Great, now every time I leave my dispenser on it’s own I’m going to assume target=”_blank”>this is happening!
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i wonder what the turret does when left alone?
Check please.
It sings "I love little girls"
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Quick get that dispenser some Pepto-Bismol!
Oh God… not again
Michigan J. Dispenser
Change mine to the soup!
And then replays ruined it for everyone.
So classy and rel="nofollow">nostalgic
Engie's eyes become dollar signs.
Comedy ensues.
that…
actually explains everything
Michigan D. Spencer.
No Soup For You!
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On a related note, DAT LEG
+1's for everyone who posted in this thread for the amount of sheer epic win
And then the Engy tried to profit from his dispenser's talent, only to fail time and time again whenever it would sing and dance for him, it would halt, leaving audiences questioning the Engy's mental state. Eventually his attempted profiteering landed him in the Gravel Pit Insane Asylum, where he spends his days watching his dispenser out his little window… where it mocks him by dancing and singing that tune… that tune that he knows the dispenser was capable of singing… but no one would ever believe him…
Well played. Now if only the dispenser had done that belch-ribbit when it noticed the engie looking at him.
then the spy goes up to sap it, gets a confused look, and doesn't notice the engie sneaking up behind him and clocking him on the back of his head with a wrench
Looney Toons, you always make me smile.
Gah! Beat me to it!
They do make him feel so good.
They both see the dispenser
and turn to each other
mouths agape
Ending-Engineer disapproves of your ignorance of the magic of cut-off prevention
So the Eggs in that egg salad sandwich were…
CORRECT! ALIEN EGGS!
You guys didn't know they did this? It was right there in the manual!
Scout [goes up to Medic]: Ehhhhh.
*Bites stolen sandvich*
Wassup Doc?
Now, what about the teleporter?
It's just not the same without a mouth.
tl;dr but 1+ anyway
Where's the monocle?
This one's actually pretty old, but it was always funny. Bet that keeps the Spies from wanting to sap it XD
I think you mean Sniper. He actually has that line XD
So try to sap us,
Our Pyros totally oooooowwn!
But he can't nibble his jarate.
Or can he?
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"Goodbye Stranger"
Bear Grylls Sniper can.
The entrances sing "Move it on Over", while the exits prefer "Take the Long Way Home".
I will now open the debate on what the Pyro sings under his mask while setting foes and scenery ablaze. My money's on this:
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You guys are breaking my SpaceBalls.
I wonder what alien scrambled eggs would taste like. . .
we all know how this is possible
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that dispenser is a spy!
69p get
So, when'll someone make a vid of Qwop doing this?
Nobody reds the manuals.
Objection!
GRAMMAR HAMMER!!!
Nobody READS the manuals.
on another note, where in the manual does it say that you can program a dispenser to do this? I looked over it twice and the only thing it says about it is that it dispenses health, ammo and toast.
Unless he was inducing a pun… In which case everyone blus the manuals!
EVERYBODY DROPPED THE HEAVY DUTY RAAAG,
EVERYBODY LOVES THE HEAVY DUTY RAAAAAAAG,
Every Scout and Heavy and Medic
From Dustbowl all the way to 2Fort Sewers
Wear, Care, Shared the Heavy Duty
Tore, Wore, Explored the Heavy Duty Raaaag!
That lovin' rag!
Unintentional pun is unintentional.
I think you mean:
"Alrighty then"
reminds me of spaceballs
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