He died the way he lived. Surrounded by cocks.
Wait… what?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 11, 2011 · 3:47 AM 
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50 Responses to “[VIDEO] Links’ Death”

  1. Lax on May 11th, 2011 3:57 am

    And they lived happily ever after?

  2. Yoshi_Dino on May 11th, 2011 3:58 am

    This shows you how deadly those damn cukcoos can be…..and crafty luring the boy into the woods to peck him to death.

  3. Yoshemo on May 11th, 2011 4:01 am

    He died like a true hero.

  4. GameboyPATH on May 11th, 2011 4:06 am

    When did he get the sword?

  5. Nick Soapdish on May 11th, 2011 4:22 am

    There's nothing I like better then grabbing a big fat cuck with two hands, holding it tight and then trying to hold it over my head.
    I do jerk it around a lot and sometimes rel="nofollow">beat it but when I squeeze it over a ledge I fly for a short while and can end up with some new treasure in my hands.

  6. BoxeyBrown on May 11th, 2011 4:39 am

    Death would be much more fun if that sound played every time someone got something from a will.

  7. Happy on May 11th, 2011 4:39 am

    Oh Shawn, you card
    I'm pretty sure your description was funnier than the actual video

  8. BoxeyBrown on May 11th, 2011 4:40 am

    If only we could all be so lucky, to go out doing the thing we love the most…

  9. Henry_Wong on May 11th, 2011 4:59 am

    First pigs, now human-elves
    THEY ARE GETTING…..angrier…

  10. gangler on May 11th, 2011 5:52 am

    Wait, seven descendents of the seven sages? Aryl? Where the hell does this take place on the zelda timeline?

  11. SHODAK on May 11th, 2011 6:11 am

    …except I'm pretty certain those were female, Shawn. I'm afraid I'm going to have to call fowl on your joke.

  12. chuckpebble on May 11th, 2011 6:47 am

    Love that Link actually sounded like the Link from the cartoon a little bit.
    "Excuuuuuuse me, princess."

    Anyone remember the Super Mario Bros. Super Show, hosted by Captain Lou and that other guy. They would show Mario Bros. cartoons all week, except for Friday, when it would be the Legend of Zelda. Am I right? Been ages.

  13. Jimmy on May 11th, 2011 8:39 am

    On Link's tombstone:
    "Well, at least I had chicken."

  14. Ataeru on May 11th, 2011 9:14 am

    Not "Cocks".
    Totally different from roosters.

  15. Jade Catima on May 11th, 2011 10:09 am

    And to his cat Mittens, he leaves his entire vast… boot to the head.

  16. Uzumakiclan43 on May 11th, 2011 12:15 pm

    At least he wasn't surrounded by assholes…

  17. imnutty on May 11th, 2011 4:50 pm

    I call dibs on his boomerang…..think about it people, endless fun

  18. ChemicalKirby on May 11th, 2011 5:00 pm

    Love kill'n cocks with link,pretty much how i died the most in OOT

  19. BTSnoogans on May 11th, 2011 5:34 pm

    "Haha. He died the way he lived. Surrounded by cocks."
    *Sees that Shawn had already said that right under the video*
    Me: "D'Oh!"

  20. TehVortex on May 11th, 2011 5:54 pm

    Shawn says surrounded by cocks…I say fine-ass birds.

  21. gangler on May 11th, 2011 6:24 pm

    Who do you think you are, the hero of time?
    Don't make me laugh although you're certainly prime
    How do you get your sword to fire projectiles so well?
    I bet your blacksmith has a dozen stories to tell.

  22. deathbychickens on May 11th, 2011 8:22 pm

    hence my name

  23. AManWithACloak on May 12th, 2011 6:59 pm

    Looks like Link…
    Got a little COCKY!

  24. OmegaJunk on May 13th, 2011 6:17 pm

    Well, looks like…
    *puts on sunglasses*
    One flew over the Cuckoo's nest

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