I would go with Michael’s preference, but I was never really sure… was he black or white?
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Seriously suprised this hasn't appeared yet. We -- the Halolz community of odvious jokes and puns -- have to do better next time.
So, More Pokemon jokes then?
Don't forget GRAMMAR HAMMERS!
obvious*
I love this so much it hurts XD
"Magical" is the only word I can think of to describe this bit of wonder
saw this under shawns comments and thought… nice
“Other submissions you might like: Racial Diversity”
Michael Jackson? Really? Halolz I am disappoint.
Should be N.
….does it matter if you're Yellow?
/ Asian joke har har
Looks like all 3 of them have changed their skin tone
Does it matter if I'm Red, Fire Red, Heart Gold, Ruby, Leaf Green, Silver, Pearl, Gold, Sapphire, Crystal, Diamond, Soul Silver, Emerald, Platinum, Blue, or Yellow: Special Pikachu Edition?
I don't know about anyone else, but I didn't do anything with it because the song was playing when they first unveiled the games.
So, where does that put Kyurem , the third of the trio that these two Pokemon belong?
It's a wrinkly old grey relic… it's in the middle of the picture.
Nope, cuz they make a version for that too.
http://images.wikia.com/pokemon/images/a/a5/Pokem…
It doesn't matter if your black, white, yellow, purple or green (Mitch Hedberg ftw!)
It only matters if you're RED or BLU -- or Red!
Wait… is that MJ??? When he sends out a pokemon, they say "SHAMONA!"
Zekrom, I choose you! Shamon! Hee Heeee….
As long as you arent pokemon pinball or tcg.
<img src="http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/i-see-what-you-did-there/1/i_see_what_you_did_there.jpg" img>
Nintendo is teaching us that you cannot judge by an outside color though:
As Black contains a White Legend, and White contains a Black.
(Poke) Mon In The Mirror
I'm starting with the mon in the mirror
I'm asking him to raise his stats
and no message could have been any clearer
if you wanna make yourself a better team
you gotta go outside and start to train
What about Mystery Dungeon?
I don't know if anyone has noticed this but WHY IS RESHIRAM TOUCHING HIS FEATHER PENIS?
They told him don't you ever train around here
Don't wanna see your mew you better disappear
You've looked him in the eyes, and the screen is ever clear
So battle, just battle.
You better run, you better fly while you can
Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a Hitmonchan
You wanna be the best, earn those badges while you can
So battle, just battle
Or Snap?
I can see another version with the Subway Masters.
Should be Mirror B.
Doesn't matter if you're black or white, you're still 5th gen. Now I'll go back to my copy of pokemon yellow and play through it for the 15th time. I'm serious… I have the attention span to play pokemon without running shoes. SO HARDCORE! And in this playthrough totally called myself GaryOak cuz it fits nicely. Oppenent? Ash. Challenge accepted.
Really? I was gonna buy the black version cuz it matches the colour of my DS (and NO OTHER REASON) but now I just don't know…
My Goldeen is not an Uber
She's just a fish who claims that she can do one-
Hit-knockouts, but HornDrill's banned.
Hey isn't it that wierd al yankovic song? rel="nofollow"> O wait… rel="nofollow"> no wait… rel="nofollow">
So battle, but you wanna beat Red!
Just battle, battle, battle, battle
Battle 'till your team's defeated
Show 'em your funky and strong Magnemite
It doesn't matter if you're Black or White
Just battle, just battle
Just battle, just battle
Just battle, just battle
Just battle, just battle
Should he the Afro-Buffalo.
Just caught Reshiram while listening to 'You Rock My World' by Michael Jackson. Flick over to Halolz and what's the first thing I see?
Mindrape. That's what.
You're asking if we're going to post new pokemon jokes? On Halolz? Of course we are.
rel="nofollow">Oh Yeah!
Because he's Michael Jackson's backup dancer.
And all Michael ever did was strangle his crotch.
*clicks link, sees picture*
<img src="http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/meh.ro4633.png" alt="" />
Why, Nintendo, Why???
