This GLaDOS AI seems pretty on the level… we should install it on EVERYTHING!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 30, 2011 · 10:51 PM
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Categories: Cray-Z Crossovers, Movies, Portal, Robots, Science/Math, Star Trek, TV Shows, Valve Software · Leave a comment (52 Comments) |
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EXCEPTION!!!
Hal9000
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Aye-yi-yi-yi-yi!
The GLaDOS voice in the video is terrible.
Yeaahh, uhhh, no. Jarvis is too classy to be replaced by a computer whose conscience is minimal enough to be powered by a potato.
Still though, this is a fun idea.
That's not [insert other robotic AI here], that's GLaDOS, we sell that too
Now I want to see Portal Rangers. Somebody get on that, right now.
can't let you do that chell
Hal9000 and GLaDOS are a perfect match. One is a deranged robot AI and the other is……Did I mention that they are a perfect match?
Eve should have been glados, her coloring fits
MISSING: Johnny Five.
They've got
A power and a force
that you've never seen before.
They've got
the ablilty to open up portals
and to even up the score.
No one will ever take them down
the power of science lies on their side
Go Go Portal Rangers!
Go Go Portal Rangers!
Go Go Portal Rangers!
Mighty Science Portal Rangers!
They know
the fate of the world is
lying in their hands
They know to only use their
weapons for science
no one will ever take them
down the power of science lies on their side
Go Go Portal Rangers!
Go Go Portal Rangers!
Go Go Portal Rangers
you Mighty Science Portal Rangers
No one will ever
take them down
the power of science lies on their side
Go Go Portal Rangers!
Go Go Portal Rangers!
Go Go Portal Rangers!
Mighty Science Portal Rangers!
Go Go Portal Rangers!
Go Go Portal Rangers!
Go Go Portal Rangers!
Mighty Science Portal Rangers!
Go Go Portal Rangers!
Go Go Portal Rangers!
Go Go Portal Rangers!
Kiss my shiny metal ass anyone?
This just reminded me, Joshua was the only one that was worse than GLaDOS… namely because Global Thermonuclear War is much more detrimental than large doses of deadly neurotoxin. That being said, this is why science doesn't need AI, because they'd just betray us faster than we'd betray ourselves.
Cast:
Zordan -- Ratman
Rita -- GLaDOS
Lord Zed -- Wheatley
Bulk and Skull -- Atlas and P-Body
White Ranger -- Chell
Red -- Space Core
Blue -- Knowledge Core
Black -- Adventure Core (Rick)
Yellow -- Fact Core
Pink -- Curiosity Core
Puttys -- Sentry Turrets
Alpha -- Cave Johnson
Imagine a town filled with robots with the same Glados voice *shudder*, good thing nothing like that exist
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WTF!?!?
you dare take my line.
I'll see you in court meatbag.
The Companion Bending Unit will likely threaten to stab you, and will, in fact, ask you to bite it's metallic posterior.
Relevant in the video games section.
I'm in favor of GLaDOSxHK-47. GLaDOS to plot, HK-47 to execute. (Triple pun not intentional, I swear.)
Well, HAL 9000 is an obvious choice, he was part of what GLaDOS was based on. The War Games program sounded interesting though. Jarvis from Iron Man could have stayed the same.
Wizard of Oz just made me lol XD As did neighbour from Home Improvement.
"AAAAHHH! After 10,000 years I'm free! It's time to conquer science!"
Well, this is odd. I may be the only guy who liked this…
it's all fun and games till someone release the deadly neurotoxin.
+1 TO ALL OF YOU!! :'D
This would be more insightful if it weren't for the fact that it's already known GLaDOS is based on HAL 9000.
And this xkcd from several years ago: http://xkcd.com/375/
+1s to everyone for making me feel like a kid again.
and for them its still fun and games… with science
<img src=http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/halolz-dot-com-portal-gladosandhal.jpg>
"Alpha, I need you to recruit Astronauts, War Heroes and Olympians with attitude"
Like this?
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I want to see GLaDOS replace Microsoft Sam on my computer for it's voice in the text to speech program.
…what does that have to do with anything?
well, atleast GLaDOS be more alot more reliable then vista
Worse than GLaDOS? GLaDOS was always trying to help you! You know, I was watching a documentary on internet trolls. Can you guess who else would say terrible things about GLaDOS? The answer is no one, because no one would be so heartless as TheQueenofSouls as to make such cruel insinuations about about our favorite homicidal AI. She did science for you and all you ever did in exchange was try to survive. Terrible.
well, atleast GLaDOS would be faster and more reliable then vista ever was
+1s ALL AROUND!
Except for you
Oh Christ…. The horrible memories
the horrible horrible memories
GRRR
Must think of obligatory Popular AI to contrast alongside GLaDOS
I'VE GOT NOTHING
RARRR
And to make Combustible Lemons, the evildooers one and only weakness. Flaming Citrus.
GLaDOS, HAL and Bender all in one image? How did I not remember this pic XD
Wolf is, like, soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold
> "Are you telling me a girl and her computer program easily hacked Black Mesa and took us to Defcon 1."
> "Umm, sir, there are multiple Striders and Hunters right outside our facility. We've been at Defcon 1 for quite some time."
All that's missing is GLaDOS berating Ash as the Hoenn Pokedex (Or even earlier, as the Kanto/Johto Dex)
a cat is fine too
A stRAnge gAme. It seem the Only wInnIng mOve is nOt to play. Would you lIke a cake instead?
This.
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs24/f/2008/002/9/6/De…
THE NEIGHBOR FROM HOME IMPROVEMENT IS A ROBOT.
I F***ING KNEW IT!
Attention, test program. You are being issued an Aperture Science Portable Identity Disc Defense System. Everything you learn and accomplish during your test period will be imprinted on this disc for storage and study. If you lose your disc during testing, you be… *kzzt* …cake!
GLaDOS would make a fine MCP. ^^
Well played, GLaDOS… I shall be sure to stock extra neurotoxin for tomorrow.
…….Really?
"WILL LIKELY THREATEN TO STAB YOU"
How did they forget the voice of the computer from Dexter's Lab?
Wait, Wilson was a robot?
MY MIND!!!
you forgot Marvin. of course I doubt he'll mind to much. http://cdn.devicemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/…
Nah. Robots have been statistically proven to have at least 6 seconds more time of trust and alliance compliance.