop.
*walks pass a little while later and stops abruptly*
… … …a fierce battle hath taken place here…
COMPENSATION!
Take some +1 pills.
Objection -- you're not counting the residents who are added in after you get residents to Black City (such as the Mayor, the Rotation Battlers and the shopkeepers.
Yet casinos are essential.
^THIS
Hey, you do realise I travel a LOT? I've seen Castelia City…it is freaking HUGE.
You're not the only one out there who agrees!
(On a side note, I defeated every single trainer there. Before you did. Thanks, Dialga)
I think I might go challenge the gyms, pick up another Starter and go on another journey! I mean, I noticed a lack of Cynthia this month from Sinnoh. It seems she relocated herself to Unova. Had another battle. Crushed her. Caught a Pawniard, trained it to a Bisharp.
And somehow my Hypno was able to be tucked in…that C-Gear has strange powers. CLEARLY, my Hypno had INSOMNIA AS ITS ABILITY.
As I said to Hilbert, I've been to Castelia City over at Unova. I gotta say, they put the most unnecessary doors…
(Hint: Empty building. Also a hint for you guys only just arriving at Castelia City!)
That looks a bit like Roar of Time to me…indigo beams flew every time I wanted to cause a time paradox and defeat Giovanni before he formed Team Rocket.
Obviously the answer to this is simple… Team Rocket killed off a bunch of people during their reign and thus is why the population.
Also, about the doorless buildings… Where else would Team Rocket hide the bodies.
The biggest second biggest country in the homestar runner universe. population: Tyre.
and yet they can't die from those battles
Man, just imagine what Gary Motherfucking Oak woulda been like!
You cannot ignore his Girth, hot teen Misty! …Or his gun.
I'll tell you what happened here. As part of the psychic training in saffron city they lock all of the children in these doorless houses with no food or water and in order to survive you must use your psychic abilities to find an escape route. Generally the children thinks this means phasing through the walls or something but that's ridiculous. They were only supposed to blow a hole in the wall with their minds. Did I mention Saffron's population has declined because not many psychics have passed this test?
Or there's the fact that the asshole guards won't let anybody through into the city because they're thirsty. Never mind the fact that you have a backpack full of drinks nope they only want one certain kind. One cup of which is magically enough to quench the thirst of 4 guards……….now where the hell are all these travelers supposed to get this wonder drink?
Trainers: Screwed over by the direction North.
I believe most of those other than Celadon are larger in size than Saffron, not just population.
Of course the population's low. It's an E rated game, only the pokemon can procreate, and only while no one's looking.
Pokemon are sentient, they just don't give a damn.
Someone must have made this during generation III, before Sinnoh and Unova. But even then, I'm pretty sure Lilycove and Goldenrod are larger and we know they're more populous.
That doesn't count because Norrin wrote it. Everyone knows Katie is the awesome one.
Well all the criminals get defeated by 10 year olds.
Black City's maximum population is 45.
Considering Unova is based off Manhattan, it follows that Castelia, which is based directly off NYC, is larger than the cities in regions based on Japanese regions.
They have those on the regular internet? I've been meaning to read the manga, it seems so much better than the anime. Red isn't annoying and they change characters every generation.
If you can't find it on the internet, it doesn't exist.
but what if they did?!
*Cue Start Encounter Theme*
So what happens to the population count if we include Pokemon?
better than my minecraft empire
biggest citadel on existence
population: 1
YES! Nobody talks about Homestarrunner anymore. I miss it… :/
<img src="http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/HomestarRunnerCast.png" width="308" height="222"/>
And that, dear sir, is why I uploaded the Frostbite engine into the IRL Matrix.
Now if you'll excuse me…
* grabs L85A2 w/ UGL*
I have some shopping to do
It's great. I personally like the artwork and the story itself is pretty canon to the games.
^^^ Better question: Do you REALLY want them to?
I'll get the Tranquillizer gun!
rel="nofollow">Nope.
In the future the japan was dark and scarry and one day pokemon came and noone knew why. the pokemon were animal things that werent animal things with ugly spinal chords and sometimes glowing everythings and trapped people in the cities and made them confused and sad.
YOU, YES YOU, TAKE THE WHEEL!
CORRECTION!
Red IS the mountain.
Therefore I am now fully convinced that Japan is the last bastion of humanity in the world and has subtly sought revenge against all pokemon, albeit with a worryingly low population.