Well, if he doesn't wear any pants, how else does he cover it up?
Either you meant "Should be", either your sentence is missing a verb and a question mark at the end. Either way, GRAMMAR HAMMER.
Also, Bouffalant should've had Rock Head as a Hidden Ability, not fricken' Soundproof. Seriously, Game Troll!
But it's the way he is touching it. IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS MASTERBATING.
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the internet killed my innocence
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/bZHXE.png" alt="" />
Ah, the Affrolo… Such a majestic creature
Could be worse… right?
Yah… also I think that mirror-B makes that SPOTLIGHT up!
<img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fUzorZk31Ss/SYRRK0-fGOI/AAAAAAAABcY/7KCFcbR3krc/s200/KoolAidMan_Fullpic_2.gif" alt="" />
(the judge gave him the death penalty)
hmmmmmmm welll I like the TCG… but I must say… black and white rocks
**** that Pikachu! WE HAVE POKEMON BLACK AND WHITE!! … oh wait they have the ferriswheel talks? :D MUST GET THE JAPANESE VERSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
… uh well I will be going now… *goes on a porn site and faps it up.*
… well thats impossible… also is that the size of lady gagas whang?
This submission was so good it will be hard to 'Beat It'.
I get it ok?! DRILL, FEMALE. also… **** off.
it shuld be: shamen I CHOOSE YOU! SHAMON!
<img src="http://poeticagenda.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/weegee.gif?w=400&h=400" alt="" />
much worse
They're out to catch ya, better flee while you can!
Don't wanna be Machop, You wanna be Machamp!
You wanna Bulk Up, better leave while you can, so battle!
But you wanna beat Red!
Just battle!
I'mma write and sing the whole thing
Took it long enough.
It is. You're forgetting the part where the whole thing takes place in Manhattan-land. That desert? Ground Zero from when the meteor that was Kyurem struck. Wanna take a guess at what Kyurem's height is?
9' 11"
Sorry to tell you this Reshiram, but the crotch grab is only appropriate when you have pants on. Otherwise it just makes things… awkward.
1-It's Game Freak's design, not Nintendo's.
2-It's a space-born legendary, that came to Earth in a meteor.
3-Its ice powers actually leaked out, causing it to dammage itself (notice the shorter right wing).
what's more interesting is that it's supposed to be the more feminine counterpart
What is Michael? HE'S JUST A CHILDDDDD~~ CAHMON!
well from what I read it's actually supposed to be the remains from when reshiram and zekrom were one pokemon
i'm just ticked that they changed his awesome move.
In Japanese, it's Afro Break.
In English, it;s Head Charge.
-_-
Except all that stuff I mentioned?
Word of God
Edit: Turns out the article I read was using faulty data on Kyurem, as Bulbapedia had an incorrect height listed at the time (it's actually 9'10") However, it HAS been stated that Route 4 is meant to be a tribute to Ground Zero.
I swear i drew this yesterday and art class and it appears here today? I swear someone is stealing my ideas.
So then….Are you a Boy…or a girl?
Hey guys! look!
Diana Ross is on HALOLZ!
You could call it "Feather Fapping"
I named mine L.Jackson.
If they had the ball decals from Diamond & Pearl, I'd make one that said SAMUEL
i was called a racist for buying pokemon black
im black. i just wanted the city
My afro sporting friend refuses to accept it, and now enjoys
GIGAAAAAAA AFROOOOOO BREAKKAAAAAAA-ing us every opportunity he gets.
Which is even more interesting since traditional taoism has yang being masculine and yin being feminine. Why Nintendo decided to say they were flipping it around, but then still give Reshiram that feathery "protrusion"… only Sho could say.
wait, the GBC TCG or the TCG TCG???
Because he wants to Reshi-RAM something. Hahaha…
Aww… now I got images in my head. When will I learn?
HIS IS THE AFRO THAT WILL CREATE A FASHION STATEMENT!
