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MY BLADES WILL BE THE ONES THAT PIERCE THE HEAVENS

Come on bro! If you won’t believe in yourself, believe in the Kratos that believes in you!
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MY BLADES WILL BE THE ONES THAT PIERCE THE HEAVENS



Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 2, 2011 · 2:17 AM 
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39 Responses to “MY BLADES WILL BE THE ONES THAT PIERCE THE HEAVENS”

  1. Totema on April 2nd, 2011 2:18 am

    GIIIIIIIIIIIGAAAAAAAA

    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDD

    KIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  2. Tael on April 2nd, 2011 2:29 am

    Stop Shawn, this is madness!

  3. BasketGT on April 2nd, 2011 2:29 am

    I don't care how many gods he kills or how many chicks he bangs simultaneously. Kratos will NEVER be as manly as the great Kamina. Never.

    Never.

  4. Rain on April 2nd, 2011 2:35 am

    But can your blade get bigger and harder stronger than the Galaxy itself?

  5. Tael on April 2nd, 2011 2:35 am

    Kanimope?

  6. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 2nd, 2011 2:36 am

    Madness?
    KRATOS. IS. SPARTAN!
    *kick*

  7. Red on April 2nd, 2011 2:43 am

    This has never seemed more appropriate… http://movieclips.com/ENwBU-blades-of-glory-movie…
    …but also, "My blades will be the ones that send you to heaven"

    AND

    anyone else think of this upon seeing the glasses:
    <img src="http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/279/5/4/squirtle_squad_by_asipro-d30860b.jpg&quot; alt="" />

  8. Red on April 2nd, 2011 2:45 am

    HOLD IT!!!
    *grabs Tael, drags them up my mountain… at the top is ChuckNorris the Hitmonlee*
    ChuckNorris! Use "Sparta Kick!"
    *kick, Tael rockets off into the sky*

    Tael: looks like I'm blasting off again!!!
    *twinkle in the sky*

  9. Red on April 2nd, 2011 2:46 am

    *Kanimope.avi

  10. spplmj on April 2nd, 2011 2:46 am

    Fellow Halolzians.

    i have no jokes for you at this time but i wish to let you know that i have something BIG coming.

    keep an eye on the halolz forum if all goes well i will be able to post it within an hour or so.

  11. Red on April 2nd, 2011 2:47 am

    excuse me sir, but I do believe a portion of your comment has been eaten
    (notice the cut-off "U")

  12. Red on April 2nd, 2011 2:48 am

    Metapod sees "harder", gets happy…
    then he sees the line going through said wod

  13. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 2nd, 2011 2:58 am

    Quiet you.

  14. Weibbles on April 2nd, 2011 2:59 am

    Guys? Is it over? Can I leave the safety of the hole in the web and return to-
    *see this*
    Oh nevermind, back in the safety hole.

  15. invadingduck on April 2nd, 2011 3:00 am

    "Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 2, 2011 · 2:17 AM"

    This has gone beyond an April Fools prank. Now he's just playing with us.

  16. MoG on April 2nd, 2011 3:03 am

    Too far Shawn… too far…
    -rocks back and forth in the fetal position-

  17. TheTopHatKid on April 2nd, 2011 3:13 am

    *Kaminope.avi

  18. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 2nd, 2011 3:14 am

    Does it make coffee?

  19. TheTopHatKid on April 2nd, 2011 3:15 am

    I NEED AN ADULT.

  20. TheTopHatKid on April 2nd, 2011 3:18 am

    Kratos doesn't believe in himself.
    He believes in himself, who believes in himself.

    …wait, what?

  21. Tael on April 2nd, 2011 3:19 am

    *appears behind red*
    WOOOOOOOOBBUFFET!

  22. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 2nd, 2011 3:21 am

    *<img src="http://www.elements4health.com/images/stories/canteloupe-2.jpg&quot; alt="some_text"/>.avi

  23. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 2nd, 2011 3:21 am

    He is an adult.

  24. Coodoo on April 2nd, 2011 3:22 am

    I guess since Super Meat Week = Super Meat Month, April Fools Day = April Fools Week.

    Great…

  25. spplmj on April 2nd, 2011 3:30 am

    BEHOLD! IT LIVES!

  26. Rain on April 2nd, 2011 3:49 am

    This needs to be a submission!

  27. Rain on April 2nd, 2011 3:55 am

    No, my friend
    The better question is, does it make sandviches?

  28. Rain on April 2nd, 2011 3:56 am

    An adult troll perhaps

  29. Master Eraqus on April 2nd, 2011 5:05 am

    @Tael “Stop Shawn, this is madness!”

    Didn’t you know?

    I can’t reply normally because Intense Debate is trippin’ balls right now.

  30. Master Eraqus on April 2nd, 2011 5:08 am

    But Shawn can't stop. Don't you know?
    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/halolz-dot-com-teamfortress2-rapetrain.jpg&quot; ALT="halolz-dot-com-teamfortress2-rapetrain.jpg">

  31. Jimmy on April 2nd, 2011 5:33 am

    Your link…it is broken.

    Also SQUIRTLE SQUAD.

  32. HughbertEsq on April 2nd, 2011 7:09 am

    "NO RED! YOU ARE THE MOUNTAIN!"
    AND THEN RED WAS THE MOUNTAIN
    SEE?
    *POOM*

  33. C__F on April 2nd, 2011 9:52 am

    Of course, it's this kind.

  34. C__F on April 2nd, 2011 9:58 am

    Following that logic:
    Next year, tell Shawn just to make it April Fools hour.

  35. k3man on April 2nd, 2011 10:10 am

    His blades, they will pierce the heavens and your intestines.

  36. Red on April 2nd, 2011 10:17 am

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    try this

  37. Red on April 2nd, 2011 10:18 am

    nope.avi

  38. Red on April 2nd, 2011 10:18 am

    ChuckNorris, use "Roundhouse Kick!!!"
    *kick*

  39. Kn0w1d3a on April 3rd, 2011 1:54 am

    "Come on bro! If you won’t believe in yourself, believe in the Kratos that believes in you!" How can Kratos believe in anything if he killed all there is to believe in?

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