Makes you wonder how many students in this class tried to call in sick to play Portal 2 on launch day! Either way you have to hand it to the professor for calling them on it!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 21, 2011 · 1:09 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
The prof canceled class…
for science!
You just know he cancelled it so he could play Portal as well.
While he seems nice on the outside, that professor is secretly engineering lemons to burn down your house with.
You monster.
And he will be listening to smooth jazz while doing it
dat smooth jazz….is there a full version of the smooth jazz used in that test chamber?
He just "want you gone"…….
he's saying what were all thinking!
I too was "sick" that day.
I ended up missing the memo that I had an AP Calculus and an AP Government quiz the next day and completely bombed both quizes.
Was it worth it?
Hell yeah!
I second this so hard it stings a little afterward.
It's ALIIIIIVE!!!
…what?
I dunno what you're talking about, teacher, but I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
Did I also mention that I feel fantastic and I'm still alive?
We're just cancelling class for Portal 2. Clearly anyone who disagrees is a fun barring monster.
This was a triumph.
<img src="http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/9/9e/HA_HA_HA,_OH_WOW.jpg" alt="" />
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
Your test results say you are a horrible person. That’s what it says. You’re a horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.
"Your test results say you are a horrible person. That's what it says. You're a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."
Look at the bottom of the picture.
Pink shoes.
There's a hole in the sky… through which I can fly.
inb4 therestofthesong
I still have my free legit Portal 1 thx for CoF forum, but didn't finish it…
My brain is not smart enough to solve all the puzzles.
Wonder how hard Portal 2 is…
I have a lot of negative things to say about my school district, but one thing they got right…
Spring break started this week. I was able to beat Portal 2's single player the day it came out :D
Smooth jazz is apparently funny to both genders, all races, and all cultures. If you disagree, please listen to this calming smooth jazz.
He has to test! So tomorrow, there will be a test. It will be about science.
What kind of science?
Aperture Science of course!
April 19th, 2011, is the day that Skynet, a malevolent murderous AI, goes online.
April 19th, 2011, is the day that Portal 2, a game featuring Glados, a malevolent murderous AI, is released.
I'll just leave this little tidbit of info here………….
Bog blast it, why are my teachers not that awesome?
It's hard to overs-
Wait…
Dang you, Zyquux!
BEST… TEACHER… EVER!!!
You saved us all!
How come I don't own Portal 2 yet?
*Looks at bank account*
Oh yeah… Shogun 2, Okamiden, the 3DS, Pokemon White, Dragon Age II….
Curse you 2011 for releasing the awesome games (or lets say the hyped ones) so early!
Guess I will have to go with Portal 1 and A LOT of custom Maps :P
It's obviously fake. You could never get a full signal bar with AT&T…
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Sorry teach, but they told me if I ever miss out on Portal 2 I'll die.
A link to TVtropes? YOU MONSTER!!!
Please let him be an astronomy professor.
SPAAAACEEEEE
I think that instead of sending the notes to each of his students, he should convert them into a series of talking potato batteries… but with voices set on scornful
It took me about 6 hours 40 minutes to complete single-player mode the day of the release, and at the same day in the evening I played with friend to do the co-op mode and we finished chapters 1 through 4 before we went to bed.
The next day we did chapter 5 and by then we both burned through most of portal 2 in a bit over a day.
I don't know whether that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Hope this happens when Skyrim comes out…
I've gone through all the sound files for both the male announcer and music, and regretfully, there is no full version.
To help you cope with this fact, smooth jazz will be deployed in 3, 2, 1.
And lo and behold, this became known as the "portalitis epidemic", and no cure has been made to this day…
Irony: I only had one lecture that day. I made it to said lecture due to the re-installation of Portal 2. I think steam has it in for me, first I had to reinstall, then I didn't get my Super Meat Boy reward… life is cruel
Tv tropes, I used to want you everywhere, but now I only want you gone. (As I have other things to do)
It's not difficult, but it's not easy. It's basically same feel and quality of Portal 1 but longer, better, and nicer looking.
I would like you to think about the legal ramifications of making such an accusation of Aperture Science.
We at Aperture Science would like to point out that it was only by pure coincidence that we distributed our Multi-Platform Science Initiative… If you've got a problem with that, you can contact our legal department, which is located conveniently inside our Aperture Science Unnecessary Equipment Incinerator.
I would like to advice you to please see our legal department now to settle, or else you'll have to witness the harsher side of Aperture Science lawyers. We managed to prove that we weren't involved in the Olympian Disappearance of 1965 or the Orphanage Arsons of 1982.
