Class tomorrow

Makes you wonder how many students in this class tried to call in sick to play Portal 2 on launch day! Either way you have to hand it to the professor for calling them on it!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 21, 2011 · 1:09 PM 
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97 Responses to “Class tomorrow”

  1. spplmj on April 21st, 2011 1:16 pm

    The prof canceled class…

    for science!

  2. DemoraFairy on April 21st, 2011 1:22 pm

    You just know he cancelled it so he could play Portal as well.

  3. Ichiinu on April 21st, 2011 1:26 pm

    While he seems nice on the outside, that professor is secretly engineering lemons to burn down your house with.

  4. OrionX on April 21st, 2011 1:26 pm

    You monster.

  5. spplmj on April 21st, 2011 1:30 pm

    And he will be listening to smooth jazz while doing it

  6. therandombear on April 21st, 2011 1:44 pm

    dat smooth jazz….is there a full version of the smooth jazz used in that test chamber?

  7. razorman715 on April 21st, 2011 1:44 pm

    He just "want you gone"…….

  8. razorman715 on April 21st, 2011 1:45 pm

    he's saying what were all thinking!

  9. MC Ninja on April 21st, 2011 1:45 pm

    I too was "sick" that day.

    I ended up missing the memo that I had an AP Calculus and an AP Government quiz the next day and completely bombed both quizes.

    Was it worth it?
    Hell yeah!

  10. _Twitch_ on April 21st, 2011 1:46 pm

    I second this so hard it stings a little afterward.

  11. Jimmy on April 21st, 2011 1:46 pm

    It's ALIIIIIVE!!!

    …what?

  12. Alpar on April 21st, 2011 1:47 pm

    I dunno what you're talking about, teacher, but I'm doing science and I'm still alive.

    Did I also mention that I feel fantastic and I'm still alive?

    We're just cancelling class for Portal 2. Clearly anyone who disagrees is a fun barring monster.

  13. VigilanteSpider on April 21st, 2011 1:48 pm

    This was a triumph.

  14. SonicsmyName on April 21st, 2011 1:49 pm
  15. bc524 on April 21st, 2011 2:00 pm

    I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

  16. RemielChibus on April 21st, 2011 2:19 pm

    Your test results say you are a horrible person. That’s what it says. You’re a horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.

  17. RemielChibus on April 21st, 2011 2:20 pm

    "Your test results say you are a horrible person. That's what it says. You're a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."

  18. Leo E. on April 21st, 2011 2:32 pm

    Look at the bottom of the picture.

    Pink shoes.

  19. Oddwan on April 21st, 2011 2:39 pm

    There's a hole in the sky… through which I can fly.

  20. Zyquux on April 21st, 2011 2:40 pm

    inb4 therestofthesong

  21. MasterLuigi452 on April 21st, 2011 2:40 pm

    I still have my free legit Portal 1 thx for CoF forum, but didn't finish it…
    My brain is not smart enough to solve all the puzzles.
    Wonder how hard Portal 2 is…

  22. CriticalQuit on April 21st, 2011 2:43 pm

    I have a lot of negative things to say about my school district, but one thing they got right…

    Spring break started this week. I was able to beat Portal 2's single player the day it came out :D

  23. CriticalQuit on April 21st, 2011 2:45 pm

    Smooth jazz is apparently funny to both genders, all races, and all cultures. If you disagree, please listen to this calming smooth jazz.

  24. CriticalQuit on April 21st, 2011 2:47 pm

    He has to test! So tomorrow, there will be a test. It will be about science.

    What kind of science?

    Aperture Science of course!

  25. DarthShadow91 on April 21st, 2011 2:54 pm

    April 19th, 2011, is the day that Skynet, a malevolent murderous AI, goes online.

    April 19th, 2011, is the day that Portal 2, a game featuring Glados, a malevolent murderous AI, is released.

    I'll just leave this little tidbit of info here………….

  26. TheUnknownNoob on April 21st, 2011 2:55 pm

    Bog blast it, why are my teachers not that awesome?

