"Courage Kratos"

Is that how all those Courage Kratos submissions are made? Paulrus seems to think so!
Well I guess the guy deserves a rest… maybe if you guys don’t mind we could go back to being Halolz for a while? I’m sure the God of War would appreciate it!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 2, 2011 · 11:32 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (109 votes, average: 3.51 out of 5)
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83 Responses to ““Courage Kratos””

  1. MrRaccoon on April 2nd, 2011 11:37 am

    <img src="http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm286/Yattaro_SB/1300153859928.png"&gt;
    I'll be damned Shawn, this was one hell of an April Fail's day, makes up for last year's

  2. Rain on April 2nd, 2011 11:47 am

    FINALLY, it's over (or is it?)

    Let's just hope Fox will let us return to Halolz

  3. Rain on April 2nd, 2011 11:50 am

    The Coffee is a lie?

  4. Uzumakiclan43 on April 2nd, 2011 11:50 am

    As I said before, CRATE-lolz doesn't roll as easily off the tongue as Halolz did.

  5. Howlingwolf214 on April 2nd, 2011 11:54 am

    Going back to normal?

    What am I going to do with these shipments of Pitchforks and Torches that just arrived?

  6. kitsunechao on April 2nd, 2011 11:55 am

    Back to TF2, finally :3

  7. Caelun_Niveus on April 2nd, 2011 12:03 pm

    Give them to MrRaccon, he'll find a use for them.

  8. Dimomarg on April 2nd, 2011 12:10 pm

    IT KEEPS HAPPENING

  9. therandombear on April 2nd, 2011 12:13 pm

    Crate-lolz has more in common with TF2 then halolz though :3

  10. SentryGunner on April 2nd, 2011 12:25 pm

    We could always go to youtube and sell them for profit

  11. Roflcopter419 on April 2nd, 2011 12:31 pm

    It's April 2nd and he's not gone yet… OH GOD DON'T TELL ME IT'S COURAGE KRATOS MONTH D:

  12. tmotom on April 2nd, 2011 12:38 pm

    I have just purchased the said web address known as this "kratlolz.com" Now you have no choice but to repent your actions and KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! IT IS NOTHING BUT ADVERTISEMENTS IN ORDER TO HELP ME PAY FOR THE SITE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  13. Marzen on April 2nd, 2011 12:39 pm

    I vote we keep Kratlolz for another week, just to see the durfs Brooklyn Raeg.

  14. Redzeroine on April 2nd, 2011 1:00 pm

    Now you're giving him the idea!! D:

  15. spplmj on April 2nd, 2011 1:11 pm
  16. Gearheadmk2 on April 2nd, 2011 1:30 pm

    ITS RIGHT THERE GODDAMIT ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND

  17. JesterJoe on April 2nd, 2011 1:41 pm

    Use them anyway, we can't let this happen again.

  18. JesterJoe on April 2nd, 2011 1:42 pm

    Hey, he speaks some sense, and he still gets -1s? Woah…shouldn't you guys be happy that he's trying to stop this?

  19. C__F on April 2nd, 2011 1:45 pm

    Be back in a week.

  20. Th3l4st0ne on April 2nd, 2011 1:49 pm

    Well, it will stop someday.
    I mean, there is going to be a riot and MrRaccon will be on a raid to burn down Shawn's house if it last too long.

  21. TehVortex on April 2nd, 2011 1:50 pm

    Well I, for one, have found this commemoration of April 1st, an apt source of merriment and gaiety. Partly, due to the anticipation of the reactions bound to be expressed at the numorous reminders of a certain Kratos's existence as a meme..but mostly due to actually reading the aforementioned reactions.

    The mixture of confusion, rage, and confused rage has given me a hearty chuckle or two, and for that Hal- …Kratlolz, I thank you.

  22. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 2nd, 2011 2:05 pm

    And so April Fools Day ended and Paulrus got to see his artwork posted as the Kratos jokes came to a close.
    And there was much rejoicing.
    *Yaaaaay.*

  23. spplmj on April 2nd, 2011 2:22 pm
  24. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 2nd, 2011 2:27 pm

    It amazes me how pissy people can get over a bleedin' Internet caption.
    Ah! But I've had a belly full of Kratos, and of user misery. Twas a good day.

    I will gladly go back to Advice Pokemon TF2 Crossover memes now.

  25. Zyquux on April 2nd, 2011 2:28 pm

    No you didn't! I just looked!

  26. Mentlegen on April 2nd, 2011 2:30 pm

    I always wonder how it feels to be a troll that does the opposite of trolling: instead of making people angry, making them actually laugh of your huge amounts of fail.

    Especially when they look at your oldest comments and see that your e-peen wasn't result of trolling or posting "first", but simply bad humour.

    tl;dr: Don't know if trolling or just really stupid, nooneismad.

