I would go with Michael’s preference, but I was never really sure… was he black or white?
By Red-Flare, submitted by MasqueNoMercy

IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU’RE BLACK OR WHITE

Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 29, 2011 · 5:35 PM

(304 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)

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GazzyW007 on March 29th, 2011 5:40 pm

Seriously suprised this hasn't appeared yet. We -- the Halolz community of odvious jokes and puns -- have to do better next time.

So, More Pokemon jokes then?
Scone527 on March 29th, 2011 5:49 pm

I love this so much it hurts XD

"Magical" is the only word I can think of to describe this bit of wonder
MasqueNoMercy on March 29th, 2011 5:53 pm

saw this under shawns comments and thought… nice

“Other submissions you might like: Racial Diversity”
Jimmy on March 29th, 2011 5:53 pm

Michael Jackson? Really? Halolz I am disappoint.

Should be N.
Alpar on March 29th, 2011 5:56 pm

….does it matter if you're Yellow?

/ Asian joke har har
Dudewin on March 29th, 2011 6:01 pm

Looks like all 3 of them have changed their skin tone
invadingduck on March 29th, 2011 6:02 pm

Does it matter if I'm Red, Fire Red, Heart Gold, Ruby, Leaf Green, Silver, Pearl, Gold, Sapphire, Crystal, Diamond, Soul Silver, Emerald, Platinum, Blue, or Yellow: Special Pikachu Edition?
Uzumakiclan43 on March 29th, 2011 6:12 pm

So, where does that put Kyurem , the third of the trio that these two Pokemon belong?
Red on March 29th, 2011 6:30 pm

It doesn't matter if your black, white, yellow, purple or green (Mitch Hedberg ftw!)
It only matters if you're RED or BLU -- or Red!

Wait… is that MJ??? When he sends out a pokemon, they say "SHAMONA!"
DoctorRefined on March 29th, 2011 6:30 pm

Zekrom, I choose you! Shamon! Hee Heeee….
BoxeyBrown on March 29th, 2011 6:53 pm

Nintendo is teaching us that you cannot judge by an outside color though:

As Black contains a White Legend, and White contains a Black.
spplmj on March 29th, 2011 6:55 pm

(Poke) Mon In The Mirror

I'm starting with the mon in the mirror
I'm asking him to raise his stats
and no message could have been any clearer
if you wanna make yourself a better team
you gotta go outside and start to train
Cookino on March 29th, 2011 7:08 pm

I don't know if anyone has noticed this but WHY IS RESHIRAM TOUCHING HIS FEATHER PENIS?
Kinockun on March 29th, 2011 7:27 pm

They told him don't you ever train around here
Don't wanna see your mew you better disappear
You've looked him in the eyes, and the screen is ever clear
So battle, just battle.
You better run, you better fly while you can
Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a Hitmonchan
You wanna be the best, earn those badges while you can
So battle, just battle
KZN02 on March 29th, 2011 7:32 pm

I can see another version with the Subway Masters.
shadow649 on March 29th, 2011 7:37 pm

Doesn't matter if you're black or white, you're still 5th gen. Now I'll go back to my copy of pokemon yellow and play through it for the 15th time. I'm serious… I have the attention span to play pokemon without running shoes. SO HARDCORE! And in this playthrough totally called myself GaryOak cuz it fits nicely. Oppenent? Ash. Challenge accepted.
Vabolo on March 29th, 2011 7:41 pm

My Goldeen is not an Uber
She's just a fish who claims that she can do one-
Hit-knockouts, but HornDrill's banned.
TehVortex on March 29th, 2011 8:13 pm

Just caught Reshiram while listening to 'You Rock My World' by Michael Jackson. Flick over to Halolz and what's the first thing I see?

Mindrape. That's what.
TehVortex on March 29th, 2011 8:19 pm

rel="nofollow">Oh Yeah!
Ryu_Bonkosi on March 29th, 2011 8:45 pm

This submission was so good it will be hard to 'Beat It'.
Ichiinu on March 29th, 2011 9:25 pm

Sorry to tell you this Reshiram, but the crotch grab is only appropriate when you have pants on. Otherwise it just makes things… awkward.
TheViolentLoli on March 29th, 2011 9:38 pm

What is Michael? HE'S JUST A CHILDDDDD~~ CAHMON!
Ichiinu on March 29th, 2011 9:59 pm

Except all that stuff I mentioned?
Word of God

Edit: Turns out the article I read was using faulty data on Kyurem, as Bulbapedia had an incorrect height listed at the time (it's actually 9'10") However, it HAS been stated that Route 4 is meant to be a tribute to Ground Zero.
Nyoron on March 29th, 2011 9:59 pm

I swear i drew this yesterday and art class and it appears here today? I swear someone is stealing my ideas.
Dr.Panda on March 29th, 2011 10:33 pm

So then….Are you a Boy…or a girl?
dope92 on March 29th, 2011 11:15 pm

i was called a racist for buying pokemon black

im black. i just wanted the city
Kamelot on March 30th, 2011 1:25 am

All I wanna say is "They Don't Care About Us." Whether we be "Black or White." 'cause in the end "Dirty Diana" is "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'."
It's better to just be a "Smooth Criminal" and "Beat It" while just being "Bad," 'cause that's "The Way You Make Me Feel."
Anyways, let's just dance to "Thriller" while lookin' at that "P.Y.T."
McGack on March 30th, 2011 4:19 pm

oh look Reshiram has his dick out AGAIN thanks man i really needed that T_________T
tmotom on March 30th, 2011 10:05 pm

Why… WHY?!
CapnMacMillan on March 30th, 2011 10:42 pm

I'm saving my hard-earned taxpayer dollars for Pokemon Gray version.
Citrovc4 on March 31st, 2011 8:03 am

I Penny Arcade said it best

"Tycho: Why White? DO you have a problem with strong black pokemon?
Gabe: No I just think…
Tycho: You think white is better, you think white is suprime. Your a white supremacist. This is PokApertheid!
Gabe:God, fine, whatever. give me pokemon black.
Tycho: race traitor…"

In hindsite it is kind of dark without the comic included…
KZN02 on March 31st, 2011 12:22 pm

Everyone was noticing it had crotch fur.
deathbychickens on April 7th, 2011 10:36 pm

i just realized the crotch grabs on the 2 pokemon……well looks like its back to therapy for me!