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"So, Honey, how was your first day at work?" -Mom

None of this was in the job description! Well, okay, some of it was… but I didn’t think the cloaking devices, haunted axes and jars of piss were actual workplace hazards!
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“So, Honey, how was your first day at work?”



Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 30, 2011 · 1:38 AM 
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50 Responses to ““So, Honey, how was your first day at work?””

  1. HoopleDoople on March 30th, 2011 1:41 am

    In case you're wondering, he's screaming "NEED A DISPENSER HERE!"

  2. NekoKnight on March 30th, 2011 1:44 am

    Bullets
    :c
    Bullets everywhere

  3. Red on March 30th, 2011 1:47 am

    There was a noticeable lack of dispensers (with regards to HoopleDoople's comment)

  4. DrRickRollins on March 30th, 2011 1:48 am

    So you infiltrated the enemy base, ran past their sentries and spy checking pyros. You grab the intel and FAN the sniper with his back turned towards you and boink and medic-heavy combo just before he ubercharged. You duck back into the safety of your base and just before handing in the secret intel titled "sword van" to your boss, who uncloaks and backstab you? Gary Motherfucking Oak. (HE IS YOUR FATHER)

  5. Totema on March 30th, 2011 1:50 am

    Scout is crying?

    He must have seen a rainbow.

  6. Ichiinu on March 30th, 2011 1:54 am

    is… is that a Bomberman bomb?

  7. Kbman on March 30th, 2011 1:54 am

    I'm pretty sure it's a baseball.

  8. Kbman on March 30th, 2011 1:55 am

    We are actual workplace hazards?
    GRAMMAR HOMEWRECKER

  9. Frankenstrat247 on March 30th, 2011 2:03 am

    or just "PANCAKES" over and over and over again

  10. PumpkinKing on March 30th, 2011 2:04 am

    "WHERE THE HELL DID EVERYONE GO!?"
    My most common reaction when caught in a similar situation

  11. Mentlegen on March 30th, 2011 1:06 am

    "Yo, Mommy, what's up?

    Today I tried to be the best teammate: I even gave advice to Mr. Hardhat…like, a LOT of times.

    Also tried to teach Mr. Fatman the gift of sharing (pleeease make him a sandvich, I think he was serious when he said he would punch out all my blood :/ ).The rest of the knuckleheads just ignored me…

    …except for Mr. Spy, he treats me like a son!"

  12. DrRickRollins on March 30th, 2011 2:34 am

    and that's laser sight, sticky bomb, arrows, bullets, a lunch box….we sell those too =D

  13. tveye on March 30th, 2011 2:38 am

    Reminds me of those letters from mom in Animal Crossing…

    "Hey son!
    Enjoying work? Today I planted a garden, so fun! Here's an apple…don't eat it all in one bite!
    -Mom <3"

    "Dear mom,
    Fuck you and fuck your apple.
    -Scout"

    "Dear son,
    Spy fucks me.
    -Mom"

  14. DM1293 on March 30th, 2011 2:45 am

    "To my handsome son Scout,

    I never really was on your side.

    Sincerely,

    RED spy.

    PS: Don't turn around while reading this."

    :3

  15. DM1293 on March 30th, 2011 2:48 am

    I know its normally Zyquux's territory, but I can't resist.

    Scout has just entered Bullet Hell territory.

  16. Ichiinu on March 30th, 2011 2:48 am

    but that black baseball has motion markers moving it a different way than if the orange line were a "path", leading me to assume the orange thing is a fuse. So confusing >_<

  17. Ichiinu on March 30th, 2011 2:50 am

    Oh, and on a completely unrelated note: http://vip.aersia.net/vip.swf
    There's a song in the Chrono Trigger section I think you'll like, Dr.

  18. SushiGummy on March 30th, 2011 2:50 am

    "Red Spy killed my Medic, mom!"

    "Oh, son, you know he's just playing around."

  19. NekoKnight on March 30th, 2011 3:02 am

    And suddenly, Touhou references, thousands of them.

  20. Zyquux on March 30th, 2011 3:22 am

    Many thanks.

  21. DM1293 on March 30th, 2011 3:29 am

    My Pleasure.

