Sure, not really video game humor… but who cares this is AMAZING. Why did this not exist sooner so that they could make it the freakin’ cover art?
By Tristan Reidford, submitted by Sadface
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 7, 2011 · 1:05 AM
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Chell's leg look suspiciously like a wooden log on the poster
"And the oscar for best supporting actor/personality core is:
The Space Core!"
*Space Core goes up on stage, gives his speech*
S.C. "Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!!!"
Groovy
So the lab boys were telling me something about a "Temporal Phenomenon" that resulted in some of our experiments being known a full three decades before we came up with them. Not on my watch. Went back four decades and did 'em then. That'll show time who's boss.
Cave Johnson, we're done here.
I WOULD SO WATCH THAT MOVIE. Imagine the suspense! Evil Birds, Potatos, SPACE! WHAT WOULD BE BETTER THAN THIS?!?
sp--space?
I can really imagine a movie in the 70's with decent to good FX.
"I can't let you do that, Chell."
That personality core is a poet, it brings a tear to my eye…
An odd thing: "Click here to zoom" only makes it smaller. Need to get the lab boys working on that.
The real hero is Space Core Sr. They can be a family again now.
Now he can go home and be a family man.
Because it hasn't been posted enough:
<img src="http://www.callofdutyblackopsdemo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/take_my_money.jpg">
In other words…
"That's not a space-rift gun, that's a time machine. We sell those too."
Edit: Wait, "Temporal Phenomenon"?
Looks like my Dialga's been messing with history again…
Nothing can be said here that can sum up how awesome this is.
Memes, you have failed me.
*movie announcer voice*
"In a world…"
"… your reading this in a deep movie announcer voice."
……Fund it.
DAMN IT VALVE JUST MAKE A MOVIE ALREADY!!!
You need a bigger monitor! :O
Made out of lemons?!
I noticed that too. Try right-clicking, and select the option to open the link in a new tab or window.
I know, he has such a way with words.
He's better than the Great American Laureate… Dr Freeman
…
Chells ability to speak
problem is it would start to overheat when brought near any domestic residence…
I was reading it in Honeydew's voice for some reason…
inb4 Episode 3
I'd rather Courage Kratos then more Portal submissions…..there I said it
This is my new cover art for my copy of the portal soundtrack
As long as they don't let Lucas anywhere near this, this'd be AMAZING.
Based on the novel by Cave Johnson.
Erm, 2001: A Space Odyssey was released in 1968.
MAKE. THIS. NOW.
I mean, this is epic! I would pay to see this. also, wouldn't that be 2 movies? 1 for co-op 1 for single player. (co-op would be a buddy movie)
And I'd like to erode your human soul…..there I said it.
"She's one bad ass-"
"Hush yo mouth!"
"Jus talkin' bout Chell!"
"We can dig it."
buttered toast
I think she is able to speak but is just trolling us the whole time…
Not to mention Logan's Run, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Star Wars, Superman, Alien, Soylent Green, Westworld, and Star Trek: The Motion Picture. All made in the 1970's.
Should they let Uwe Boll do it instead?
I am the best at space?
Yes.
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!
She comes from a warrior tribe that communicates via jumps and pointing, obviously.
Me: I steal his money.
DM: but you're all the way accross the internet…
Me: I steak it.
*Rolls D20*
20
DM:(sigh) You take his money.
Chell really looks like Olivia Wilde in this picture…
And up Next is Team Fortress 2…
Watch a story of Love, Action, Comedy, and the best of all…HATS.
Here is a trailer of the movie now!
Pyro1:MFFFFGHFHFFHGHFHGHFHFHGGHGHFHFHGGHGHFHGFHGHGH….
Pyro2:MFFFFGHGHDHFHGFFGHGGHFHFGHGHFHGHFHGGHFHFHGGH!
Alright, if you insist… -Takes the money and runs-
And all of then awesome. (in my humble opinion)
3 movies. One for the first game.
NO!
How about Tommy Wiseau?
