Not a bad idea! I mean you gotta work accessories into Valve games somehow!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 19, 2011 · 12:41 AM
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Categories: Artistic, Awkward Moments, Best Friends 4-Eva, Fashion Faux Pas, Off Duty, Portal, Valve Software · Leave a comment (84 Comments) |
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Why does she look like a 12 year old Asian schoolgirl crack whore?
This is the punishment for lying about cake.
Sanity Processor corrupted
Well, she has been in cryogenic storage for over a century…
Always relevant
<img src="http://www.readyuplive.com/postpics/14913dc75374fa.jpg"/>
Hate's a powerful emotion……wouldn't that short out GLaDOS's battery? I mean it's more than 1.6 volts worth isn't it?
I realize we've probably all had our fill of Portal 2, but rel="nofollow">why hasn't this been put up yet?
How was the turret able to shoot the baby if it was facing the opposite direction?
It's at a 45 degree angle to the baby, and a turret has a 90 degree pivot about its center, meaning that it can swivel 45 degrees in either direction. Better question: Who hires a turret to babysit?
You know it's funny I was just thinking I should post that.
That wasn't relevant at all!
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…magic!
It's always relevant, Shawn. Aaaalllwwaaaaayyyssss
Look on the bright side, it could have been a POTaDOS gun.
Even better question: Why didn't the turret shoot the parent?
You should, good sir.
HATS!
Because the parent followed the setup instructions.
which apparently translate to 12 year old Asian crack whore…….
<img src="http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs30/f/2008/051/8/4/reanimator__SCIENCE__BITCHES_by_tentaclees.jpg">
Page 31,455?
Remember your Pirates = Ninjas post?
Same logic applies here.
Cuteness overload?
I SHALL PUT YOU…IN MY PANTS!!!
How is this!?!? What?!? How did drive-in movie poptart nyancat get in my Portal 2?!? This is EPIC.
Even BETTER question!!! How much was the turret getting paid to babysit?
Clearly this is not Chell. She is too skinny to be Chell…
Let us note that, having been in cryo for an estimated 300 years, she is not anymore 12 years old (if that was her age during the events of the first Portal). So your answer is wrong.
She's a 312 year old Asian schoolgirl crack whore.
OVER NINE THOU-
Never mind. I'm not going for the obvious joke.
I don't have anything witty to say because OH MY GOD, THIS IS FUCKING ADORABLE. Why is everything with Chell so damn cute? The whole FUCK SCIENCE thing was wonderful as well.
I don't get it…
<img src="http://www2.hci.edu.sg/y07hci0275/slowpoke.png"/>
You see, Slowpoke. When a man and a woman love each other very much…
he was mocking you
Thank you for proving once again that on Halolz, all the humor is in the comments.
The best KIND of relevance!
they herd two of every animal onto a boat, then beat the crap out of 'em
and this location will become the newest zoo (see I'm kinda original)
Do it, it will be the funniest valve related submission in a while
I was mocking a mock.
GlaDOS needs angry eyes…
For reference, here's the classic scene from Toy Story 2: http://images.allmoviephoto.com/1999_Toy_Story_2/…
i think it would be best if you just went and sat in the corner for a while
Don't forget the angry eyes!
<img src="http://www.theschooligans.gr/site/images/fbfiles/images/mrs_potato_head_mr_potato_head_toy_story_2_001.jpg">
No -- even better than hats. Fully customizable faces!
I'm surprised no one has made that joke yet!
Cute things on halolz…I'm scared.
I'll tell you about relevant. When there's a thing in a thing that reminds you of a totally different thing, no matter how irrelevant it may be, it is relevant. Alternatively, if there's a thing in a thing that doesn't remind you of another thing, then the latter thing is irrelevant, no matter how relevant it is.
Make sense out of that!
Or a POTaDOS masher?
"Just look at her. She's not fat." -PotaDOS
Do plastic, non-conducting accesories reduce the voltage of a potato battery? because if so, PotaDOS is in trouble…
"Go ahead and try to get to that baby! Your funeral. Cave Johnson, we're done here."
Chell has a daughter perhaps?
Ooooh I LOVE this story!!! *Munches popcorn*
Unless its a farm
Whose incredibly extraordinary exhibitions will require approx. $360000000 for one hours worth of maintainance and upkeep.
*snort snort*
RULE 34 INBOUND
RULE 34 INBOUND
ALL HANDS TO BATTLE-STATIONS
where have you been for the past few months?
RELEVANT rel="nofollow"> 0:35
<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_m2YySJlzO1E/S-y-YjnyiHI/AAAAAAAABA4/1lJ2uZvkY-A/s1600/mr-potato-head.jpg" alt="" />
"I've got the strangest boner now"
Yikes, could poke holes on turrets with that elbow of hers.
inb4 dicks everywhere
I'm more concerned that the non-conducting plastic bits will reduce the electric potential (voltage) of the potato below 1.1, which would shut GLaDOS down.
GIVE ME YOUR FACE!
Cave Johnson here. We here at Aperture Science don't take money for granted, we believe every person who works here deserve a lesser amount to my paycheck, which believe me; is a lot.
Are Aperture Science Home Safety Turrets are payed with the best quarters we the lab boys can find on the streets; and should enjoy these quarters so. If you hear a complaint in pay from one of our Aperture Devices, send the gun back and we'll dismantle it and turn it back into the soup ca- I mean fine materials we made it from free, *whispers* with 150.00 shipping handling. *whispers*.
Cave Johnson, were done here.
Oh snap! I'm seeing a hidden message in the picture! What could it be saying?
Which brings up the question: Who is the father?
hey dekuskrub1, this is just for you
Objection!
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You've got a french fry. Misty said so.
Space Dad of course.
You never met Misty
actually, I have several:
<img src="http://skinnyfrommckinney.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/MacDonalds-French-Fries-psd8992.png" alt="" />
(the 'm' is for 'mountain')
plus, I used quotation marks because Mr. Potato Head was saying it, hence the joke.
wait a minute… who let Misty get out!?!
rel="nofollow">GIMME THAT CHIN!
Cave Johnson. He and Caroline had a love child. For science.
but they make it so damn easy
i didnt even have to try
Its an addiction you have to fight it, or one day you wake up in 4chan…
i love doing this….
Objection!
Think Face Off.
you know i don't give a damn how late I am.
THIS IS CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!! (extra exclamations for effect)
Really? My files say she was adopted.
Ah!!!
Objection!
They were forced to put the child up for adoption, what with both becoming A.I.s and all
ERROR: STALEMATE DETECTED.
TRANSFER PROCEDURE CAN NOT CONTINUE UNLESS A STALEMATE ASSOCIATE IS PRESENT TO PRESS THE STALEMATE RESOLUTION BUTTON
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