Now you’re killing with portals!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 13, 2011 · 10:57 AM 
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70 Responses to “[VIDEO] Portal Kombat”

  1. Dimomarg on May 13th, 2011 11:14 am

    FINISH HIM!
    PORTALITY

  2. Hejiru on May 13th, 2011 11:22 am

    INCINERATE HIM!

  3. Tobikun on May 13th, 2011 11:23 am

    I'm not going to lie we're just throwing science at the wall here, see what bleeds.

  4. dekuskrub1 on May 13th, 2011 11:25 am

    chell would be an interesting addition to mortal kombat

  5. Mentlegen on May 13th, 2011 11:29 am

    THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FINISH HIM!

  6. Coodoo on May 13th, 2011 11:37 am

    He's buying it for PS3? Poor son of a gun has no idea what awaits him in about 2 days.

  7. spplmj on May 13th, 2011 11:37 am

    Sadly he made one mistake,

    He daydreamed about the version with Kratos, who simply uses his many advice memes to block the portals rendering them useless.

  8. dope92 on May 13th, 2011 11:47 am

    how many people see kratos as a good addition to kombat?

    im not so sure

  9. Smirky on May 13th, 2011 11:53 am

    Oh, hi, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.

    POTALITY!

  10. razorman715 on May 13th, 2011 11:54 am

    Another portal related submission?

    I'd rather have wolf jokes again at this point.

    (Readies incoming cant let you do that joke)

    DONT LET STAR FOX DO THAT

    LOSE TO STAR FOX

  11. Axel X on May 13th, 2011 12:03 pm

    I liked the part when he used portals.

  12. Hyze on May 13th, 2011 12:23 pm

    Portal Kombat? Hmmm….
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  13. VaultLegend on May 13th, 2011 1:08 pm

    Bet he can't wait to try out Portal Kombat's online features…..oh wait…

  14. CriticalQuit on May 13th, 2011 1:14 pm

    The Aperture Science Martial Art Aiding Device is for use of kicking all manner of ass. Do not look into the operational end of the device, as it may stab you in the eyes.

  15. Zyquux on May 13th, 2011 1:37 pm

    Achievement Description: This is that body part.

  16. EphEphEcksIII on May 13th, 2011 1:53 pm

    *comes running in as fast as he could*
    -out of breath, bangs gong-

    Test your science, Test your science,
    Test your science, Test your science.
    PORTAL KOMBAT!
    FIGHT!
    PORTAL KOMBAT!
    (space)
    EXCELLENT!
    GLaDOS, Wheatley, Turret, Cave Johnson,
    P-body, ATLAS, Chell.
    PORTAL KOMBAT!
    FIGHT!
    PORTAL KOMBAT!
    (im in space)
    (go to space)
    GLaDOS, Wheatley, Turret, Cave Johnson,
    P-body, ATLAS, Chell.
    PORTAL KOMBAT!
    (play it cool)
    (space cops)
    (i'm the best at space)
    (S-P-ACE)
    FIGHT!
    Test your science, Test your science.
    GLaDOS, Wheatley, Turret, Cave Johnson,
    P-body, ATLAS, Chell.
    PORTAL KOMBAT!
    FIGHT!
    PORTAL KOMBAT!
    PORTAL KOMBAT!

  17. Link4all on May 13th, 2011 1:59 pm

    You may have a very minor case of…fatality.

  18. Luigi676 on May 13th, 2011 3:59 pm

    I half expected the copy of Mortal Kombat to yell "GET OVER HERE" when he was walking away with Portal 2.

  19. greenxboy on May 13th, 2011 4:07 pm
  20. Vosur on May 13th, 2011 4:09 pm

    Sorry, but I've got a better version, and I'm not giving it up.

  21. Vosur on May 13th, 2011 4:10 pm

    The sweet scent of explosives?

  22. tmotom on May 13th, 2011 4:24 pm

    ohh… i thought that was a petri-dish with like… one colony of bacteria. derp :P

  23. ChemicalKirby on May 13th, 2011 4:25 pm

    GLaDOS would be proud her science is going to such good use.

  24. tmotom on May 13th, 2011 4:26 pm

    Spelling hammer? Am I the only one that finds this completely retarded sounding?

  25. BTSnoogans on May 13th, 2011 6:05 pm

    A shaded monocle? What's next? A blinged-out top hat?

  26. Funkalicous on May 13th, 2011 6:16 pm

    Did you not grab the Spelling Sword on Level 5?

  27. TardyParty on May 13th, 2011 6:26 pm

    He made a major mistake, he didn't go to the Xbox area.

  28. TheAl41 on May 13th, 2011 8:43 pm

    OMG MY DREAM IS REALITY!!! STFU AND TAKE MY MONEY ALREADY!!!!

  29. Krugun on May 14th, 2011 9:09 am

    Should always make sure you have money before you go buy something. And yes, my friend, the decision is a tough one:

    Do you choose a nostalgic resurrection of a great, gory fighting game with a memorable cast of badass fighters that was apart of your childhood, that could be said helped make games more violent.

    Or do you go with a clever, unique puzzle-shooter with hilarious quips from intriguing, memorable characters and of course the unforgettable climax song and eventual internet memes. It was a hard choice, but I think I made the best decision in this conundrum…

    I bought both!

  30. PortalMan118 on May 15th, 2011 12:35 am

    Here's my money….

    MAKE IT HAPPEN NAOW!!!!!

  31. 78uh on May 20th, 2011 2:44 pm

    What a smart video!
    Especially the ps3 part!

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