Aperture Science
Peace Out
"I have already have had several…" Really hope this person wasn't an English teacher.
AweO
Osome
Edit: Curses html fail!
Well here we are again
Let's see what the test result say. Oh look! It say that you are a horrible person.
Should I address complaints about my Aperture Science brand shower curtains to you? Because my Aperture Science brand shower curtains are actually launching water in bathroom as we speak, as they seem to launch water in my bathroom when the shower is off, and I am not in my shower as we speak. Is this due to the fact that my toaster was plugged into the wall socket next to my Aperture Science brand curtains who were next to my toaster plugged into the wall socket next to my Aperture Science brand shower curtains?
Another eight hours lost.
That isn't ironic, it's only an infuriating coincidence. Irony would have been avoiding said lecture to play Portal 2, only to find out that the registration number required for the installation of the game was given away during said lecture.
Blistering barnacles, that brings back some memories! Terrible memories.
*mumbling about Castafiore, lack of clothes and cannot be unseen*
The teachers must really have feared an epidemic, having most of their students missing on Tuesday and Wednesday that week…
I think you may have forgotten to turn the shower curtain off… If you continue to encounter problems, the complaint department should be located right next to the conveniently located legal department.
We're glad to be of help… remember to ask our receptionist about paid beta tests of our products.
Aperture Science
You could just let it run its course. That's the best treatment.
I've seen it on my phone multiple times. It just doesn't stay at five bars for long.
Even though the teacher called their bluff, for the students this was a triumph.
Once again, I am inb4 therestofthesong.
Hey! Tropes have feelings too!
Last time he did it, he thought it was taking too long. So he was about to give a solution, when a lightning bolt struck him good.
Nearly all of the last Portal related posts I've seen on Reddit days ago.
*puts on hipster glasses*
*Relevant Nedroid*
Hooray for viral marketing! But seriously, what if he was the teacher? Now, wouldn't the situation be entirely different?
It doesn't matter that he canceled class, I still had to do Testing
Aww… you beat me to it.
Honesty is for people who don't have game-friendly professors.
You know this game came out on my birthday. my golden birthday actually. so you can imagine my surprise when I actually DID get cake. and not once but TWICE.
Did someone call in sick from Halolz submissions?
SHAWN
Y U NO POST MORE POSTS?
…*sigh
It's always such a pleasure….
*Shoots hipster glasses off your head with a shotgun while sitting on a rocking chair on his front porch*
Get off my Internet.
They won't let me take tests at my school, because my tenacity is at the 99th percentile. My proctor noted that I am abnormally stubborn. I never give up. EVER.
He's been playing it, too.
That's what she said.
He was going to post something awesome tomorrow, but because of your comment, he's going to post two courage Kratos memes now.
You might as well make a fat joke about Gabe Newell.
This is strange. They told me if I commented on halolz, I would die!
GLaDOS: My test subject's in the top percentile of all test subjects!
Shhhhhhhhhh!
If we don't do anything else, we won't disturb him…
*Leans scornfully out of tractor with spade in hand and waves it around accusingly*
Your not welcome here y' tosser
Gordon Freeman: …
But the virus is causing an awful lot of unrest in Philadelphia… theres martial law but the people are just shambling in the streets…
Wait… it's NOT a link to TVTropes? From you?
*mind blown*
AND it's of a new Weird Al Song?
*double mind blown*
Glad to be of service.
Oops. I mean GLaD.
i dont think nobody showed up wednesday either cuz it was 420
video game adict?
>yes
no
Do you play games for hours without stoping?
>yes
no
Do you Finish games in about a day?
>yes
no
the Three yes bots mean its a bad thing.
3 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 DAAAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 DAAAAAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 DAYS since the last post.
Oops, I should check my links before posting them. Oh well, at least it's worth it to read! xD
Chell: …
*Picks up glasses and crushed them* Looks like you don't need these. *Pulls out laser* but I will soon make it so you will.
Hmmmm, it's been 3 days since last post… Is Shawn playing Portal 2?
*checks Steam* StacMaster-S Last Online: 3 days ago
I guess not…
Wait, what's this…
Anime Boston
April 22nd-24th
They don't have internet in Boston or something?
What did you intend on linking?
"you're not needed anymore…"
Everyone should brace themselves for a possible Easter submission featuring Kratos dressed as a bunny.
This, of course.
You are new here (or a lurker at least) & have +130 thumbs up comment
you will do well here
funny how you got an epeen of 19 from three comments as well.
Dude! someone got it! rel="nofollow">
Smooth jazz will commence in 5…
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