Phoenix Wright: Facebook Attorney

No Facebook update is beyond the scope of Phoenix Wright’s legal jurisdiction!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 18, 2011 · 1:03 PM 
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105 Responses to “Phoenix Wright: Facebook Attorney”

  1. Gearheadmk2 on May 18th, 2011 1:09 pm

    BEST.
    TROLLS.
    EVER.

  2. GraveZombie on May 18th, 2011 1:09 pm

    Well, he must know who they are. They couldn't comment if they weren't his friends.

  3. Vosur on May 18th, 2011 1:18 pm

    I snickered at this and yet I'm glad I don't have a Facebook at the same time…

    And inb4
    <img style="-webkit-user-select: none" src="http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/snickers1.jpg"&gt;

  4. Funkalicous on May 18th, 2011 1:21 pm

    HOLD IT!
    I have to check my Twitter Account!

  5. Zyquux on May 18th, 2011 1:23 pm

    Unless he's stupid and doesn't put on privacy settings.

  6. Nyonlite on May 18th, 2011 1:24 pm

    Now a want a rogue Phoenix and Edgeworth going around facebook commenting on people's status'.

  7. dekuskrub1 on May 18th, 2011 1:25 pm

    you could a long time ago
    before facebook gave us new "safety" features

  8. CriticalQuit on May 18th, 2011 1:25 pm

    This guy fails to realize how truly awesome his friends are. All my friends do is quote anime and Doctor Who, and I don't watch either of those.

  9. GraveZombie on May 18th, 2011 1:27 pm

    Back when the internet was FUN AND DANGEROUS

  10. CriticalQuit on May 18th, 2011 1:28 pm

    They wouldn't know about his roommate and such if they weren't friends, right?

  11. Jimmy on May 18th, 2011 1:30 pm

    Tsk tsk tsk. You are missing out my friend.

  12. Darth_Destro on May 18th, 2011 1:33 pm

    You know you have opened the door a stream of candy bar related puns now, right? Lucky for you, I don't think there is a big PAYDAY in doing that.

  13. SirNumel on May 18th, 2011 1:35 pm

    I like how the whole debate devolved into the two of them shouting OBJECTION at each other. Just like real life courtrooms….

  14. Shatman on May 18th, 2011 1:37 pm
  15. EphEphEcksIII on May 18th, 2011 1:38 pm
  16. dekuskrub1 on May 18th, 2011 1:43 pm
  17. bc524 on May 18th, 2011 1:44 pm

    Awesome pun. Now I'll have to CRUNCH out some of my own before I head over to 5TH AVENUE and pick up that 100 GRAND those THREE MUSKETEERS owe me.

  18. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on May 18th, 2011 1:44 pm

    There needs to be an objection… immediately

  19. MasterLuigi452 on May 18th, 2011 1:49 pm

    Why are we doing this you may ask?
    Clearly you must be joking Mr. Winters.

  20. Vosur on May 18th, 2011 1:59 pm
  21. Vosur on May 18th, 2011 2:00 pm

    At least it's not picking up a strange WHATCHAMACALLIT over in MARS.

  22. WizardRex on May 18th, 2011 2:01 pm

    On the way back, say hi to BABY RUTH for me. Her MOUNDS are the greatest in the MILKY WAY, you know.

  23. razorman715 on May 18th, 2011 2:03 pm

    BEST .
    COMMENT .
    EVER.

  24. XSV225 on May 18th, 2011 2:05 pm

    BEST.
    ALL CAPS.
    EVER.

  25. Rocker23220 on May 18th, 2011 2:10 pm

    BEST.
    REPLY.
    EVER.

  26. Shatman on May 18th, 2011 2:20 pm

    I'd BUTTERFINGER out a decent pun.

  27. HughbertEsq on May 18th, 2011 2:22 pm

    ..
    Does anyone have a Yorkie?

  28. HughbertEsq on May 18th, 2011 2:25 pm
  29. imnutty on May 18th, 2011 2:34 pm
  30. dekuskrub1 on May 18th, 2011 2:40 pm
  31. oddball250 on May 18th, 2011 2:40 pm

    I mean come on you dont even have a picture go away and never return

  32. FutureGentlman on May 18th, 2011 3:03 pm

    Worst
    Combo chain
    Ever.

  33. Paulrus-Keaton? on May 18th, 2011 3:05 pm

    …okay, this was the first legit "lol" I've gotten from this site in a long time. I want to see more of these guys; this was genius.

    <img src="http://files.sharenator.com/bravo_Daily_Food-s500x500-165465-535.jpg&quot; alt="some_text">

  34. dekuskrub1 on May 18th, 2011 3:33 pm

    whats this?
    a picture of a cat that doesnt talk LEIK DIS?
    NONSENSE!!

  35. Wetmang on May 18th, 2011 3:34 pm

    HOLD IT! To comment on someones status you must first give them permission to view your updates as either a friend or, as with public profiles, approve them! If Mr. Wright and Mr. Edgeworth are commenting on Mr. Winters status then he clearly gave them express permission to do so, and therefore knows EXACTLY who they are!

