Once he finally got into space, Space Core had quite a few adventures! Of course most of them involved being put in space jail.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 10, 2011 · 7:16 PM
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Com-et me bro.
SPACE OBJECTION! Um…isn't everything in the universe in space? I mean if you think about it…not that I'm complaining or anything…
This meme needs to stop for a while so it can give me space to breathe.
*Generic Comment concerning Space*
inb4spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
Space core's father is the leader of a great space crime syndicate. It explains it all…he is simply trying to follow in his father's footsteps!
While in Space Jail, the Space Core was repeatedly subjected to Space Rape by the various Space Thugs that inhabited his Space cell-block. Upon his release, he was quoted as saying, "Earth…Wanna go to Earth…"
Of course, his place in space jail was soon taken by another unfortunate soul.
How long have you been saving that one? :O
I see what you did there.
I'm sorry, but I need my space right now. Can we planet for later. I mean, it's not that I nova want to do this, but right now I just can't rocket.
I mean did you see how weak those puns were? They were Hub-a-ble.
*reply with the word space in a random meme*
It should also be noted that he didn't pass Space Go or get his 200 Space Dollars either.
Shut up Space Woman and get on my Space Horse!*
*Ok, so you didn't actually say the set up to the quote, but I felt it was close enough.
Fact: You are now reading this in the Fact Sphere's voice.
Fact: The comment you are reading was created within 3.5 minutes.
Fact: Halolz has been overridden with space.
Fact: You will never go to space because you will be too busy reading about space to attempt so.
Fact: Rats cannot throw up.
I wonder how earth's core feels about all of space core's shenanigans
Fact: I may never eat, ever again.
I'm feeling alienated from the clever space crowd.
Since it is improper grammar anyway, and I haven't seen the correct Hammer yet, I'll use my own.
MEME HAMMER!!
<img src="http://sidor3.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/biscuit1.jpg" width="475">
All your space are belong to us
Since 2 years of lurking and 69 weeks of posting (to date) apparently weren't enough, I would appreciate someone naming the different HAMMERs that are used here, aside from the more commonly used GRAMMAR HAMMER.
Motorcycles in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!!!
Fact: I am not, in fact, reading it in Fact Sphere's voice, as I have forgotten what he sounds like.
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…SEE WHAT I DID THERE
And this is why i prefer the Adventure Core… http://soundcloud.com/betarepeating/portal-2-the-…
If Space Mom looks anything like Space Dad, I'd totally bone her. IN SPACE.
Fact: The next statement is true.
Fact: The last statement is false
Space is too big. Don't like space. Too big. Eh eh. Wanna go to Earth. Wanna go to Earth. Wanna go to Earth. Wanna go to Earth. Wanna go to Earth. Wanna go home. Wanna go to Earth.
I'd still say The Space Core is a pretty good METEOR-cre for this website hehehe aw fuck it, im going home.
All your space are belong to us
I thought it was guilty of "not" being in space?
Triple dose. Of space. Overdosing on space. Too much space. Dying… of space.
Uuuuuuhhhh….True, ill go with true.
There, that was easy!
OH SHI-
No i cant cause im in space, its too small.
I do say good sire…
"It's too small."
Story of my life.
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SON OF A SSSSPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Get on my space horse,
it will take you around the uniiiiiiveeeerse!
Dr. Space Sphere this council finds you guilty on all charges!
As punishment you are hereby sentenced to life in prison. SPACE PRISON!
SPACE! So much space, need to see it all! Nya, nya, nya……OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! I'M IN SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
*reply with hardly relevant overused meme pic or maybe a youtube link*
I wish my dad was space…
Saving that one? It just came to me. I don't save up on puns based on frozen projectiles. That'd be cold.
*inb4uranusjokes*
No you idiot! This is a paradox. There's no correct answer!
ICY what you mean. At first I didn't get your DRIFT, then I realICEd that it was a Punderstorm. Everybody, don't lose your COOL with this one. If I come up with more, I'll let you SNOW.
I thought we were gonna go get burgers! I know how to make them taste METEOR. I guess I'll just VACUUM and clean up a bit then.
IT'S A PARADOX! THERE IS NO ANSWER!
Fact: I have never heard the Fact Sphere's voice, as I cannot afford Portal 2. I just bought Portal a few weeks ago. D:
I believe I can be of assistance here.
SPELLING HAMMER- Denotes poor spelling.
TRUTH HAMMER- Denotes false information
CHRONO-HAMMER- Denotes an error that occurred, but was not noticed until after a different correction was made.
HAMMER HAMMER- When a hammered person is pissed, they use this.
Help! -1 Troll!
Too much space?
But look at your son!
I sentence you to 10 space years in space jail
Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Aperture Space Core. its mission: to explore space, to seek out new space and newer space. To boldly go into Space where no Space Core has gone before.
what?
*headsplode*
…in space *nod nod*
You inb4'ed my thought-of-after-I-saw-that-idea. Jeez, I'm not PUNderful at this, am I?
Concurance Hammer: self-explanitory. Needed a reason to use this.
He's too well grounded to really care what space core does.
hmm… no MEME HAMMER…
that's somewhat surprising, considering all of the memes used in the comments
Buy a telescope.
In the words of the space core "buy a telescope", it makes EVERYTHING SEEM bigger *wink
And the MC Hammer, when someone tries to touch something that they can;t.
Heading off to space Australia, are we?
im pretty sure i heard of that one, sort of cheating…
Even though the universe… pretty much covers everything… sorry
I assume this is the final whammy of SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE we'll see now given the extent of the stuff here, right Shawn?
RIGHT?
Space Core needs;
1) a TV show. Call it "The Space Core Space Hour Show… in Space"
2) a web comic, entitled "Spaced out"
3) A mountain… in Space!
Wait, so space jail is an actual place?
Snap, I'm in trouble.
i know its just a mash up of random yet well cut out images but when you listen to the space core… ill be damned if that isnt EXACTLY what it sees while it says these lines!
why is everything always hammers?
I would guess that it is because hammer rhymes with grammar, and that was the first hammer used on the site, and the most common
i want a spelling stick
why not spelling stiletto?
or even a Shikomizue? (sword in a cane)
because a stick doesn't sound imposing…
what if it was a large stick and i was speaking softly? and everytime you didnt listen to me id hit you with the stick?
I…
I see what you did there
+1 for you
again…im pretty sure i heard of that one, sort of cheating…
Fact: Southern Mage can make rats throw up.