  27. FlareKitsu on April 2nd, 2011 2:40 pm

    *sigh*

    Let me know when it goes back to normal.

  28. Red on April 2nd, 2011 3:10 pm

    These Kratos-related jokes are getting to be older than this:
    <img src="http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/parthenon-and-the-acropolis-landmark-1.jpg&quot; alt="">
    actually, the Parthenon's only in that condition because of Kratos!

  29. Grammar Berzerker on April 2nd, 2011 3:22 pm

    *+9*

    Give this man more thumbs up. NOW.

  30. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 2nd, 2011 3:24 pm

    It does sound like something Gabe Newell would say in regards to crate drops.

  31. Grammar Berzerker on April 2nd, 2011 3:31 pm

    Look everyone, it's Halolz's friendly neighborhood troll; tmotom! How's it going, Tom?

  32. C__F on April 2nd, 2011 4:06 pm

    What, Kratos's actions against the Greek Pantheon? Or Kratos achieving Meme status?

  33. C__F on April 2nd, 2011 4:08 pm

    I applaud your efforts. But it was a Trolltrap. 7 seconds of your life were wasted. Sorry.

  34. tmotom on April 2nd, 2011 4:18 pm

    It's going good, Grammer.

  35. tmotom on April 2nd, 2011 4:24 pm

    I'd like to say that my Epeen only became this way because I said that I hate Pokemon… If you weren't all Pokenerds, my Epeen would be GODLY! So it's not my fault my Epeen is terrible, it's YOUR fault. All of your faults. Looking back on how my Epeen got this way, you're all making fun of yourselves! I bid you all adeiu. I won't make fun of Pokemon anymore. I'll only post on the things that I know will get me positive Epeen! I'm not going to be a Troll anymore! I'm going to be "Tmotom! That cool guy on Kratlolz."

    (I also lied about buying the address Kratlolz.com)

  36. tmotom on April 2nd, 2011 4:29 pm

    My god… This video is amazing.

  37. Alpar on April 2nd, 2011 4:30 pm

    Already favorited it AND thumbed it up. Spplmj has my full support as of now.

  38. Alpar on April 2nd, 2011 4:30 pm

    GIVE SHAWN THE IDEA OF COURAGE MEAT MILLENNIUM

    TROLLFACE MANUALLY

  39. Alpar on April 2nd, 2011 4:32 pm

    No, you're just saying dumb things and you should feel like a dumb thing.

    /argument

  40. Alpar on April 2nd, 2011 4:33 pm

    But whatever you do don't give them to Paulrus…or me… or Dai…

    in fact just keep them yourself.

  41. BTSnoogans on April 2nd, 2011 4:58 pm

    Mr. Handyside, it is now April 2nd. But Kratlolz is still here. I'm starting to get a bit worried. Very worried actually.

  42. Walweegee on April 2nd, 2011 5:01 pm

    Back to Halolz? On my birthday?
    Shawn, i am disappoint

  43. DM1293 on April 2nd, 2011 5:02 pm

    I hate to say I told you so…

    but I FREAKING CALLED IT.

  44. DM1293 on April 2nd, 2011 5:04 pm

    Unfortunately, this is just good reason to keep pissing off Hitler.

    And apparently, a lot of Germans like Courage Kratos, Shawn, and his advice memes.

    YOU FOOL! YOU'RE PROVING THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY RIGHT!

  45. Grammar Berzerker on April 2nd, 2011 5:05 pm
  46. Kregain on April 2nd, 2011 5:12 pm

    And Epeen goes down once more.

  47. Ernac on April 2nd, 2011 5:18 pm

    Clearly both.

  48. Ernac on April 2nd, 2011 5:20 pm

    *whistles in the corner*

  49. therandombear on April 2nd, 2011 5:23 pm

    I wouldn't pass it by him.

  50. Red on April 2nd, 2011 5:26 pm

    Well, if Kratos is Spartan,
    and the Spartans hated the Athenians
    and the Parthenon is in Athens…

  51. Ernac on April 2nd, 2011 5:26 pm

    Verily I do decree that I adore all of the new content, please make more post haste.

  52. Red on April 2nd, 2011 5:27 pm

    You can stay at my mountain if you'd like

  53. chuckpebble on April 2nd, 2011 5:42 pm

    I always wondered how they did those shots back then without photoshop…

  54. TehVortex on April 2nd, 2011 5:58 pm

    So I wasn't the only one who didn't find those drunk astronauts and their bad driving funny. Good to hear.

    On a side note, kudos for subtly highlighting the idea that everything we do is for e-peen.

  55. Zyquux on April 2nd, 2011 6:03 pm

    Hehe…"post haste". I see what you did there.