…
Shigeru… do you think you could put down SS for a moment and give some more backstory on everything pokemon?
Pleeeeeeeeeeease?
◕ ◡ ◕
HOLD IT!!!
maybe thats its next evolve form….
It's because everybody else is partyin' on mah mountain!!!
10 year olds stop them.
Source: First pokemon movie
I have a couple of the first gen ones. Loved the characters and found the attention to game mechanics surprising yet seamless. I really should read the rest.
best.kidnapping.ever
Real reason why? Everyone that's somebody is on the roads.
All the time.
But as you can see, no one bloody kidnapped you. Seriously, you just seem like some wanker who though it would be bloody brilliant to get some fans by just spouting nonsense among these pages filled with these comments! I swear Marik was even smarter than this. You need to be in character when acting with these "personas" if you would call them. You just made it bloody obvious that you are a fan without a care in the world to get +1s. You should be sent to the Shadow Realm for just existing. I'm done here, my tea is getting cold. Buggar.
lolwut
What about Snivy?
The most interesting city in the world
"I don't always have buildings, but when I do, they don't have doors."
As they say in Spain,
Me gusta cortos panalones.
ah yes
*tips hat*
i forgot
Sorry, Red. I can't make it for now, I'm currently in the middle of…uh…encountering Cynthia at a strange time in Undella Town…*uses Water Gun from mouth*
…
inb4hilbertwantshermilkdrink
Anyway, I'll catch you a bit later.
And a question -- what Legendary Trio do YOU have to brag about?
I'm in the middle of using my Creation Trio to persuade the Tao Trio to join my team (I happened to have distorted everything enough to have summoned a second Light, Dark and God Stone…)
With these Pokemon, I will be KING OF DRAGONS!
Be ready, because I'm coming for you NEXT!
No, that's TOTALLY Victini -- A firster who isn't a first fits it perfectly!
Someone call Triple Zero? NO PROBLEM!
[Practically enough, only those who know important Australian phone numbers will know what I'm talking about in the Triple Zero part and how it relates to Victini. ~Fiera]
Did someone say my name?
You must have at least 100 e-peen skill to use this ability.
Your skill is not high enough.
I think he's using quantum mechanics. Which basically say "EVERYTHING IS EVERYTHING DO WE GET PAID FOR THIS THEORY NOW?"
Well Snivy's first if you're talking about grass starters that aren't boring. And don't say Sceptile, it was overshadowed by the epicness that was Blaziken and the meme-generator that is Mudkip.
They're on the internet, but the free web translations aren't caught up to the current arc.
If he wasn't holding his gun right now, he'd be holding his gun right now. (This is probably NSFW.)
Si senior. Stay away from our women.
2D…screws everyone over.
Really? I'm kinda thinking Pallet Town is smaller than Cinnabar Island. I'm gonna get some facts and figures off the of my head real quick. There's you, your rival, your mom, your rival's sister, Oak, Oak's assistant, and those two homeless people in the town that are always outside. That is a total of eight people. And considering that you and your rival leave town to go on a Pokemon adventure, that only leaves six people. Is there anyone nerdier than me who knows if I missed anyone?
This time, there better be chicks man…
[Attempts to look at CriticalQuit's DeviantArt but finds no link] Damn.
HEY! Those were YOUR strippers!
Dragon's you say?
*pulls out ocarina*
Hahahaha!!!
*plays song of time; makes winter come*
now, this!
*pulls out wind waker, plays wind's requiem*
its about to hail, as in ICE!
problem, dragons?
so…close (to 100p)…I…can…smell…it…
wait, those are fresh cinnamon buns!
It's the exact same username, but DON'T GO I'M TOO ASHAMED OF MY LACK OF SKILL D:
Well, add in the fact that Red is more awesome than Lucas in every way, Lucas can't pull that shit off while Red's around.
OMG CINNAMON BUNS
FOUND 'EM:
<img src="http://www.teeswater.ca/tswwp1/wp-content/uploads/cinnamon-bun2.jpg" alt="" />
YES
AND THERE WAS MUCH REJOICING!
Well, I got the number from Lucas of Twinleaf…my girls are loyal to me. I only pimp them out to my clients. You're not on the list yet broski.
Nah,
besides, I've got my own
AND RED SAID
"LET THERE BE CINNAMON BUNS"
and there were cinnamon buns
and all was mountainous
If you count your rival and yourself, it's 10. You forgot that oak has three assistants, not one.
