No Facebook update is beyond the scope of Phoenix Wright’s legal jurisdiction!
From Dorkly’s “Videogame Characters Invade Real Facebook“
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Well, he must know who they are. They couldn't comment if they weren't his friends.
I snickered at this and yet I'm glad I don't have a Facebook at the same time…
And inb4
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HOLD IT!
I have to check my Twitter Account!
Unless he's stupid and doesn't put on privacy settings.
Now a want a rogue Phoenix and Edgeworth going around facebook commenting on people's status'.
you could a long time ago
before facebook gave us new "safety" features
This guy fails to realize how truly awesome his friends are. All my friends do is quote anime and Doctor Who, and I don't watch either of those.
Back when the internet was FUN AND DANGEROUS
They wouldn't know about his roommate and such if they weren't friends, right?
Tsk tsk tsk. You are missing out my friend.
You know you have opened the door a stream of candy bar related puns now, right? Lucky for you, I don't think there is a big PAYDAY in doing that.
I like how the whole debate devolved into the two of them shouting OBJECTION at each other. Just like real life courtrooms….
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Needs moar
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OBJECTION!
Awesome pun. Now I'll have to CRUNCH out some of my own before I head over to 5TH AVENUE and pick up that 100 GRAND those THREE MUSKETEERS owe me.
There needs to be an objection… immediately
Why are we doing this you may ask?
Clearly you must be joking Mr. Winters.
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At least it's not picking up a strange WHATCHAMACALLIT over in MARS.
On the way back, say hi to BABY RUTH for me. Her MOUNDS are the greatest in the MILKY WAY, you know.
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I'd BUTTERFINGER out a decent pun.
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Does anyone have a Yorkie?
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=499429…
HOLD IT!
OBJECTION! http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=499432…
HOLD IT!
I mean come on you dont even have a picture go away and never return
Worst
Combo chain
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…okay, this was the first legit "lol" I've gotten from this site in a long time. I want to see more of these guys; this was genius.
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whats this?
a picture of a cat that doesnt talk LEIK DIS?
NONSENSE!!
HOLD IT! To comment on someones status you must first give them permission to view your updates as either a friend or, as with public profiles, approve them! If Mr. Wright and Mr. Edgeworth are commenting on Mr. Winters status then he clearly gave them express permission to do so, and therefore knows EXACTLY who they are!
Making this trolling…*SLAM!* ENTIRELY FALSIFIED!
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You all nougat this was a bad idea…
HOLD IT! *eats a Twix*
If you had seen David Tennant, you would watch Dr. Who. He is amazing
lol. PURE WIN
And where is the judge in all this?
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Make me a gentlemen's sandvich.
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Looks like Greg Winters couldn't FACE having the BOOK thrown at him.
GRAMMAR OBJECTION!
*Slams dictionary*
This submission clearly shows that Mr. Winters…is UNABLE TO USE QUESTION MARKS!
*Shocked Grammar Nazis in the court*
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Not sure how to do links in words, but you get my point.
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C'mon, guys. He said "INB4" candy bars. Don't TWIX his words around.
Yes. It appears that he certainly did not LIKE it.
I must make two facebook accounts to do this now
HOLD IT!
I don't have a Facebook and yet I still find this hilarious. No one beats Phoenix Wright at trolling.
I'm too lazy to draw one.
I enjoy Team Fortress 2 to the fullest. There's a reason.
So I've heard, but I'm too lazy to get into either one.
Still a TF2 and Portal 2 fan, so yes.
Just gonna go look up Greg Winters now.
HOLD IT! I sense someone who doesn’t know how to use question marks!
Worst
sandvich
ever.
Make a better one or I'll take that monocle away.
OBJECTION!
*holds paper and smacks it a little for no reason*
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me direct your attention… to EXHIBIT A!
nuh uh!
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I know, I hate finals too. I'm stuck in the final two test-chambers of Portal 1 and GLaDOS keeps promising me that if I get an A, I will be served cake.
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[a href="url goes here"]text you want to appear[/a] (replace [ & ] with < & > respectively)
OBJECTION!
The man in question must have knew what they were doing, he is the one that uploaded it! The 'privacy' lock (next to the like button) only shows up on your own posts!
you can't "can't let you do that" to a wolfite, it's like trying to falcon punch capt. falcon, so I can't let you do that
They decided to settle this matter out of court.
HOLD IT!
That only accounts for the first comment he left in which he used a "flat what" as a reaction! The rest of his replies are all questions without question marks!
That proves nothing. What if he took a screenshot, and his roommate Craig uploaded it?
D'awww…
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you son-of-a-beach
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I did the true c-c-c-c-ombo breaker first!
OBJECTION!
You oversee the other fact that Facebook users can change their own name and picture anytime they want! Therefor, his friends must have done this after they had joined his friend list.
CASE SOLVED
Those eyes are staring into my soul
GRAMMAR HAMMER
"According to our records"
OBJECTION!
I've seen this before. But I'll let it slide because it was still hilarious the second time. And I'm impressed by all the objections to it's authenticity.
Bravo, Halolz. Bravo.
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QUICKLY?
Wow. I just cant believe i've got so many thumbs up for such a generic and thoughtless comment. I could get to 100 by saying first at this rate.
Ahh… Mr Snuggle-latipus, my arch enemy, we meet again…
what you failed to realize is, I'm from the fut… er past, so yeah, technically I thought of it first, (yeah they always fall for that one)
Its eyes scare me….
damn you time paradox! you have beat me once more!
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That's why I don't comment on here anymore, except to reply.
well you started the biggest troll chain halolz has ever seen, thats a accomplishment i think
Can't you just hear the agony in "Why are you doing this."
im changing my name on facebook.
this is the perfect idea
OBJECTION!
Question marks are a use for asking questions! He could be clearly telling them a question!
It's not so much the comments, here on Halolz, but the comment chains.
I'm pretty sure this is from Dorkly. Maybe you should credit them. They have plenty more on there too.
I guess he SHARED his thought to the wrong people
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for the christmas episode, they rode a sleigh pulled by a flying shark. things don't get more awesome than dr. who
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Looks like I cant stop laughing to this, so ima still HOLD IT!! xD
My question is why Phoenix seems to be prosecuting Greg and Edgeworth is defending him.
can't you read,its written dorkly on the bottom right corner
"This video is private."
gonna have new friends in facebook i see.
OBJECTION! isn't edgey the prosecutor in these things? why's he defending this guy?