He died the way he lived. Surrounded by cocks.
Wait… what?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 11, 2011 · 3:47 AM
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And they lived happily ever after?
This shows you how deadly those damn cukcoos can be…..and crafty luring the boy into the woods to peck him to death.
He died like a true hero.
When did he get the sword?
There's nothing I like better then grabbing a big fat cuck with two hands, holding it tight and then trying to hold it over my head.
I do jerk it around a lot and sometimes rel="nofollow">beat it but when I squeeze it over a ledge I fly for a short while and can end up with some new treasure in my hands.
Death would be much more fun if that sound played every time someone got something from a will.
Oh Shawn, you card
I'm pretty sure your description was funnier than the actual video
If only we could all be so lucky, to go out doing the thing we love the most…
First pigs, now human-elves
THE BIRDS ARE EVOLVING!!
THEY ARE GETTING…..angrier…
chasing giant white cocks?
Heck, LIFE would be better (maybe more annoying) if that happened every time you got something.
Of course, Pokemon-X shows us possible side effects….
Wait, seven descendents of the seven sages? Aryl? Where the hell does this take place on the zelda timeline?
…except I'm pretty certain those were female, Shawn. I'm afraid I'm going to have to call fowl on your joke.
Love that Link actually sounded like the Link from the cartoon a little bit.
"Excuuuuuuse me, princess."
Anyone remember the Super Mario Bros. Super Show, hosted by Captain Lou and that other guy. They would show Mario Bros. cartoons all week, except for Friday, when it would be the Legend of Zelda. Am I right? Been ages.
That show? I have absolutely zero idea what show you are talking about.
Now if you'll excuuuussseee me I'll just leave this picture behind from some show I don't know.
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Moral of the Story: Don't be a cock tease.
Especially if that something is a rel="nofollow">boot to the head.
MMM…. Foul jokes *grlrglgl* (Drowling)
Yes, they lived happily ever after, but not before these angry birds slaughtered all the pigs.
Brendan received a kick in the nuts! *Link's Item Jingle*
What's next? Angry Chocobos?
On Link's tombstone:
"Well, at least I had chicken."
I now have a sad. Lou Albano was the best damn Mario impersonator EVAR. I weep for future children that will never know how to "Do the Mario".
IT'S CUCKOOS SHAWN!
Not "Cocks".
Totally different from roosters.
Well…. not exactly
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now if only that chicken hadn't pecked out his eyes and spleen…
And to his cat Mittens, he leaves his entire vast… boot to the head.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You sir, have had a childhood found… lacking.
At least he wasn't surrounded by assholes…
wait…
Gunnery Sergeant Philip or Major?
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No no no, TomQuoVadius, there's a lot more rage involved than that!
Ataeru!
Be advised you have one massive hostile group converging on your position, you will be overrun if you do not exfil out of the area immediately!
Get out of there! GO!GO!GO!
I call dibs on his boomerang…..think about it people, endless fun
Love kill'n cocks with link,pretty much how i died the most in OOT
SPELLING HAMMER!
*Cuckoo
You disgust me, you know.
Your profile picture and description coupled with your name is somehow quite irritating.
"Haha. He died the way he lived. Surrounded by cocks."
*Sees that Shawn had already said that right under the video*
Me: "D'Oh!"
SPELLING/NAME HAMMER!
*Cuckoo
*peck* *peck* *peck*
Nobody knows, the timeline is all screwy.
Shawn says surrounded by cocks…I say fine-ass birds.
Well, good thing we have YouTube, right?
Who do you think you are, the hero of time?
Don't make me laugh although you're certainly prime
How do you get your sword to fire projectiles so well?
I bet your blacksmith has a dozen stories to tell.
hence my name
Cuck is being used as an abbreviation of Cuckoo. If you make it Cuckoo the cock joke doesn't work. I ask that you put your hammer back in it's tool box till a more appropriate hammer time.
SNAP!
Handle your cocks with love and care
Looks like Link…
*sunglasses*
Got a little COCKY!
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Oops I'm sorry for my explosively popular fandom! I'll change it eventually. The first two, that is.
Well, looks like…
*puts on sunglasses*
One flew over the Cuckoo's nest
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!