Finally an in-depth photo study of the reclusive angry bird! Nature’s mean spirited avenger!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 3, 2011 · 7:17 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
flinging birds at unstable buildings have never been so in-depth.
Let's see Bear Grylls tame THAT thing.
Also in that issue:
A special report on the discovery of the wreckage of the S.S. Anne
Either that bird has some really strong talons or it's filled with helium.
Very protective of its eggs, the Angry Bird will attack in bevies, sacrificing themselves to defeat their enemies.
The juvenile Angry Bird possess two strange appendages known as wings, which will be shed shortly after reaching adulthood. This molting allows for maximum sling-shot efficiency.
The owner of the angry bird is rich. So god damn filthy rich.
Hell hath no scorn like that of an angry bird!
I want this issue in print.
Shawn, start a magazine please. I could be called, HALOLZ: THE MAGAZINE.
Pics of other birds please?
The Angry Bird spends days, if not months collecting wood for the perfect slingshot before it can start laying its eggs.
SHortly after taking these photos and sending them to NG, the photographer was attacked by a slew of angry birds and was left with high-speed projectile marks across his back, several bruises, many cuts, and…..burnt skin? The investigation continues.
Is there an evolutionary advantage to being incapable of flight and producing excess internal amounts of explosive, combustible gases? Read this month's issue for our answer: No.
It is quite hard to observe these strange creatures, every time scientists would try to take a sample of their eggs for testing, the flock would attack them in suicidal charges, scientists would strangely disappear if hit either by these birds, or by objects the birds would knock over onto them. The strangest of them was a white bird that would first lay an egg, then attack the scientists, seeming to defeat the purpose of retrieving its eggs in the first place.
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this is the what their Army will look like once they perfect their version of "The Art of War"
This, oddly enough, is EXACTLY what an agitated cardinal looks like. I freaked one out in its enclosure while visiting the zoo.
Damn it Shawn I posted Angry Bird pic on CoF forum and this is what you post?
This is really good…
Oh, I see it now and, wait what's tha-
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RUN!! RUN N--
Such a majestic creature.
This is the order from best to worst. Black -- White -- Blue -- Yellow -- Red -- A barely contained fart -- Green
Seriously. How can black be so unbelievable awesome, while the green sucks so hard? My theory: the green one is a pig in disguise is deliberately being really fsking useless.
I'll be honest here, we're just throwing birds at the wall and seeing what sticks.
Worried some guy is gonna fire a laser into it and blow it up? Please! A thermal exhaust port would be about… 2 meters around? What pilot would be able to shoot something into there? Trust me. You'll be fine without covering it up.
I would have blocked it though, with my…
*drumroll*
HIDDEN-PUN SHIELDON!!!
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SPACE?
How long has Gaben been an angry bird?
Cave Johnson here.
Due to an accident involving mantis DNA and pigs, we have created a new species of green pigs. Fortunately, here at Apeture science, we know you have to fight fire, with birds. Introducing the Angry bird. Each bird contains a skeleten stronger than steel thanks to genetic engineering.They come in 7 different colors, each for breaking down or blowing up different buildings and different pigs.
Just load 'em up into a sling shot, and *BAM*.
Works every time.
Cave Johnson, we're done here.
…Is…
…Is that a Terrahypt reference?