Coming up with a great trainer greeting with the game’s preset dictionary is pretty challenging. However Travis seems to be doing it right!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 2, 2011 · 9:59 PM
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
No thanks, I prefer smog.
Throw in some meth and we have a deal.
Sure, I'm always up for some Smack (Down)
You know, one might think that a trainer would offer you Acid or Magical Leafs before heroine. Chek out his nature is Relaxed.
Only some trainer on drugs would have that mullet.
A Pokemon submission? In
myShawn's Courage Kratos' Month?Imagine how good the heroin is if the lemonade is $300.
Oh crap. TROLL! TROLL IN THE BASE! *Smashes the plus-1 button generator*
Strange at the top of my browser it says that this is Halolz
yet the banner and sidebars say otherwise
rel="nofollow">I must inform Hitler
*inb4 it'smorelikleythanyouthink*
Party at the Pokemon house!
TENTACOOL used ACID!
VILEPLUME snorted POISON POWDER!
BELLSPROUT used ABSORB!
GASTLY is CONFUSED! It hurt itself in its confusion!
GOLBAT used HAZE! GOLBAT is now completely naked!
I came here looking for some quality, humorous advice memes starring characters who ceased being relevant to gaming back in the previous console generation. Instead I get pokemon? What is this heresy?
God, this poor trainer was walking through an alley in Castelia City, when some man asked him if he wanted to buy a "speedball." Poor, naive Trainer Travis thought that buying one meant he was buying a special Pokeball used for catching faster Pokemon. That, along with thinking "speed" was X Speed has caused him to never be the same again.
That would be hard to MIMIC. However, I DIG where this is going. At least it will allow me to RECOVER from the Courage Kratos hell Shawn had the site TRANSFORM into, which we have all had to ENDURE, although I'm sure there are some out there looking for an ENCORE. But I guess I should WRAP this up and MEDITATE on the PUNISHMENT we've gone through.
Drugs…That would explain that hallucination I had where this detective dressed up like my mom and gave me a fishing rod for no apparent reason…
Okay, I'll BITE. why in the world are you using GHASTLY puns related to Pokemon? We really only needed to BIDE our time while Shawn was POUNDed by flame mail. It was only a matter of time before he had to FLAIL in SUBMISSION, SEAKING retribution for his blasphemy.
<img src="http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/6857509/1-this-man-For-100-E-peen-sexy-time.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Two-thumbs-up" alt="">
Ohh! Ohh! I say something funny and you guys shit on me!!! You guys wanna see what I have to live through every day?!?!?! http://www.kongregate.com/games/pitergames/trollf…
An endorsement from spplmj? This calls for an awesome maneuver…looks like I'm going to have to JUUU~UUUMP! *Hup*
<img src="http://wizard.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/gorillasharkhighfive.png"/>
<img src="http://cdn2.static.mporatrons.com/site/whitelines/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/borat-high-five.jpg" alt="" width="468" height="343" />
Oh, he's a scientist all right… Must be in the field of
*Sunglasses*
Chemistry
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
I also made one, "Do you like ACID?"
-kisses the ground-
HALOLZ IS NORMAL AGAIN!
Except that Kratos keeps staring at me… I'm guessing its a reminder to us all if we screw up…
Why?
Shenanigans, my good sir, shenanigans.
"I say something I think it's funny and you guys shit on me!!!"
Fixed. Just don't abuse of caps lock like you did on your last comment (unless you are posting something MANLY) and people won't shit on you. They might ignore you though, but I will give you a +1 for trying anyway.
What if Kratos was a Pokemon Trainer (as we missed on the Pokemon cover of the Kratos-meets-almost-every-single-game-in-existence submission a while back)
His trainer card:
>Name: Kratos
>Arceus of War
>NATURE: Pissed off
>POKEDEX: 649
>Money: $Unlimited, because I'm the motherfuckin' GOD OF WAR!
>GREETING: … … CROSS-CHOP!
What's in his team?
The Tao , Creation, and Weather Trio, respectively, which are, according to in-game mythos, gods themselves that helped shape the Pokemon universe.
… I'd thought I'd come up with something Kratos-related before this year-long event is over.
When Nintendo thought they could make a game without worrying about someone abusing the text for dirty messages…
BUT IT'S FUN TO SHOUT OVER THE INTERNET!!!!
