Great, now every time I leave my dispenser on it’s own I’m going to assume target=”_blank”>this is happening!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 19, 2011 · 11:34 AM 
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51 Responses to “[VIDEO] When the Engie’s Away…”

  1. dekuskrub1 on May 19th, 2011 11:39 am

    i wonder what the turret does when left alone?

  2. madhatter0082 on May 19th, 2011 11:44 am

    Check please.

  3. Pringer X on May 19th, 2011 11:49 am

    It sings "I love little girls"

  4. spplmj on May 19th, 2011 11:54 am

    <img src="http://mos.totalfilm.com/images/b/best-worst-movie-spoof-scenes-03-420-75.jpg&quot; alt="" width="420" height="259">

    Quick get that dispenser some Pepto-Bismol!

  5. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on May 19th, 2011 11:58 am

    Oh God… not again

  6. Pisko on May 19th, 2011 12:00 pm

    Michigan J. Dispenser

  7. VaultLegend on May 19th, 2011 12:01 pm

    Change mine to the soup!

  8. balmonte on May 19th, 2011 12:06 pm

    And then replays ruined it for everyone.

  9. Rain on May 19th, 2011 12:42 pm
  10. invadingduck on May 19th, 2011 12:45 pm

    Engie's eyes become dollar signs.
    Comedy ensues.

  11. Dimomarg on May 19th, 2011 12:46 pm

    that…
    actually explains everything

  12. Shatman on May 19th, 2011 12:46 pm

    Michigan D. Spencer.

  13. Funkalicous on May 19th, 2011 12:48 pm

    No Soup For You!

  14. Rain on May 19th, 2011 12:49 pm

    Video rel="nofollow">here

    On a related note, DAT LEG

  15. Rocker23220 on May 19th, 2011 1:01 pm

    +1's for everyone who posted in this thread for the amount of sheer epic win

  16. CakeBard on May 19th, 2011 2:10 pm

    And then the Engy tried to profit from his dispenser's talent, only to fail time and time again whenever it would sing and dance for him, it would halt, leaving audiences questioning the Engy's mental state. Eventually his attempted profiteering landed him in the Gravel Pit Insane Asylum, where he spends his days watching his dispenser out his little window… where it mocks him by dancing and singing that tune… that tune that he knows the dispenser was capable of singing… but no one would ever believe him…

  17. OmegaJunk on May 19th, 2011 2:39 pm

    Well played. Now if only the dispenser had done that belch-ribbit when it noticed the engie looking at him.

  18. seanhl on May 19th, 2011 3:26 pm

    then the spy goes up to sap it, gets a confused look, and doesn't notice the engie sneaking up behind him and clocking him on the back of his head with a wrench

  19. meinmattias on May 19th, 2011 3:38 pm

    Looney Toons, you always make me smile.

  20. walktovanish on May 19th, 2011 3:39 pm

    Gah! Beat me to it!

  21. Sid_Diddly on May 19th, 2011 3:47 pm

    They do make him feel so good.

  22. HughbertEsq on May 19th, 2011 3:51 pm

    They both see the dispenser
    and turn to each other
    mouths agape

  23. HughbertEsq on May 19th, 2011 3:52 pm

    Ending-Engineer disapproves of your ignorance of the magic of cut-off prevention

  24. M4DD4WG on May 19th, 2011 4:12 pm

    So the Eggs in that egg salad sandwich were…

    CORRECT! ALIEN EGGS!

  25. TheFancyPants on May 19th, 2011 4:30 pm

    You guys didn't know they did this? It was right there in the manual!

  26. Alpar on May 19th, 2011 4:38 pm

    Scout [goes up to Medic]: Ehhhhh.

    *Bites stolen sandvich*

    Wassup Doc?

  27. Sceptilianblade on May 19th, 2011 5:06 pm

    Now, what about the teleporter?

  28. RoverTHX on May 19th, 2011 5:13 pm

    It's just not the same without a mouth.

  29. RoverTHX on May 19th, 2011 5:15 pm

    tl;dr but 1+ anyway

  30. 1avidgamer on May 19th, 2011 5:42 pm

    Where's the monocle?

  31. CriticalQuit on May 19th, 2011 6:16 pm

    This one's actually pretty old, but it was always funny. Bet that keeps the Spies from wanting to sap it XD

  32. CriticalQuit on May 19th, 2011 6:16 pm

    I think you mean Sniper. He actually has that line XD

  33. Vabolo on May 19th, 2011 7:02 pm

    So try to sap us,
    Our Pyros totally oooooowwn!

  34. Vabolo on May 19th, 2011 7:07 pm

    But he can't nibble his jarate.

    Or can he?

    <img src="http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/8526/beargryllshat.png&quot; /IMG>

  35. Vabolo on May 19th, 2011 7:08 pm

    "Goodbye Stranger"

  36. CriticalQuit on May 19th, 2011 7:09 pm

    Bear Grylls Sniper can.

  37. Vabolo on May 19th, 2011 7:12 pm

    The entrances sing "Move it on Over", while the exits prefer "Take the Long Way Home".

  38. Vabolo on May 19th, 2011 7:15 pm

    I will now open the debate on what the Pyro sings under his mask while setting foes and scenery ablaze. My money's on this:
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  39. Vabolo on May 19th, 2011 7:17 pm

    You guys are breaking my SpaceBalls.

  40. Redzeroine on May 19th, 2011 8:51 pm

    I wonder what alien scrambled eggs would taste like. . .

  41. imnutty on May 19th, 2011 8:53 pm
  42. 1avidgamer on May 19th, 2011 10:19 pm

    69p get

  43. Xyxoz on May 19th, 2011 11:00 pm

    So, when'll someone make a vid of Qwop doing this?

  44. smashpro1 on May 20th, 2011 12:33 am

    Nobody reds the manuals.

  45. imnutty on May 20th, 2011 12:50 am
  46. primedawg9170 on May 20th, 2011 1:17 am

    GRAMMAR HAMMER!!!
    Nobody READS the manuals.
    on another note, where in the manual does it say that you can program a dispenser to do this? I looked over it twice and the only thing it says about it is that it dispenses health, ammo and toast.

  47. Bobomberman on May 20th, 2011 2:59 am

    Unless he was inducing a pun… In which case everyone blus the manuals!

  48. Funkalicous on May 20th, 2011 4:37 pm

    EVERYBODY DROPPED THE HEAVY DUTY RAAAG,
    EVERYBODY LOVES THE HEAVY DUTY RAAAAAAAG,
    Every Scout and Heavy and Medic
    From Dustbowl all the way to 2Fort Sewers
    Wear, Care, Shared the Heavy Duty
    Tore, Wore, Explored the Heavy Duty Raaaag!
    That lovin' rag!

  49. smashpro1 on May 20th, 2011 11:19 pm

    Unintentional pun is unintentional.

  50. FrEEz on May 22nd, 2011 6:09 pm

    I think you mean:

    "Alrighty then"

  51. originalhks on May 23rd, 2011 8:18 pm

    reminds me of spaceballs
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