The Angry Bird

Finally an in-depth photo study of the reclusive angry bird! Nature’s mean spirited avenger!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 3, 2011 · 7:17 PM 
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Angry Birds, Cover Art, Cray-Z Crossovers, Storytime/Wordplay, The Great Outdoors, Wild Animals

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115 Responses to “NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC – The Angry Bird”

  1. therandombear on May 3rd, 2011 7:20 pm

    flinging birds at unstable buildings have never been so in-depth.

  2. Alpar on May 3rd, 2011 7:20 pm

    Let's see Bear Grylls tame THAT thing.

  3. Red on May 3rd, 2011 7:31 pm

    Also in that issue:
    A special report on the discovery of the wreckage of the S.S. Anne

  4. GameboyPATH on May 3rd, 2011 8:03 pm

    Either that bird has some really strong talons or it's filled with helium.

  5. AuraMaster on May 3rd, 2011 8:08 pm

    Very protective of its eggs, the Angry Bird will attack in bevies, sacrificing themselves to defeat their enemies.

  6. VaultLegend on May 3rd, 2011 8:28 pm

    The juvenile Angry Bird possess two strange appendages known as wings, which will be shed shortly after reaching adulthood. This molting allows for maximum sling-shot efficiency.

  7. Nick Soapdish on May 3rd, 2011 8:29 pm

    The owner of the angry bird is rich. So god damn filthy rich.

  8. MokubaKaiba on May 3rd, 2011 8:32 pm

    Hell hath no scorn like that of an angry bird!

  9. razorman715 on May 3rd, 2011 8:41 pm

    I want this issue in print.

    Shawn, start a magazine please. I could be called, HALOLZ: THE MAGAZINE.

  10. KZN02 on May 3rd, 2011 8:42 pm

    Pics of other birds please?

  11. Armetron on May 3rd, 2011 8:52 pm

    The Angry Bird spends days, if not months collecting wood for the perfect slingshot before it can start laying its eggs.

  12. mikeorike on May 3rd, 2011 8:55 pm

    SHortly after taking these photos and sending them to NG, the photographer was attacked by a slew of angry birds and was left with high-speed projectile marks across his back, several bruises, many cuts, and…..burnt skin? The investigation continues.

  13. CriticalQuit on May 3rd, 2011 9:03 pm

    Is there an evolutionary advantage to being incapable of flight and producing excess internal amounts of explosive, combustible gases? Read this month's issue for our answer: No.

  14. seanhl on May 3rd, 2011 9:25 pm

    It is quite hard to observe these strange creatures, every time scientists would try to take a sample of their eggs for testing, the flock would attack them in suicidal charges, scientists would strangely disappear if hit either by these birds, or by objects the birds would knock over onto them. The strangest of them was a white bird that would first lay an egg, then attack the scientists, seeming to defeat the purpose of retrieving its eggs in the first place.

  15. Pioneer1 on May 3rd, 2011 10:20 pm

    <img src="http://www.birdstrikeforce.com/images/bird_strike_force_plane_score.jpg&quot; width="500/">
    this is the what their Army will look like once they perfect their version of "The Art of War"

  16. Shatman on May 3rd, 2011 11:21 pm

    This, oddly enough, is EXACTLY what an agitated cardinal looks like. I freaked one out in its enclosure while visiting the zoo.

  17. MasterLuigi452 on May 4th, 2011 1:03 am

    Damn it Shawn I posted Angry Bird pic on CoF forum and this is what you post?

    This is really good…

  18. Red on May 4th, 2011 1:04 am

    Oh, I see it now and, wait what's tha-
    <img src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/23114_1269699729_3700_n.jpg&quot; alt="" />

    RUN!! RUN N--

  19. EphEphEcksIII on May 4th, 2011 1:34 am

    Such a majestic creature.

  20. strayjohno on May 4th, 2011 4:12 am

    This is the order from best to worst. Black -- White -- Blue -- Yellow -- Red -- A barely contained fart -- Green

    Seriously. How can black be so unbelievable awesome, while the green sucks so hard? My theory: the green one is a pig in disguise is deliberately being really fsking useless.

  21. Dimomarg on May 4th, 2011 4:40 am

    FOR SCIENCE!

    and bird launching.

  22. BTSnoogans on May 4th, 2011 2:41 pm

    Worried some guy is gonna fire a laser into it and blow it up? Please! A thermal exhaust port would be about… 2 meters around? What pilot would be able to shoot something into there? Trust me. You'll be fine without covering it up.

  23. Red on May 4th, 2011 7:37 pm

    I would have blocked it though, with my…
    *drumroll*
    HIDDEN-PUN SHIELDON!!!
    <img src="http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/e/e2/410Shieldon.png/200px-410Shieldon.png&quot; alt="" />

  24. quaker171 on May 4th, 2011 11:04 pm

    SPACE?

  25. quaker171 on May 4th, 2011 11:09 pm

    How long has Gaben been an angry bird?

  26. Gearheadmk2 on May 16th, 2011 10:56 am

    …Is…
    …Is that a Terrahypt reference?

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