    Making this trolling…*SLAM!* ENTIRELY FALSIFIED!

  36. Wetmang on May 18th, 2011 3:35 pm

    Worst
    Reference
    Ever.

  37. Trainer_Black on May 18th, 2011 3:43 pm

    You all nougat this was a bad idea…

  38. ThetaBetaSigma on May 18th, 2011 3:55 pm

    HOLD IT! *eats a Twix*

  39. walktovanish on May 18th, 2011 4:15 pm

    If you had seen David Tennant, you would watch Dr. Who. He is amazing

  40. ARC_1300 on May 18th, 2011 4:15 pm

    lol. PURE WIN

  41. KZN02 on May 18th, 2011 4:26 pm

    And where is the judge in all this?

  42. RoverTHX on May 18th, 2011 4:36 pm

    Worst
    snappy comeback
    ever.

    Make me a gentlemen's sandvich.

  43. Th3l4st0ne on May 18th, 2011 5:01 pm

    WORST.
    2 HOURS LOST.
    EVER.

  44. AuraMaster on May 18th, 2011 5:14 pm

    Looks like Greg Winters couldn't FACE having the BOOK thrown at him.

  45. Mentlegen on May 18th, 2011 5:18 pm

    GRAMMAR OBJECTION!

    *Slams dictionary*

    This submission clearly shows that Mr. Winters…is UNABLE TO USE QUESTION MARKS!

    *Shocked Grammar Nazis in the court*

  46. PumpkinKing on May 18th, 2011 5:33 pm

    BEST
    REPLY CHAIN
    EVER.

  47. PumpkinKing on May 18th, 2011 5:37 pm

    rel="nofollow">

    Not sure how to do links in words, but you get my point.

  48. BTSnoogans on May 18th, 2011 5:44 pm

    BEST.
    ASSORTMENT OF COMMENTS ON HALOLZ.
    EVER.

  49. BTSnoogans on May 18th, 2011 5:47 pm

    C'mon, guys. He said "INB4" candy bars. Don't TWIX his words around.

  50. BTSnoogans on May 18th, 2011 5:49 pm

    Yes. It appears that he certainly did not LIKE it.

  51. orreso on May 18th, 2011 5:55 pm

    I must make two facebook accounts to do this now

  52. AdeptIsaac on May 18th, 2011 6:10 pm

    HOLD IT!

    I don't have a Facebook and yet I still find this hilarious. No one beats Phoenix Wright at trolling.

  53. CriticalQuit on May 18th, 2011 7:24 pm

    I'm too lazy to draw one.

  54. CriticalQuit on May 18th, 2011 7:24 pm

    I enjoy Team Fortress 2 to the fullest. There's a reason.

  55. CriticalQuit on May 18th, 2011 7:25 pm

    So I've heard, but I'm too lazy to get into either one.

  56. CriticalQuit on May 18th, 2011 7:25 pm

    Still a TF2 and Portal 2 fan, so yes.

  57. xxpikalexxx on May 18th, 2011 7:34 pm

    Just gonna go look up Greg Winters now.

  58. Kilk on May 18th, 2011 7:50 pm

    HOLD IT! I sense someone who doesn’t know how to use question marks!

  59. Lord of Chaos on May 18th, 2011 8:01 pm

    Worst
    sandvich
    ever.
    Make a better one or I'll take that monocle away.

  60. GameboyPATH on May 18th, 2011 8:03 pm

    OBJECTION!

    *holds paper and smacks it a little for no reason*

    Ladies and gentlemen, allow me direct your attention… to EXHIBIT A!

  61. Wetmang on May 18th, 2011 8:07 pm

    nuh uh!

  62. SpartanJedi on May 18th, 2011 8:18 pm

    BEST.
    COMMENTS TO +1.
    EVER.

  63. Uzumakiclan43 on May 18th, 2011 8:38 pm

    I know, I hate finals too. I'm stuck in the final two test-chambers of Portal 1 and GLaDOS keeps promising me that if I get an A, I will be served cake.

  64. Uzumakiclan43 on May 18th, 2011 8:40 pm

    BEST.
    WIFE.
    IN.
    THE.
    UNIVERSE.
    SWIIIIIIIIIING!

  65. seanhl on May 18th, 2011 9:01 pm

    BEST
    CCC-COMBO BREAKER
    EVER

  66. Frentzen127 on May 18th, 2011 9:04 pm

    BEST
    CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT
    EVER

  67. seanhl on May 18th, 2011 9:08 pm

    [a href="url goes here"]text you want to appear[/a] (replace [ & ] with < & > respectively)

  68. Slowperture on May 18th, 2011 9:13 pm

    OBJECTION!
    The man in question must have knew what they were doing, he is the one that uploaded it! The 'privacy' lock (next to the like button) only shows up on your own posts!