  27. C__F on April 21st, 2011 3:00 pm

    It's hard to overs-

    Wait…
    Dang you, Zyquux!

  28. BoxeyBrown on April 21st, 2011 4:13 pm

    BEST… TEACHER… EVER!!!

  29. SirNumel on April 21st, 2011 4:26 pm

    You saved us all!

  30. Timey16 on April 21st, 2011 4:28 pm

    How come I don't own Portal 2 yet?
    *Looks at bank account*

    Oh yeah… Shogun 2, Okamiden, the 3DS, Pokemon White, Dragon Age II….

    Curse you 2011 for releasing the awesome games (or lets say the hyped ones) so early!

    Guess I will have to go with Portal 1 and A LOT of custom Maps :P

  31. EroGod on April 21st, 2011 4:29 pm

    It's obviously fake. You could never get a full signal bar with AT&T…

  32. therandombear on April 21st, 2011 5:07 pm

    Deploying Smooth Jazz in 3..2..1 rel="nofollow">

  33. Axel X on April 21st, 2011 5:07 pm

    Sorry teach, but they told me if I ever miss out on Portal 2 I'll die.

  34. Xenon_ktor on April 21st, 2011 5:36 pm

    A link to TVtropes? YOU MONSTER!!!

  35. Lordshadow on April 21st, 2011 5:48 pm

    Please let him be an astronomy professor.

    SPAAAACEEEEE

  36. HughbertEsq on April 21st, 2011 5:58 pm

    I think that instead of sending the notes to each of his students, he should convert them into a series of talking potato batteries… but with voices set on scornful

  37. Toldry on April 21st, 2011 6:29 pm

    It took me about 6 hours 40 minutes to complete single-player mode the day of the release, and at the same day in the evening I played with friend to do the co-op mode and we finished chapters 1 through 4 before we went to bed.

    The next day we did chapter 5 and by then we both burned through most of portal 2 in a bit over a day.

    I don't know whether that's a good thing or a bad thing.

  38. Dr. Borok on April 21st, 2011 6:36 pm

    Hope this happens when Skyrim comes out…

  39. Spolin on April 21st, 2011 7:37 pm

    I've gone through all the sound files for both the male announcer and music, and regretfully, there is no full version.

    To help you cope with this fact, smooth jazz will be deployed in 3, 2, 1.

  40. Jaser965 on April 21st, 2011 8:24 pm

    And lo and behold, this became known as the "portalitis epidemic", and no cure has been made to this day…

  41. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on April 21st, 2011 8:51 pm

    Irony: I only had one lecture that day. I made it to said lecture due to the re-installation of Portal 2. I think steam has it in for me, first I had to reinstall, then I didn't get my Super Meat Boy reward… life is cruel

  42. AdamTheChao on April 21st, 2011 9:06 pm

    Tv tropes, I used to want you everywhere, but now I only want you gone. (As I have other things to do)

  43. CriticalQuit on April 21st, 2011 9:21 pm

    It's not difficult, but it's not easy. It's basically same feel and quality of Portal 1 but longer, better, and nicer looking.

  44. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on April 21st, 2011 9:27 pm

    I would like you to think about the legal ramifications of making such an accusation of Aperture Science.

    We at Aperture Science would like to point out that it was only by pure coincidence that we distributed our Multi-Platform Science Initiative… If you've got a problem with that, you can contact our legal department, which is located conveniently inside our Aperture Science Unnecessary Equipment Incinerator.

    I would like to advice you to please see our legal department now to settle, or else you'll have to witness the harsher side of Aperture Science lawyers. We managed to prove that we weren't involved in the Olympian Disappearance of 1965 or the Orphanage Arsons of 1982.

    Aperture Science
    Peace Out

  45. Skandradron on April 21st, 2011 9:51 pm

    "I have already have had several…" Really hope this person wasn't an English teacher.

  46. EphEphEcksIII on April 21st, 2011 10:37 pm

    AweO
    Osome

    Edit: Curses html fail!

