Steampunk Weighted Companion Cube

Educated Wheatley

What do Steampunk Companion Cube and Educated Wheatley have in common? Well they are both quite gentlemanly, and both enjoy a nicely packed pipe!
Companion Cube by Risachantag, submitted by SadFace
Wheatley’s artist unknown

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 5, 2011 · 12:17 AM 
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Artistic, Gentlemen, Off Duty, Portal, Robots, Storytime/Wordplay, Valve Software

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59 Responses to “Steampunk Companion Cube and Educated Wheatley”

  1. RemielChibus on May 5th, 2011 12:21 am

    They also share nemeses. Moriarty, Smashy Spike Plate….

  2. Totema on May 5th, 2011 12:21 am

    Smoking a pipe is just a fancy way to vent exhaust.

  3. MorningMoon on May 5th, 2011 12:23 am

    WRONG!!

    It's Clock Punk Cube
    The best kind of cube!

  4. smartmonkey on May 5th, 2011 12:28 am

    There is something wrong with this picture.
    I noticed that Educated Wheatley has a distressful lack of a gentlemen top hat.
    (Yes, i have also noticed that he is holding the book upside down, but i believe that is just the way true educated gentlemen read)

  5. Leo E. on May 5th, 2011 12:34 am

    Steampunk?

    C'mon, Halolz, I thought you were better than this…

  6. Yoshemo on May 5th, 2011 1:31 am

    Steampunk companion cube? Well, I have my fanboy fapping material for the month

  7. Red on May 5th, 2011 1:45 am

    We forgot the space core! How could we forget the star of Portal2?!?!

  8. KZN02 on May 5th, 2011 1:53 am

    But can the Steampunk Companion Cube survive a furnace?

  9. Bobomberman on May 5th, 2011 2:07 am

    Fake, Wheatley obviously has no hands in the game.

  10. BaneOfSorrows on May 5th, 2011 2:10 am

    Is that…a kismesis cube?

  11. Haeso5 on May 5th, 2011 2:13 am

    My question is, where is wheatlys mouth? What does he talk out of his Pipe? Infact, how is he even holding the damn thi-

    *Gets Banned from Halolz*

  12. NekoKnight on May 5th, 2011 2:17 am

    Objection! Companion Cubes have hearts on them. That is an Aperture Science Steam Punk Gentleman of Leisure and Fine Hats Cube.

  13. Trainer_Black on May 5th, 2011 2:19 am

    And then SUDDENLY:

    Portal 2 posts.
    DOZENS OF THEM.

    "And the companion cubes will blot out the skyyyyy!"
    "Then we will burn them down with combustible lemons… in the shade."

  14. Ataeru on May 5th, 2011 2:24 am

    You can read upside down as well Wheatley?
    Splendid! *whips out book*

  15. HughbertEsq on May 5th, 2011 6:13 am

    Queer… it appears that The Steam-Driven Cube of Affection and general Pleasingness has dropped its normal motif of a heart embezzled upon its exteriors and replaced it for the well-known symbol of The Spade!
    Good Gracious me!

  16. CriticalQuit on May 5th, 2011 6:42 am

    Reading Machiavelli? Wheatley is everything Machiavelli depised, someone given power who immediately became corrupt.

    But Wheatley will never know that, because he's "not a moron."

  17. TheSpaceCore on May 5th, 2011 7:41 am

    Space books?! No books in space! Call the space cops. Space cops help! No books in space. Go to space jail!

  18. MasterLuigi452 on May 5th, 2011 11:13 am

    DAT GOLDEN CUBE.

  19. Xenrek on May 5th, 2011 3:00 pm

    WHAT? Steampunk and portal? two of my favorite things in one? i deem this a frakkin' masterful idea.

  20. tmotom on May 5th, 2011 3:35 pm

    If Reaver from Fable 2 and 3 was a companion cube, He'd be that companion cube.

  21. MidnaKoopa on June 14th, 2011 3:55 pm

    Hm. The design for the cube kinda reminds me of Lechku.

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