What do Steampunk Companion Cube and Educated Wheatley have in common? Well they are both quite gentlemanly, and both enjoy a nicely packed pipe!
Companion Cube by Risachantag, submitted by SadFace
Wheatley’s artist unknown
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 5, 2011 · 12:17 AM
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They also share nemeses. Moriarty, Smashy Spike Plate….
Smoking a pipe is just a fancy way to vent exhaust.
WRONG!!
It's Clock Punk Cube
The best kind of cube!
There is something wrong with this picture.
I noticed that Educated Wheatley has a distressful lack of a gentlemen top hat.
(Yes, i have also noticed that he is holding the book upside down, but i believe that is just the way true educated gentlemen read)
Steampunk?
C'mon, Halolz, I thought you were better than this…
It's better than Kratos submissions right?
Yay!
A tv tropes link
The best kind of link!
shut up before shawn hears you!
Did some one say Kraaaaatos?
Steampunk companion cube? Well, I have my fanboy fapping material for the month
Not classy enough?
I say we class things up with some poop jokes then.
I'll start.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Poo"
"Poo who?"
"Poo poo!"
A man walks into a bar and asks to use the restroom.
The bartender goes, "Why?"
And the man says "to poop".
The way that Wheatley's eye moves around, he can probably read it just fine.
We forgot the space core! How could we forget the star of Portal2?!?!
Do you mean "He-who-shan't-be-named"???
But can the Steampunk Companion Cube survive a furnace?
Fake, Wheatley obviously has no hands in the game.
Is that…a kismesis cube?
He's to busy travelling through space and reconnecting with his dad….who is space
My question is, where is wheatlys mouth? What does he talk out of his Pipe? Infact, how is he even holding the damn thi-
*Gets Banned from Halolz*
and deadly neurotoxin
Objection! Companion Cubes have hearts on them. That is an Aperture Science Steam Punk Gentleman of Leisure and Fine Hats Cube.
And then SUDDENLY:
Portal 2 posts.
DOZENS OF THEM.
"And the companion cubes will blot out the skyyyyy!"
"Then we will burn them down with combustible lemons… in the shade."
You mean…Voldemort?
You can read upside down as well Wheatley?
Splendid! *whips out book*
Maybe he means Candlejack? I heard you shou
You're both wrong… I'm referring to a certain being… you could say they're courageous…
He'd better slow down… here come the space cops
???
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/de/Captains_Courageous_VHS_cover.jpg/220px-Captains_Courageous_VHS_cover.jpg" width="100">
OBJECTION!
Wheatley IS Moriarty AND Mashy Spike-Plate!
Their nemeses are Holmes and Aristotle!
Don't worry!
ADRIAN BRODY is here to save the day!
Oh God No…
Queer… it appears that The Steam-Driven Cube of Affection and general Pleasingness has dropped its normal motif of a heart embezzled upon its exteriors and replaced it for the well-known symbol of The Spade!
Good Gracious me!
Cool Story Bro
And yet it has a furnace within itself to power its actions
So a furnace within a furnace…
COMBUSTION
…wat
READY THE POTATO SPIES!
Quiet your logic, you!
Reading Machiavelli? Wheatley is everything Machiavelli depised, someone given power who immediately became corrupt.
But Wheatley will never know that, because he's "not a moron."
Aperture Science banned top hats after the 1973 Top Hat massacre.
Star. Star. I'm a star. Stars in space. Space! I'm in space. I am the best at space.
Space books?! No books in space! Call the space cops. Space cops help! No books in space. Go to space jail!
At first I lol'd at your suggestion…
<img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/117/108/KratosPony.jpg?1303760208" height="200" width="200">
but then I srs'd up.
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C'mon, Shawn, post my cave Story pic already so we can break up the Portal 2 chatter!
Sool Bory Cro
DAT GOLDEN CUBE.
Did you mean "Sool Btory Cro"?
We sell those too.
He also apparently doesn't know that "The Prince" is really a short book.
So if he finished reading "the LONGEST" book as he bragged, and it was "The Prince…"
Um.
Yeah.
WHAT? Steampunk and portal? two of my favorite things in one? i deem this a frakkin' masterful idea.
kinda cool, but kinda creepy at the same time, because now that MLP is beyond normal levles of popular, i can ttally see valve taking advantage fo it for cartoon shorts in MLP format. whichwould be bot cool and creepy.
that was when they learned the secret to combustible lemons was NOT testing them using top-hat wearing headcrab zombies, well at least it gave black mesa SOMETHING to do with them, I mean all they did was lurch around the building, never did any work, never learned English, and tried to eat people's brains
how'd you get Internet access out there, you adorable little demented freak
If Reaver from Fable 2 and 3 was a companion cube, He'd be that companion cube.
I wanna be the very best (in space)
Like no-one ever was (in space)
To reach space is my real test
To be in space is my cause
Maybe that's why he is reading it upside-down. He makes the book longer by reading it two ways. Upside-down and rightside-up.
Actually, I thought he said it was the hardest one. Although The Prince isn't that difficult to read.
Buy a telescope.
taw…
Hm. The design for the cube kinda reminds me of Lechku.