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
AND FUCKING HELL MAN, I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO SLEEP. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LINK THAT? D:
And yet you can't put Weedle in the GTS without a nickname…
Whats this? A pokemahnz submission in the time of Kratos?
so does that mean I get to arrange for a party then?
+1 THIS MAN FOR HIS AWESOMENESS IMMEDIATELY!!!
Because, Marzen, it is not sleep time. It is insomnia time.
I ended up staying home today instead of going into the office, so I'll update them tomorrow.
Another satisfied customer of the League of Extraordinary Gentrollmen!
Its still only 99! D:
*USES BOOST*
Oh no..the boost, its done nothing!
What if I'm cursed!? What if its true that no troll can ever exceed 100p!? WHAT IF IM REALLY A ZOMBIE!? D:
Shenanigans? Did you just curse me out in Irish?
(For the record, WANTED to use that Deadpool quote for a while now.) <img src="http://driph.com/words/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/e.gif" height="30" width="30">
NNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!!!
What are you exactly? Are you like, a reform troll? IDK if it's such a good idea to go through rehab man. Never worked for Pedobear:
There was an image I was referencing to, but I've already spent 30+ min looking for it. It's of bpedobear and an anime girl getting a hug. It says something to the effect that he went through rehab but it's a trap. So yeah, I'l give anyone +1 (and an addition +1 after I log off to the guy that finds that image).
we need a high-five! button or something for situations such as this
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HIGH FIVE!!!
*turns on DS… checks trainer card*
"Do you like BIG PECKS?"
*turns off DS*
I couldn't find "mountain(s)" anywhere…
and of course, not "Fuck Yeah"
Game Freak,
Y U NO LET US TYPE IN OUR OWN WORDS???
naw..
i want some rare candies
make those pokes STRONG! DAH!!
Don't you worry about *blank*, let me worry about *blank*!
*Blank*? *Blank*?! You're not looking at the big picture! ò_ó
Also, I'm helping!
*Hits plus-one-button*
Damnit, I had this thing with ICE before. :I
YOU ARE ASKING FOR IT
I must go search for a good one of these for my card now!
Pretty fun game, I love the super-upgrade, getting it really made the game even better!
UP HIGH!!
DOWN LOW!!
Too Slow!
THE SCOWL, IT'S STILL THERE D:
*Looks at your avatar, reads your username, SEES WHAT YOU DID THERE*
<img src="http://emotibot.net/pix/1335.jpeg">
I seriously dare you guys to try and get this super upgrade! It's awesome!
"Do you sell sleep powder?"
I don't like reminders like that.
GAAAAAAAH!!!!!1!!!!
WHY IS KRATOS STILL HERE?!?!?!!!?!?
NO-ONE LIKES HIM SHAWN!!!!!
NO-ONE LIKES HIM!!!!!
GET RID OF HIM YOU AWFUL SPAWN OF BE'ELZEBUB YOU!!!!!!
WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
INSERT (in both blanks)
"The Fighters"
<img src="http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/012/9/8/luke_skywalker_x_wing_by_rsiplon-d371rr7.jpg" alt="" />
ceiling kratos is watching you fap
*gets diamond shotgun*
I'm sorry it has to be this way then…
+1 HERE! GRABBIN' +1's!
<img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7qx7EegBbpw/R9j8elSBCOI/AAAAAAAAAB8/S4wyIyNW7bc/s400/slowpoke.jpeg" alt="" />
Sorry, sheesh!
That really should be a picture of White on that trainer card.
How do you think she got her name anyways…
Mudkip used Growl!
I believe this can be solved simply.
try posting one more comment.
Red uses STFU mudkip. IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE! (and on a note only related in that the man who does a comic called super effective, new vgcats)
in your drug induced state, maybe he did give you a rod, just not the type you thought
I +1'd him. Now where is the 100 e-peen sexy time?
someone cover this trainer, he's being forced into a triple battle with trolls, don't worry I went to the extralink and am here to heal you
no, i didn't use that move,
I used "Promotion"
what? General Mudkip is evolving!