  22. DM1293 on March 30th, 2011 3:49 am

    *Waves knife* Now now, no illegitimate Scout of mine will have a pocket medic on him. That merde may fly with Snipers, but not you!

  23. Annonith on March 30th, 2011 4:12 am

    Argh too many Touhou references to post one and be cool! I must think of something cooler like
    <img src="http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu14/jwc_photos_bucket/deadpool_bullets_1.jpg"&gt;

    Yeah that will do.

  24. Jimmy on March 30th, 2011 6:25 am

    So…THAT'S why they call it Animal Crossing…you're crossing lines AND enemy territory!!!

  25. Alpar on March 30th, 2011 6:42 am

    Aftermath…

  26. Ichiinu on March 30th, 2011 6:51 am

    Wait, DM1293, arn't you scouts….
    half-BROOOOoooOOTHEEEEEEER?

  27. Combatbeaver on March 30th, 2011 6:56 am

    and they made the tf2 crew do this

  28. Dimomarg on March 30th, 2011 8:13 am

    How was your first day at SCHOOL .
    fix'd

  29. Dr. Furry on March 30th, 2011 8:44 am

    OBJECTION. this is post vanilla, scouts already been working for a while

  30. Deep Thought on March 30th, 2011 10:20 am

    I thought he was singing one of his "entirely made up of Bonk! songs"

  31. Mentlegen on March 30th, 2011 10:44 am

    I'd say Scout is playing on easy modo.

  32. SentryGunner on March 30th, 2011 10:54 am

    Gary Motherfucking Oak doesn't need to decloak to stab you

  33. SquidPowerUp on March 30th, 2011 11:44 am

    You know this picture is like 2-3 years old… right?

    But whatever… some people has not seen it yet ;)

  34. KZN02 on March 30th, 2011 11:47 am

    Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and mother, I hurt people.

  35. HughbertEsq on March 30th, 2011 4:53 pm

    Scout face makes me sad….

  36. DM1293 on March 30th, 2011 5:51 pm

    The cycle continued well into Team Fortress Classic. How else do you think the spies and engineers became more advanced in their tech? Engineers built sap-proof technology…and the Spies were like "screw you" and invented poisons and threw hand grenades at people…that is, when we weren't using our silenced tranquilizer pistol.

    I miss TFC now.

  37. nighten2_0 on March 30th, 2011 7:21 pm

    … I swear thats what I saw in my head… ONLY ONE MORE?!?!?! OMFG!

  38. nighten2_0 on March 30th, 2011 7:22 pm

    …HEY THAT WAS MY IDEA!!!!!

  39. nighten2_0 on March 30th, 2011 7:27 pm

    … spy… saping… my… dispenser… ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. Jones-250 on March 30th, 2011 7:27 pm

    The Demoman arranged so that the Scouts first day…
    *sunglasses*
    …would be a BLAST.
    YYYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  41. nighten2_0 on March 30th, 2011 7:36 pm

    Leo E. will love this… I just have to show him…

  42. nighten2_0 on March 30th, 2011 7:37 pm

    so true… SO TRUE.

  43. nighten2_0 on March 30th, 2011 7:38 pm

    http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

  44. Alpar on March 30th, 2011 9:13 pm

    Too late. I've already done it.

  45. Jimmy on March 30th, 2011 10:41 pm

    LMAO Hey, THINK FAST!!! *Throws a bomb ball*

    BAM!!!

    Oops…guess all those video games really DON'T give you good hand-eye co-ordination…

  46. SS4FireFox on March 30th, 2011 10:42 pm

    i just miss my minigun that fired shotgun shells.
    I called it the Crushinator.
    it was the most beautiful of my three beautiful daughters.

  47. dope92 on March 31st, 2011 1:19 am

    DAYYYYYMN!

  48. dope92 on March 31st, 2011 1:24 am

    nah is cave man

    mushihimesama futari: guiness record holder for best danmaku shooter.

  49. dope92 on March 31st, 2011 1:28 am

    since all the good stuff is taken i reply with

    this

  50. Alex Arzoo on March 7th, 2012 3:16 am

    "You're boyfriend tried to stab me!"

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