You forgot a few;
Veilstone: 77
Hearthome: 91
Let there be dough, and let it be covered in sugar and cinnamon, and let the frosting flow like molten gold. And may it all be at elevations exceeding 3500 feet, which means the ovens they are baked in must extend their cooking times by the suggestion of the packaging.
-Red 11:42
And then Red, from atop his grand mountain decreed:
"There shall be slurpees for all!"
-Red 7:11
it's okay,
here's my attempt at drawing a dragon:
<img src="http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/5/59/Strong_sad_trogdor.PNG/180px-Strong_sad_trogdor.PNG" alt="" />
I think I forgot to use consumate v's!
What I lack in skill, I somewhat begin to make up for in attempts to stay proportional. But yeah, I'm not that good. I never say I am.
And let it be known that Red is the lord of mountains, and that all who dissent him shall be sent into the valleys, where they will suffer at the hands of Gary Motherfucking Oak for all eternity.
-Red 13:37
If you were a religion I would actually want to be religious.
Ah, that's right. So, it's all a matter of whether or not you consider you and your rival residents of Pallet Town.
Here's my attempt
<img src=http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/9/97/sucks_trogdor.png/220px-sucks_trogdor.png>
The church of mountains?
I always thought the 's' is for 'steroids'
Better than the church of the Latter Day Steves
Actually, our biggest enemies are:
1) Valley worshipers
2) terrorists
3) erosion
Fortunately we have the weapons of avalanches, windstorms, and being fucking tall.
Screw the E-Peen, I have badges
Badgers, you say?
<img src=http://www.seanhunter.co.uk/images/Badger-MA6DL6910SH.jpg>
One name: Kyurem
one that can freeze everything in a flash by command! I'm pretty sure that it's cold down there in that…Giant…Chasm…uhh
MOVING ON (skip battle)
You still lack the ability to do anything cooler than Red. Sorry, I don't make the rules, I just think of them and write them down.
OBJECTION
"I don't make the rules"
Therefore they do not apply.
Also, I command God. Any questions?
Do you know the truth about them?
They were meant to be Gary Mother*4KIDS*ing Oak's cheerleaders…
and guess who introduced them to the way of the mountain?
Me.
TIME TRAVEL: FUCK YEAH
…also, if you're wondering,
I've climbed every mountain (Unova's got an entire League on a mountain)
Forded every stream (Caught all the lake guardians)
Followed every rainbow (Where there is a rainbow, there is Ho-Oh)
and somehow found my POKéMON's dreams instead (this one's a no-brainer)
Well now…I did not know of this. Perhaps my future-self gave me that so-called number of yours, meaning I'll be getting that myself in the future!
Out of curiosity…what trainer class are they?
You haven't climbed EVERY mountain… try the one with the turret.
1 e-peen away.
Better drink my own lemonade.
Well, the mailboxes say that it's your and your rivals' houses, so you must live there.
Dispute over population.
Better drink my own piss
I thought my limits were in the Pokémon world, but I'll give it a shot.
I can't get the freaking link to go into words, so imagine this in the form of a ,"BUT WAIT!" http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=501465…
That C-Gear is a spy! It's actually Red!
Yo estoy muy gordo. El manga pokemon ha hecho mucho más de una conexión con la comunidad basado en el juego que a la disfrutadores anime.
Good one! I am pleased, young one. You should find some gentlemanly equipment to really impress your peers.
No, good sir. He is simply speaking symbolically. He means that Red doesn't live on the mountain. Wherever Red decides to live is his mountain. This is a poetic gesture, and it makes me proud.
Please! Snivy is the only grass-type starter who isn't the first in his regional pokedex. Snivy dreams of being first. He's just jealous, the little punk.
To put it simply, <img src=http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTw5mBdy5Sj1zExLffwWkadpWXNU8_8vDCuQg1AFwWU7MJqV-9TvA>
GRAMMAR HAMMERS!
*Scary, weren't, cord.
I'll spread the word!
He slammed his cock in a car door. He had better drink his own piss.
Anybody that's just now getting to Castelia is a Slowpoke. Also, they aren't empty if you have actually beaten the Elite Four! You are not a Pokemon fan! I HAVE FOUND YOU OUT!
Your picture is broken…
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*In existence.
It would rocket-jump.
I'm glad you included Grammar. Good job.
You're a bit underinformed yourself -- unless you're not the type to still not know the entire Castelia map, then this will happen to you.
