DRAGON FORTRESS II

My heart BURNS for this crossover to be real! Valve, quit DRAGON your feet and make it happen! Would it help if I AXED nicely? *gets things thrown at him* What?
By usaokay (However I made it a little more covery), submitted by Darth_Destro

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 18, 2011 · 6:39 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (167 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)
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BioWare, Cover Art, Cray-Z Crossovers, Dragon Age: Origins, Electronic Arts, Heavy Weapons, Here There Be Dragons, PC, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software

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61 Responses to “DRAGON FORTRESS II”

  1. Jones-250 on April 18th, 2011 6:43 pm

    Hats on dragons, eh? What will VALVe think of next?
    (There should be an corny "F1RST!" here, but I am too classy for that)

  2. Acrazymonke on April 18th, 2011 6:44 pm

    So several repetative dungions over and over?
    I see no differance to either game…

  3. Captain Flavor on April 18th, 2011 6:45 pm

    Too bad the hats are $5-$10 DLC packs, including the Gentleman Dragon.

  4. dingdong on April 18th, 2011 6:57 pm

    I would grammar hammer too, but my goodness, the mistakes are everywhere.

  5. BasketGT on April 18th, 2011 7:06 pm

    I liked Dragon Fortress: Origins more for the tactical combat and the Origin stories (Especially the Sniper one, where they explain how you learned Jarate), but I still enjoyed Dragon Fortress II for it's more visceral hat trading, even though the romance options weren't as good.

  6. spplmj on April 18th, 2011 7:09 pm

    Did y'all know that the Heavy only fires 35% of his bullets?

    No wonder it's so damn expensive to fire his weapon.

  7. invadingduck on April 18th, 2011 7:17 pm

    An epic medieval themed hat simulator.

  8. Alpar on April 18th, 2011 7:17 pm

    Oh look, another TF2 related submission. Better inb4 the hat jo-

    *Reads the comments*

    FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

  9. Wetmang on April 18th, 2011 7:26 pm

    That's a real MONSTER of a request. You should SHIELD yourself from the hate. Your BIOdome of puns really WAREs on my patients! I enjoy bringing these AGEs of PUNtification!

  10. Grammar Berzerker on April 18th, 2011 7:26 pm

    BIOWARE EMPLOYEE ON GAME:

    "When you kill someone, some kinda hat has to get dropped!

    So killing = hat, connected now, in Dragon Fortress 2."

  11. DM - Gentrollman on April 18th, 2011 7:52 pm

    D: Quick! Someone add googly eyes to it!

  12. GameboyPATH on April 18th, 2011 8:03 pm

    We're throwing shit at you, Shawn, because making crappy puns for +1's is OUR job! D:

  13. KiruBananers on April 18th, 2011 8:10 pm

    And due to Shawn, this will become an update in 4-12 seconds…

    IT TAKES SHAWN TWELVE SECONDS TO COST GABEN $400000….

    (For twelve seconds.)

  14. BoxeyBrown on April 18th, 2011 9:32 pm

    Needs Googly Eyes!!!

  15. tmotom on April 18th, 2011 9:47 pm

    I didn't like Dragon Age… The game controls were kind of weird, especially attacking. I didn't like it very much at all…

  16. Red on April 18th, 2011 9:49 pm

    Is Smaug making a cameo???
    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/lotr/images/4/42/Smaug.jpg&quot; alt="" />
    He's been down on his luck lately, though I heard he got cast in a new movie…
    (I've been renting out a cave (in one of my lesser mountains) to him for a while now)

  17. Vabolo on April 18th, 2011 10:16 pm

    So…Does that mean they will finally release the Guard Dog Update?

  18. AdamTheChao on April 18th, 2011 10:19 pm

    I notice the EA logo has a hat of Undeniable Wealth and Respect.
    They've got the wealth, but the octopus should be taken off due to a lack of respect.

  19. quaker171 on April 18th, 2011 10:20 pm

    Wait… wait… turn your hat backwards first.

  20. Rocker23220 on April 18th, 2011 11:44 pm

    I'm more partial to Spy's Creed myself…

  21. Vabolo on April 18th, 2011 11:49 pm

    Indubitably, you have confounded yourself, for that wyrm's stupendous stovepipe stack is unfit for any common charlatan.

  22. CriticalQuit on April 19th, 2011 12:20 am

    Unlike most Dragon Age games where you choose how you act, as the Pyro you can only be a heartless killer of man, beast, and everything else flammable.

  23. Totema on April 19th, 2011 12:41 am

    Look at that EA logo, lording his HOUWAR over everyone. Prick.

  24. Dimomarg on April 19th, 2011 1:54 am

    It's funny cause in Dragon Age Games you can have erotic relationships with members of the cast.

  25. Rocker23220 on April 19th, 2011 4:39 pm

    Wait!!!!

    Does he weigh the same as a duck?

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