<img src="http://aszune.xsa.ch/uploads/Claven/2009-10-08_084226_Mudkip_4_prez_by_linkofauburn.jpg" alt="" />
congrats! your General Mudkip has evolved into Prime Minister Mudkip (well, if I'm the president…)
so, how's the e-gina going?
My buddy's Trainer Card says: "May LIQUID OOZE land safely on you!!!"
(>.<)
…or Cofagrigus for that matter. I don't get the joke for THAT one, but yea.
CoFAGrigus
I think you mean Dream Smoke.
No Kratos?
Shawn, I am disappoint.
Has to be done. :P
<img src="http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/333/c/6/bitch_be_trippin_balls_by_blargnarf842-d33w388.jpg"/>
http://bit.ly/gpQOzS
It's okay, I feel pity for you…
WTF?!?!?!?! SHAWN THE KRATOS IS STILL HERE!!!!
ITS NOT POSSIBLE.
100p GET!
<img src="http://stashbox.org/1042382/Bruce Lee approves.gif">
Bruce Lee approves of your valiant efforts to make me a Troll with the OPPOSITE OF FAIL EPEEN. Woo!
Time for a party!
I shall inform Miss Pinkie Pie immediately!
Edit:
GODHOOD ACHIEVED!
I shall forever hail you as my D&D homebrew god, of gentlemanly trolling
OH, NOW I SEE.
…err Dream MIST.
*Uses Smoke Ball to escape the -1s*
*Gets everyone high instead*
Thanks for the correction.+1 to you.
FIRST:
what I learned at x-wing flight school:
1) lock s-foils in attack position before firing
2) try not to lose R2
3) how to do a barrel roll, and how to use the boost to get through
4) why you SHOULD NOT try a somersault
5) use bombs wisely; aim for the thermal exhaust port
6) bull's-eying womp-rats with a T-16 is a suitable substitute for proper flight training
7) don't drink and fly
8) never bring food with you to battle; the controls will get sticky
9) fat pilots are always the first to die
and
10) having a smuggler as a friend is useful: he'll show up at the last possible moment and will be pivotal in your victory
SECOND:
lest we forget Red Leader:
<img src="http://www.phoxim.de/marco_scheloske_redleader/marco_scheloske_redleader05.jpg" alt="">
(apparently, the last thing he did before getting shot down was to jizz in his flight suit)
<img src="http://www.ni-c.de/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/1up.jpg" alt="" />
*(wrong game, but who cares…) Zelda item get music*
you'll get another when you hit 200
Since you recognize it's only proper to return the favor:
<img src="http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/088/245/original/brofist.jpg?1292455845" width="500" "height="300">
Don't worry friend it's finally over
I don't think any mortal man is capable of doing such a thing. I am amused that all those points have resulted in ONLY ONE POINT. Dear gods, over 250 points and it only plinked up one point.
I owe the good spplmj a favor one of these days.
wow… just. just leave….. and i thought you were a troll. you just turn out to be a moron…
I vote we ban this guy from the entire internet.
I think congratulations are on order!
yet I don't know this site's customs for this specific achievement…
you have 200 in five years… Oi I'm from the future so I KNOW EVERY THING! oh and Leo_E is going to submit a Touhou thing and some how get five stars… I bid you adieu…
I'm on it,
cover me dack
<img src="http://www.vegatransports.com.au/2001/snowspeeder_pilot_dack_ralter.jpg" alt="" />
(just stay away from anything that is likely to explode)
*explosion, crash*
<img src="http://cdn.hobbylink.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/starwars_luke_crash.jpg" alt="">
*drops to knees, yells at sky*
CURSE YOU ARCEUS!!!
Don't anger Him!! do you want to deal with judgment, that friggin move leveled almost my whole team when my brother had two dittos, one holding a grass plate and one holding a flame plate, and the arceus was holding a water plate, one triple battle later and my team looked like Ash's here
If this is a cleverly-disguised TVTropes link, something is going to die. Slowly.
Our shields can't repel e-peen of that magnitude!
Agreed. The red background was really annoying me.
…Or were you talking about Kratlolz?
Sorry to say this, but your link is incorrect here. This trope only really works when each word is emphasized. Just! Like! This!
YOU'RE RIGHT! MAYBE THIS LINK IS BETTER!
honk
HONK MOTHERFUCKER
(Sorry, I had too C:> )