Seconded. I liked Portal 2 well enough, but it's not worth an eighth of the fangasms that people have over it.
Let's get one thing straight here; you, the fans of a series, have the power to save or destroy that series. Keep acting like it's the greatest thing ever, and soon it'll go the course of Call of Duty, or (Kanako forbid) Sonic. And we all know the only thing more annoying than all the new Call of Duty games is their fanbase, which you all are swiftly becoming.
Food for thought, just a friendly warning. ♥
I would like to gut you like a Cornish game-hen…. there I said it
Nein!
M. Night Shamalayan?
<img src="http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/113/208/small/shutup_applejack.jpg?1302578885" alt="" />
Go home and be a family space
Rebecca Black, Fat Usher (from Fried Eggs) and Justin Bieber get on a small plane, and go the way of Buddy Holly et al
YOU! REIDFORD!
YOU ARE CREDIT TO WORLD!
AW MAH GAWD…
ITS ON SALE!!!
GRAMMAR HAMMER!!!
them*
NO! *In Spanish*
Michael Bay?
Why this isn't the cover art?
Because, you're suppose to break your neck trying to see how Chell looks by using the portals.
I rage everytime I see my friends overhyping Portal when I told them like, 3 years ago or something to play it, maybe 2, but they didn't listen.
…Disney?
<img src=http://paradoxdgn.com/junk/avatars/trollface.jpg>
4Kids.
They're done with the anime industry. Now they must defile gaming!
FINALLY.
SOMEONE SAYS IT.
Honestly, has this site really grown to be that close minded?
Could always post like… I dunno… Halo or something.
Moar Mass Effect plox.
Dammit, if anyone has a picture of a minecraft character holding a golden apple out saying "shut up and take my apples", it'd be very much appreciated
Or how about Gold/Kris saying "Shut up and take my Apricorns!!!"
(Could be Kurt too)
I support moar Mass Effect.
Screw the rules (of Space/Time) I have money!!! (or lack thereof)
Memes' reaction:
<img src="http://i842.photobucket.com/albums/zz348/CarefullyWovenPhotography/Okay.png" alt="" />
I just got back from a never ending sto- i mean portal fall.
Dad, I have an Oscar.
I'm proud of you, son.
Dad, are you an Oscar?
Yes, now we are a family again.
GRAMMAR LEMON!
*you're*
We need more capped images.
That's right, I said it… my…
OPINION.
sooooooo… does that mean we'll still go to space?
Dang. I thought it came out in 1973 for some reason.
"First, I'd like to thank my dad for being space. He inspired to to be where I am."
*snif* Such a touching scene…
Who do you think designed the personality core.
silly man…..everything will be out before episode three….even episode 2.5.
GASP!
Don't you know anything?! The internet HATES it when someone has an…opinion? *shudders*
But in all seriousness, much as I enjoy Portals, I think it's getting ridiculous with the amount of spotlight it's getting.
Well, in this case, I'd say Richard Branson
family… in space!
Agreed. Especially with the new SPAAAAAAAAAAACE meme… which isn't really all that funny anymore cause they killed it with repetition.
Those eyes…
0.0
It burns
aaaaaa-aaaahaaaah
im on fire
Based on the Cave Johnson by Cave Johnson.
Alternatively: Based on the prerecorded message by Cave Johnson.
Well, we´re halfway there. We have the SAXXY AWARDS! Oh, yeah. And an awesome redording system + comic.
http://www.teamfortress.com/meetthedirector/
Trippy.
Yes, it´s claimed thet the US went to the moon 1969. And that the Vikings sailed to Mars back in 1342.
Nope.avi, you did not. "YOU DO NOT EXIST"- Saxton Hale
In the ´70s everything had trippy wooden paneling.
Your hired, Yes you, come, camera, make it, goodby
We need more My Little Pony
I thought you would be loaded from cleaning out everyone in Kanto's wallets.
I thought either Half-life 2 episode 1 or 2 would be the equivalent of 2.5.
I find myself agreeing with you there.