  47. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on April 21st, 2011 10:52 pm

    Well here we are again

  48. smartmonkey on April 21st, 2011 11:27 pm

    Let's see what the test result say. Oh look! It say that you are a horrible person.

  49. Vabolo on April 21st, 2011 11:33 pm

    Should I address complaints about my Aperture Science brand shower curtains to you? Because my Aperture Science brand shower curtains are actually launching water in bathroom as we speak, as they seem to launch water in my bathroom when the shower is off, and I am not in my shower as we speak. Is this due to the fact that my toaster was plugged into the wall socket next to my Aperture Science brand curtains who were next to my toaster plugged into the wall socket next to my Aperture Science brand shower curtains?

  50. Vabolo on April 21st, 2011 11:34 pm

    Another eight hours lost.

  51. Vabolo on April 21st, 2011 11:37 pm

    That isn't ironic, it's only an infuriating coincidence. Irony would have been avoiding said lecture to play Portal 2, only to find out that the registration number required for the installation of the game was given away during said lecture.

  52. Vabolo on April 21st, 2011 11:40 pm

    Blistering barnacles, that brings back some memories! Terrible memories.

    *mumbling about Castafiore, lack of clothes and cannot be unseen*

  53. Vabolo on April 21st, 2011 11:43 pm

    The teachers must really have feared an epidemic, having most of their students missing on Tuesday and Wednesday that week…

  54. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on April 21st, 2011 11:57 pm

    I think you may have forgotten to turn the shower curtain off… If you continue to encounter problems, the complaint department should be located right next to the conveniently located legal department.

    We're glad to be of help… remember to ask our receptionist about paid beta tests of our products.

    Aperture Science

  55. SirNumel on April 22nd, 2011 12:35 am

    You could just let it run its course. That's the best treatment.

  56. AuraMaster on April 22nd, 2011 12:51 am

    I've seen it on my phone multiple times. It just doesn't stay at five bars for long.

  57. AuraMaster on April 22nd, 2011 12:53 am

    Even though the teacher called their bluff, for the students this was a triumph.

  58. Zyquux on April 22nd, 2011 2:13 am

    Once again, I am inb4 therestofthesong.

  59. Zyquux on April 22nd, 2011 2:23 am
  60. Lucas of Twinleaf on April 22nd, 2011 2:49 am

    Last time he did it, he thought it was taking too long. So he was about to give a solution, when a lightning bolt struck him good.

  61. Luigi676 on April 22nd, 2011 10:27 am

    Nearly all of the last Portal related posts I've seen on Reddit days ago.

    *puts on hipster glasses*

  62. A_R_ on April 22nd, 2011 10:37 am
  63. Uzumakiclan43 on April 22nd, 2011 1:28 pm

    Hooray for viral marketing! But seriously, what if he was the teacher? Now, wouldn't the situation be entirely different?

  64. PortalMan118 on April 22nd, 2011 7:23 pm

    It doesn't matter that he canceled class, I still had to do Testing

  65. BTSnoogans on April 23rd, 2011 12:29 am

    Aww… you beat me to it.

  66. VaultLegend on April 23rd, 2011 12:34 am

    Honesty is for people who don't have game-friendly professors.

  67. sisseltheundeadcat on April 23rd, 2011 1:07 am

    You know this game came out on my birthday. my golden birthday actually. so you can imagine my surprise when I actually DID get cake. and not once but TWICE.

  68. Ovahdrive on April 23rd, 2011 10:31 am

    Did someone call in sick from Halolz submissions?

  69. HughbertEsq on April 23rd, 2011 2:57 pm

    SHAWN
    Y U NO POST MORE POSTS?

  70. SirNumel on April 23rd, 2011 7:23 pm

    …*sigh
    It's always such a pleasure….

  71. Vabolo on April 23rd, 2011 9:22 pm

    *Shoots hipster glasses off your head with a shotgun while sitting on a rocking chair on his front porch*

    Get off my Internet.

