Is that how all those Courage Kratos submissions are made? Paulrus seems to think so!
Well I guess the guy deserves a rest… maybe if you guys don’t mind we could go back to being Halolz for a while? I’m sure the God of War would appreciate it!
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I'll be damned Shawn, this was one hell of an April Fail's day, makes up for last year's
FINALLY, it's over (or is it?)
Let's just hope Fox will let us return to Halolz
The Coffee is a lie?
As I said before, CRATE-lolz doesn't roll as easily off the tongue as Halolz did.
Going back to normal?
What am I going to do with these shipments of Pitchforks and Torches that just arrived?
Back to TF2, finally :3
Give them to MrRaccon, he'll find a use for them.
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Crate-lolz has more in common with TF2 then halolz though :3
We could always go to youtube and sell them for profit
It's April 2nd and he's not gone yet… OH GOD DON'T TELL ME IT'S COURAGE KRATOS MONTH D:
I have just purchased the said web address known as this "kratlolz.com" Now you have no choice but to repent your actions and KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! IT IS NOTHING BUT ADVERTISEMENTS IN ORDER TO HELP ME PAY FOR THE SITE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I vote we keep Kratlolz for another week, just to see the durfs Brooklyn Raeg.
Now you're giving him the idea!! D:
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ITS RIGHT THERE GODDAMIT ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND
Use them anyway, we can't let this happen again.
Hey, he speaks some sense, and he still gets -1s? Woah…shouldn't you guys be happy that he's trying to stop this?
Be back in a week.
Well, it will stop someday.
I mean, there is going to be a riot and MrRaccon will be on a raid to burn down Shawn's house if it last too long.
Well I, for one, have found this commemoration of April 1st, an apt source of merriment and gaiety. Partly, due to the anticipation of the reactions bound to be expressed at the numorous reminders of a certain Kratos's existence as a meme..but mostly due to actually reading the aforementioned reactions.
The mixture of confusion, rage, and confused rage has given me a hearty chuckle or two, and for that Hal- …Kratlolz, I thank you.
And so April Fools Day ended and Paulrus got to see his artwork posted as the Kratos jokes came to a close.
And there was much rejoicing.
*Yaaaaay.*
rel="nofollow">Shawn not everyone here is so appreciative of the site's new name…
It amazes me how pissy people can get over a bleedin' Internet caption.
Ah! But I've had a belly full of Kratos, and of user misery. Twas a good day.
I will gladly go back to Advice Pokemon TF2 Crossover memes now.
No you didn't! I just looked!
I always wonder how it feels to be a troll that does the opposite of trolling: instead of making people angry, making them actually laugh of your huge amounts of fail.
Especially when they look at your oldest comments and see that your e-peen wasn't result of trolling or posting "first", but simply bad humour.
tl;dr:
Don't know if trolling orjust really stupid, nooneismad.*sigh*
Let me know when it goes back to normal.
These Kratos-related jokes are getting to be older than this:
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actually, the Parthenon's only in that condition because of Kratos!
*+9*
Give this man more thumbs up. NOW.
It does sound like something Gabe Newell would say in regards to crate drops.
Look everyone, it's Halolz's friendly neighborhood troll; tmotom! How's it going, Tom?
What, Kratos's actions against the Greek Pantheon? Or Kratos achieving Meme status?
I applaud your efforts. But it was a Trolltrap. 7 seconds of your life were wasted. Sorry.
It's going good, Grammer.
I'd like to say that my Epeen only became this way because I said that I hate Pokemon… If you weren't all Pokenerds, my Epeen would be GODLY! So it's not my fault my Epeen is terrible, it's YOUR fault. All of your faults. Looking back on how my Epeen got this way, you're all making fun of yourselves! I bid you all adeiu. I won't make fun of Pokemon anymore. I'll only post on the things that I know will get me positive Epeen! I'm not going to be a Troll anymore! I'm going to be "Tmotom! That cool guy on Kratlolz."
(I also lied about buying the address Kratlolz.com)
My god… This video is amazing.