Am I the only one who thinks she resembles Thirteen from House?
<img src=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_H7vkrOJ3Pdo/SNUTQqF8u6I/AAAAAAAACcs/UZ5oontfE5g/s400/trece1.bmp>
inb4phoenixrages
Wonder if it'll be as good as the Super Mario Bros movie?
Directed and produced by Cave Johnson
I'd rather burn down your house with lemons!
<img src="http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/brokenwing12x/1_free_internet.jpg" border="0" alt="internet Pictures, Images and Photos"/>
hows this?
<img src="http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n610/pioneer11111/RedwithApricorn.jpg?t=1304825388">
I couldn't find a good Gold, and I can't find a good way to add the words, but I am happy with the picture itself.
We're in space! Space! Space!
On that note, what ever happened to making fun of Sega? Or do they do that to themselves nowadays?
Carbos, man, carbos.
I would have just edited the one of fry, but sure:
Apricorn!!! I choose you!!!
Cave Johnson,
we're Cave Johnson here
my favorite scene is the one with sandvich!
all the money went to combustible lemons and moon rocks, sorry
http://memegenerator.net/instance/7674893
how are you holding up? because I'm on a movie poster clap* clap* clap*
pffff.
What is she… Link?
Wow… after leaving for the day, I came back expecting a swamp of -1s… but the fact that it didn't happen means that there may be hope yet.
Insulting Portal 2 and demanding MLP? If he doesn't rage, I feel we're not doing our jobs properly.
I heard that Black made millions 'cause he cleaned out the entire Unova region and faced several trainers over and over again, adding to the fact that about 20% through his journey he had been using the Amulet Coin since!
Edit: C__F, I think he's referring to the fact you can't make a million bucks in previous games (in Black/White, you can get seven-figure digits where in previous ones you could only get six-figure digits)
*A* SAY HI
Ah, yes.
And blue paint. To jump on. From fifty feet. And break both your legs.
SPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACESPACE
I keep on thinking about this… how you say, space.
No, at the end of portal 2 GLaDOS calls Chell mute.
Heavy: sandvich make me strong.
Sandvich: you have to be strong on your own now. I'm sorry.
Does Halolz have it's own mIrc server?
i think we've found our actress!!
TACTICAL RULE 34 ENFORCEMENT!
INBOUND!!!!
here it is with the words
<img src="http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n610/pioneer11111/index.png?t=1304874129">
That's better than mine.
Hey, anyone else notice the eyes. (ones much higher than the other in that picture)
Can not unsee (minor case)
Which proves what? :D
GLaDOS never stops to enhancing the truth.
Chell can sigh and moan at least ;)
inb4 Rule 34 *-*
RIP Don LaFontaine
SHHH! Don't let him know that!
<img src="http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll208/masked-avenger/objection.png?t=1304891892">
Thats a good one!
+1s for you!
Where is "shut up and take my rupees!"?
Oh… oh god… she's pointing the operational end of the device at us and I'm looking at it! I'M LOOKING AT-
Well personaly, more Duke Nukem or something, I mean there's been new trailers which I haven't seen here yet, so perhaps those?
Okay you can steak it, but I'm just going to beef it. =D
<img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/list/000/117/513/47a1cdf3_35a7_3509.jpg?1303857626" alt="" />
Not if I can help it…
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/doom/images/d/de/BFG9000.png" img="">
Yeah, censor THAT, b*tches!
DAMN YOU TYPO-GREMLINS!
<img src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSAeQiOJoh5NxebLdslMGxYpg0rvL0PHxnWZXcxClzJ4d49p1zQ7Q">
Dude, I see her everywhere dude…she's in my hospitals, my video games, and now in my science labs…I'm seeing a trend here…
Duke Nukem was the joke for the longest time with Duke Nukem Forever, now it's sad because it's actually coming out, sorta like looking forward to and making fun of having a baby, just to realize, wow, it's really happening.
It wouldn't come out in your lifetime
Needs more lemons…..the combustible variety is preferred of course.