The guys from Split Screen, who made that awesome Minecraft vs TF2 Crafting Infographic, are back with some in-depth statistical analysis of Aperture Laboratories and it’s success with portal based experiments! Be sure to view the full post and view them all!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 6, 2011 · 7:16 PM
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Categories: Charts & Graphs, Creepy/Spooky, Half-Life, PC, Playstation, Portal, Robots, Science/Math, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (35 Comments) |
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Great, I just wanted to see a woman in bondage every time I look at GLaDOS
As if she wasn't creepy enough.
The prototype portal gun looks like steam punk.
Or something from black mesa.
Or something from quake.
Man I wish i could read white text on white backgrounds.
Mind if any one tell me what it says by GLaDOS?
I see "The glitch is a lie", somewhat.
I think we'll have to update our Halolz submissions pie chart and probably add Portal 2 as a major topic at this rate…
Thats odd. The cake recipie makes no reference to fish shaped crackers ,fish shaped candies, fish shaped sediment, sediment shaped sediment, fish shaped dirt, fish shaped solid waste, or candy coated penutbutter pieces…shaped like fish.
That is one messed up cake recipe. The cake mix alone weighs 114 pounds! But I'm sure with everything it's only 25% short of a lethal dose.
Tied up chick? This is a triumph! I did what I must because I can. For the good of my penis… and so on.
i dont get any of this info all i see is random leters and numbers
Long story Short: People love Portal
Do n t l ok di c ly at t e oper tio al end o d vice? Th t exp ain the e we rd white d ts I keep se ing ever wh re.
They forgot 2 pound fish flavored fish! Also they needed to add a Z plane of Badassery to that XY graph. ALSO who needs personality when you can auto target!
We at Aperture Science feel that these statistics are purely fictitious and that this so called Valve is plotting against our success. For instance, our Black Forest Cake formula is a highly guarded secret, as are the prototypes for our (Black Mesa's) Handheld Portal Device. The information here is, again, entirely untrue.
Any terminations of employment in the near future are completely irrelevant to the disclosure of this data.
Remember, at Aperture Science, We Care! (more than Black Mesa)
well, after the GLaDOS comparison, i think i might like her even more, which is funny cause im totally not itno that stuff.
also, i finally beat portal for the 22nd time, so i'm satisfied until portal 2 comes out.
This makes me wish I bought that portal gun that the guys from Penny Arcade were selling
<img src="http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/portal-gun.jpg">
You cannot say that is not epic
Onking with portals
Now you're thiO
Even a speed run is too slow compared to GLaDOS' deadly neurotoxin.
I'm going to play the first Portal for the first time here in a few days when it gets shipped. Hopefully all this talk about it being such a good game isn't a LIE.
How does a TF2 sentry gun land in the MIDDLE of the personality bar? It beeps one to three times and shoots at you. (Sometimes with rockets) Doesn't the HL2 sentry at least have some kind of voice? (can't really remember)
lol