Daaawwww… I’m sorry but you stick those new Sight For Sore Eyes on any hat combo and the results are automatically ADORABLE.
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Another eye joke?
Shawn eye am disappoint
Eye see whut you did there.
My eyes! They burn!!!!!
Pyro: "LSD IS AMAAAAAAZING!"
your understanding of my wit pleases me, please help yourself to some…
<img src="http://tallteacher.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/eye-candy.jpg" alt="" width="476" height="640" />
Talk about a bullseye…
Now the spies won't know whether your keeping an eye on them…
….. trying to think of a way to fit "pupil" into a joke and still have it make sense…. too tired from homework… D:
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got it.
with prioritizing like this, I guess you could say….
*sunglasses*
I'm a pretty good pupil.
DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!
This was exactly what pyro was stareing at when this picture was taken.
I guess you could say Shawn…
*SUNGLASSES*
Has an eye for pyro hats
YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
You do realize he has a wife and child right?
<img src="http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs36/f/2008/252/2/c/X_Truth_about_Pyro_X_by_Squeegeeboi.jpg">
Oh look, another eye related joke on Halolz today. At least I know that these eye jokes can't possibly get out of ha-
*Reads loads of comments relevant to eye jokes*
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/codegeass/images/c/cd/Lelouch-geass.jpg">
ALPAR VI HALOLZIA COMMANDS YOU…. STOP MAKING THESE EYE JOKES!
/ yes I'm aware of the irony
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Mff mff mff! Mff mff mff mff mff!!!
<img src="http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee111/wanabeswordsman/Sprays/Pyro_Taunt.jpg">
They do realize what the term "internet" means, right?
…wait they don't? Crap. Shawn get to the bunkers!
I'm surprised you didn't say "EYE COMMAND YOU".
And wasn't geassing people my job?
Oh yeah and gimme some +1's while you're at it!
..Crap wait, you can only do one command per person. O noes. I'm stuck in a dilemma.
<img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c212/incognitodee_/Blog/eyecandy.jpg">
I tried to fit it in somewhere, but it didn't end up working best with what I got.
And it was… until I took it… and then until you changed your avatar back from Wolf to Lelouch. ujelly?
Wait, this gives you rights over Geass powers now.. aww man. Well I already did my job and told people to stop making eye jokes. You can take my idea for commanding people to raise your comment scores.
IF by adorible you mean F@%! ad-horrible
Oh myopia, yet another eye joke. It also looks like many more are in sight. I may take a short leave to tend to my Irises.
Off topic, were you a good pupil in school, Shawn?
"EYE CANDY
It won't rot your teeth, and it's good for your health… and it makes a great TF2 distraction spray. So enjoy it often."
We are THIS close to an awesome face pyro.
Make it happen.
But commanding people to +1 me would be shameful. I would NEVER stoop to doing that.
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[geass]+1 all my comments on this page[/geass]
Command them to obey ALL your commands?
Code Geass works like Genies no?
This implies that the Pyro was not already adorable.
Well, Pyro's adorable until he murders you and your family with a flamethrower and a barbed wire covered axe…
teddy bears googly eyes?
tf2 now 100% more adorable
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljaxpeUxMQ1qe66…
we just need sergeant plushie
Oh god….. They arent going to start in with facial features too are they? I mean… It's already Hat Fortress 2, must we devolve to 'Dress-up Fortress 2'?
I suppose we could super glue a pair on to Soldier's helmet and see how long it takes him to notice.
…and because nobody's said it yet…
<img src="http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab119/Roflcopter419/Eye_am_teh_strongest_by_Wikz101.jpg?t=1302495977"/>
When it comes to eyes and apparel:
<img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YjZ2H60tcyo/R6WXMconf1I/AAAAAAAAAEE/MdtumSAwX9Y/s400/Super_Fancy.jpg" alt="" />
…is it me, or does nobody on Halolz (outside of Halolz Skype Chat) knows about Touhou?
Good thing I bribed that Volbeat to use Flash on my eyes. There's no way that the geass will control…wait, why is everything going whi-OH GOD, I CAN'T SEE!
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I put dah googly eyes on um so I can keep um trustworthy…
Dear lord, that thing will haunt me. The other Pokemon were right about you creepy mountain trainers…
Sir you are SO wrong.
I think you mean eyerony.
Well it depends.
If they only know facebook and the front page of youtube, then Shawn has a problem.
There needs to be a mod, or maybe an actual alternate item version where they're angry eyes.
Let's hope they don't give the heavy a misc item the form of a dress
hmm…
BYA CUE GAN!!!!
or ummm…
SHARINGAN!!!
A wild Pyro appeared!
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/2/2a…
While we're at it, what would the other classes be? Spy as Bisharp? Sniper as Watchog? Heavy as Hariyama?
Arm cut off. Can't unsee D:
Should've seen the screenshot I took of pyros googly eyes through the gate….sec http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee105/thisisge…
Eye carumba…
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Dah googly eyes help me trust um…
*Hinata from off-screen*Damnit Negi! It's Byakugan!
*INSERT "NOT EVEN ONCE" JOKE HERE*
SEE POST RE GOOGLY EYES
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WATCH MLP
Are you kidding? He was a visionary.
Ceiling Pyro watches you…
Thank you for proving the opposite of my statement. It brings a bit of joy to this young man's heart.
…eh. I wasn't planning on sleeping anyway.
Thanks for that picture, man!
You're welcome, it's all in a days work.
Why am I THE ONLY person freaked out by those things.
I'd hit it…
I like to put googely eyes on my pyro. That way, I know where I stand.
Eye would too…
That joke was kinda cornea.
How do you know the Pyro is a he?
I wonder if Red has found me yet. I am hiding in his mountaintop mountain… somewhere.
That would take until 2fort becomes obsolete.
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Medic as Chancey, Soldier as Magikarp, Scout as Scizor, Demoman as Conkeldurr, Engineer as Rotom. THE TEAM IS ASSEMBLED! ATTACK THE SHINIES!
You aren't but my voice broke for a while. And my hands, from clawing at my eyes too much.
THERE'S A HALOLZ SKYPE CHAT?1!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!>!?>!?>!?>?<!?<>2>!<,hwg
EXCLAMATION POINTS SPAMSAIONDAOIDNAO.