While I was searching for certain things in Castelia, I ran into an empty building numerous times while trying to track them down -- this empty building was where you encountered Team Plasma when you first arrived there…
It's empty NOW, but it's not empty initially. So we're half right.
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*whole!
Drinking their own piss.
It won't let me edit it. I believe this one is similar…
<img src="http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/HomestarRunnerCast.png"/>
Better one for ya:
My engineer pals at Aperture cooked up an entire mountain of animal kings.
Try climbing that.
Oh, and I made professor oak come, so…
WINNING!
Not to mention I was the original master
The birds of YOUR region came to MY POSESSION a few months after I went on my journey!
Also, that's not a sentence, that's a figure-of-speech.
We sell those too.
Please, Victini's such a zero. Everyone knows Snivy's always number one.
Well, I stole that from the newest South Park. But I'm the kind of guy who likes pointing out major discrepancies in logic.
And Red is his own deity. Way above Arceus. He is the Mountain Lord or some shit like that XD
A legend that for once I am not able to capture!
Really, I've caught practically everyone now -- The Creators of course are my stars!
[IRL, I have two of the creators - I joined my current status in the Pokémon world from HGSS onwards, so I didn't get the chance to get Dialga, Palkia or Giratina in the previous games. I got my two Creators, Giratina and Dialga, via the Arceus Part 1 and 2 events (I say that because of the two Arceus needed for those two events to happen). ~Fiera]
OBJECTION! Only one Arceus was available for the event, as every event Arceus is a fateful encounter Arceus, and the events work with ONE fateful encounter and ONE wild, but the wild Arceus was never available, except through hacking. By this logic, I conclude that Lucas of Twinleaf is a haxor. If you have any defense at all to offer, offer it now.
But Kyurem freezes itself in the process! Therefore, it can only be done once.
None of your legendary deities even live in this dimension! You have no argument!
Working Girl.
Well, I'd like to see your so-called number one, Snivy, stand up to Victini's fire.
It's similar in the fact that they are both broken.
You have a point there, but, out of curiosity, what were you looking for?
If this one doesn't work, I give up. This is a completely different one, but oh well
<img src="http://www.friendcodes.com/forums/members/35206-albums2519-picture17581.jpg"/>
It works, but the reference is lost. I don't know what homestarrunner is. Perhaps your picture is beneficial to the other Halolzers though.
I have no defense to that.
However, I'm not the one that's doing the hacking. This was my friend's Hall Of Origin Arceus (actually he lended me the Michina Arceus as well) that he allowed me to activate the event with. This was shortly after we saw it on Bulbapedia.
Trust me, I'm only for hacking if only to get good TMs in Generation IV. For Gen V, we haven't done any hacking (as either my friends don't have the codes or their AR doesn't seem to be working) so far, but I don't think we need to (as long as TMs stay reusable we'll be fine…JUST RELEASE THE GODDAMN LIGHT BALL, NINTENDO).
…and wow, you really ARE trailing me (I got six emails from JUST YOU about replies to comments)
WRONG! That is only in the Pokédex description!
It cannot inflict the FRZ status upon itself when using Glaciate in battle!
Plus, if it were able to do so, wouldn't it have been frozen when you encountered it in Giant Chasm?
IQ5000 KNOWLEDGE COURTESY OF ALAKAZAM
You say they don't live in this dimension? Fair enough.
Giratina, we're taking a trip!
(It's said to change Forme to adjust to each dimension…I wonder what it'll change to now?)
In other words, the Clerks.
Also, if someone somehow catches this before I manage to make a pic of it, then here's a caption to put on --
If you want your life back, it'll cost you $XXXX.
At the time I was looking for the massager lady (who was in…crap I forgot again, I think it was one of the streets or near the gate to Route 4) as I was trying to raise my traded Samurott's happiness in order to get Water Pledge -- I had gotten Serperior as my starter and Emboar from Japan in an epic GTS trade for a female Darmanitan I happened to have (with Zen Mode, even) and all of my Unova Starters were female. I was testing out the effects of each of the Pledge moves in battle and whether they would work when all were used at once -- I tested it out with these results:
You can only use one of the three combinations of Pledge move each turn (which by the way is POWERFUL when combined!) and if you try to combine them again (or try to use them separately) the moves will fail and won't work in total!