  69. seanhl on May 18th, 2011 9:15 pm

    you can't "can't let you do that" to a wolfite, it's like trying to falcon punch capt. falcon, so I can't let you do that

  70. SirNumel on May 18th, 2011 9:17 pm

    They decided to settle this matter out of court.

  71. Gaytits on May 18th, 2011 9:18 pm

    HOLD IT!

    That only accounts for the first comment he left in which he used a "flat what" as a reaction! The rest of his replies are all questions without question marks!

  72. xxpikalexxx on May 18th, 2011 11:00 pm

    That proves nothing. What if he took a screenshot, and his roommate Craig uploaded it?

  73. Jimmy on May 18th, 2011 11:22 pm

    D'awww…

  74. 1avidgamer on May 18th, 2011 11:23 pm

    WORST
    C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
    EVER

  75. imnutty on May 18th, 2011 11:24 pm

    you son-of-a-beach
    <img src="http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo114/MetroSheppard/Mario/AngryMario.jpg"&gt;
    I did the true c-c-c-c-ombo breaker first!

  76. GenX64 on May 19th, 2011 1:24 am

    OBJECTION!
    You oversee the other fact that Facebook users can change their own name and picture anytime they want! Therefor, his friends must have done this after they had joined his friend list.
    CASE SOLVED

  77. Rain on May 19th, 2011 2:02 am

    Those eyes are staring into my soul

  78. Rain on May 19th, 2011 2:08 am

    GRAMMAR HAMMER
    "According to our records"

  79. strayjohno on May 19th, 2011 3:42 am

    OBJECTION!

    I've seen this before. But I'll let it slide because it was still hilarious the second time. And I'm impressed by all the objections to it's authenticity.

    Bravo, Halolz. Bravo.

  80. Dimomarg on May 19th, 2011 4:05 am
  81. Paulrus-Keaton? on May 19th, 2011 4:56 am

    <ADJECTIVE>.
    <NOUN>.
    <ADVERB>.

  82. GameboyPATH on May 19th, 2011 5:26 am

    NO U!

  83. AgileZero on May 19th, 2011 6:22 am

    BLUE.
    BALLS.
    QUICKLY?

  84. Gearheadmk2 on May 19th, 2011 8:44 am

    Wow. I just cant believe i've got so many thumbs up for such a generic and thoughtless comment. I could get to 100 by saying first at this rate.

  85. Inky Blue on May 19th, 2011 9:07 am

    Ahh… Mr Snuggle-latipus, my arch enemy, we meet again…

  86. seanhl on May 19th, 2011 3:30 pm

    what you failed to realize is, I'm from the fut… er past, so yeah, technically I thought of it first, (yeah they always fall for that one)

  87. Gamerofloz on May 19th, 2011 5:19 pm

    Its eyes scare me….

  88. imnutty on May 19th, 2011 8:57 pm
  89. Azurik on May 19th, 2011 11:05 pm

    That's why I don't comment on here anymore, except to reply.

  90. imnutty on May 20th, 2011 12:58 am

    well you started the biggest troll chain halolz has ever seen, thats a accomplishment i think

  91. IndianCHAN on May 20th, 2011 1:48 am

    Can't you just hear the agony in "Why are you doing this."

  92. dope92 on May 20th, 2011 2:54 am

    im changing my name on facebook.

    this is the perfect idea

  93. 78uh on May 20th, 2011 2:32 pm

    OBJECTION!
    Question marks are a use for asking questions! He could be clearly telling them a question!

  94. Zyquux on May 20th, 2011 3:09 pm

    It's not so much the comments, here on Halolz, but the comment chains.

  95. sparrowsabre7 on May 20th, 2011 4:24 pm

    I'm pretty sure this is from Dorkly. Maybe you should credit them. They have plenty more on there too.

  96. 78uh on May 20th, 2011 6:51 pm

    I guess he SHARED his thought to the wrong people

  97. Coodoo on May 23rd, 2011 2:23 am

    Maya Fey likes this

  98. AquaLink on May 23rd, 2011 12:30 pm

    for the christmas episode, they rode a sleigh pulled by a flying shark. things don't get more awesome than dr. who
    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gQVGR_dSRQA/TUSZlsUzXEI

  99. coltsman88 on May 25th, 2011 8:38 pm

    BEST.
    PICTURE.
    EVER.

  100. Jiraister on May 26th, 2011 8:47 am

    Looks like I cant stop laughing to this, so ima still HOLD IT!! xD

  101. ~*Aster*~ on July 29th, 2011 4:47 am

    My question is why Phoenix seems to be prosecuting Greg and Edgeworth is defending him.

  102. dejime73 on August 2nd, 2011 10:07 am

    can't you read,its written dorkly on the bottom right corner

  103. VJoe10[8] on August 27th, 2011 11:51 pm

    "This video is private."

  104. Guts_Pein on September 22nd, 2011 12:44 pm

    gonna have new friends in facebook i see.

  105. Ashcrexl on April 4th, 2012 2:15 pm

    OBJECTION! isn't edgey the prosecutor in these things? why's he defending this guy?

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