  56. Red_Zero on April 2nd, 2011 6:19 pm

    Shawn, do you realize people is going to leave halolz because of this shitty forced meme, right?

  57. Uzumakiclan43 on April 2nd, 2011 6:32 pm

    On a completely unrelated and irrelevant point, did anyone else but me notice how, whenever M.O.D.O.K. has a big-lipped grin, especially in MvC3, his face contorts into a shape similar to a troll face?

  58. HughbertEsq on April 2nd, 2011 6:50 pm

    Do you have an airship dock I could use in said situation?

  59. HughbertEsq on April 2nd, 2011 6:56 pm

    MAKE IT STOP

  60. Ataeru on April 2nd, 2011 7:14 pm

    There is a difference between disliking pokemon, and saying "POKEMON IS GAY"

    Its totally ok to like or dislike something, but saying something is gay like a bratty 9 year old is immature and insulting to those who enjoy it.

  61. GazzyW007 on April 2nd, 2011 7:39 pm

    And then Kratos reenacts Sir Lancelot's attack on Swamp Castle.

  62. GazzyW007 on April 2nd, 2011 7:40 pm

    *X Files Music*

    Sorry, I left the record on.

  63. Red on April 2nd, 2011 7:56 pm

    Why, do you need to park your HindenHughbertEsq:
    <img src+"http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3h1js2Jig1qzcdwso1_500.jpg&#039; alt="" />
    yes, we do

  64. Red on April 2nd, 2011 8:04 pm

    You've succeeded in making me sympathize with Adolph Hitler… even if this is the only time that will ever happen…
    Oh, and I have a message from Barf:
    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/spaceballs/images/1/1d/Barf.jpg&quot; alt="" />
    Where's the Spaceballs related content? (I MUST HAS IT!!!)

  65. MC Ninja on April 2nd, 2011 8:28 pm

    I lost it at "It's ok, the next Portal 2 video will calm him."

  66. Totema on April 2nd, 2011 8:46 pm
  67. JesterJoe on April 2nd, 2011 8:54 pm

    Oh my god, we are dealing with a professional here!

  68. JesterJoe on April 2nd, 2011 8:55 pm

    Well, I guess if we did all hate pokemon, we would love you then.

    But we don't. Pokemon is amazing.

  69. tstriker1 on April 2nd, 2011 9:22 pm

    Thank f**king god, Shawn, thank god….. never ever do that again…April's fools is for the lawlz not for pain…

  70. tstriker1 on April 2nd, 2011 9:28 pm

    It's better not be….*pulls of katana on a chain*

  71. SenorTaco77 on April 2nd, 2011 9:29 pm

    >Decide to post on Halolz after huge hiatus
    >See Kratos
    MFW

    <img src="http://i797.photobucket.com/albums/yy252/SenorTaco77/1290646433546.jpg?t=1301794052"&gt;

  72. Mentlegen on April 2nd, 2011 9:32 pm

    My dream always was becoming a keyword in an epic video. And thanks to you I was able to fulfil it…thanks spplmj.

    Feels good, man. Feels really good.

    PS: Post this as April's fool last submission Shawn, or I will consume your soul!

  73. DM1293 on April 2nd, 2011 9:55 pm

    Only one man dares give me the raspberry on this site….*Helmet clanks against table* HANDYSIDE.

  74. tmotom on April 2nd, 2011 10:11 pm

    heheheheheh

  75. Redzeroine on April 2nd, 2011 10:17 pm

    Or maybe the coffee is decaf

  76. Dimomarg on April 3rd, 2011 1:59 am

    Are you shittin' me? If Kratos had something against the Parthenon, he'd attack the whole mesa.

  77. Red on April 3rd, 2011 2:37 am

    he did this while sleepwalking

  78. Red on April 3rd, 2011 2:39 am

    by the way, my luggage combo is 1-2-3-4-5!

  79. DM1293 on April 3rd, 2011 3:38 am

    Kratos: *wakes up in the middle of a firestorm* AUGH AGAIN? I have GOT to stop killing Medusa's before bedtime. Gets me frisky….oh wait, this is Athens? I'll let it slide then. *Continues mayhem on the way home*

  80. DM1293 on April 3rd, 2011 3:40 am

    Honestly, everytime I see crate or Krate I just keep thinking to that phone call thing they had set up. It was amusing to listen to a game designer get shredded by him.

    "If I kill you…I WILL GET HEALTH ORBS. And a better writer."

  81. Kn0w1d3a on April 3rd, 2011 2:38 pm

    I call shenanigans on you sir!

  82. JboneDRS on April 5th, 2011 10:09 pm

    Well, it was nice to get a break from TF2 for a while. That's right Halolz, burn…

  83. Marzen on April 15th, 2011 2:48 pm

    Hot coffee?

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