All I wanna say is "They Don't Care About Us." Whether we be "Black or White." 'cause in the end "Dirty Diana" is "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'."
It's better to just be a "Smooth Criminal" and "Beat It" while just being "Bad," 'cause that's "The Way You Make Me Feel."
Anyways, let's just dance to "Thriller" while lookin' at that "P.Y.T."
The problem is… you can't defeat me!
<img src="http://images.memegenerator.net/Ash-Pedreiro/File/487226/Ash-Pedreiro.jpg" alt="" />
Frick. It was a toss up for "b" or "d". Thanks for the correction.
So then who want Pokémon Grey, or Pokémon Beige?
Personally, I thought it was a Thriller .
EV training okay?
No offense intended, but where does this:
<img src="http://www.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/2006_03_groundzero.jpg" alt="" />
conjure up images of this:
<img src="http://www.phototravels.net/namibia/ndp2/namib-desert-air-p-50.2.jpg" alt="" />
maybe it's the construction workers?
Too late, already did. About four times in fact. Gold, Crystal, both Heartgolds, seriously, adding a Lapras didn't exactly make you harder. Easier in fact.
ooo burn
Gee Bee Cee: Tee Cee Gee… Oh eM Gee*shot*
Download the Zek-ROM and play the game. It might Kyu-REMind you of happier times.
….Oh god I'm so sorry for those puns. ;___;
That, and the ruined buildings everywhere
He accidentally the verb?
The GBC TCG was pretty good tbh. But the TCG TCG I have an ancient mew card…got it at a drive in of Jurassic Park 3. No clue on what that was about. Movie advertising for pokemon movie 2 maybe?
His team is comprised of Shamona! A Jynx. Billie Jean; a male Gardevoir (the kid's father was a ditto). Weird Al; the Mr. Mime who copies him. Smooth Criminal; the Hitmonlee with all the legwork. Vincent Price; the Gengar, and ….Dirty Diana the Muk?
I don't think this chain should 'Stop 'til we get enough'.
Nope. Some people mention it coming in a meteor. In the town just South of the Great Chasm.
I got pokemon black because everyone I know is planning on getting white, so now they need me for the version exclusive pokemon. I find it a tad rude that everyone in "Black City" is known for being greedy. Also the only Black character models (other than the Gym leader) are athletes in the game. :/
"So i heard you like stickers. So i put some stickers on your balls so you can have your balls spell out "SAMUEL" everytime you throw them around!"
…That's the most awkward X-Zibit Meme variation i've ever made o.O
Well, if it makes you feel any better, that's the most awkward X-Zibit Meme variation I've ever heard. LMAO XD
You've been submitted,
You've been put on Halolz by
a Smooth Cream In Al.
Whoever came up with the idea for this picture must have been a 'Smooth Criminal'.
I can't wait for Pokemon Cyan and Heliotrope.
But it wasn't a Bad idea, was it?
The Kyurem/Sept.11th connections are a load of bull.
Obviously there's no real connection, but it's fairly obvious that it's meant to represent it.
That wasteland is exactly where Ground Zero would be (Unova being based on New York City and all). Said to be caused by meteors dropping, one of which happened to drop a 9'11" Pokemon.
GRAMMAR HAMMER x2!
You have multiple "either"s in one sentence without a finishing or.
Either you meant "Either you meant "Should be", or your sentence is missing a verb and a question mark at the end" or you managed to use a grammar that is entirely foreign to the English Language.
On a side note: they don't have jive as a hidden ability?
so does that make him a featherfag?
It's really really Bad.
Pokemon MAHOGANY version.
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oh look Reshiram has his dick out AGAIN thanks man i really needed that T_________T
<img src="http://www.toy-tma.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Epic-Pokemon-580x372.jpg" alt="">
try me now. (wait until you see what is behind Snorlax)
[*cough* Mudkip cue the mudkipz *cough*]
Did MJ dangle a baby from a balcony?
