A strange game. target=”_blank”>The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?
By Steve Napierski [Dueling Analogs]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 2, 2011 · 12:44 PM
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Tetris God: Such hubris! You think you can defeat me mortal!?
Chell: ……..
Tetris God: Line piece!!!!!!
Chell: *opens portals*
Tetris God: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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If you can beat it comrade, there will be capitalism.
Line bricks up and make them disappear….with science
or with a combustible lemon, your pick
*Places an emancipation grill at bottom*
VICTORY!
Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
Hey, in case this thing isn't actually bottomless, can I have one of those longfall boots of yours? Just be sure to land on one foot.
Don't mind the taste of blood in your mouth, just a side-effect
Hmm, portals and tetris. Sounds like fun, I wonder how far I'll get.
*several minutes later*
Wait a second…
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I only have one problem. There doesn't seem to be a constant increase in velocity. Minor and picky, yes, but something I couldn't ignore.
Well, there isn't a constant increase in velocity in Tetris.
terminal velocity in 5… 4… 3…
Of course, and the goddamned next brick is a line. You monster.
…
Havin' a little trouble here.
They shot osama bin laden while playing
I guess the highest score you can get, is a;
Hole in one!
the blocks should have been made out of companion cubes.
In the words of the dude from SuperNintendoh! :
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PAUSE BUTTON?!?
No 8 bit Still Alive? For shame!
This game is easier than going on psn.
Chell: *jumps*
This would make a great "Your argument is invalid" picture.
Wait… What? Ohh! God dammit!
BOOM! HEADSHOT!
Why are all the games posted on this site horribly ironic!?
Perhaps it's already at it's terminal velocity?
well, there is a stop button, and no, it's not your fist
Inb4line-piec….DAMN IT.
So, anyone have any "In Soviet Russa…" jokes? Anyone?
I think I got it
*continues playing*
YES! YES!
nononononononononononononononooooooooooo!
This game makes me want to throw lemons at it…
A perfect set up… all you need is a line piece… you have to sacrifice it with an L block:
your reaction…
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P.S. made 'im myself!
WHERE IS MY GAMEGENIE?!
D:< whats with the copy?
HAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it would then eradicate itself… so that can't work…
OBJECTION! Shut up!
If you feel any pain in your testicles, don't look.
IT'S DOWN GODDA… oh
I see what you did there…
TETRIS GOD DAMMIT!
already done… don't remember the link though…
Correction Hammer!
*epic, not great*
D:>
FAILURE!!!!!
Wheatly: Say apple…
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If you shoot a bullet through a portal, it's gonna shoot you in the back.
I remember that. It;s from Blue Harvest, when Luke asks, I believe, Red 6, to cover him. It's a fat guy who utters that line, then scrapes the death star with his sinking spaceship, then, I think he crashes. Been a while.
In Soviet Russia, block puts you into place!
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You have a hammer for everything, don't you?
Must….. win….. for….. CAKE!
ADRIAN BRODY
A-DRIAN BRO-DY
ADRIAN BROY
A-DRIAN BRO-DY
RARR C'MON STEAM ONE MORE PERCENT TO GO ONE MORE PERCENT TO GO ONEMOREPERCENTTOGO
Don't worry. I got this one.
SPAAAAAAAAACE! Oh, it's me! I'm in space.
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TETRIS ALLAH DAMMIT!
chell: *jumps again*
yay, finally got my copy of portal 2 today!
a 'copy' refers to the fact that the original game is porperty of the company that developed it and you own a copy of that original.
these are version 1 portals. No autotermination safety.
So who has the High Score?
I guess it was Cave Johnson who got the 10,000 high score
The line piece is a lie.
No, really.
Lenin cat does not approve of this game!
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Thank you, 8-bit Tetris music. You manage to turn the most annoying and painful sound in Portal (the sound of an object flying through two portals at maximum velocity) and turn it into something soothing and relaxing.
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A hammer for everything. Except nails.
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A hammer for everything. Except nails.
cause we're all hipsters, while normal people may talk about their best killstreak in CoD Bl. ops we're sitting here OCCASIONALLY referencing the game. While talking how not only tf2 is now hat fortress 2, we also bring up how it is becoming glasses fortress 2 whilst speaking of games from the early eighties or talking about not playing games from the current console generation… Oh… My… God… we… we're nerdy hipsters, quick time for mass suicides
cause we're all hipsters, while normal people may talk about their best killstreak in CoD Bl. ops we're sitting here OCCASIONALLY referencing the game. While talking how not only tf2 is now hat fortress 2, we also bring up how it is becoming glasses fortress 2 whilst speaking of games from the early eighties or talking about not playing games from the current console generation… Oh… My… God… we… we're nerdy hipsters. Quick time for mass suicides!
The brick is a lie
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too late!
In Soviet Russia, portal travels through you!
In Soviet Russia, space is in you!
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Or the fact that your blood is now gasoline… unless it's been more than a week.
Would you care to explain the hammer lodged into the roof of my car then? Or would you rather use this time to fish out on of your "Amnesia Hammers" again?
Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you z pieces, don't build -- make life take the z pieces back! Get mad. I don't want your damn z pieces, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson z pieces. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna build your house. With the z pieces. And then I'm going to burn it down…..with combustible lemons.
This is the room before the final boss of the internet, you must win a game of portal tetris to proceed.
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Depends on where you placed that second portal.
See Mario gets a Portal Gun:
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What Amne- oh…
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Who else?!?
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remind me never to hide shit on a mountain
I know! I'll use the HARD DROP
Which, of course, will work because it forces the pieces to the very bottom!
I WILL FIND AN END TO THESE SHENNANIGANS, CAVE
Also, if the laws of physics no longer exist in the future, god help you.
FUCK GRAVITY
Porkins… nah… he flew off mid-battle to go get space KFC… no one heard from him again
Slow thing goes in.
Slow thing goes out?
Possibly. Also, in your description of yourself, you left out a comma between I and Jack. Just saying.
SPACE?
Never hide shit on a mountain.
He's on a mountain.
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How about him?
When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
*WHAM!*
Can't see the top pic here.
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See Redtroopa's post.
I threw it away.
That was great until the last line.
They are. Look closer. Closer. CLOSER! The companion cube is a lie. :D
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Stalin Cat concurs!
Press SPACE to continue!
Hm. What do you know? We have a Lucas. Welcome to Halolz.
Now all we need is a Brendan, and we're all set.
Tie to a generator for infinite energy
Problem?
Ahyes. I happened to come across him the other day, says he won't be on here too soon. Other than that, we're pretty much set.
[Do you know why I created this IntenseDebate account? 'Cause someone pointed out that there were three main-player characters already on Halolz. I decided to fill up Sinnoh's spot, despite the fact that it's actually Johto and Unova I like best (heck I don't even OWN a Sinnoh Game) ~Fiera]
Also, your arm blade is not as effective as it was six years ago. (that being Generation III)
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY HUMOR!!!!! Do you know who I am?
:C
college humor. very nice. much like.
How'd you do that??
right click on the video select "copy url at current time" and it will start the video up right there