  72. Vabolo on April 23rd, 2011 9:25 pm

    They won't let me take tests at my school, because my tenacity is at the 99th percentile. My proctor noted that I am abnormally stubborn. I never give up. EVER.

  73. BTSnoogans on April 23rd, 2011 9:29 pm

    He's been playing it, too.

  74. Vabolo on April 23rd, 2011 11:09 pm

    That's what she said.

  75. Vabolo on April 23rd, 2011 11:11 pm

    He was going to post something awesome tomorrow, but because of your comment, he's going to post two courage Kratos memes now.

    You might as well make a fat joke about Gabe Newell.

  76. GaryMotherFuckingOak on April 23rd, 2011 11:50 pm

    This is strange. They told me if I commented on halolz, I would die!

  77. Zyquux on April 24th, 2011 3:37 am

    GLaDOS: My test subject's in the top percentile of all test subjects!

  78. HughbertEsq on April 24th, 2011 6:50 am

    Shhhhhhhhhh!
    If we don't do anything else, we won't disturb him…

  79. HughbertEsq on April 24th, 2011 6:52 am

    *Leans scornfully out of tractor with spade in hand and waves it around accusingly*

    Your not welcome here y' tosser

  80. HughbertEsq on April 24th, 2011 6:53 am

    Gordon Freeman: …

  81. HughbertEsq on April 24th, 2011 6:55 am

    But the virus is causing an awful lot of unrest in Philadelphia… theres martial law but the people are just shambling in the streets…

  82. Ataeru on April 24th, 2011 8:27 am

    Wait… it's NOT a link to TVTropes? From you?
    *mind blown*
    AND it's of a new Weird Al Song?
    *double mind blown*

  83. C__F on April 24th, 2011 9:25 am

    Glad to be of service.

    Oops. I mean GLaD.

  84. Blqjstr on April 24th, 2011 10:13 am

    i dont think nobody showed up wednesday either cuz it was 420

  85. general Mudkip on April 24th, 2011 11:52 am

    video game adict?

    >yes
    no

    Do you play games for hours without stoping?

    >yes
    no

    Do you Finish games in about a day?

    >yes
    no

    the Three yes bots mean its a bad thing.

  86. general Mudkip on April 24th, 2011 11:55 am

    3 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 DAAAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 DAAAAAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 DAYS since the last post.

  87. Zyquux on April 24th, 2011 1:51 pm

    Oops, I should check my links before posting them. Oh well, at least it's worth it to read! xD

  88. seanhl on April 24th, 2011 4:07 pm

    Chell: …

  89. Ryu_Bonkosi on April 24th, 2011 5:05 pm

    *Picks up glasses and crushed them* Looks like you don't need these. *Pulls out laser* but I will soon make it so you will.

  90. PewnyPL on April 24th, 2011 6:42 pm

    Hmmmm, it's been 3 days since last post… Is Shawn playing Portal 2?
    *checks Steam* StacMaster-S Last Online: 3 days ago
    I guess not…
    Wait, what's this…

    Anime Boston
    April 22nd-24th

    They don't have internet in Boston or something?

  91. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on April 24th, 2011 7:31 pm

    What did you intend on linking?

  92. HughbertEsq on April 24th, 2011 8:02 pm

    "you're not needed anymore…"

  93. BTSnoogans on April 24th, 2011 8:20 pm

    Everyone should brace themselves for a possible Easter submission featuring Kratos dressed as a bunny.

  94. Zyquux on April 25th, 2011 12:00 am

    This, of course.

  95. Citrovc4 on April 26th, 2011 1:23 am

    You are new here (or a lurker at least) & have +130 thumbs up comment

    you will do well here

    funny how you got an epeen of 19 from three comments as well.

  96. _Twitch_ on May 1st, 2011 10:18 am

    Dude! someone got it! rel="nofollow">
    Smooth jazz will commence in 5…

  97. _Twitch_ on May 1st, 2011 10:18 am

    rel="nofollow">
    ^full version

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