I think we have our answer
I think MJ fits into the same category as Justin Bieber(fag)…
"genderless"
He has a Ditto called Mr. Jefferson, and a Mime Jr. called "Blanket"
I never saw them.
I was busy being attacked by pokemon every two steps (seriously Gamefreak, why? Now every pokemon is like a zubat!)
<img src="http://stopthecap.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bull.jpg" alt="" />
A load of what now?
I got white for the forest… and to be honest, zekrom is better (ie no public nudity…)
The maker really had this idea in his BILLY JEANS
Man I hope there isn't any Zekrom x Reshiram 34…
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CANNOT UNTHINK
I do believe that he was more "raceless" than anything
Also I am now occupying your mountain and have constructed a MOB farm there
M-M-M-M-M-MIND IMPLOSION
It's rule thirty-freaking-four. According to TV Tropes, there are no exceptions.
Great Arceus, WHY CAN'T I WALK PEACEFULLY IN CAVES!?
Every Two Damn Steps in the Charged Cavern -_______-'
Mmmmm, we're having steak for dinner tonight, boys!
KILL THE BULL, KILL THE BULL, SMASH ITS HEAD, BASH IT I-
*cough* sorry there, bad memory.
<img src="http://www.treehugger.com/china-segway-olympics-security.jpg" alt="" />
Go get 'im boys!
That is actually a commonly used form of sentence where I live. Don't forget that there are dialects in every language. Except Latin. Because it is dead. Deceased. Has ceased to be. I'm not typing the whole "Dead Parrot" sketch again.
wait… purple or green? I'm for equality and all, but you gotta draw the line somewhere.
TO HELL WITH PURPLE PEOPLE!
… unless they're choking… THEN HELP THEM!!!
Okay.
I got this Rhyperior from a friend of yours, Gary sure can be a nice guy.
I'm curious but I'm trying not to google it.
I know I will be sorry if I do.
My apologies then… The only dialects I know are Buffalo English and whatever the hell it is that my scottish relatives speak
*sigh*
Why must I do everything myself?
Snorlax! Use Dig!
*Snorlax goes underground*
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ATTACK!!!!
<img src="http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/219/2/7/276d5562c1c009758af6f8cbea473989.jpg" alt="">
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P.S. I herd u liek napalmz, so I got u some!
<img src="http://images.broadwayworld.com/photos/napalm_001.jpg" alt="" />
When you're writing it, don't forget to mention the numerous times you blacked out and woke up in a Pokemon Centre
oh, and we're gonna need some of this: rel="nofollow">
Why… WHY?!
I'm saving my hard-earned taxpayer dollars for Pokemon Gray version.
Earthquake+Surf=THKO
Planes have levitate, earthquake/surf not effective against tanks, over 9000 hp…
plus cruise missiles!!!
enjoy death from above!!!
<img src="http://houndsgood.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/peacock.jpg" alt="" />
fig 1.0 "featherfag"
HA!
(i hate that book)
u know that just SCREAMS tentacle rape.
also its attack mode
WHAT ARE THE ODDS!?
While still brain scarring, the one I ran across was actually pretty well drawn. Went with the traditional taoist approach of yin-feminine yang-masculine, too.
I Penny Arcade said it best
"Tycho: Why White? DO you have a problem with strong black pokemon?
Gabe: No I just think…
Tycho: You think white is better, you think white is suprime. Your a white supremacist. This is PokApertheid!
Gabe:God, fine, whatever. give me pokemon black.
Tycho: race traitor…"
In hindsite it is kind of dark without the comic included…
Everyone was noticing it had crotch fur.
But…MJ has kids….maybe he's a Ditto?
MAI DADDY IS BIGGER TAHN YOUR DADDY!!1
<img src="http://ui19.gamespot.com/1394/bioshock2cbigdaddyandlittlesister_2.jpg" alt="" />
o, rly?
…no…
<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le9dwcqkrQ1qc3bx2o1_400.jpg" alt="" />
"okay"
i just realized the crotch grabs on the 2 pokemon……well looks like its back to therapy for me!