Also, I was raising happiness so I could see the appearances of the elemental Hyper Beams (still the most powerful moves of their type…except for Blast Burn, as that has been outdone by V-Create). They look freaking AWESOME.
DO WANT
It makes me wonder what kind of a society that is. You'd think the mother's name should be on the mailbox since, I'm assuming, she pays the bills and the house is most likely in her name. Are little kids the rulers of the world of Pokemon? A kid-triarchal society?
Kind of reminds me of the Futurama episode, "The Cryonic Woman" where they go to the year 4000, and kids rule everything. *SPOILER ALERT* Then they find out that they are in 3000 L.A.
Am I really the only person that speaks Spanish here?
Interesting, now can you answer me this? Is there just one troll out there -1ing every comment I post?
You say you have no defense, yet you explain that you were at no fault. Your logic is faulty, and I don't "trail" you, I stalk. I'm always in PURSUIT.
If the Pokedex is wrong, how do you know that it can freeze anything at all?
I can tell that I am making you mad. Every time I reply to a comment of yours, it winds up -1'd. I know that it's you just being mad about my being right, and desperately trying to hide it. UMAD?
X? That's a letter, not a number. Do you want to be -Q'd?
BLIZZARD!
THE GLORY OF AN ICE-TYPE MOVE
…what? I don't get that comment. Seriously.
…………………………………………………
I'm trying to make it fair on the people who attempt the challenge by not setting a bar for the money owed.
…man, you like using that move, don't you?
(It's a proven fact that trainers can use moves just as well as their Pokémon -- Unova has your coverage!)
Oh, and please don't make me mad -- sure, this is just the internet and all. But PLEASE. DO NOT DO IT. I've got a rather bad rep for spazzing out at inopportune times and breaking rules -- I lived a short life on a forum once due to this.
I regret to have to say this, not only because I have to think of these memories but also for having to tell you. But this is for your understanding.
Also, I have Asperger Syndrome. If you have a problem with it, I don't care (but who the hell gives a censor about it around here?) but that's practically why I take some things more seriously than others would do in the same situation. This is purely for your understanding just to be cautious of the level of tone you use against me. Applies for all of you if you happen to read it.
…hey, at least I had the COURTESY TO TALK ABOUT IT you people!
I wonder who? It's certainly not me.
I was going to say I like the PURSUIT but you've already said that and I just gave a full lecture to you about my problems and how to not make me mad.
Oh, and, by the way, happiness isn't necessary for the tutor to give out the pledges. I haven't gotten a pledge in a long time, but Bulbapedia makes no mention of happiness for the tutor. I believe that we are both a bit underinformed. I don't spend a lot of time in Castelia, and haven;t played a whole lot since I found the last Sage and my Minecraft started working again.
Interesting… on a completely different topic, is there any reason that your name is different?
But wait! Blizzard doesn't instantly freeze everything! It only has a 10% chance!
Every comment that I have posted as a reply has wound up with a score of 0, meaning that one person -1'd it. I believe that it is you, as I am continuously countering you at every turn.
Ah. That confuses me, because I don't quite understand the challenge.
This is my regular name that I currently use on different media. Fiera's the one I've been using since 2008 and TouyaShiro I use in DeviantART, Windows Live Messenger and now here as a reference to Pokémon Black and the Vast White Pokémon, Reshiram.
Also, it's not me who's -1ing you to 0 each time. Someone's been tracking you down somehow. I'm pretty sure they were tracking me, too -- I would have had the same treatment from you, obviously, but someone else brings it to a negative number.
Ah, Pokédex physics. Never lies at all…
*stares at Armaldo trying to learn Dive*
For people to caption the photo as per others of the type such as "If you want your virginity back…"
You know, those ones -- the wordplays in the Day Care.
The why, for the love of all things holy, did you name yourself Jimmy as opposed to Gold?
Simply a question of taste, no hate here.
HOW DARE YOU MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!
Holy shit my mouth just started watering spontaneously…
And now my keyboard is wet… Thanks, Red.
Appreciated. I think you're probably the sole reason why I did include it.
We're not that spiteful here. It's most likely a troll.
Well, he's doing it wrong then….those are only mediocre muscular arms.
There are more municipalities in my county than there are people in this city.
And I'll get the testing equipment!
biggest cities in pokemon world:
1. castelia city
2. saffron city
3. goldenrod city
4. jubilife city
5. vermilion city
6. nimbasa city
7. slateport city
8. celadon city
9. olivine city
10. lilycove city