Already favorited it AND thumbed it up. Spplmj has my full support as of now.
GIVE SHAWN THE IDEA OF COURAGE MEAT MILLENNIUM
TROLLFACE MANUALLY
No, you're just saying dumb things and you should feel like a dumb thing.
/argument
But whatever you do don't give them to Paulrus…or me… or Dai…
in fact just keep them yourself.
Mr. Handyside, it is now April 2nd. But Kratlolz is still here. I'm starting to get a bit worried. Very worried actually.
Back to Halolz? On my birthday?
Shawn, i am disappoint
I hate to say I told you so…
but I FREAKING CALLED IT.
Unfortunately, this is just good reason to keep pissing off Hitler.
And apparently, a lot of Germans like Courage Kratos, Shawn, and his advice memes.
YOU FOOL! YOU'RE PROVING THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY RIGHT!
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And Epeen goes down once more.
Clearly both.
*whistles in the corner*
I wouldn't pass it by him.
Well, if Kratos is Spartan,
and the Spartans hated the Athenians
and the Parthenon is in Athens…
Verily I do decree that I adore all of the new content, please make more post haste.
You can stay at my mountain if you'd like
I always wondered how they did those shots back then without photoshop…
So I wasn't the only one who didn't find those drunk astronauts and their bad driving funny. Good to hear.
On a side note, kudos for subtly highlighting the idea that everything we do is for e-peen.
Hehe…"post haste". I see what you did there.
Shawn, do you realize people is going to leave halolz because of this shitty forced meme, right?
On a completely unrelated and irrelevant point, did anyone else but me notice how, whenever M.O.D.O.K. has a big-lipped grin, especially in MvC3, his face contorts into a shape similar to a troll face?
Do you have an airship dock I could use in said situation?
MAKE IT STOP
There is a difference between disliking pokemon, and saying "POKEMON IS GAY"
Its totally ok to like or dislike something, but saying something is gay like a bratty 9 year old is immature and insulting to those who enjoy it.
And then Kratos reenacts Sir Lancelot's attack on Swamp Castle.
*X Files Music*
Sorry, I left the record on.
Why, do you need to park your HindenHughbertEsq:
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yes, we do
You've succeeded in making me sympathize with Adolph Hitler… even if this is the only time that will ever happen…
Oh, and I have a message from Barf:
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Where's the Spaceballs related content? (I MUST HAS IT!!!)
I lost it at "It's ok, the next Portal 2 video will calm him."
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Oh my god, we are dealing with a professional here!
Well, I guess if we did all hate pokemon, we would love you then.
But we don't. Pokemon is amazing.
Thank f**king god, Shawn, thank god….. never ever do that again…April's fools is for the lawlz not for pain…
It's better not be….*pulls of katana on a chain*
>Decide to post on Halolz after huge hiatus
>See Kratos
MFW
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My dream always was becoming a keyword in an epic video. And thanks to you I was able to fulfil it…thanks spplmj.
Feels good, man. Feels really good.
PS: Post this as April's fool last submission Shawn, or I will consume your soul!
Only one man dares give me the raspberry on this site….*Helmet clanks against table* HANDYSIDE.
heheheheheh
Or maybe the coffee is decaf
Are you shittin' me? If Kratos had something against the Parthenon, he'd attack the whole mesa.
he did this while sleepwalking
by the way, my luggage combo is 1-2-3-4-5!
Kratos: *wakes up in the middle of a firestorm* AUGH AGAIN? I have GOT to stop killing Medusa's before bedtime. Gets me frisky….oh wait, this is Athens? I'll let it slide then. *Continues mayhem on the way home*
Honestly, everytime I see crate or Krate I just keep thinking to that phone call thing they had set up. It was amusing to listen to a game designer get shredded by him.
"If I kill you…I WILL GET HEALTH ORBS. And a better writer."
I call shenanigans on you sir!
Well, it was nice to get a break from TF2 for a while. That's right Halolz, burn…
Hot coffee?